Streetwalker Reports

[Gintonicrocks]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt calls for review submissions about colony-inn@comcast.net, the Pulaski Highway branch of Brown's Motel. It too has themed rooms, perhaps redefining the old, quaint monger expression "around the world," which is not much heard in these days when so many people travel to Greece and other exotic destinations.

Questions on this forum are often asked about hospitable places where a weary traveler, or two or three or, may rest their heads. Herr Doktor, Professor Immanuel Kunt thinks that in the interest of the advancement of science this site could use a comprehensive update on such facilities. Herr Doktor Doktor Doktor (such multiple doctorates are quite common in Germany, as paid obituary notices in newspapers like Frankfurter Allgemeine amply document, himself has only utilized a handful of westside inns. Tim's, White Elk, Executive, and Tip Top. That's it. But there is more. For example, he has always been curious about that colonial style facility at the beltway and Washington boulevard, across from Home Depot. Any reviews?

The mad scientist also has never ventured to any of the eastside hostelries. A review of Pulaski highway properties would be useful now that the spring traveling season is upon us. Let's do around the world in Baltimore!

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Apparently, our esteemed ex-senior Kulli has failed to RTFF. There are at least 3 posts on east side notels in the last month. Hate to call you out, but.

GTR

[Shune]

We've all spotted plenty of WSW and BSW on the various loops, and a few LSW. But finding an ASW (Asian) is not common. About 2 or 3 years ago I spotted a possible ASW near Charles and 25th, but I couldn't confirm that she was working. She was very hot. But last week and tonight I am certain that I spotted an ASW looking for a date at the block. She was probably 35, plain face, long straight hair, and conservatively dressed. This was not Kim or Babydoll or any of the Asian blockettes that I've seen before. Tonight I was going from bar to bar and she approached me and asked what I was up to, just like a hooker would do before she suggested we hang out. A couple minutes later I'm walking out of Norma Jeans and watch her get into a man's car that was parked at the back entrance to Red Room.

This would be totally unnoteworthy if she were a WSW or BSW wearing painted on pants, big hoop earrings, and fuck me pumps. But this girl was dressed like she was going to work in a downtown office.

Somebody on this board has seen her, and probably dated her. I'd like to read your report.

Horsetrader

Tuesday.

Accompanied by the inciting concrete skyline of downtown Baltimore, just like a kid on his way to the candy store, I was making my way eastbound on Baltimore Streettowards my objective. The Block.

Eyes wide with a predatory zeal, I scan solemnly ahead pealing away the thick mid-day crowd with one goal in mind. As I drew close to my objective, my inner excitement begins to build to a fevered pitch. And with a great anticipation, I'm hoping the elusive ASW would finally be reveal.

After a few loops around the Block, my initial anticipatory excitement soon dimes to a cautious optimism as I circle the Block with empty result. After an hour or so of this fruitless undertaking, I decided to migrate up to the PP circuit (hear a lot of good things from why'all regarding this loop.)

Geez, it must be my luck or lack thereof. This place was as dry as the Sahara desert, no actions whatsoever, totally devoid of any kind of SW activity. Hell, given the latest scientific finding I might have better luck finding water on Mars.

Oops, sorry, my apology. I did see one SW on Conklin walking towards Eastern Ave. As she attempt to make eye contact with me. Oy vey! Don't know weather to shoot her or sign her up as an extra (zombie) for the 'Walking Dead'. Shit, something tells me I'the better cut my losses and get the fuck out of Dodge.

WW Loop. 30 minutes later.

Yeah, this is much better. All the obligatory trimming of what a proper Street Walking neighborhood should be. (I'll forgo the detail description, not wanting to be insulting, even though, I mean it in the best possible way.)

Right away, a shapely little blond spinner was spotted in front the Busy Bees. It's Hottie Sarah (22). Well guys, got to go she's waiting for me. Hey, I guess things are beginning to look up after all.

[JNimble]

I looped Fairhaven, Potapsco, and Pontiac several times without seeing ANYONE out. On my 3rd & final loop, I spotted a pretty, although extremely skinny, blond on Pontiac talking with someone in a car. Don't know if someone was foolishly negotiating through the window, but she didn't get in so I picked her up.

Her name is Betty, a 24 year-old (according to her) stawberry blond with a beautiful freckled complexion. She's been reviewed here a few times, some good, some fair. There was a picture of her a while, and many pounds ago, with an awesome rack; sadly, the puppies have left the building. As has been mentioned, he teeth were badly damaged somehow or else she'd be an 8 or 9 in anyone's book.

I opted for a BJ since I suspect she's too thin to look as good naked. It was REALLY good with lots of attention to the boys and lots of variation. We didn't talk about tuition up front, but she seemed satisfied with the standard plus tip. I'd certainly repeat.

Be careful out there,

Jack

[Sporty 42]

She had a hot tub in her place. One of my favorites. That murdering creep is probably back out on the streets by now.

First post, Also with fond memories of Robin. The world is a sadder place without her.

What ever happened to her friend Shiela? Hope only good things.

[Immanuel Kunt]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt calls for review submissions about colony-inn@comcast.net, the Pulaski Highway branch of Brown's Motel. It too has themed rooms, perhaps redefining the old, quaint monger expression "around the world," which is not much heard in these days when so many people travel to Greece and other exotic destinations.

Questions on this forum are often asked about hospitable places where a weary traveler, or two or three or, may rest their heads. Herr Doktor, Professor Immanuel Kunt thinks that in the interest of the advancement of science this site could use a comprehensive update on such facilities. Herr Doktor Doktor Doktor (such multiple doctorates are quite common in Germany, as paid obituary notices in newspapers like Frankfurter Allgemeine amply document, himself has only utilized a handful of westside inns. Tim's, White Elk, Executive, and Tip Top. That's it. But there is more. For example, he has always been curious about that colonial style facility at the beltway and Washington boulevard, across from Home Depot. Any reviews?

The mad scientist also has never ventured to any of the eastside hostelries. A review of Pulaski highway properties would be useful now that the spring traveling season is upon us. Let's do around the world in Baltimore!

[Hlthyguy30]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, in pursuit of his academic endeavors, today drove past Brown's Motel, a collection of "cottages" near the old Enchanted Forest on the Elliccott City side of Route 40. This landmark, I am told, is fondly membered by amorous couples in search of shelter. A sign advertised new management, special rates and free Internet. Any reviews?

I drive past there there at least five times a week and have seen people, a half-and-half mix of men and women, walking from said location East, across the bridge into the county. My guess by their dress and walk is, they're civilians though, really, the walk can be turned on and off according to the area and the woman's mood.

I almost never see anyone walk West, maybe because everyone knows the Safeway across from the pack shack closed down, eh?

[Charlie Tuna]

Too funny thinking about dates from years back. Now that some of the ancients are returning to the board. It would be nice to hear some of the old tales. I remember Robin, God rest her soul, from West Wilkens Ave. My stars what a fun gal. Many good times. She used to call us bad boys and tease us into finishing. Some sicko murdered her by locking her in a safe. Such a waste.

She had a hot tub in her place. One of my favorites. That murdering creep is probably back out on the streets by now.

[Docbh]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, fascinated as he is by human behavior, has been engrossed by events in Cartagena. They seriously challenge the old adage,"There is no fool like an old fool." Which made me think of the fact that any monger, young or old, might do himself a favor by watching Marlene Dietrich's 1930 breakthrough movie,"The Blue Angel."

Here is Bill Desowitz's take on Amazon: "The Blue Angel, one of the masterpieces of Germany's Weimar cinema. This landmark film thrust the sultry and unrestrained Dietrich on an unsuspecting international film audience. She plays the prototypical role of Lola, the singer who tempts repressed professor Emil Jannings (the king of expressionist actors) into complete submission night after night at the Blue Angel nightclub." In the process the professor becomes a laughing stock. Continues Desowitz: "The film perfectly captures the masochism and degradation of the Weimar Republic, just before the rise of Adolf Hitler. And yet the moral confusion exhibited by Jannings is really due to his own torment. Dietrich is merely an instrument of his innermost desires, standing on stage in top hat, stockings, and bare thighs singing "Falling in Love Again."

The point, then and now, is that one should not confuse an SW transaction, whether in Cartagena or Baltimore, with love. Because nasty surprises develop if one does. Dr. Immanuel Kunt himself tries to keep these things in perspective, dificult though it may be at moments of besottedness.

For the benefit of younger readers, I am perfectly content being referred to as Herr Doktor. Spme of my most ethnusiastic young friends tend to address me as sehr geehrter Herr Professor, but I think such a tsunami of respect is overdoing it.

Just random thoughts on a dreary Baltimore morning.

You may consider a Bette Davis & Leslie Howard movie called : Of Human Bondage.

[LuckyMoney]

I will be travelling to Baltimore this weekend, would like to know areas, streets etc. Where I can find SW.

Many thanks

Great place in Canton many don't know about, head south on Linwood Ave. About 1/4 mile past Boston street.

[Brian139]

I will be travelling to Baltimore this weekend, would like to know areas, streets etc. Where I can find SW.

Many thanks

If you come to Baltimore, there is a notel on Faytte street. Park just outside of it and keep an eye out. You will see many sws walking in and out with their pimps to relax after doing some work out in the streets. If you ask politely, the pimps usually have no problem letting you have some fun time with the girls and will even extend their hospitality to you.

Address is 601 East Fayette Street.

[Immanuel Kunt]

www.brownsmotel.net Contains descriptive info and photos. Said to be so popular as a tryst foir Social Security Administration nooners that a shuttle is run, or should be.

Dr. Immanuel Kunt

[Immanuel Kunt]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, in pursuit of his academic endeavors, today drove past Brown's Motel, a collection of "cottages" near the old Enchanted Forest on the Elliccott City side of Route 40. This landmark, I am told, is fondly membered by amorous couples in search of shelter. A sign advertised new management, special rates and free Internet. Any reviews?

[Member #4338]

I will be travelling to Baltimore this weekend, would like to know areas, streets etc. Where I can find SW.

Many thanks

Het Dutty, welcome to B'more!

Just let us know what kind of girls you would like to meet. Young, old, blonds, redheads etc. And when and we'll see if we can't line them up for your selection.

Always looking to help out a visitor.

Hold your breath!

[Maticman]

Youngsters on this board may want to know that I am a white male of a certain age who likes black ladies and found many agreeable ones years ago on Garrison. The most successful ones came from middle-class backgrounds. Women who were educated, had been employed in good jobs, often married, until the monkey of addiction began controlling them. I basically retired from the hobby two years ago when I found a civilian, and have returned to Garrison only three times since. Recently, I found a likable lass Peaches, who broke my heart. She had wonderful qualities but I realized that she was in the middle of downward spiral. I don't want to deal with that.

As luck would have it, an old friend contacted me since. She is a Garrison veteran who got her life together. She said that even during her addiction I treated her like a queen. Now that she is clean, I don't mind splurging on her some.

The point, though, is that in the past two years Garrison has changed beyond recognition. Some old-timers are still plying their trade there, as are some newcomers. But the numbers are down and supply unpredictable. This is due to stepped-up police activity. Which is one reason I don't go out any more. The police activity, in turn, is due to creeping gentrification along this boulevard which until the 1960s was the backbone of Jewish Baltimore. After racial change came, Garrison neighborhoods began deteriorating but now seems to have some potential for renewal, despite a high number of half-way houses and group homes in those big old frame houses.

I remember how upper Garrison, near Wabash, ten years ago had an ample supply of regular middle-aged women who dangled their house keys throughout the day near the playground as a come on to older, home improvement type white clients toouring the area in pickups. Those days are gone. If you find anything, the supply is likely to consist of heroin addicts.

The middle section of Garrison ran from Belle to Liberty Heights. There used to be lots of supply around the clock. Such reliable supply also seems to be gone.

The lower section ran from Liberty Heights to Walbrook Junction. It used to feature low-end stuff. That area is now in the midst of gentrification. After the Forest Park library was renovated, a new senior citizen complex was constructed across the street. Now a long-vacant nearby garden apartment complex is either being rehabbed or razed; too early to tell. Further down, new single-family homes have been constructed.

The biggest dhange concerns the rattiest, southernmost section, from North Avenue to Gwynns Falls. That used to have cheap pussy galore, and still may occasionally. But many girls have been evicted from the homes on the side streets. Meanwhile, several nice older homes along Hilton and other streets are being renovated. Hobby at your own peril. Goodby Garrison.

Great assessment, this used to be one of my spots, I did however find a few jems in the last month or so around the middle strip around the library but nothing like it was in the past. There have even been slim and bad pickins' on the 25th loop. I have had a few good ones around york road and woodburne by the family dollar but none as good as years ago. I would love to come across the next 25th loop or garrison loop because I'm not really comfortable hunting in the loops that are most popular on the board. I grew up in these areas and know the "lay of the land" much better.

[Freddy66]

After RTFF and having nothing better to do yesterday, I ran some recon on a couple of loops.

WW about 6 pm. Lots of SW by the circle, mostly too big and too rough for my tastes. One WSW. 30-35, jeans and a blue tshirt caught my eye, and when I swung about for closer inspection she had headed up an alley. There were 4. 5 others, all WSW but nothing to stop for.

Return WW loop at 9 pm. Less visible activity, some LEO presence. Passed through to.

PP. Cruised Eastern Ave side, saw nothing and turned onto Haven and saw the scariest WSW ever. 50ish, CCL and few teeth. No thanks.

Stopped by a SC for a beer and swung back through PP. Still nothing.