Massage Parlor Reports

[Datsurman]

In my dreams. But your mileage may vary.

Covered or uncovered for the BJ option?

[LongRanger99]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

Been reading replies to 'WalkBob' and I must say that I am disturbed with the direct and indirect insults. Every monger knows how deep his particular pockets are. If someone's pockets are so deep that they can spend $.5 and in not be any bother then o'well but that is surely not the case for all mongers especially of now with the recession. Me personally I am not trying to spend / donate more than .70 for a session and as of lately I have mostly picked SWs for about .20. I have spend / donated quite more in the past but as of now my situation does not reasonably allow it. Hopefully the future will bring better times as it has done in the past. As far as I am concerned $.5 is a lot with this economy. $.5 can put two tires on your car or you can have 45 min. of fun. We all make our decisions but lets not ride someone for being cautious about their pockets. Lets just be appreciative about the monger experience given.

[George W. Bush]

Covered or uncovered for the BJ option?

[Bebop60]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

Man, this is one of the best deals. A double BJ for $. And they are friendly. I've seen them twice and both times they were nice. Not the prettiest but not $$$$ either. I recommend them!

[Member #4164]

I'm coming into town for a week and I'll be staying close to O'Hare. I'm not familiar with the town much, so I don't know where X street or X neighborhood is.

I'm hoping someone can PM me with either a good AMP in the vacinity (20 min) of the airport or massause with a good handshake.

I have posted some reviews in Cleveland, TN and Indy. Any help is appreciated.

[Bebop60]

Wanted to visit my fave at Archer Spa after a two month hiatus, but her cell was disconnected. I knew other fun girls there so I went Sunday evening. The mamasan was kinda surly, gave me a middle-aged butterface masseuse who beat the crap out of my back leaving me more sore than relaxed and then watched the clock and complained constantly on the flip. Mr Happy couldn't get happy with the crabby clock watching masseuse so I got up and left. There was an ok looking white girl there I saw but she went to take a nap.

My old regular girl there had a name that began with an S and was latina with long hair and a nice athletic body. If anyone has info about where she went, please PM me. Otherwise, stay away from Archer Spa, that really sucked.

[AmericanIron]

I passed by Ruby last night around 8, two police cars with flashing lights were blocking part of the street. Looked like something was going down inside but I couldn't stop and look, my girlfrind was driving. Anyone have any intel?

[Datsurman]

I like to save a buck as much as the next guy but you sound cheap as hell. They already have the lowest prices for quality of service in all chicago and that's before adding the 'very hot' chick that you are talking about.

Your loss dude. A double BJ for $ is a really good deal. Now that I think about it. I am going to make an appt this week happily take the offer that U-turned down.

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

[WalkBob]

The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.

No, but I see someone said it is Jenny. I'd never consider going back but I'd love the shot to have her bent over the table.

[LongRanger99]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

I had a massage with them before, you have to keep your eyes on them because they do like to skimp on the time. I will repeat but I usually try to negotiate because these massuises need to understand there is a recession going on around here. The state talks about women being victimized: sure, $75 hr tax free: maybe the mongers are being victimized!

[Roscoe23]

The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.

Her name is Jennie. Not sure on the spelling.

[Bash1981]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.

[BigDog16]

Has anyone had a chance to meet Jennifer, the newest Logan Square Tantrica? I have tried to meet her twice and on both occasions our schedules did not work out.

[WalkBob]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

[Chimonger]

Serious, something must be going on. There are always slammed after 9pm. I went two weeks ago and didn't get any extras as usual but massage was great. Tried to go last week a few nights but again always booked after 9pm. If anyone has an intel please share. PM is fine.

My current ATFs 1 and 2 need a timeout, but they're both at that 2520 place, so I'm trying to diversify my portfolio (even after years and years, these girls can still play games and be just as crazy as women not on the payroll, if not more so). Things are barren compared to 2005 or hell, even 2009. I know Sunkiss' reputation for being a blue-ball establishment, and I've been there before (back when it was new) and received all the right signs, but only an odd quasi-finish (neither legal nor satisfying, which is just dumb). But currently it's so busy in there after 9 every night that I figured something has to be going on, so I did a walk-in tonight. Got Coco. Very tiny, very quiet, but a great great massage. I knew there was a good chance it wouldn't end happy, but again, the signs were all there. No towel at any time, lights dimmed for the flip, lots of thigh massaging. But no finish. It's been so long since I was denied (because I see my regulars) , I was actually more amused than anything else. I dropped a Jackson for the good back-walk and the thorough massage (didn't plan ahead and had no smaller bills).

So seniors and other distinguished fellows. Can I get some info on who to ask for, and what I can expect? The phone was ringing off the hook and the door was buzzing constantly the whole time I was there. Someone has to be getting something! PM if you like. I'd also be interested in knowing if Coco is good to go on return visits. She gave me the whole we-do-only-professional-massages-here routine, but I'd love to know if there's anything to be had with a little persistence. Thanks.

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