Escort Reports

**EarlyCuyler** · 03-31-12 13:51

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?

I would like to take the opportunity to thank Ilapp for saying EXACTLY what I was thinking.

**Lion7170** · 03-31-12 12:19

Freckle Freak has wanted to share Ella with all his friends He is generous that way. It also keeps her coming back to him. Sneaky bastard.

Ella.

The Elves Group.

Touring provider so you will need to inquire about her schedule.

Height 5'6, Weight 120lbs, Build 35D-25-36, Hair Red, Age 20.

Attitude-PSE let's do this.

Ph 225-284-4463 She picks up.

Appearance-very accurate pictures.

Expereince 8 out of 10 My fault for being tired. Getting old.

Ella is another sweet girl with PSE attitude. She is worthy of consideration for those looking for a red haired Irish lass type. Price $$$ donuts. Once again a quality girl. Look at her pic because she is completely open with her appearance. You will need good, verifiable references. FF can help if he know you. If not don't bother him because he will protect her like a Grizzly with a Salmon.

**Lion7170** · 03-31-12 12:06

Hahahahahaha. Ilapp you are killing me with that post. This board has so few reviews and so many lurker / newbie / amateurs at this point it is hard to use. Kudos to LE for doing an excellent job of screwing things up with the harmless hobbyists. They don't want to go after SW mongers or truck stop lot girls. That would take away the freebies they get.

I can clearly remember being a newbie trying to learn the ropes. Still learning today. This hobby keeps evolving but the basic rules still apply. Do your homework newbies. Don't constantly ask for advice or if someone has seen a particular girl. Go see them yourself or use search engines. The info is all out there. If it looks to good, it is. If it looks scary, it is and worse. Price dictates quality. Simple economics. If you want Big Lots go for it, but make it clear that is what you like. If you like top shelf drinks, that is easy. Get your wallet out and do it.

I like most of the pro hobbyists miss the old review sites. Reliability has plummeted. I violated my own rules by not reviewing Teri thoroughly here.

Teri.

Fantasys Escort Service.

Height 5'5, Weight 120lbs, Build 32B-25-36, Size 4, Hair Brown / Red, Eyes Blue, Age 23.

Attitude-PSE let's do this.

Appearance-very accurate pictures.

Expereince 10 out of 10.

This agency requires your real info. Scary right? So is this hobby to every rational person. We have gone past that rational level. For the timid an meek that still lurk in the shadows fearing retribution of some kind, stay at home and look at porn. For bargain hunters, see the BP forum or General forum. Good luck with the odds on that. You should buy lottery tickets.

So there is a nice rant complete. To those pro hobbyists that I consider reliable and hones friends you know my thoughts on providers. Treat them right and you will be rewarded. They are gracious women how put up with us for short times.

**ColCrookeye** · 03-31-12 11:06

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?

Damn! Do you work for jet blue? Lmao

**Ilapp** · 03-31-12 10:26

Originally Posted by Cain88 [View Original Post]

I'm just giving a courtesy "heads up" to the forum. And I am passing on contact info, as soon as it's ready, which is out of my control. Obviously, hopefully sooner rather than later, but not my call.

If even one USG member gets to experience an hour with this young lady, then my post served it's purpose. And judging by my inbox, there will be more than 1. And if she gets a head start on her clientele base with established, verified gentlemen (I. E. Senior members of USG) then she's better of than most who start out in the biz. It's a win-win for everyone. Except haters.

None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?

**Jaychi** · 03-31-12 08:44

Finally got a chance to see Melissa. As most have stated she is very nice, discreet, sweet and to the point. Felt like she really cared if I left happy. Short and sweet because most are already aware of her abilities.

Stay thirsty my friends,

JayChi

**Lion7170** · 03-31-12 00:29

Those who know how extremely picky I am will know I hold am hard to please. Teri is on the ATF list now. She was exceptional. I put up full reviews at another site and NR. Ilapp you know when I say she was great that I am not prone to high praise. I will be repeating as much as possible. I can only hope the next visit is at least as good.

Originally Posted by Psychonedo [View Original Post]

I checked her out in your link, and YES I have had the pleasure of this beutiful lady in Lexington a couple years ago. It started off slow and I thought "damned I've been had" but suddenly about 20 min. Into it she totally changed. I've had the pleasure of over 300 different providers and she is top 5 on my all time list.

**Cain88** · 03-30-12 11:42

Originally Posted by Mr Popular [View Original Post]

I think it means covered activities.

Bingo. I. E. An oral instructor might ask for a translated lesson.

**EarlyCuyler** · 03-30-12 10:23

Originally Posted by Mr Popular [View Original Post]

I agree completely. I know this breast, er, I mean girl and if she gets in the business (and she will) , she'll be very popular.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to hate these or not, but I do. Carrot dangling sucks. I understand the part about vouching for a newbie, but the coded back and forth stuff is irritating. A review of a nameless girl is really no review at all.

Just my $.02.

**Mr Popular** · 03-30-12 09:54

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

I felt it was full of information and I vouch for this soon-to-be provider as well. I also vouch for Cain88. In fact, I helped with the hookup. This chick is young and hot and I feel we just need to be patient as hobbyists. She's obviously covering all her bases before giving the full green light on this. I think the most impressive thing about her is. And I'm not a boob man. She has phenomenal breasts.

And by the way, douche has an "e' on the end.

BFDeal

I agree completely. I know this breast, er, I mean girl and if she gets in the business (and she will) , she'll be very popular.

**BFDeal** · 03-29-12 21:18

I felt it was full of information and I vouch for this soon-to-be provider as well. I also vouch for Cain88. In fact, I helped with the hookup. This chick is young and hot and I feel we just need to be patient as hobbyists. She's obviously covering all her bases before giving the full green light on this. I think the most impressive thing about her is. And I'm not a boob man. She has phenomenal breasts.

And by the way, douche has an "e' on the end.

BFDeal

Originally Posted by JimBeamCoke [View Original Post]

What a dumb report. I have a secret and even if you PM me I won't tell you until later. Way to add to the forum douch. Guess you are just tryinjg to add to your post count.

**Mr Popular** · 03-29-12 16:06

Originally Posted by WheresMary [View Original Post]

I googled "translated services" and got nothing.

P. S. I hope there aren't any LEO (s) that are senior members.

I think it means covered activities.

**WheresMary** · 03-29-12 15:00

Originally Posted by Cain88 [View Original Post]

Drove down from laffy-town this morning for a scheduled rendezvous with a masseuse that is opening up an expanded menu (thanks to a senior member for the referral). It was well worth it, and I will definitely repeat. She is young and attractive, with a smoking hot body, a great attitude and amazing skills, massage and more. Unfortunately, she is just making the transition, so she wanted me to refrain from sharing contact details until she has her website set up. Interested seniors may PM me so I can share when it's ready.

PS if you take exception to translated services, she's not for you. That's ok, more for me.

I googled "translated services" and got nothing.

P. S. I hope there aren't any LEO (s) that are senior members.

**Cain88** · 03-29-12 08:58

Originally Posted by JimBeamCoke [View Original Post]

What a dumb report. I have a secret and even if you PM me I won't tell you until later. Way to add to the forum douch. Guess you are just tryinjg to add to your post count.

I'm just giving a courtesy "heads up" to the forum. And I am passing on contact info, as soon as it's ready, which is out of my control. Obviously, hopefully sooner rather than later, but not my call.

If even one USG member gets to experience an hour with this young lady, then my post served it's purpose. And judging by my inbox, there will be more than 1. And if she gets a head start on her clientele base with established, verified gentlemen (I. E. Senior members of USG) then she's better of than most who start out in the biz. It's a win-win for everyone. Except haters.

**Henley100** · 03-28-12 22:33

I read a lot of great reviews of Slutcake, so I wanted to meet her myself. She certainly lived up to everything I've read. I had a great time. She made the session special from the minute I walked in the door, doing her best to make me feel comfortable. She's very sensual, sexy and fun. After we were done raising each other's pulses, we laid around for a while bulls*tting. I never felt rushed or hurried. Great time.

I will repeat, and I'd recommend her to anyone.