BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[Shizzlestick]

Called an ad that has been around forever. Probably many fellow mongers have tried this service, but in case any haven't, here's my experience:

Called for either Claudia or Valery, as they both look yummy. Got neither, but the girl I got was closer to Valery, just without the back tattoo. The booker on the phone speaks english with an accent. The girl I got either spoke zero, or pretended not to speak. In any case, couldn't get a single word of conversation in, english or spanish, just a blank stare, and no enthusiasm or anything. Just a completely mechanical, dead fish experience with total silence. $.2 for the half in a really shitty motel. Would still like to try out Claudia or Valery, but based on this experience, if they're just going to give you whoever is available, doubtful I'll be a return customer.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rch-22/7321137

5712453318

I had Claudia and Valery (not at the same time) and they were amazing! If you look at one my past posts, you'll see a picture of me and Claudia. I prefer Claudia over Valery. She was more playful.

[Goheat]

I've seen this girl twice before. She's legit, friendly, and offers extras if you ask. $80 for hh. Extras were $40 (BBBJ but no CIM).

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-80-19/6599310

[Bunker Buster]

Spotted her pic while doing some late-night surfing, and was taken in by the super-skinny look. Research showed no reviews, but consistent ads in a few other cities. Called and she quoted 80 for 15 or 60 for 10. I had to see what that tiny little body was like, and for 60 there's no reason not to TOFTT.

She came down the stairs to open the hotel back door in a bathrobe and slippers, which is a good sign that everything's legit. Friendly enough, and pix are 100% right down to the birthmark / raspberry on her neck. Had a friend in the room (will post her ad later if I find it) who was also friendly. I loved the way she looked, and told her I already wanted to come back a few times while she's here.

Unfortunately, even the prospect of repeat visits couldn't cut through her by-the-numbers routine. Once the festivities start, she becomes distant and mechanical, and if you ask her to do anything outside the most basic routine, she'll ask "is that a fetish?" "Fetishes" are extra, and what 99. 9% of girls will do because it's part f the package (lick here, squeeze there, tickle those, etc.) might be considered fetishes that cost extra. Any kind of kissing is $, and BBBJ is another $. The phone has to be right there next to her so she can do time checks, and "you have 5 minutes" is a bit of an ambiance killer.

Went through HJ, CBJ, CG, ACG and mish. Got the job done, but without any passion, enthusiasm, or connection. On the plus side, she's super clean, and since her friend was in the tub, she climbed up on the counter and squatted over the sink for a deep washing. I stood there naked in the bathroom, talking to her naked friend in the tub as she shaved her legs, watching Casey wash her (shaved) pussy in the sink. Not your everyday experience.

She's a tiny little anemic waif and it's a treat to get to feel something that small up close. I really wanted to be wowed and to leave there dreaming about my next visit, but her performance just had too many shortcomings. She's real and legit, and I'm not complaining about the value. If you have a thing for waifs, go indulge, but set your expectations accordingly.

Maybe she was just tired, and maybe YMMV. I might even go see her again to find out. I'm just disappointed; a little more warmth and enthusiasm, and she could be a real diamond in the rough.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...vip-20/7244417

Bigger pix here:

http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ls-22/27400061

440-610-1587

[beeboy]

In case some people haven't gotten the message yet, let me say it again. These 3 are probably the best 3 in the area!

Now we need to scout out some good newbies!

Can't agree more on Brenda. Such a little angel with huge tits. Very accommodating and willing to please. BBBJ and CG. She masturbated after the first round; what a pleasant scene. Couldn't continue with a second round; I guess sometime the breasts are too big for me to handle; became a turn off after a while. She helped me and asked me my favorite style. But I couldn't make it. She is so friendly. Overall I had great time. DC was $$ at that time.

Called Pamela few days ago; her rates now are $$$/hour; $$/hh; $ for 15 mins. I guess the rates have increased.

[MoonView]

Been trying to catch up with Gya since reading her glaring reports. Seems like she only posts once in the morning and if you don't get ahold of her, then you may be out of luck. Well I finally was abe to make contact, scheduled a time, arrived at her hotel. Typical two call system. Only real disappointment was the quality of her hotel. When she opened the door, all I could say was WOW! OMG! She was dressed in a sexy panty and bra, tall and lovely! Everything is on the menu! She is by far the best Bang for your Buck! CIM, COB, CIOF, Greek, DATY! For the cost of a $, you can't beat this experience! Not a clock watcher, all about pleasing you! I will certainly repeat!

HEY! This is my 69th REPORT! Imagine that!

I must have missed her today, right in my backyard too. Called the number and got all Spanish, then another followup again in Spanish that terminates the call and will not let you leave a message. Very strange. Anyone else getting this response? I waited so long to see her after her return, be a shame to miss her again! :< (

[Marlo]

Been trying to catch up with Gya since reading her glaring reports. Seems like she only posts once in the morning and if you don't get ahold of her, then you may be out of luck. Well I finally was abe to make contact, scheduled a time, arrived at her hotel. Typical two call system. Only real disappointment was the quality of her hotel. When she opened the door, all I could say was WOW! OMG! She was dressed in a sexy panty and bra, tall and lovely! Everything is on the menu! She is by far the best Bang for your Buck! CIM, COB, CIOF, Greek, DATY! For the cost of a $, you can't beat this experience! Not a clock watcher, all about pleasing you! I will certainly repeat!

...HEY! This is my 69th REPORT! Imagine that!

[Hugh Jardon]

Just visited her today, nice girl but I would not repeat. She has a nice body but pussy had a thing going on like yeast infection or something. Kissed but I have reservations about that now. COF and tits which was ok.

Odor was a big turn off in doggie though. Anyhow I think she is getting fucked too much and not taking care of the moneybox like she should. Room also was not kept in the best as it smelled. Hope this isn't the "good as it gets" or what however she had a nice attitude but the other factors stood out. I would not repeat as for $$, I can get fresh asian pussy at the TC and not worry about no clean towels and no toiletries at all besides the cheap Motel 6 soap.

PC out

I have read that about her before. I have had 3 sessions with her and they have all been great (no bad smells) , but I do watch BP and this forum and realize that she is a volume provider. I should probably email her to tell her about this problem. She is great when she is great, if you know what I mean.

[Pizzlepro02]

Holly's also a little too nervous about LE! When I saw her I had to go through 3 LE checks on the phone & in person!

As Harrumph describes, she kept her bra on while doing CG w / me & her tits are her main (read: only) asset! I was also a little disappointed by her frame & I'll just say that I've had much better performances.

She's decent, but nothin more.

Saw Holly yesterday. 2 previous reviews were positive. The pics looked good. I called her the night before and yesterday to let her know I'd be in the area and ask how much notice she needed. She sounded very pleasant (no slurring, mumbling, street talk) on the phone both times. All good so far. Got to the hotel, access was a slight problem but nothing major. Once I stepped in, things got slightly worse for the next 20 minutes. The hair is a weave and looks ready to fall off. The pleasant talk disappeared with a much more street attitude (not necessarily a bad thing, just different than her phone voice, so it throws you off). When she says let's get right to it, it's not in a fun way. Too rushed. She's tall, so while everything is starting to slide, you don't notice it until she takes off her clothes (which she doesn't like to do) because her height hides it. She also doesn't like to sweat, which I found out by having her tell me,"You need to finish up because I don't like to sweat". It's 80 degrees out, what did you think was going to. Oh forget it. I do need to finish up and get out of here. Seems this is definately a YMMV (or simply what your really looking for) deal. There's actually more, but I think I've made my point.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...uty-21/6858471

404-918-2137

NOTE: As I was driving in, I did ask her if she was rooming with someone, and she said no why? I said that when I couldn't reach her before I talked to another girl in the hotel and just wanted to know if I'd be walking into a room with both of them in there. She asked who it was? I said Jasmine. After a minute of laughter, Holly said, Hey, you can go see what she looks like, but I suspect you'll be winding up in my room. And Holly's no actor, which I learned 20 minutes later.

[Bunker Buster]

Found Jasmine's ad on Backpage.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ial-22/7282743

510 746 6083

Research led me to this review of Ciara:

http://www.myredbook.com/showpro.aspx?id=2009105

I thought ok, this might be worth it. Called Jasmine, things sounded ok. Maybe this is a cute girl trying to simply hide her identity. While doing parallel research came across this ad for Amy:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nde-20/7281724

408-625-9748

It's the same girl (Thank you Google). Called Amy and spoke briefly. Same voice. Hmmm. Later I call again as a backup to my plan A and she texts me to call the 510 number. I call her back and ask if she's Amy or Jasmine. She says Jasmine. I said Amy texted me your number. She said I don't text. I read her the number. She says,"errr oh yeah, I had a brain cramp. That's me." Uh huh. I ask how much for a half."$.4, I mean. $.2." Ok, right. See ya.

Harrumph is NOT me using another name. He really is another guy, although I'm thinking I've discovered my online hobby brother-from-another-mother.

If I ever retire, you might not notice my absence because of his contributions.

Newbies, take note of how it's done. Harrumph, TopGun, and others are newbies getting help because they're participating and sharing info right out of the starting gate, rather than demanding info and getting into arguments about why seniors should just answer their questions.

[Warlock01]

Despite having some success with the CL "np" thing, I decided to see what all the fuss was about regarding Brenda. Let me add my voice to the cacophony.

She is petite, sexy, and delightful. 1hr, $$.4 she's in a nice midrange place in Springfield. Easy parking and access. Will repeat.

In case some people haven't gotten the message yet, let me say it again. These 3 are probably the best 3 in the area!

Now we need to scout out some good newbies!

[Tomfool]

Despite having some success with the CL "np" thing, I decided to see what all the fuss was about regarding Brenda. Let me add my voice to the cacophony.

She is petite, sexy, and delightful. 1hr, $$.4 she's in a nice midrange place in Springfield. Easy parking and access. Will repeat.

[Harrumph]

Saw Holly yesterday. 2 previous reviews were positive. The pics looked good. I called her the night before and yesterday to let her know I'd be in the area and ask how much notice she needed. She sounded very pleasant (no slurring, mumbling, street talk) on the phone both times. All good so far. Got to the hotel, access was a slight problem but nothing major. Once I stepped in, things got slightly worse for the next 20 minutes. The hair is a weave and looks ready to fall off. The pleasant talk disappeared with a much more street attitude (not necessarily a bad thing, just different than her phone voice, so it throws you off). When she says let's get right to it, it's not in a fun way. Too rushed. She's tall, so while everything is starting to slide, you don't notice it until she takes off her clothes (which she doesn't like to do) because her height hides it. She also doesn't like to sweat, which I found out by having her tell me,"You need to finish up because I don't like to sweat". It's 80 degrees out, what did you think was going to. Oh forget it. I do need to finish up and get out of here. Seems this is definately a YMMV (or simply what your really looking for) deal. There's actually more, but I think I've made my point.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...uty-21/6858471

404-918-2137

NOTE: As I was driving in, I did ask her if she was rooming with someone, and she said no why? I said that when I couldn't reach her before I talked to another girl in the hotel and just wanted to know if I'd be walking into a room with both of them in there. She asked who it was? I said Jasmine. After a minute of laughter, Holly said, Hey, you can go see what she looks like, but I suspect you'll be winding up in my room. And Holly's no actor, which I learned 20 minutes later.

[Harrumph]

Found Jasmine's ad on Backpage.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ial-22/7282743

510 746 6083

Research led me to this review of Ciara:

http://www.myredbook.com/showpro.aspx?id=2009105

I thought ok, this might be worth it. Called Jasmine, things sounded ok. Maybe this is a cute girl trying to simply hide her identity. While doing parallel research came across this ad for Amy:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nde-20/7281724

408-625-9748

It's the same girl (Thank you Google). Called Amy and spoke briefly. Same voice. Hmmm. Later I call again as a backup to my plan A and she texts me to call the 510 number. I call her back and ask if she's Amy or Jasmine. She says Jasmine. I said Amy texted me your number. She said I don't text. I read her the number. She says,"errr oh yeah, I had a brain cramp. That's me." Uh huh. I ask how much for a half."$.4, I mean. $.2." Ok, right. See ya.

[Titleist4]

For those who see or have seen Carrie of Tysons before.

http://www.geishaaffair.com/profile/...-CARRIE-PARKER

Much older chick, advertised as 54-55 yrs old, nice incall, real nice lady, great ass / legs, always in sexy lingerie and heels. Not bad at all performance wise.

Well. She's recently retired from the game apparently and based on public info on the web, she's actually a great grandmother who is 74 years old.

Holy smokes.

Googling her phone number in the ad provides info that may be useful to those familiar with facebook and genealogy websites.

She was posting as a 45 year old about 20 years ago on some news group or other. For the longest time she was "Patrice" and in her ads she referred to herself as a "floozy."

[Bunker Buster]

Unless Jasmine really is Tayarra LaVonne, I suppose.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor..._-_-21/6836899

415-484-8190.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1639371/viewall

I called yesterday, and she said she was in the store and would call me back. That didn't happen. Today, the number just goes to the Google Voice message. No history of the phone number beyond yesterday.