Massage Parlor Reports

[Pinoboy]

So I was surfing BP a few days ago and texted a couple random numbers from the Bodyrubs section to see if I could get them to send me some pics. The first one I tried was a number that just started advertising recently in the Lee Road area according to my knowledge. Apparently, more than one girl uses the same number, but I didn't realize this until a day or two later. Anyways, after texting the number, I got an error message that text could not be sent so I decided to try a different one. That's when I texted Lori's number. After I didn't get a response I went ahead and called and got her vmail saying she was having phone issues and something to the effect that if she recognizes who is calling, she would call back. I figured I wouldn't get a call back, but a couple nights later received a text from her asking me if I still wanted to come see her. I totally forgot about trying to contact her previously and had to ask who in fact she was. She texted me back a pic and said it was Lori. Okay, now I remember. She looked average in the pic showing her in a bikini top with the bottom half of her not visible. Obviously a spinner-type from the photo. I inquired about rates and she said she was doing $. For a session. That's when I sent her a pic of my cock and asked her if she could make "him" happy. She responded with "I do bodyrubs, but the ending will be a happy one". I already knew I wasn't about to drop $. On this girl, so I asked her if she did half sessions. She could do. 70 but doesn't usually offer that, but she was willing to this time. In the end I got her down to. 60.

I showed up at her place in Altamonte within an hour and she met me outside. Decent looking, but nothing special. Led me upstairs to her bedroom and told me to place donation on dresser while she undressed down to nothing but her panties. She's got quite a bit of tattoos on her, including one of a spine running along the entire length of her back. After disrobing, I lay on the bed face down and after giving her instructions not to rub my right collarbone area (broken about two weeks ago in a motorcycle accident) , she got on top of me and used lotion to rub my back, legs and feet. After only a few minutes, she asked me if I wanted to flip over or want my back rubbed some more. I opted for the flip and that's when she got to working the cock. She lubed me up with the lotion, but I then told her to use her spit instead. Initially she started out kneeling to my side, but I requested that she sit on my chest with her ass in front of my face while she stroked me off. She obliged, which gave me the opportunity to partially slide her panties down exposing her ass crack. I took turns alternating between rubbing and licking her ass cheeks and reaching around to her front, to palm her boobs and play with her perky tits. It took me a few minutes to finally explode. Long enough for her to work up a mild sweat and mention in a nice way that she was getting tired. Session lasted about 20 minutes and probably would repeat if she'd be willing to do the. 60 again.

[Camrekcah]

I can confirm the expanded menu at this 'new' AMP. It appeared that Lulu was running the show while I was there and she saw to my needs. Lulu and I worked though several different stretches to get all my kinks out. The total for massage and tip was about $$, so you may be better off seeing a professional for the same rate. Of course you won't have the luxury of a table shower and run the risk of a not-so-great massage, but I guess you just have to sacrifice cost for convenience.

[Funboy22]

Have to agree with previous posts. Cute and thin if you like that, but attitude is lacking. I was taken in by the pics and the price so what can I say, worth checking out. I won't repeat.

[Nohassles]

I decided to take a chance on this one. The location is good for me so I went with no particular expectations. She is a mid. 40's black woman from the islands (Jamaica I think). She is very nice (although a little larger than I prefer) , has a room set up in her house off Lee Road. For massage. It was comfortable and adequate. The massage was pretty good 7/10. Near the end she offered full body extra for $30. I didn't partake.

[Wsgmail]

Been seeing them post on BP and if I had known of these forums prior to the visit I would not of gone! I go to AMP not only for massages and unfort this place has no extras. A thin early 40 maybe late 30's un attractive lady comes in to give massage. She doesn't say a word the whole time just pours tons of oil on my back and rubs her elbows into me with no technique at all. On the flip god forbid she saw jr, she gave me towl to cover as I flipped and in my head I was like Damn this place doesn't give HE. I even offered to take the tower off my area and she said no. So I just let her finish rubbing oil all over me, takes me to ts and again the towel over JR. She leaves me to dry myself and wrap towel, I thought she would come back in so I waited for like a minute, realized she wasn't I walk out and she is in hallway leads me back to room, once I get in she says ookkk and closes door leaving me to my disapointed self, I noticed it had only been a total of 35-40minutes. I dress and she comes in with a little paper cup with water and I decline, she then says oh you very handsome and asks good massage I say yes and proceed to door, she says good massage normaly tip. I sorta regret this but since she did nothing special nor even give that good of a massage I said sorry no tip, and walked myself out. Driving home I felt guilty but justified. 7 at the door for what I recieved was too much to begin with, oh well I won't go there again thats for sure!

It is not even good massage. I did the same thing you did. I told the lady that one thing no tip cause I did not get my full hour and it was not even that good of a massage. If I do get a massage and it is good then I will give 20 but no more. You did the right thing you paid for an hour and did not get the hour. The tip was in the 70.

Good hunting

[Potsy]

Madison. 7725013652 or 5858512644. WASTE of time.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs.ubs-25/6184103

This girl Madison posts for a full Nuru body rub using the numberes 7725013652 or 5858512644. What a freekin waste of time. She claims she does total Nuru msaage with special sheets on the bed. Ok had a 12 noon appointment with her and called to confirm 3 times, as I am on the way just before our appointment she stops answering the phone. Three hours later she calls me, not remembering we had an appointment and asks if I would like to meet her. I told her about our noon appointment and she says she is so sorry she was exhausted and to reschedule and she would make it up to me. We made plans for 8 pm. Called her at 6:30 and & to confirm. Drove there and called her at 7:50 to say I was minutes away. She replied "call me when you are in the hotel 6 parking lot". Called just before 8 and she started the BS that her phone was dying and could not give me the room number. I called her on her second number at 8:20 and answered and said she didn't know it was me calling but she was at a sushi place and not at her hotel at all, and promised to call me back in 15 and be there in 20. She never called and never showed. Complete scam artist and waste of time. So basically she was full of it, she books appointments and either has another client or just goes out and eats or does whatever and never calls you back and convinces you to wait half an hour for her to return and she never does. Complete waste of time. She deserves the title C$NT

[JohnDoe01]

Been seeing them post on BP and if I had known of these forums prior to the visit I would not of gone! I go to AMP not only for massages and unfort this place has no extras. A thin early 40 maybe late 30's un attractive lady comes in to give massage. She doesn't say a word the whole time just pours tons of oil on my back and rubs her elbows into me with no technique at all. On the flip god forbid she saw jr, she gave me towl to cover as I flipped and in my head I was like Damn this place doesn't give HE. I even offered to take the tower off my area and she said no. So I just let her finish rubbing oil all over me, takes me to ts and again the towel over JR. She leaves me to dry myself and wrap towel, I thought she would come back in so I waited for like a minute, realized she wasn't I walk out and she is in hallway leads me back to room, once I get in she says ookkk and closes door leaving me to my disapointed self, I noticed it had only been a total of 35-40minutes. I dress and she comes in with a little paper cup with water and I decline, she then says oh you very handsome and asks good massage I say yes and proceed to door, she says good massage normaly tip. I sorta regret this but since she did nothing special nor even give that good of a massage I said sorry no tip, and walked myself out. Driving home I felt guilty but justified. 7 at the door for what I recieved was too much to begin with, oh well I won't go there again thats for sure!

[JohnDoe01]

After reading these forums I decided this place should be a solid experience for me to have some more menu options then what I have experienced in Kmee on hwy 192. Parking lot was busy around 2:30 and by 2:50 2 cars had left So I parked and walked in quickly due to me feeling in the wide open. A young attractive asian lady greeted me, (I've seen her discussed befor, grey sweat pants and tang top, I was hoping for KIM who everyone talks about, but I'm still happy with tang top girl) She had a seductive swag to her and she took me to the big room, which it was a nice size. It had a quality massage table and I couldn't stop thinking about all the re used towel comments I read when I was puting my face down, oh well. I told her my name and she didn't give me hers, but she started with a good massage with little oil, she had some technique nothing special 6/10, but I asked for medium and should of said Hard but I was more interested in her lead up to the flip. After a good focus on the back and muscles she grabbed a chair put it on the side of table and led my hand to her thigh while she massaged my arm, this gave my opportunity to let her know I was down for some goodies so I started exploring and rubbing which she was quite open too. Then she took chair to other side and did the samething as did I. Now I was excited and Jr. Was awake! She proceeded to my legs and very rarely and barely touched JR just enough to keep the heart racing! On the flip since she had broken english I asked her what she offers and she just simply pointed to her cat and said party down there or something to that effect. So I'm assuming she offered me FS right off the bat, then asked if I wanted HJ and I motioned for BJ, she asked how much and from my research on forums I said. 8 she said 1 and I again said. 8 and she agreed and said brb. In came the Selifan that I had read about and she dropped her sweat pants and panties she said for me, proped one leg up on the table and this really helped me finish as my fingers freely explored in and out and all about! I finished quite quickly which I could of probably juiced another 5 minutes if I had any self control, the flip happend 35min into the 1hr massage. After that she cleaned me up with warm towel and on my hands + sanitiser, and then she spent 5 more minutes rubbing my body. 45min total but I could of pushed another 10-15minutes If she hadn't made it so damn erotic! I will def look forward to coming back here whether I get sweat pants or the other lady which I'm assuming is KIM, I didn't get to see her but hopefully I get that chance! I really want to push for a BBBJ, hopefully ill find AMP that I can get that at!

[JohnDoe01]

Right next to tattoo parlor so people are always hanging outside smoking and you have to walk right next to them to get in the door. I walk in and it has a dirty / wet tile smell, some neon lights to indicate its trashyness and I see a fat lady that looked more hispanic then asian but had the broken english down, she was sitting on a couch that was in the entrance that sorta looked like a waiting room, she is dressed like a girl at a brothel, big gut and breasts, greets me and walks me into a room then asks how long, I say 1hr she takes my. 7 and leaves. I undress lay down on a bed thing that didn't have the standard face rest but rather a pillow that forced me to lay with my head sideways then face down, already a bad sign about the massage, indicated more for other pleasures then a massage. Anyways I was hoping a young attractive girl would walk in but nooo it was fatty who's name is Laurie she says or laura can't remember blehh. So she says you get free table shower you want now or later, I said later and she starts with her horrible massage that had no technique or effort and literaly 10min asks me to flip. First time negotiating, normaly at 192 spa or Sunshine therapy next door they go straight for it, but she asked what I want and I said BJ, she says 1 and I say no, settle for HJ for. 5.1minute in she claims I came and I said no and she insists I did but I again clarify I did not and she continues, I use my imagination to help me hurry up and finish and at this point she has spent a total of 15minutes with me. She takes me to shower which was meh and then back to room and I say thats it? She sorta laughs and says you want more and shakes her tits with hands but then clarifies table shower means its the end. So instead of the. 5 I give her. 2 and I say I payed for a hour and got 20minutes gave her the ole / shrug and walked myself out content that I would not return. Again had to walk out with 5-6 people right next to my car smoking outside of tattoo shop. Over alll don't go here, totally sucked and you can go right next door to Sunshine therapy and get way more for you $.

If I knew about these forums befor that I would of known better then to go there.

[JohnDoe01]

(this experience was in like August / sept of 2011) Late 20's early 30's lady at reception desk, .9 upfront which was way more then I expected but said meh. Takes me back room and asks me to wait 10min. 20min later she is back. Prior to her coming in I decided to leave tip upfront for first time, this is my 3rd AMP I'm visiting so I wanted to make sure I get or atleast hint that I want a HE. Anyways she starts massage which was 3-4/10 bad and early flip 15min in. She has Golf miniskirt and regular shirt and says to me, if you add extra. 5 to tip I give HJ. In my head I'm like fu#$$ that, but I was determined to get my HE and I said yes (I was still a noob at the time) She lifts shirt, flips down bra and ewww Boobs and a very noticable scar. The HJ was no good and over all the massage plus HE was like 25-35min total. So when I dressed and she waited for the extra. 5 I only gave her. 2 said I have no more / shrug and walked out never to return. Was my first bad AMP experience so I didn't care too much, I knew it was bound to happen with my new hobby, and It adds to the excitment when going somewhere new. Though I do wish I knew of these forums when I first started to help save time and $. ANyways I would not reccomend this place if your in Kissimmee, you have 2 down the road that are much better Sunshine Therapy and 192 spa! My next report will be on Sunshine Asian massage which is right next to Sunshine Therapy. Sunshine asian massage sucks LOL, but I will explain a bit more in other report!

[JohnDoe01]

This was my 3rd AMP and will never go there again! The lady who greeted me must of been in late 20's but didn't look healthy. .9 at the door which was too much but I said meh. She takes me into back room and tells me to wait 5-10min which ended up being 15-20. The room had a TV in it, was clean and I decided to make sure I got a HE I left. 5 on the T. V. Stand so when she came in I was hoping she would get the picture. Anyways in she finaly comes and she has a golf skirt on and regular shirt. She starts the massage which was almost the worst one yet 3-4/10. 20minutes in I flip and she say's something along the lines of add. 4 more to the tip I left on counter and I give you HJ. In my head I'm like FFUUU#$$$ that, but I was so determined to get my HE that I said yes. She lifts shirt up and she has scars on her breasts ewwww. And Roaming was brutal with the golf skirt, just a total turn off especially with the ridiculous price she was taking advantage of my noobieness at the time. BUT, when I was finished I put on my clothes she waited for rest of tip, but I only gave her. 2 and acted like its all I had, gave her a / shrug and walked out never to return. Over all this place was my first bad AMP experience and would not recomend.

[JohnDoe01]

This place was my second AMP after 192 spa was getting a bit to regular. Def a great AMP with a little less quality as 192 spa. This was also the first spa I've had my back walked on. Unfortunatly I don't remember the names of the girls or I'm not 100% sure. But I can say this they all have gave a 6-8/10 massage with HE and have not been offered nor have I asked for extras. One of the lady's who I consider the bet one there has Long Hair, the other 2 I've had, had short hair. But the one with long hair must be mid to late 30's slim body and decent face. She gave a 8/10 massage with good teasing and a full nude HE which she went straight too with no need to negotiate, and she accepted my tip thankfuly and without counting, which was. 4 my standard. My return visit was a short hair lady mid to late 30's not that pretty of a face, but a solid 8/10 massage and when she flipped she put her index finger over lips to shhhh and whispered I do HE for tip, I gladly obliged with no ultimate conclusion to how much but she enthusiasticly gave me a great HJ and I tip. 4, and again very thankful and did not count infront of me. The 3rd lady there which by chance I've had a few times chews her bubble gum loudly the whole time, she doesn't give much effort or atleast I get the impression she has been doing it to long LOL. When it comes to the flip she has me lead her hand to jr and then it's onto the HE which she will act tired after 3minutes of half ass effort, always feel a bit rushed with her but her massage does include some solid back walking that will def get the nots out! I've never been offered xtras out of the 6-8 times I've been there, but always get a HE with no negotiation, which I like! Over all Sunshine Therapy will always provide a 6-8/10 massage, so so girls when it comes to looks, and a solid HE!

[JohnDoe01]

So I have been going to AMP's for little over a year, my first one was 192 and has been my most regular! Jeanie and Cindy seem to be the main attraction there, though I have had a few inbetween that I'm guessing aren't there as frequent as Jeanie and Cindy. Jeanie is pretty late 20's young 30's massage 6/10 and a great HE, no extras. Cindy is cute little korean with 8/10massage and has some great technique to tease you and get jr. Ready for the flip, so far great HE no extras. My first experience was with youme which she clarified (You-Me) and she was beautiful early 30's I'd say and went topless for the HE, gave me high expectations for the future of my AMP experiences, too bad I haven't seen her there since. Over all 192 spa I can always expect a great massage, decent-pretty girl, and a HE without extras. .8 at the door. 4 for the tip is my usual there.

I've been to 3 other spa's on and near 192 / Kmmee which I will give my review / experience in seperate reports.

And thanks to all of you who give your reports to help save time and $, which I have had to learn the hard way on a few occasions, and am very happy to have these forums now!

[Spam03]

Stopped by this location on Bumby and Washington for a 60 minuteat.80. Massage ok (6 out of 10) but she did her personal touch that made it all good. No hassle for how much. Just got down to business and did not even look at the tip that I left on the table. Just a nice smile and a cold bottle of water along with a thank you! Place is clean and no ruff edges on the towels. I will return to see what's what on the next trip. I did get the full hour and some extra TLC.

[Hapkido1947]

Extra extra (said in my very bad asian accent) but if you still don't know what it means then maybe you don't need to know. As for price it vary from Client to Client and from Day to Day. I'm sure that day I was in was very slow so the rate was extra friendly.

Thanks got the message, I was thinking same thing, just wanted to be sure, I will take a trip down there soon