Massage Parlor Reports

**Happy Hour** · 03-29-12 09:32

Went to this new place, got the $49 intro special. Legit only. Mediocre massage, all covered. Left unhappy.

**SirWalter** · 03-28-12 19:48

I dreamed that I had a good time in Springfield with a mid-30's provider.

Sir Walter

**RotoRider** · 03-26-12 16:08

Interesting take by an uninformed reporter. Article basically lays out Police State tactics employed by Macon Georgia PD, and applauds their actions:

http://communities.washingtontimes.c...ssage-parlors/

**Imperfection** · 03-25-12 14:04

Went by Bamboo in WB. Provider was not pretty in the face, and door fee was. 65 for 35min. Just usual covered massage, no finish on flip, and room was frigid cold. Massage wasn't even that great. No tip and left. Save your money, guys, these AMPs are going to hell in a hand basket and just get worse all the time.

**Morozek** · 03-21-12 22:08

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

LOL. Sleazebum said "On the way home. Had another round with a serious HOLDER hottie."

Capt. Stubby thought you said 'OLDER hottie'. He also wants you to post the name of the 'estabolishment'. I can't tell if he wants to 'establish' or 'abolish' the AMP.

Stoopider & Stoopiderer

**AKFourtySeven** · 03-20-12 18:59

I went here on sun. Went upstairs. There was a door that said spa on it. Knocked. No one answered. This is the latina place.

**Sleazebum** · 03-20-12 18:13

You need to improve your reading skills as well as your use of English. No where did I say anything about her being 65! And the word "your" is the possessive form of the word "you". Since you had nothing between the "your" and the "60" I have no clue what you are going on about. Also I don't think anyone can understand what this part means: "older then you and you called her hot".

So, brush up on your reading skills and take a basic English grammar class and try again.

Cheers!

JJ.

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

**BigFredDude** · 03-20-12 16:57

Now that I've had time reading back a bit in the forum, I see that this is a known problem. I'm glad the "therapist" didn't answer the door.

Originally Posted by BigFredDude [View Original Post]

I've seen the postings for the mobile "spa" for a couple of weeks and decided to TOFT, since the latest location was near to my hotel. I followed the instructions, drove to the address (almost the address, it's off by one) , and called. A guy answers and asks me if I had an appointment and where I was. When I told him that I was in the parking lot, he seemed surprised and told me that the therapists were busy and would call me in 20 minutes. About 30 minutes later, he called me back and asked if I was interested in a 2-girl session for $$.2. I declined and he was ok with that and then he asks if I knew the rate, which I said I did. He then asked me what rate I saw and I told him, but started to feel uncomfortable. He said a girl would call in 5 minutes and bring me up. About 10 minutes later, a girl does call asking me where I was (same answer. Parking lot) and said she needed a few minutes, I said I had been waiting for quite a while and she assured me she would get back right away. She did call right back and gave me the room number. I went up to the room, heard someone inside, and knocked quietly. No answer. I knocked again. No answers. I decided to bail, not liking to stand in the hallway too long. As I was driving out, I got text messages from 2 different numbers giving me the room number, same room I had been to. I replied that I had been ther but nobody answered. The guy then called me back saying I hadn't knocked. When I said I wasn't going to come back, he started to swear at me. I hung up and was glad I hadn't gone in. I'm guessing 2 or 3 girls pimped.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/t-...-dc-27/7055702

**Captn Stubbing** · 03-20-12 16:05

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

Almost always an excellent time at the FCCC!

Saw Lilli today and she did a CG that almost knocked the wall down! She got off a few times while on the ride!

Fellas, Levitra is GOOD STUFF!

She rode and rode and finally collapsed backwards and I rolled on up and kept it going! Then some mish and then the congress fo the canine until I finally popped after some 25 minutes of steady pole in the hole humping! She got a hot wet towell for me and by the time she got me clean I was ready for round two!

However, only one round per session so I left.

On the way home stopped by one of the AMPs and had another round with a serious holder hottie.

Not too shabby for a guy going on 60.

Wife came home and I tapped her too!

Took a shower and I think maybe I would be able to go again except the rest of this old body is tired.

Go Levitra!

I cannot tell you which AMP I visited because they asked me not to tell.

JJ

Holy Sh*t. Your 60 and saw a provider older then you and you called her hot! Please post this name of this estabolishment.

So it can avoided by all. I think if I went to an AMP and the massage therpaist was 65 or older I would jump out the window or run away. Thanks for the laugh.

**BigFredDude** · 03-20-12 15:16

My standard goto place when I am here for work is Herndon Spa, where I usually receive a very nice table shower, thorough drying, reasonable massage, and a nice ending (accompanied by a complete internal exam). However, I feel a need for a change, perhaps a younger therapist. River Spa has somewhat mixed reviews. I think I have decoded the FCCC number, but don't know if it is what I am seeking. If you have any good recommendations, please hit me with a PM and I will be very grateful.

**BigFredDude** · 03-20-12 12:12

I've seen the postings for the mobile "spa" for a couple of weeks and decided to TOFT, since the latest location was near to my hotel. I followed the instructions, drove to the address (almost the address, it's off by one) , and called. A guy answers and asks me if I had an appointment and where I was. When I told him that I was in the parking lot, he seemed surprised and told me that the therapists were busy and would call me in 20 minutes. About 30 minutes later, he called me back and asked if I was interested in a 2-girl session for $$.2. I declined and he was ok with that and then he asks if I knew the rate, which I said I did. He then asked me what rate I saw and I told him, but started to feel uncomfortable. He said a girl would call in 5 minutes and bring me up. About 10 minutes later, a girl does call asking me where I was (same answer. Parking lot) and said she needed a few minutes, I said I had been waiting for quite a while and she assured me she would get back right away. She did call right back and gave me the room number. I went up to the room, heard someone inside, and knocked quietly. No answer. I knocked again. No answers. I decided to bail, not liking to stand in the hallway too long. As I was driving out, I got text messages from 2 different numbers giving me the room number, same room I had been to. I replied that I had been ther but nobody answered. The guy then called me back saying I hadn't knocked. When I said I wasn't going to come back, he started to swear at me. I hung up and was glad I hadn't gone in. I'm guessing 2 or 3 girls pimped.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/t-...-dc-27/7055702

**Goheat** · 03-19-12 16:28

Never been to this spot, so I decided to check it out. The facility is legit, but looks like they took a portable storage house and modified the inside. The walls did the reach the ceiling.

Got a massage by a middle aged Korean lady. Table shower was good, and she paid attention to the right areas.

Massage was a little above par, although the frequent interruption by the door bells started to get annoying. Also, I didn't like the fact that she kept the door slightly open when she exited to pick up phone calls.

Flip was interesting. The HJ was standard and didn't go beyond, but she'd lick the jewels at the same time which was nice.

Should have asked her name, but to be a return customer, the massage itself has to be top notch.

**SumGuy1977** · 03-19-12 16:24

Gents,

After a few years out of the Beltway, my employer has seen fit to give me a week in the land of young spinner girls. Since my two ATF shops are gone, GBT and TGND, I'm in need of some recommendations. I've tried Blue Gems and liked them, but are there any better to be had?

Stay safe,

SG

**RyanDuty** · 03-18-12 22:35

Went to the moon in vienna. Back parking lot, many shops one could park at, seemed like a lot of traffic. However nobody out. As soon as inside, directed towards room. Been twice, a few days ago recently. Nina was about 35 yo, nice girl. Stopped about 5 min left and said "we have 4 min left, anywhere else?" offered brief resistance. Roaming allowed. 60 nova. Also had a chubbier girl with big guns, only outside roaming. Not great. I miss the fruit stand. Everything else is just not the same quality.

**RyanDuty** · 03-18-12 22:30

Went to gng a few times, most recently last week. Private parking, back lot. Not attractive- 35+ chubby won't take top off, nova. Also had hannah- 35+ slimmer. Nova, clothed. Both 60.