Streetwalker Reports

[Benchseats Rock]

I'm long off the SW scene, but I have ears everywhere. If any of you are still burning gas looking for the super nice, atf anal princess of Brooklyn, you may as well set your GPS for Nashville, because you'll be a whole lot closer to her there than here. My guess is that her old man finally beat her one too many times and she got fed up with the bullshit and left. And good for her.

And buddy, next time you want to beat your wife, consider that she's fucking other guys to pay the bills because you can't cook worth a shit and you're not bringing in enough money to support her. So if thats the way it has to be, why would you go and do something so dumb? Now you're 1. A wifebeater. 2. Can't pay your own rent, and 3. You denied lots of guys in this town some apparently prime ass. Nice going there bud, you're batting 1000 when it comes to being a shitheel. I just hope she had the common sense to put your abusive ass in jail before she bailed on Baltimore.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, I wouldn't worry about it too much, I'm not going to say more about this to let her have as clean a break as possible. She deserves that much.

Bench

[Cls9637]

Great!

You are quite the master storyteller. The yarn you spin is incredible, and your inviting and graphic descriptive style of writing holds the readers attention and keeps him riveted to your story to find out what happens next. You are truly a master wordsmith. Keep those great reports coming!

[Big Greek]

I'm not angry, but can keep the posts shorter? This is starting to suck.

BG.

Seriously guys, Carlos Minor has posted so much insane drivel that I blocked him at least a year ago. Didn't anyone notice the date of his post? Hell, I wouldn't have even seen it if someone didn't quote his whole original post (a practice in and of itself a thorough waste of time as one could reply with a partial quote like every other forum on the planet...

[Tbroi2]

Seriously guys, Carlos Minor has posted so much insane drivel that I blocked him at least a year ago. Didn't anyone notice the date of his post? Hell, I wouldn't have even seen it if someone didn't quote his whole original post (a practice in and of itself a thorough waste of time as one could reply with a partial quote like every other forum on the planet so pages don't run too damn long with quick bs one-liners like "ok!" or "where can I find her?" or "I know I'm a neophyte but can you give me pics, phone numbers, addresses, schedules and driving directions to ONLY the hot girls? Please please please?") I'm either super sad so many of you guys whom I respect....

Thanks for the mention Rizalboy. I've been silent on this site for a bit, but have been out there for longer. I'm glad to be helpful of getting the ball rolling. Love the girls I run across too. Will second the props given to CLS9637, for his pics are the shite. Vegawrap and Wybag got some nice ones too. But yes yes. Crystal does deserve another good mention for the amazing BJs she does give and is one of my favorite providers too. Saw her last night. Ran into her on Wilkins. Another A++ session. But lets not forget Corrine. Hard to find Corrine. She is very hot and does she get into her work. Hell yeahs! But guys, do help one man out with a huge fetish. I've been seeking a girl with huge lips, and you know where. Please please if you have the intel on where I could find this, do pass along her digits to my inbox. But everyone, do keep the good posts and sexxxy pics going.

[HuntNabj]

Was trolling through Brooklyn about 2:30 today and found Sarah. I just got to town and was just leaving the McDonalds on Patapsco. When her and her man were walking throughout the parking lot and she asked me for a cigarette. I told her I don't smoke and got in my car and left. I saw which way they were going and kept note for later (I wanted to check other options first). Wasn't much to look at out there so I found Sarah on Pontiac. She's a short brunette with be titties. She wanted 4 but settled for 3. Got a good BBBJ CIM. She promised to swallow but wound up spitting. Would probably repeat. Rode around a few more times and only saw the usual 2's and 3's on the SW scale. Not my types at all. Went home.

[Rizalboy]

Seriously guys, Carlos Minor has posted so much insane drivel that I blocked him at least a year ago. Didn't anyone notice the date of his post? Hell, I wouldn't have even seen it if someone didn't quote his whole original post (a practice in and of itself a thorough waste of time as one could reply with a partial quote like every other forum on the planet so pages don't run too damn long with quick bs one-liners like "ok!" or "where can I find her?" or "I know I'm a neophyte but can you give me pics, phone numbers, addresses, schedules and driving directions to ONLY the hot girls? Please please please?") I'm either super sad so many of you guys whom I respect were duped by this FB styled April Fool's joke. Or, I'm upset that so many of you took me for a ride going along with his nonsense and forcing me to read through that shit as I searched in vain for updated intel. Carlos, thanks for not being anywhere near funny and once again contributing.

Let's get into usefulness, shall we?

Sometimes I read this board and I think that the rumor mill is as prevalent here as it is within a clique of barely pubescent junior high school girls. I'm not trying to "defend an SW's honor" or whatever. Nor do I give a shit to sell anyone an idea if they purposely choose to be ignorant. But, I am offended by the thought that random baseless conjecture is held as canon. I can't be too surprised as that kind of idiocy exists everywhere. In regards to tall mixed Jessica, yeah she's as feminine as Ed Norton wearing a tutu. She's super tall, big boned, bi as can be, butch as hell, ghetto and beautiful. Just because she walks around the same area as confirmed penis having "Natalie", that don't make Jessica a man. For those claiming Jessica has had an actual sex change, you guys are exceptional in your stupidity. Do you have any idea how much that costs? Insurance doesn't cover the surgery in its entity nor the extravagant hormone replacement costs. Sure as fuck she didn't fly to Thailand and pay for it in cash. She's a B more SW who's lucky enough to make rent and pay for food on the same day. You think she has that kind is disposable income? Moreover, If you play with her, she will get wet. That is something no post op can fake. Ever. Plus there's that whole thing where she has those kids who call her mom. So seriously, stfu you no picture posting, no intel having, poser monger babies. You're taking up my bandwidth when I read your foolishness.

On to the good stuff. With great thanks to Tbroi for getting the ball rolling, I hooked up with redhead Christina again. She is actually my most favorite provider (even above Lori) Sweet and giving and nasty with our pix / vid collection. I caught her tonight on Wilkens close to Catherine. Lo and behold my good fortune as she's hanging with Liz. They both get in the car and we take a ride outside the city. Because I was a bit cash poor for two, I dated Christina. Liz sat in the backseat and watched and talked a little shit for no charge. She was more than welcome to stay but she opted to go for a walk while we finished our BBBJ swallow session. I may take screenshots of the vid later but I'm sleepy now. They have offered to tag team me at a later time. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. I tip Christina well because I love the fuck out of her. So the damage was 35. Sometimes, I'll just give her whatever is in my pocket. Sometimes it's a lot, sometimes it's standard and sometimes (because we're so close) it would be next to nothing. Sue me.

Note that she doesn't have the two phones she's been carrying most of the year as they got stolen yesterday. If you have Liz's new number, you can catch them both. I have digits for people that don't suck. Please treat her (actually both of them) well. I posted a face shot of Christina in one of my earlier posts. I can't remember who tagged team her and Crystal recently, but she looks even better than that right now. I also posted a BBBJ / face shot of Liz earlier as well. My post count is low so they're easy to find.

A quick shout-out to CLS9637 for the tips on getting Ashley to do a photo shoot. She specifically asked not to post them here so I have to apologize beforehand. Think of CLS's shoots except outside, in a car, at night and having a good enough streetlight to catch the action. BBBJ with swallow between 30 to 40 because she doesn't do pics for less. Some of us can get away with standard rates with her but that's not always the case. I find it worth it but not all the time. Her mic skills are very good with DT, swallow and strong neck muscles to Energizer Bunny Rabbit your junk. But, sometimes she gets bored in the middle of it and you can tell. She's staying with Courtney outside the city. Her number is still good.

On another note, spinner Lori got locked up for 100 days. So now I know why I haven't seen her since Christmas. She should be getting out this month.

For Vegawrap and Wybag, your shots are awesome. I don't have many facials but have bunches of cim shots (or at least screen captures). Though it's late for the March Madness facial vote and my shots don't strictly qualify, want to start some kind of vote thing? I mean CLS will probably kick our collective asses. But I'm ready to throw down a little.

I hope everyone stays safe and refrains from being a douche.

[Klove48]

Went down to the circle tonight and I had a pleasant surprise when I saw Jessica. The slim dark haired Jessica. She told me that she has been locked-up for the last 2 1/2 months. She has put on some weight and is looking good. She also told me that she was trying to get herself together and that she was joining a program to stay clean. I got the FS for the regular tuition, and as usual, it was great. I really hope that she makes out because she is a good person. I did not get any digits, and deep down in my heart I hope that she does what she said and get gone and get right.

[Benchseats Rock]

Was trying to connect with blonde heather (courtesy of a senior member here who shall remain nameless out of respect for his privacy) and saw a pretty non pro looking blonde standing at wilkens in early afternoon. The reason why she didn't look pro was because she got a nice black tanktop showing a nice tight set and a cute little pony tail that goes well with her blue eyes.

Pulled over and she came up and learnt that her name was Heather too and she used to work at holabird area until she got bursted and stayed at taxpayer expense. She and her bf came down to this part of town looking for their friends Mary and Juana and needed some bus money to get back. Long story short, took her to the place, inspected the goods (those C are firm and real and the nips are in healthy reddish pink and don't show much use). The oral was very good and sushi was tight without much seaweed in the area (she just did a date at tim's and her previous date put lot of vaseline in both front and back door that it was still dripping). Anyway, very good experience. No digits though.

This gal certainly needs help. Told her to get a cellphone from the welfare and she didn't know how. Anybody who knows how to apply for welfare please post.

I'm really hoping that I'm wrong, but it seems that you take too much at face value. Who gets on a bus and goes cross town for pot and then goes SW to get home? Any free service offsets the price of addiction, so when you hear "I need help" it's an attempt to use the free market through your wallet instead of dealing with a gov't agency. And really? Vaseline? There's more than one post in the archives about why SW 1. Don't use Vaseline and 2. Why they let guys shoot inside BB.

Maybe I'm cynical, but....

Bench

[Masonm]

Told her to get a cellphone from the welfare and she didn't know how. Anybody who knows how to apply for welfare please post.

Https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Safelink/

250 minutes renewed each month btween 6th and 10th of month.

(she just did a date at tim's and her previous date put lot of vaseline in both front and back door that it was still dripping).

Ewwwwww!

[Kim Park]

Was trying to connect with blonde heather (courtesy of a senior member here who shall remain nameless out of respect for his privacy) and saw a pretty non pro looking blonde standing at wilkens in early afternoon. The reason why she didn't look pro was because she got a nice black tanktop showing a nice tight set and a cute little pony tail that goes well with her blue eyes.

Pulled over and she came up and learnt that her name was Heather too and she used to work at holabird area until she got bursted and stayed at taxpayer expense. She and her bf came down to this part of town looking for their friends Mary and Juana and needed some bus money to get back. Long story short, took her to the place, inspected the goods (those C are firm and real and the nips are in healthy reddish pink and don't show much use). The oral was very good and sushi was tight without much seaweed in the area (she just did a date at tim's and her previous date put lot of vaseline in both front and back door that it was still dripping). Anyway, very good experience. No digits though.

This gal certainly needs help. Told her to get a cellphone from the welfare and she didn't know how. Anybody who knows how to apply for welfare please post.

[The Big Man]

No Bro. I'm actually talking about a woman not a man.

She is all woman, she has two kids.

[Mongerel]

As I was driving home from work, there was Man-Hands herself (himself?) out at the corner of Wilkens and Payson. I wasn't trolling, just taking a look at what was out there and damned if I didn't see him!

Pass.

[Daddy69]

So aside from fake boobs how was the service?

Great!

[The Big Man]

Last night I stopped near Wilkens circle for tall, slender SW. She got into the car. My, how tall you are. She said her mother is Ukrainian, that's why she's so tall. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. My, what big hands you have. She talked. My, what a strange voice you have. I declined. She got out of the car and my, what a skinny ass you have. Tall, long brown hair, carrying a red & white striped purse. Actually good looking face.

That dude has been around for a while. I don't know why he will not go to the TS strip.

[Masonm]

It seems that this girl is really trying to turn her life around for the better. She has found a legit job, she seems to have found a guy that she likes and trust (yes you Carlos) , and she is trying to get into the swing of relating with positive people / family (which she may not have had). Carlos I think that you may feel that you do not want to be with her (A) because you do not have love or that feeling of love for her or (B) you do not want her to be around you and your family because of her past. Your fear that explaining her past would be awkward. One other thing to consider is if you go to the reunion, how many guys may have slept with her. Awkward situation.

If you like her, give her a chance (you obviously did to help her with her tooth). I would not take her to a family reunion at this time in a new and budding relationship. Instead on the day / weekend of the reunion, tell her that you want to take her out of town to the beach for a special weekend together. She would enjoy going away with you more than the reunion. Take her to Ocean City, Md. It is not that far away and there is enough bars and things to do to keep both of you interested. If you guys do not have any chemistry together it will show over the course of the weekend and your problem will be solved. Good luck.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Excellent advice. I hope it works out. Kudos to Carlos!