Escort Reports

**Flyer2** · 03-20-12 20:20

Saw the BP ad in the past month without pictures and texted for a few. Cute librarian look, if a little hippy, but busty. Quoted 1. 5 for an hour of OC and she confirmed GFE.

She came out and I opened the door to a casually dressed. 5'2, baby fat young lady. Immediately started undressing as I crossed the room.

I confirmed the hour and she said that's 2. 5. I told her that's not what she texted, and she asked what I had. I confirmed 1. 5 and she said that's for :45. OK, if she stays the whole time.

She started a lame BBBJ, mostly hands and rough. It became obvious she was in a hurry and I had signed up with an inexperienced and unsophisticated provider.

Kept asking if I was ready to put on the raincoat. While her skin was smooth, and her chest was inspiring, the odor down below noticeable.

As hard as I tried, I couldn't get very inspired. Took a break and started oral again, donned a raincoat, and moved doggy. Just couldn't continue due to the odor, and told her so. Told her that she needed to have a more effective shower before visiting.

No apologies, but she offered a discount next time. Don't think so-ever.

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...ble-22/2816510

Guys, where are the real GFEs? Generous, intelligent, fun, seeking same.

**MuffyTheDiver** · 03-20-12 15:53

Originally Posted by Needler [View Original Post]

Some other signs of low testosterone is sleeplessness, tired all the time, no energy, feeling overly emotional welling up in tears over a stupid movie etc.

Sounds like a spot on description of my ex. LMAO.

To be truthful I actually have no problem getting hard or premature ejac. But the opposite, I can have trouble finishing, sometimes I can go for ever without blowing but the whole time Little Muffy is hard and happy but he is just not willing to finish. After a while it can be a bit of a real bummer. Usually pulling off cover and getting a handjob or BBBJ is enough to complete.

Getting old is fucked up.

Muffy

**Colby123** · 03-20-12 13:06

Originally Posted by Tp1701 [View Original Post]

It turns out that impotence is indeed a side effect of Lisinopril. I see my primary in two weeks but until then.

I may just be lucky but I am 51 and have been taking 20 mg of Lisinopril once a day for about 5 years and the erection part is not a problem but the release sometimes is. It seems if it's a provider that is new to me and hot it happens easy.

**Tp1701** · 03-20-12 12:43

Originally Posted by MuffyTheDiver [View Original Post]

Damn I would say if Shelby could not get MR Happy awake then you better gte that Doctor to switch meds for sure!

It turns out that impotence is indeed a side effect of Lisinopril. I see my primary in two weeks but until then.

**Needler** · 03-20-12 12:19

Originally Posted by Tp1701 [View Original Post]

So I just got back from seeing Shelby- Hot DAMN! Amazing body, great attitude, eager to please. Now the bad news, which leads to my question. Last Thursday I started taking Lisinopril, a high blood pressure medication. The whole time I was with Shelby, Mr. Happy wasn't interested. Which made think back and I realized since I started taking Lisinopril, he hasn't been interested in anything. Has anyone else encountered something like this? I may be on this drug permanently and I'm hoping this is only temporary.

I take lisinopril, Bisoprolol and Warafin every single day and I don; t have any problems getting hard.

BUT:

As I said in here before if any of you guys out there are having problems getting hard, staying hard or with premature ejaculation then I would say it's more than likely that your testosterone level is low.

I started having problems getting hard and with premature ejaculation a few years ago and had my Dr test me, found out my testosterone level dropped to a 9, at the time is should have been in the 600's. Some other signs of low testosterone is sleeplessness, tired all the time, no energy, feeling overly emotional welling up in tears over a stupid movie etc.

Go see your DR and have him test both your overall testosterone level and your free testosterone (blood tests take about an hour because they have to draw blood every 15 minutes for four samples in all.) Once they determine your testosterone level is low they will start you on a gell called testim or androderm (if you have a choice get the androderm) , and work there way up from that. The gell never worked for me so now I inject myself (I have a medical background) every two weeks with 1. 5CC and that keeps me just about right. If you end up needing to go the injection route you will probably have to go in every 30 days for your injection. All depends on your relationship with your DR and how greedy he is, LOL.

Now I get hard all the time. Too bad my wife completely lost interest in sex 5 years ago. Now I get hard and have no place to put it.

Careful what you wish for LOL!

Hope that helped?

Glad to see I can be useful on these forums, not with reports about women I've met (I have terrible luck finding SW and can't really afford going to an escort or AMP) but with medical help.

**MuffyTheDiver** · 03-20-12 12:01

Originally Posted by Tp1701 [View Original Post]

So I just got back from seeing Shelby- Hot DAMN! Amazing body, great attitude, eager to please. Now the bad news, which leads to my question. Last Thursday I started taking Lisinopril, a high blood pressure medication. The whole time I was with Shelby, Mr. Happy wasn't interested. Which made think back and I realized since I started taking Lisinopril, he hasn't been interested in anything. Has anyone else encountered something like this? I may be on this drug permanently and I'm hoping this is only temporary.

Damn I would say if Shelby could not get MR Happy awake then you better gte that Doctor to switch meds for sure!

**Tp1701** · 03-20-12 11:35

So I just got back from seeing Shelby- Hot DAMN! Amazing body, great attitude, eager to please. Now the bad news, which leads to my question. Last Thursday I started taking Lisinopril, a high blood pressure medication. The whole time I was with Shelby, Mr. Happy wasn't interested. Which made think back and I realized since I started taking Lisinopril, he hasn't been interested in anything. Has anyone else encountered something like this? I may be on this drug permanently and I'm hoping this is only temporary.

**Member #4203** · 03-19-12 20:14

I saw Melody posting on BP last week and had to see her. REALLY glad I did. She is the girl in the pics and is super sweet. Her ad says she's 21 and I believe it, new to the biz, but lots of energy. When I got to her incall she answered in the same outfit in the pics, but she's hotter in person. After a brief talk, she invited me to get comfortable, which I did and joined her on the bed. Immediately into some DFK which went from gentle to hot. Then to BBBJ. This girl can really DT, I mean all the way down, and stay there if you ask. Was worth the price of admission right there (120). Then on to DATY, she is very clean and tastes sweet, she had an O here. Then more BBBJ and on went the cover for some mish. Great fun here, unfortunately I couldn't hold back and finished. More might be on the menu if you ask. I can't emphasize enough what a sweet girl she is. Friendly and easy to talk to, not to mention great in the sack. Treat her well and she might be around for awhile.

http://providence.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/x-everything-you-desire-x-21/2821207

**MuffyTheDiver** · 03-19-12 14:55

Well after several weeks of considering a visit to Shelby I finally gave in and made arrangements to see her. The reviews here and elsewhere were enough to get me over the hurdle! All I can say is I wish I had seen her sooner. This girl is a freakin BLAST! I'm not going into much about what we did, all I can say is she easily has moved into my top 5 ever! And thats saying alot!

Guys she may cost a bit extra and be a bit older and be all tattoed up, but trust me the minute you are in her presence you will quickly forget all that. Trust me!

For those trusted seniors if you would like to know more just send me a PM.

Muffy

**Gansett** · 03-19-12 09:16

Also the "PROFESSIONAL, GENEROUS MEN 35 & older ONLY!" is a major flag too.

How professional is she using her friends place, on the couch and floor? Add in she didn't look as good as the photo's and after learning no CG or K-9 and it's bye-bye time. Unfortunately they don't explain the rules before the game starts that's why I always try to get the rules and boundaries before the ball (s) are in play. If they insist on the donation first before discussing that's a MAJOR red flag.

Fwiw I remember that last pic of her face from several years ago. Thanks for the report.

**Umbrellaman1** · 03-18-12 21:46

Originally Posted by Moby9 [View Original Post]

I saw Jaymee's ad on BP (401xxx9061) , and based on those hot pics, I had to see her. She is the girl in the pics, but did not look as good. Our session was at her girlfriend's apartment, on the couch and living room floor. I opted for a HH for a Franklin. No DATY for first-timers, no CG or K9. Only CBJ (great) and mish (average). Too bad that the session was not as hot as those pics. Will not repeat.

Man, this ad had red flags all over. When they talk about how "elite" and "upscale" they are stay away!

**Moby9** · 03-18-12 19:41

I saw Jaymee's ad on BP (401xxx9061) , and based on those hot pics, I had to see her. She is the girl in the pics, but did not look as good. Our session was at her girlfriend's apartment, on the couch and living room floor. I opted for a HH for a Franklin. No DATY for first-timers, no CG or K9. Only CBJ (great) and mish (average). Too bad that the session was not as hot as those pics. Will not repeat.

**Moby9** · 03-17-12 00:06

Originally Posted by Daszear [View Original Post]

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...ods-25/2808048

I was curious about both girls in the ad setting up the appointment was painless. I told them I wasnt sure which one I wanted to try I stated that when I called. Julie was ready right away I got a little lost and ran late getting to their hotel.

I got to their room I liked both miranda opened the door julie was on the bed both looked fun. I chose julie I really liked how she modeled for me on the bed. Both girls were very laid back we chatted for a few minutes before the action began. I started my exploration of her petite frame 5' of fun nicely toned great breast and smelled exquiste. This lead to a CBJ that was top notch which had me on the edge a few times then a few more position she was very submissive and eager to please me. We finished in lazy dog I came for what felt like seemed like several minutes she milked every last drop out of me then we cleaned up chatted with both the lovely ladies before leaving. I will be repeating possibly for a duo

I had a great time with Miranda."Girl next door" type. LFK, No DATY. Everything covered. I was a bit tired, but she was patient and accomodating. Will repeat

**HarleyGuy09** · 03-16-12 16:26

With Katie K. Being away I gave Annisa a call who advertises on back page. She sounded nice on the phone and quoted 1. For a half and 2. For an hour. I opted for the half hour. Usual 2 call system to a motel in Seekonk. I got there and was pleasently surprised she was the girl in her pics, very pretty with a nice thin body. Got donation out of the way, got undressed and headed to the bed. Was hoping for GFE but didn't appear to be, but still a good time with a pretty girl with a nice attitude. She started with a CBJ and then some DATY leading to doggy and mish to completion. Not sure I would repeat for the full hour but defininitely would for the half which IMHO was a good value.

**LastDeadMouse** · 03-15-12 21:15

Originally Posted by Gopats2007 [View Original Post]

Any reports on this girl.

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...ity-21/2805442

I haven't seen Kayla but I did see Bri (they posted as a 2-girl) when the two of them were out near my neck of the woods in hartford last month. Can't tell you if she's any good but she is legit and I would recommend Bri. Everything covered but cute and a cool chick to boot.