Escort Reports

**Any Mouse** · 03-29-12 12:40

That These are the "Ladies" that we ooH and aaH over! I just wonder who got the next ride? Did she DFK?

UGG.

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

When I stepped inside the apartment, I was dismayed to see that the girl behind the door was quite overweight and not very pretty. Definitely not the one pictured in the ad. Rather than reject her and have to find another provider, I decided to go through with it.

Disrobed and we were about to get into shower when she did something a bit odd. She examined the skin on my back slowly and carefully. I asked what she was looking for, she said 'Blackheads. ' I don't think she found any. I told her she would make a good dermatologist. She knew what the word meant, said she would like to be one. After a quick shower she commenced a vigorous BBBJ. I would have finished in a minute or two had I not stopped her.

Gave her massagi and DATY, she moaned with increasing intensity, I wanted her to climax but after about 10 minutes I got tired and gave up.

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Affectionate sendoff.

With DFK?

**A John** · 03-29-12 05:24

This was your best "snowballing" come on your joking right? This one takes the cake for me!

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

I proposed snowballing, and she agreed.

**Propilot** · 03-28-12 22:36

Originally Posted by CourtesanLover [View Original Post]

Are you kidding me. Thats disgusting, unless you go both ways there is no reason to have your man juice in YOUR mouth. But hey to each his own. (Pun intended)

CL

WOW, that's fucking nuts dude.

Propilot-Always check our six.

**Insomniac2** · 03-28-12 21:38

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

When I stepped inside the apartment, I was dismayed to see that the girl behind the door was quite overweight and not very pretty. Definitely not the one pictured in the ad. Rather than reject her and have to find another provider, I decided to go through with it.

In the end, I was not sorry I did. Provider 'April, ' 23, fairly good English, tramp stamp, cheerful and cooperative. Disrobed and we were about to get into shower when she did something a bit odd. She examined the skin on my back slowly and carefully. I asked what she was looking for, she said 'Blackheads. ' I don't think she found any. I told her she would make a good dermatologist. She knew what the word meant, said she would like to be one. After a quick shower she commenced a vigorous BBBJ. I would have finished in a minute or two had I not stopped her.

Gave her massagi and DATY, she moaned with increasing intensity, I wanted her to climax but after about 10 minutes I got tired and gave up.

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Afterwards we chatted for quite some time. She told me about her family in Thailand (she is one of six children) but did not really answer my questions as to how and why she got involved in this type of work. Said she tried Greek once and found it painful. I told her this was the first time I had done snowballing (true). She has one of the liveliest and most playful personalities I have ever encountered in a provider. After more than an hour had elapsed, she hopped in the shower and I got dressed.

One of the nicest experiences you can have in this hobby is when a provider seems to genuinely enjoy your company and the encounter is not about money. During this visit, the subject of payment was not brought up at all. I could easily have walked out while she was in the shower, but I just dropped a pair of Ben Franklins on the nightstand. When she came out she slipped back into her skimpy negligee and gave me an affectionate sendoff.

This is one of the funniest reviews I've ever read. I can't imagine dropping two benjamins for that. Sounds like you enjoyed yourself at least.

**CourtesanLover** · 03-28-12 19:40

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Are you kidding me. Thats disgusting, unless you go both ways there is no reason to have your man juice in YOUR mouth. But hey to each his own. (Pun intended)

CL

**Sashimi** · 03-28-12 12:12

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Holy shit!

**Ambidextrous** · 03-27-12 05:16

When I stepped inside the apartment, I was dismayed to see that the girl behind the door was quite overweight and not very pretty. Definitely not the one pictured in the ad. Rather than reject her and have to find another provider, I decided to go through with it.

In the end, I was not sorry I did. Provider 'April, ' 23, fairly good English, tramp stamp, cheerful and cooperative. Disrobed and we were about to get into shower when she did something a bit odd. She examined the skin on my back slowly and carefully. I asked what she was looking for, she said 'Blackheads. ' I don't think she found any. I told her she would make a good dermatologist. She knew what the word meant, said she would like to be one. After a quick shower she commenced a vigorous BBBJ. I would have finished in a minute or two had I not stopped her.

Gave her massagi and DATY, she moaned with increasing intensity, I wanted her to climax but after about 10 minutes I got tired and gave up.

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Afterwards we chatted for quite some time. She told me about her family in Thailand (she is one of six children) but did not really answer my questions as to how and why she got involved in this type of work. Said she tried Greek once and found it painful. I told her this was the first time I had done snowballing (true). She has one of the liveliest and most playful personalities I have ever encountered in a provider. After more than an hour had elapsed, she hopped in the shower and I got dressed.

One of the nicest experiences you can have in this hobby is when a provider seems to genuinely enjoy your company and the encounter is not about money. During this visit, the subject of payment was not brought up at all. I could easily have walked out while she was in the shower, but I just dropped a pair of Ben Franklins on the nightstand. When she came out she slipped back into her skimpy negligee and gave me an affectionate sendoff.

**Justforme** · 03-25-12 15:45

I just might bite depending.

Originally Posted by Yoyo Spa [View Original Post]

I imagine many of you have seen some of the girls that use yolasite. Com and prefer initial contact by email. If so, I bet you get "updates" from them now and then introducing you to their "friends". One of the recent messages advertised a porn star offering "all natural" PSE. The website mentions you need a recent test (less than 24 hours old). While there's no way in hell I would dish out the dough or go bareback in that hole, the whole process got me intrigued. Do you go to a clinic and order up a permission slip? Do they give you that look like "why are you asking me to put these test results on letterhead?"

Anybody willing to admit real world experience on this front?

**Morozek** · 03-25-12 08:39

Originally Posted by Yoyo Spa [View Original Post]

I imagine many of you have seen some of the girls that use yolasite. Com and prefer initial contact by email. If so, I bet you get "updates" from them now and then introducing you to their "friends". One of the recent messages advertised a porn star offering "all natural" PSE. The website mentions you need a recent test (less than 24 hours old). While there's no way in hell I would dish out the dough or go bareback in that hole, the whole process got me intrigued. Do you go to a clinic and order up a permission slip? Do they give you that look like "why are you asking me to put these test results on letterhead?"

Anybody willing to admit real world experience on this front?

Yeah, intriguing. Is she going to reciprocate and give you a copy of HER recent test?

**Yoyo Spa** · 03-25-12 02:01

I imagine many of you have seen some of the girls that use yolasite. Com and prefer initial contact by email. If so, I bet you get "updates" from them now and then introducing you to their "friends". One of the recent messages advertised a porn star offering "all natural" PSE. The website mentions you need a recent test (less than 24 hours old). While there's no way in hell I would dish out the dough or go bareback in that hole, the whole process got me intrigued. Do you go to a clinic and order up a permission slip? Do they give you that look like "why are you asking me to put these test results on letterhead?"

Anybody willing to admit real world experience on this front?

**Sleazebum** · 03-14-12 13:37

That is exactly why the newbies MUST RTFF and take the advice of those who have been around. We know those diamonds and can point a newbie who is willing to learn in the right direction.

This is not meant to start another pissing contest over prices and such. This is just to alert all there are true bargains available to those who keep the arrogance down and the attentiveness up.

Cheers!

JJ

Originally Posted by L Knit [View Original Post]

Elizabeth's time is $$.6 hr. For repeat clients and well worth every bit of it. Sure there are some diamonds in the rough out there at better rates but her rate appears to be slightly below average in comparison for this area, quality of service, and nice discreet incall.

**L Knit** · 03-14-12 12:39

Originally Posted by A John [View Original Post]

Or me as far as that goes!

Elizabeth's time is $$.6 hr. For repeat clients and well worth every bit of it. Sure there are some diamonds in the rough out there at better rates but her rate appears to be slightly below average in comparison for this area, quality of service, and nice discreet incall.

**A John** · 03-14-12 11:25

Or me as far as that goes!

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

"If, after doing your research you still have that $700 to throw away feel free to give it to me"!

JJ

**Sleazebum** · 03-14-12 10:34

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

Some of us seem to have lots more money than we have commom sense. But I suppose a hard dick has no mind and we do stupid things to release that pressure. We all have done it!

Anyway, I surely hope that ALL newbies like our friend TopGun here take the time to research before they drop all that cash.

There is plenty of information here for anyone who takes the time to actually RTFF.

I, for one, will not pay any provider over $200 for anything. Even paying that much is very unusual for me!

So, like we all have said time and time again. RTFF RTFF RTFF and then when you are done with that. RTFF!

RTFF = Read The Fugging Forum.

Got it?

If, after doing your research you still have that $700 to throw away feel free to give it to me!

JJ

Originally Posted by TopGun2002 [View Original Post]

I took the plunge with Elizabeth Moore. It was a nice experience although you it cost $700 for 2 hours PSE with only 2 pops. She only did Nuru for the 1st hour even though it was understood that I wanted 2 hours nuru and paid for that. All scheduling was through her partner eroticbebe. Elizabeth is an attractive Thai woman in her late 30's about 5'5 or 5'6 with enhanced see chest. Perhaps next time I will just get 1 hour nuru and avoid the PSE surcharge of $100. I did email eroticbebe and she has not responded. I don't know if it was miscommunication or what but they could have responded or refunded part of the money. Nuru is a great experience maybe I will try allya or jessica yum yum, hopefully other ladies will learn it.

**Bunker Buster** · 03-14-12 04:54

Originally Posted by TopGun2002 [View Original Post]

I took the plunge with Elizabeth Moore. It was a nice experience although you it cost $700 for 2 hours PSE with only 2 pops. She only did Nuru for the 1st hour even though it was understood that I wanted 2 hours nuru and paid for that. All scheduling was through her partner eroticbebe. Elizabeth is an attractive Thai woman in her late 30's about 5'5 or 5'6 with enhanced see chest. Perhaps next time I will just get 1 hour nuru and avoid the PSE surcharge of $100. I did email eroticbebe and she has not responded. I don't know if it was miscommunication or what but they could have responded or refunded part of the money. Nuru is a great experience maybe I will try allya or jessica yum yum, hopefully other ladies will learn it.

TopGun, you're killing me over here too. $700? Between this and your Tori debacle, you're out $1, 000. You should have had BBFS with a flawless 19-year-old runway model for that price.

Please, please, please, look at my post to you on the BP board, then do your reading.

Seniors, can I call an intervention to help stop TopGun's self-inflicted damage?