Massage Parlor Reports

[Luckycowboy58]

My, my. Aren't you the defensive one? Look, I said it's great if you feel that you got value for your money. That wasn't my point. My points was that it's kind of stupid to go in expecting something, not get it, and then go back again expecting the same thing because you HOPE it will be better on another visit.

As for your tawdry insults. Well, that just says more about you than anyone else. By the way, the word is "quenched", not "quinched." You're welcome.

Let's face it. Men are pigs. All men are pigs. Some of us just dress, look and act better than other pigs. That's why we have bettter "luck" than other pigs.

[Awesome Balls]

The massage in and of itself is many times of great value to me. I don't walk into every place looking for a lot of extras. I have been visiting the massage parlor's in O-town since 1980. This ain't my first rodeo. It's not about blowing cash. I saw a lady for a massage yesterday that I have seen 3 or 4 times over the past several years. Got a HE each time and yesterday the menu was an entirely different matter. Your method would have me never seeing her again. That would have been "nuts". Since I am not gay I will pass on your "offer" for a massage. Try craigslist men for men section and I am sure you will find your thirst quinched. Opinions are like assholes if you catch my drift.

My, my. Aren't you the defensive one? Look, I said it's great if you feel that you got value for your money. That wasn't my point. My points was that it's kind of stupid to go in expecting something, not get it, and then go back again expecting the same thing because you HOPE it will be better on another visit.

As for your tawdry insults. Well, that just says more about you than anyone else. By the way, the word is "quenched", not "quinched." You're welcome.

[MoonlightBiker]

I guess I'm just one of those guys who wants it all. If I don't get a really good massage AND a HE then I won't be back. Money is always important to me, as is a good massage and the ability to walk away relaxed. If I can't get the trifecta then I will go somewhere else. Which reminds me. Somebody tell STAR to get rid of that old hag. It's as if they traded their decent girls for doors on the rooms.

[Member #6038]

Luckycowboy58 and Barolo,

You guys are on target. The massage is important and if it isn't good I don't care what's on the menu as I won't be back. I will definately return if I don't get a HE if I feel the opportunity exists for that or more as long as the massage is decent. As you've already pointed out, that has served me well too over the years and I would have missed out on many fine experiences if it was one and done. Some of the gals and / or parlors are simply more cautious initially.

The good news is that there are fine massages to be had in Orlando with very full service offerings too. Life is good.

[TheJester]

Does anyone know where Amy from Lucky Dragon and Asian Palace landed after both of those places sold? I saw her a few times between both locations and would like to find her again.

Would be grateful for info on her.

Many thanks

[Barolo]

The massage in and of itself is many times of great value to me. I don't walk into every place looking for a lot of extras. I have been visiting the massage parlor's in O-town since 1980. This ain't my first rodeo. It's not about blowing cash. I saw a lady for a massage yesterday that I have seen 3 or 4 times over the past several years. Got a HE each time and yesterday the menu was an entirely different matter. Your method would have me never seeing her again. That would have been "nuts". Since I am not gay I will pass on your "offer" for a massage. Try craigslist men for men section and I am sure you will find your thirst quinched. Opinions are like assholes if you catch my drift.

I agree, if I'm getting a good massage and there are hints. I will be back. I have been getting massages for 35 years. I want a good massage and the extras are dessert. There are places in this town, you can go get rubbed for 10 minutes and there is an open menu. That is not for me, dammit I want a good massage!

[MRpjap]

Would you buy tires for your car that weren't inflated? What if the guy said he doesn't blow tires on the first time, but come back next week?

The obvious difference from your various analogies being that it's not illegal to inflate tires or serve someone food.

[Luckycowboy58]

If you feel that you're getting value for your money, then it's not my place to tell you otherwise. What I'm saying is that people will go back when they didn't get value for their money, but they hope it will work out better the next time. That's nuts. How many places in your life are you willing to give up a good chunk of cash, not get what you wanted / expected, and then go back for more? Would you buy tires for your car that weren't inflated? What if the guy said he doesn't blow tires on the first time, but come back next week?

If you're willing to go for that, then I'll offer to give you guys massages. Make sure you come back a few times, you know, because I'm cautious.

The massage in and of itself is many times of great value to me. I don't walk into every place looking for a lot of extras. I have been visiting the massage parlor's in O-town since 1980. This ain't my first rodeo. It's not about blowing cash. I saw a lady for a massage yesterday that I have seen 3 or 4 times over the past several years. Got a HE each time and yesterday the menu was an entirely different matter. Your method would have me never seeing her again. That would have been "nuts". Since I am not gay I will pass on your "offer" for a massage. Try craigslist men for men section and I am sure you will find your thirst quinched. Opinions are like assholes if you catch my drift.

[Awesome Balls]

I'm with you, there is no 2nd time if it doesn't happen the 1st time. Especially if all you're looking for is a HJ. That should be standard with anyone advertising in a body rub section or working in an AMP.

It's sad, but you see the same thing on this page as the last one. Guy goes to a place, doesn't get what he wants, but states he's going to go back because he hopes the next time will be better. Man, even drug addicts are at least suspicious of getting ripped off, but folks here dive right in time & again. They believe!

[Awesome Balls]

Sometimes it isn't cut and dried. Sometimes a visit or two is required. When the massage is as good as her's trust me she is worth the time and money. She is cautious, very cautious but believe me she is a gem. Google her # and read the stuff even before Kissimmee. Not rocket science stuff. It requires some reading between the lines. LC

If you feel that you're getting value for your money, then it's not my place to tell you otherwise. What I'm saying is that people will go back when they didn't get value for their money, but they hope it will work out better the next time. That's nuts. How many places in your life are you willing to give up a good chunk of cash, not get what you wanted / expected, and then go back for more? Would you buy tires for your car that weren't inflated? What if the guy said he doesn't blow tires on the first time, but come back next week?

If you're willing to go for that, then I'll offer to give you guys massages. Make sure you come back a few times, you know, because I'm cautious.

[MoonlightBiker]

Well that blows, but at least I know I didn't miss anything! Now if I could only find someone who does waxing and fools around. My butts too furry and I'm tired of shaving!

[Barolo]

Is this the Susan that used to work out of Howell Branch by the ABC?

Absolutely not!

[Jay7005]

Seriously? I've been to that place a few times for massage covered by my insurance for an injury, but I never saw any hint at all of any extra fun. Usually if there's fun to be had I'm the first guy they're dropping hints too. Am I missing something at this place that requires another run?

Negative. At least not that I am familiar. The Susan being described here works from her home in the Lockhart area. To reiterate, decent massage, but I never had any hint of extras. If there was another Susan off Howell Branch, or if this Susan in fact worked off Howell Branch, I have no knowledge.

[MoonlightBiker]

Is this the Susan that used to work out of Howell Branch by the ABC?

Seriously? I've been to that place a few times for massage covered by my insurance for an injury, but I never saw any hint at all of any extra fun. Usually if there's fun to be had I'm the first guy they're dropping hints too. Am I missing something at this place that requires another run?

[Ricky James1]

I used Orlando Weekly alot about 10 years ago, but with the proliferation of the internet, I'd just stay away from anyone who uses text ads and won't put up a picture. That's a red flag that there's something wrong.

Jimhatz. Luchia is an older hispanic lady; little heavy, big tits, no extras. The massage isn't that great, and the tease of something more isn't worth the time or expense. As always, YMMV.