Massage Parlor Reports

**AKFourtySeven** · 04-01-12 10:51

I reported on it last week or so. I went up the concrete stairs. I went inside. There was a sign on a door at the end of the hallway that said SPA. I knocked but no one answered. I think it wa on a Sunday.

**Sleazebum** · 03-31-12 16:45

I thought I would "take one for the team" today so I phoned the folks here:

Grand Opening at Orientiver Massage :

We have Latina Masseuses to melt all of your stress.

*Deep Tissue* Swedish* Shiatsu* Acupressure *

Please call at : 571-577-3030 Now.

Address: 916 W. Broad St. Falls Church VA 22046

A man answered the phone so I asked the price. One girl for one hour. $90. 00 Two girls for one hour. $160. 00.

So I told him I would be along a little later on.

I got to 916 W. Broad and saw no indications of a massage place being there! No signs except for a couple doctors and such.

So I left without going in.

Has anyone been to this place? I don't see any reportsw about it here.

JJ

**Roamin Roman** · 03-31-12 00:44

Originally Posted by Phaik Naim [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers.

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing

I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.

Wow. You're going to get a whole lot of help from Senior Members with your demonstrably unrivaled interpersonal skills.

Now, now, Phaik. While the captain seems to have been stubbing his toe (or other body part) almost since he first began posting on this forum, maybe we should cut him some slack. After all, it might just be that he attended a different school of protocol than most of the other members here and probably gives him a high success rate with the women he meets. One never knows: He might be the Cyrano de Bergerac of the scoop, the Henry Kissinger of the AMPs. I say we give ol' Stubby a little more time. Why, I'm practically on the edge of my seat in anticipation of the veritable flood of stories (and photos) that he is probably just about to release on this forum. Then, all those mean-spirited doubters and naysayers (and especially Seniors) who've been so unkind and impatient with the poor lad) will be put to shame. What say you?

**AKFourtySeven** · 03-30-12 12:10

Looks like they have redone the place. Took out the carpets and have dark hardwood floors now.

I got a session with Vienna. What a cutie. In her 20's with a smokin body. Usual nova finish +.

**Phaik Naim** · 03-30-12 10:29

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.

Wow. You're going to get a whole lot of help from Senior Members with your demonstrably unrivaled interpersonal skills.

**EnjoyYourMeal** · 03-29-12 18:00

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

**Captn Stubbing** · 03-29-12 14:01

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers!

JJ.

I am replying to thread about trying to bang chicks in AMP's and you morph into a Grammar Teacher? Sorry Pops, I will turn on the spell checker next time.

**Happy Hour** · 03-29-12 09:32

Went to this new place, got the $49 intro special. Legit only. Mediocre massage, all covered. Left unhappy.

**SirWalter** · 03-28-12 19:48

I dreamed that I had a good time in Springfield with a mid-30's provider.

Sir Walter

**RotoRider** · 03-26-12 16:08

Interesting take by an uninformed reporter. Article basically lays out Police State tactics employed by Macon Georgia PD, and applauds their actions:

http://communities.washingtontimes.c...ssage-parlors/

**Imperfection** · 03-25-12 14:04

Went by Bamboo in WB. Provider was not pretty in the face, and door fee was. 65 for 35min. Just usual covered massage, no finish on flip, and room was frigid cold. Massage wasn't even that great. No tip and left. Save your money, guys, these AMPs are going to hell in a hand basket and just get worse all the time.

**Morozek** · 03-21-12 22:08

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

LOL. Sleazebum said "On the way home. Had another round with a serious HOLDER hottie."

Capt. Stubby thought you said 'OLDER hottie'. He also wants you to post the name of the 'estabolishment'. I can't tell if he wants to 'establish' or 'abolish' the AMP.

Stoopider & Stoopiderer

**AKFourtySeven** · 03-20-12 18:59

I went here on sun. Went upstairs. There was a door that said spa on it. Knocked. No one answered. This is the latina place.

**Sleazebum** · 03-20-12 18:13

You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers!

JJ.

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

**BigFredDude** · 03-20-12 16:57

Now that I've had time reading back a bit in the forum, I see that this is a known problem. I'm glad the "therapist" didn't answer the door.

Originally Posted by BigFredDude [View Original Post]

I've seen the postings for the mobile "spa" for a couple of weeks and decided to TOFT, since the latest location was near to my hotel. I followed the instructions, drove to the address (almost the address, it's off by one) , and called. A guy answers and asks me if I had an appointment and where I was. When I told him that I was in the parking lot, he seemed surprised and told me that the therapists were busy and would call me in 20 minutes. About 30 minutes later, he called me back and asked if I was interested in a 2-girl session for $$.2. I declined and he was ok with that and then he asks if I knew the rate, which I said I did. He then asked me what rate I saw and I told him, but started to feel uncomfortable. He said a girl would call in 5 minutes and bring me up. About 10 minutes later, a girl does call asking me where I was (same answer. Parking lot) and said she needed a few minutes, I said I had been waiting for quite a while and she assured me she would get back right away. She did call right back and gave me the room number. I went up to the room, heard someone inside, and knocked quietly. No answer. I knocked again. No answers. I decided to bail, not liking to stand in the hallway too long. As I was driving out, I got text messages from 2 different numbers giving me the room number, same room I had been to. I replied that I had been ther but nobody answered. The guy then called me back saying I hadn't knocked. When I said I wasn't going to come back, he started to swear at me. I hung up and was glad I hadn't gone in. I'm guessing 2 or 3 girls pimped.

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