Massage Parlor Reports

[Bostsouth]

TA, very good, I am LMFAO!

I'm not sure what the purpose of this post is. Every once in a while someone starts up a diatribe about puritanical hypocrisy and legality of prostitution. That's at least relevant to the purpose of this forum, but kind of a waste of space considering it's preaching to the choir and not really persuading anybody. This one is way out in left field. Are most of us really concerned about the medical justification for therapeutic massage?

I wanted to share my own timeline, more germane to this forum:

10, 000 BC: cave man jerks off, likes it.

10, 000 BC, next day: cave man persuades cave woman to jerk him off, likes it even better.

10, 000 BC, next day: cave woman asks for new winter pelt in exchange for jerking off cave man. He agrees.

2012: things continue, essentially unchanged.

[Cimfan]

Info would be appreciated.

http://capecod.backpage.com/Therapeu...is-ma/19771084

[Maximus77]

I was checking out the CL therapeutic listings and noticed under the ad for the Middlesex TPK Bedford massage place I like they added a new price guarantee on there, and with the Bedford spa listing above them $10 less plus the guarantee says they will beat it by 10% halfs would be 36, and 54 for hours, which is decent. Especially considering the massages here are actually good. With other places charging 80 for hours, figured people could save the 26 bucks and offset the crazy gas prices we are all dealing with instead. Easy enough to cue up the CL competitor ad on a smart phone and show them and save some money.

[Amp Slave]

You mean to tell me you wouldn't recommend more than 90 percent of the Mass. AMPs with the 40 something asain ladies, with their muffin-top bellies trying to pull off that their in their thirties. With their giesha girl make up, jacked up teeth and breath, shorting you on time and overcharging for a HE and a half-assed massage?

BB

BB you hit it on the nail on the head. I have been to the 90% of the girls you described and then some. The other 10% was all by chance. LOL

[Member #5013]

My recommendation to all go to providence, Massachusetts is a wast of money!

You mean to tell me you wouldn't recommend more than 90 percent of the Mass. AMPs with the 40 something asain ladies, with their muffin-top bellies trying to pull off that their in their thirties. With their giesha girl make up, jacked up teeth and breath, shorting you on time and overcharging for a HE and a half-assed massage?

BB

[Undercoverchef]

My recommendation to all go to providence, Massachusetts is a wast of money!

[Jimmy Pratt]

I went to this place that advertises on CL. Small office building behind storefronts on Rte 16 Newton line.

Unmarked door on 1st floor (#8) , but has the typical doorbell. Guess that's in lieu of a neon sign?

Walk into the ante room and there is an overwhelming smell of incense. Fortunately, the actual massage room, which is tiny, didn't smell as bad. I undressed and she came back and asked if I like strong, medium, or soft. Never asked for money up front.

I said strong, but her technique is just an all-over rub moving from quadrant to quadrant. No massage skill or "strong" pressure whatsoever. No teasing but I was undraped and she didn't avoid any areas. The only hint of extras was after she moved down to the lower half, she kinda tapped my butt and said "no trouble, right?".

Finished the legs (totally lame) and then had me flip. On the flip, she rubbed the right areas and noticed that "he's awake". She asked if I wanted some oil and went to work. Technique is terrible and she actually has slightly rough hands. But the part that had me squirming (in a bad way) was when she pushed down on my balls, kinda pinning them to my taint, while using the other hand to do a high-speed piston stroke. Not working. I adjusted so that she had to let go of my nads, and then I had to employ some very creative imagination to get to the ending part.

When I was finally able to pop, she made sure that it wasn't a good one by literally choking off the flow and squeezing pretty hard after only about half had come out! I was slighlty in shock and it actually hurt a little. I've never had that experience before, and certainly have never tried it myself. But let me assure all you gents out there, it is not a pleasant feeling. I was about to berate her and say "don't ever do that to any guy again" but as I opened my mouth, she let go and proclaimed "whew, that was hard work!".

I didn't say this either: "if your technique were better, you wouldn't have to work so long / hard".

Clean-up consisted of a few paper towels, then one more onto which she sprayed some alcohol. Cold and not helpful! That was it. No head or face massage, just "OK, you feel good now?".

Although she said there was no rush for me to get up, I decided I was out of there. While getting dressed, I did learn that she is Chinese, but has a japanese name (Yumi). She appears to be a sole proprietor. Damage was typical. 6 for the hour. I tipped less than usual but no arguments from her.

I guess I was hoping to find a diamond in the rough that hasn't seen a review here in at least a few years, but I think I just found another place to stay away from. I actually feel cheated on the massage part since I could probably rub my back up and down on a doorframe and get the same results. The HE, well, I wouldn't call it happy, more like a procedure you get when you go to the dentist.

Two thumbs down. If you are in this area you may as well go to Newton or Waltham, even if it's for a legit massage.

Happy hunting out there,

JP

[Tommy Anonymus]

It is amazing the duality of inasanity this culture has in bombarding sex and violence in the print and airwaves. Then being puritanical in what we find is medically necessary for our own bodies.

They have taken the rite to heal thyself away from the individual to that of the state and now with Obama care to that of the federal agency.

View this long history.

Ask yourself.

What heals you more a pill or a treatment.

3000 BC- Chinese: Cong-Fu of the Toa-Tse. Oldest known book written about massage. Translated to French in 1700's.

2012. Still humans need body work.

What ever type of care they desire is their own personal right to choose

I'm not sure what the purpose of this post is. Every once in a while someone starts up a diatribe about puritanical hypocrisy and legality of prostitution. That's at least relevant to the purpose of this forum, but kind of a waste of space considering it's preaching to the choir and not really persuading anybody. This one is way out in left field. Are most of us really concerned about the medical justification for therapeutic massage?

I wanted to share my own timeline, more germane to this forum:

10, 000 BC: cave man jerks off, likes it.

10, 000 BC, next day: cave man persuades cave woman to jerk him off, likes it even better.

10, 000 BC, next day: cave woman asks for new winter pelt in exchange for jerking off cave man. He agrees.

2012: things continue, essentially unchanged.

[Member #5013]

I am new to these sites and never really knew what the industry standard was. I have never had any complaints outside of the hole in the wall AMP. Normally I get shorted on time and the service is subpar at best. My favorite spots now are non AMP in chelsea and revere and for the normal house fee I have been able to get a date or two outside of the establishment and very good service. For what they charge. 80 for 45 minutes at best and a lackluster massage I think 20 is more then fair. I have had girls say tipping is not necessary also. To call someone cheap without the whole backstory is a bit rude imo. After all though it is a recession. LOL. Chelsea was one of my favorite spots though to be treated like a king for 50 for. 30 plus tip and BBBJ and full body to body massage. Maybe if the majority of people weren't over tipping for lackluster service there wouldn't be this expectation of. 40 every time. You do what works for you smoke screen and I'll do what has been working for me.

My standard is 30 for a regular HE. I'll go forty if the lady is super sexy and into it. Which is few and far between. I've walked out of AMPs after a BBBJ and left 40 because that's all I've had on me with no haggling. I'm willing to pay more but I'm no D. Trump. I could say 20 is on the cheap side, but so is 30 I guess.

On the flip side, I've been pressured by providers to pay more than 40 and had for less than stellar service only because the one eyed bandit was staring at me and needed a release.

I've only left 10 or 20 if I've gotten a totally legit massage.

Just my. 02.

BB

[NewAmpster]

I have seen jenny for 2 years+ at the Middlesex Burlington location, before there was a great Road or reading AMP to my knowledge, so maybe she branched out. I may have to visit one of the other 2 locations to verify because of curiosity. They've had other equally good girls there at Middlesex in the past so I'll probably stick to there anyway.

Where's this place in Burlington. Been to one on Middlesex in Bedford a couple of times but that seemed to be legit.

[Smoke Screen]

I am new to these sites and never really knew what the industry standard was. I have never had any complaints outside of the hole in the wall AMP. Normally I get shorted on time and the service is subpar at best. My favorite spots now are non AMP in chelsea and revere and for the normal house fee I have been able to get a date or two outside of the establishment and very good service. For what they charge. 80 for 45 minutes at best and a lackluster massage I think 20 is more then fair. I have had girls say tipping is not necessary also. To call someone cheap without the whole backstory is a bit rude imo. After all though it is a recession. LOL. Chelsea was one of my favorite spots though to be treated like a king for 50 for. 30 plus tip and BBBJ and full body to body massage. Maybe if the majority of people weren't over tipping for lackluster service there wouldn't be this expectation of. 40 every time. You do what works for you smoke screen and I'll do what has been working for me.

I stand by what I said, the standard tip is 40, UNLESS you get lousy service, then I tip accordingly. Also, if I get better than expected service, I also tip accordingly. 20 for good service is insulting but as you say 20 for lackluster service, well, maybe. If you're going to be so thin skinned, then maybe you should think twice before asking questions that have answers you may not want to hear.

BTW, welcome to the site, seriously.

[Stressed Out]

I am new to these sites and never really knew what the industry standard was. I have never had any complaints outside of the hole in the wall AMP. Normally I get shorted on time and the service is subpar at best. My favorite spots now are non AMP in chelsea and revere and for the normal house fee I have been able to get a date or two outside of the establishment and very good service. For what they charge. 80 for 45 minutes at best and a lackluster massage I think 20 is more then fair. I have had girls say tipping is not necessary also. To call someone cheap without the whole backstory is a bit rude imo. After all though it is a recession. LOL. Chelsea was one of my favorite spots though to be treated like a king for 50 for. 30 plus tip and BBBJ and full body to body massage. Maybe if the majority of people weren't over tipping for lackluster service there wouldn't be this expectation of. 40 every time. You do what works for you smoke screen and I'll do what has been working for me.

Right after your post I did ask you to pass on to us gents some of the places that you have found to help out during this recession. Other than a few towns mentioned in this post we are still waiting for names of places or girls that offer you all this 'great service". Of course if you wanted to do it off the board you could have mentioned that. So while we all wait. We'll continue to do our thing.

[Billy617]

Since you asked, yes, the minimum standard is 40, unless you get lousy service. Your age has nothing to do with it. Beng an inexperienced tightwad has more to do with it. I would be embaressed to walk out the door after leaving a tip like that and even more embaressed for a return visit.

I am new to these sites and never really knew what the industry standard was. I have never had any complaints outside of the hole in the wall AMP. Normally I get shorted on time and the service is subpar at best. My favorite spots now are non AMP in chelsea and revere and for the normal house fee I have been able to get a date or two outside of the establishment and very good service. For what they charge. 80 for 45 minutes at best and a lackluster massage I think 20 is more then fair. I have had girls say tipping is not necessary also. To call someone cheap without the whole backstory is a bit rude imo. After all though it is a recession. LOL. Chelsea was one of my favorite spots though to be treated like a king for 50 for. 30 plus tip and BBBJ and full body to body massage. Maybe if the majority of people weren't over tipping for lackluster service there wouldn't be this expectation of. 40 every time. You do what works for you smoke screen and I'll do what has been working for me.

[Maximus77]

I have seen jenny for 2 years+ at the middlesex burlington location, before there was a great Road or reading AMP to my knowledge, so maybe she branched out. I may have to visit one of the other 2 locations to verify because of curiosity. They've had other equally good girls there at middlesex in the past so I'll probably stick to there anyway.

[Vintage68]

Her location is Great Road in Bedford and she is by herself. I have also seen her in Reading and in Burlington. I think there is some common ownership between the 3 locations.

I visited her location a few weeks ago and got a girl named Coco. Apparently there is also another girl working out of there. As others have stated, they must rotate between a few places in the area.

Has anyone had Sarina or seen what she looks like at Burlington next to Bldg 19?