Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Megadeth4123]

So you fucked a hoe that had a smelly and pussy that farts? 60 bucks huh? LOL.

God bless you for settling for 4th best.

I ask them to clean that coochie out frankly.

PC out

That's just awesome! LOL

[Pcpc1688]

After I left Alise, I still wanted FS from a nice provider so I had a few phone numbers from BP handy. I had previously called Kani, a Korean indie:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ni-23/11728638

Headed over to her upscale place in Buckhead. Kani's English is poor so it took a little extra time to finally get inside her apartment / townhouse complex but, once through the gate, she guided me straight into her townhouse garage, I drove in and she closed the door. She is the girl in the pics and looks pretty hot. She said she came from LA a week ago. Gave her the $220 donation and she suggested I shower, so I did. Her place is very new and clean. Showered and we both met naked in the bedroom. Her bedroom is dimly lit with red bulbs and had a nice ambience. Started with some small talk, then she began the fun with a cursory back massage (don't expect much here) , then moved on to light touching, kissing and rubbing her natural B-cups over my back and legs, typical Korean fare. On the flip, more tit rubbing, some ball licking, cover applied, then she rode me CG for a few minutes. Her CG technique was more grinding than riding up and down. Changed to mish, then doggy where I pounded away. She was tight and took it like a champ. When I was ready to bust, I pulled out, slid the cover off and was about to splooge on her ass when she suddenly pulled away and I busted on the towel as she watched. Then a conversation ensued:

Kani: What you doing? Nobody do that!

Me: What do you mean? I was trying to cum on your ass.

Kani: Nobody do that, you crazy!

Me: Huh? What's wrong with that?

I then realized that she must have thought I had slipped the cover off BEFORE pulling out as there really was no latex snapping sound due to the amount of lube on it. That's the only thing I could think of that could possibly have upset her. I tried to explain several more times what happened, to no avail. There was no reasoning with this girl, which is typical for Koreans. She went out of the room and I could hear her talking to another Korean, allegedly her friend Bunny (more on her later). I got dressed and got dogged out as I walked out,"You bad, you no come back!" I guess that ruined my chance of ever seeing Bunny, who also advertises on BP:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rl-23/11594202

It's unfortunate that Kani and I had a simple misunderstanding, but her Korean stubborness got in the way of sound reasoning. Reminds me of my ex-wife. I would still recommend her but would suggest you make sure you tell her exactly how you plan to finish up and get her consent before doing it.

Is it $$.2 for 1 shot? Looks great as well. I can only imagine that the pussy was clean as a whistle. LOL.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Please make all efforts to avoid this castiron bytch:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...thena/11788100

Thought I'd try something different so I made an appointment to see Athena to try her Tantra thing. First of all, notice all the suggestive words in the ad? I don't need help getting a boner or anything, but was curious to see how this Tantra shit worked. Got to her place, which is in an old, converted house on Spring Street. She works in a room on the second floor in the back, decorated like some kind of hippy sub-culture theme. She was pleasant as hell at first, answering my questions about what she would do during the session; however, she made no direct references to actual fucking or a HJ. She's very articulate and chooses her words carefully. She had me fill out a disclaimer form, which I did with false info. Stupid me, I failed to read the very last line, which said something like,"All services are non-sexual." Big mistake as I would have walked at that point had I read those words. Fee was $170 for 1. 5 hours. She did not ask for it upfront. Cool so far.

Straddled the massage table nekkid, she said she had to remove her shirt to "get more comfortable," then she straddled the table opposite of me. She had removed one tight shirt but still had her bra on along with a loose, shawl-like top. She then went into this "Tantra" routine of talking softly with light touches on my face, arms, chest, legs, everywhere except Mr. Johnson. Did that several minutes with breathing exercises intertwined. Then she had me lie down on my stomach and gave me a good massage on my backside, all the while talking softly, telling me to breathe in and out, etc.

On the flip, more of the same routine. With her touch and talking, I was ready to rock but the session ended with nothing. I asked for a HJ, but then her tune totally changed, getting all legal and shit. I asked why all the suggestive talk in her ad, on the phone and in person. She gave me a bunch of lame excuses. This woman is slick as shit, fellas. I was thinking of not paying her and running out to see what would happen, then relented, gave her the fee and left. Had I known better, I would have refused to pay, created a scene and stormed out.

I originally didn't want to post this, but WTF. Thought it might save some poor monger some coin. If we can collectively do some damage to her bank account, then it's worth it.

AVOID this bytch!

Thanks for the head up Nite, these massage bytchs are out of line.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

I lucked out and found a good one; figures I would share my findings. Not sure if all the pics in the ad are her, but they are a good representative of her body type. Overall performance 8, cute face 7, body 8. She's rather short, I would put her at around 5' even. Small B cups, and a nice plump ass. I did the quick for 60, she says 80 when you first call, but I'm sure you can talk her down. YMMV. Went to a modest hotel near the airport, and she stayed on the phone directing me to her room. When I enter her room she was buck ass naked, and that ass was sticking out! A little chit chat, and the fun began. CBJ to get me ready. Then I had her in mish and piledriver that kitty, and then flipped her over and drilled her from the back. The girl knows how to throw it back. All you have to do is grab her by the waist, and enjoy the ride. I paid for 15 minutes, but stayed for 25 or so. She didn't rush me or watched the clock at all, I guess she was feeling and enjoying the dick too much to stop me after my time was up. Again YMMV. The kitty wasn't the freshest since I could smell that rubber odor after awhile. Her pussy was loose and wasn't the tightest, but she took the dick like a champ. Anyways, overall her service was good so she will be the 2nd girl on my list for the airport area (1st is Syncere).

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-20/8314372

So you fucked a hoe that had a smelly and pussy that farts? 60 bucks huh? LOL.

God bless you for settling for 4th best.

I ask them to clean that coochie out frankly.

PC out

[Zipper34]

Please make all efforts to avoid this castiron bytch:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...thena/11788100

Thought I'd try something different so I made an appointment to see Athena to try her Tantra thing. First of all, notice all the suggestive words in the ad? I don't need help getting a boner or anything, but was curious to see how this Tantra shit worked. Got to her place, which is in an old, converted house on Spring Street. She works in a room on the second floor in the back, decorated like some kind of hippy sub-culture theme. She was pleasant as hell at first, answering my questions about what she would do during the session; however, she made no direct references to actual fucking or a HJ. She's very articulate and chooses her words carefully. She had me fill out a disclaimer form, which I did with false info. Stupid me, I failed to read the very last line, which said something like,"All services are non-sexual." Big mistake as I would have walked at that point had I read those words. Fee was $170 for 1. 5 hours. She did not ask for it upfront. Cool so far.

Straddled the massage table nekkid, she said she had to remove her shirt to "get more comfortable," then she straddled the table opposite of me. She had removed one tight shirt but still had her bra on along with a loose, shawl-like top. She then went into this "Tantra" routine of talking softly with light touches on my face, arms, chest, legs, everywhere except Mr. Johnson. Did that several minutes with breathing exercises intertwined. Then she had me lie down on my stomach and gave me a good massage on my backside, all the while talking softly, telling me to breathe in and out, etc.

On the flip, more of the same routine. With her touch and talking, I was ready to rock but the session ended with nothing. I asked for a HJ, but then her tune totally changed, getting all legal and shit. I asked why all the suggestive talk in her ad, on the phone and in person. She gave me a bunch of lame excuses. This woman is slick as shit, fellas. I was thinking of not paying her and running out to see what would happen, then relented, gave her the fee and left. Had I known better, I would have refused to pay, created a scene and stormed out.

I originally didn't want to post this, but WTF. Thought it might save some poor monger some coin. If we can collectively do some damage to her bank account, then it's worth it.

AVOID this bytch!

Was curious about this one for quite a while. You have just confirmed she is totally worthless.

[Ozymandias]

Please make all efforts to avoid this castiron bytch:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...thena/11788100

Thought I'd try something different so I made an appointment to see Athena to try her Tantra thing. First of all, notice all the suggestive words in the ad? I don't need help getting a boner or anything, but was curious to see how this Tantra shit worked. Got to her place, which is in an old, converted house on Spring Street. She works in a room on the second floor in the back, decorated like some kind of hippy sub-culture theme. She was pleasant as hell at first, answering my questions about what she would do during the session; however, she made no direct references to actual fucking or a HJ. She's very articulate and chooses her words carefully. She had me fill out a disclaimer form, which I did with false info. Stupid me, I failed to read the very last line, which said something like,"All services are non-sexual." Big mistake as I would have walked at that point had I read those words. Fee was $170 for 1. 5 hours. She did not ask for it upfront. Cool so far.

Straddled the massage table nekkid, she said she had to remove her shirt to "get more comfortable," then she straddled the table opposite of me. She had removed one tight shirt but still had her bra on along with a loose, shawl-like top. She then went into this "Tantra" routine of talking softly with light touches on my face, arms, chest, legs, everywhere except Mr. Johnson. Did that several minutes with breathing exercises intertwined. Then she had me lie down on my stomach and gave me a good massage on my backside, all the while talking softly, telling me to breathe in and out, etc.

On the flip, more of the same routine. With her touch and talking, I was ready to rock but the session ended with nothing. I asked for a HJ, but then her tune totally changed, getting all legal and shit. I asked why all the suggestive talk in her ad, on the phone and in person. She gave me a bunch of lame excuses. This woman is slick as shit, fellas. I was thinking of not paying her and running out to see what would happen, then relented, gave her the fee and left. Had I known better, I would have refused to pay, created a scene and stormed out.

I originally didn't want to post this, but WTF. Thought it might save some poor monger some coin. If we can collectively do some damage to her bank account, then it's worth it.

AVOID this bytch!

I've long had a policy of avoiding anyone who uses any kind of yogic, new-age, Native American or whatever keywords in their ads: tantra,"healing energy", etc, because I always assume it's going to be some kind of feminist Wiccan or Leftist divorcee or something.

O.

[Niteluvr]

Please make all efforts to avoid this castiron bytch: http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...thena/11788100

Thought I'd try something different so I made an appointment to see Athena to try her Tantra thing. First of all, notice all the suggestive words in the ad? I don't need help getting a boner or anything, but was curious to see how this Tantra shit worked. Got to her place, which is in an old, converted house on Spring Street. She works in a room on the second floor in the back, decorated like some kind of hippy sub-culture theme. She was pleasant as hell at first, answering my questions about what she would do during the session; however, she made no direct references to actual fucking or a HJ. She's very articulate and chooses her words carefully. She had me fill out a disclaimer form, which I did with false info. Stupid me, I failed to read the very last line, which said something like, "All services are non-sexual." Big mistake as I would have walked at that point had I read those words. Fee was $170 for 1. 5 hours. She did not ask for it upfront. Cool so far.

Straddled the massage table nekkid, she said she had to remove her shirt to "get more comfortable," then she straddled the table opposite of me. She had removed one tight shirt but still had her bra on along with a loose, shawl-like top. She then went into this "Tantra" routine of talking softly with light touches on my face, arms, chest, legs, everywhere except Mr. Johnson. Did that several minutes with breathing exercises intertwined. Then she had me lie down on my stomach and gave me a good massage on my backside, all the while talking softly, telling me to breathe in and out, etc.

On the flip, more of the same routine. With her touch and talking, I was ready to rock but the session ended with nothing. I asked for a HJ, but then her tune totally changed, getting all legal and shit. I asked why all the suggestive talk in her ad, on the phone and in person. She gave me a bunch of lame excuses. This woman is slick as shit, fellas. I was thinking of not paying her and running out to see what would happen, then relented, gave her the fee and left. Had I known better, I would have refused to pay, created a scene and stormed out.

I originally didn't want to post this, but WTF. Thought it might save some poor monger some coin. If we can collectively do some damage to her bank account, then it's worth it.

AVOID this bytch!

[Atl Guy]

Seen ads for a week or so on a new petite blond that has my little heads attention. Nina with a 205 number.

Google'd the number and got nothing but her BP ads and Tineye'd the pic but came up empty. Talked to her briefly but she would not share any details.

Anyone have any scoop?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ht-34/11783052

Not sure if I should throw the dice on this one or stick with a for sure like Holly or Taylor.

Pass the dice, new shooter cumming out.

I've seen this girl before. She is in Tampa and her name isn't Nina. Do a search for Kylie on Tampa Backpage. BTW, she is worth it if you ever make to Tampa!

[Bobbyj29]

Okay Ned how did she deduce you were the guy asking for info? You got to git with the program and deny, deny, deny, everything with these girls.

Unless his monger name (we all have those right) is Ned, then it'd be pretty easy to put 2 & 2 together.

[NuGuy36]

Just so you guys know, I never did see this girl. Even though my better judgement was telling me not to, I actually was planning to text her around noon that day to set something up. Well. She texted me first thanks to some A-hole. Some white knight on this board told her we were talking about her here. Probably in hopes of getting a pretty girl to be nice to him. Damn!

Anyway, she got real bitchy, real fast. I still would love to do her just because she is real cute to me. But I can't handle the attitude and I doubt she would see me now anyway. If one of you do go see her let me know. For what it's worth, she may be a * and annoying but I am pretty sure she is the real girl in the pics.

Okay Ned how did she deduce you were the guy asking for info? You got to git with the program and deny, deny, deny, everything with these girls.

[Svtcobra]

Some white knight on this board told her we were talking about her here. Probably in hopes of getting a pretty girl to be nice to him. Damn!

LOL someone always going to save a hoe.

[Nedster]

Just so you guys know, I never did see this girl. Even though my better judgement was telling me not to, I actually was planning to text her around noon that day to set something up. Well. She texted me first thanks to some A-hole. Some white knight on this board told her we were talking about her here. Probably in hopes of getting a pretty girl to be nice to him. Damn!

Anyway, she got real bitchy, real fast. I still would love to do her just because she is real cute to me. But I can't handle the attitude and I doubt she would see me now anyway. If one of you do go see her let me know. For what it's worth, she may be a ***** and annoying but I am pretty sure she is the real girl in the pics.

Hey guys,

I know I've been out of the game a little while and haven't posted a report in a while either, but life has straightened out a little bit so I'm hoping to get back into the swing of things quickly. Anyone seen this so-called KSU student?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ak-19/11788809

If she is real, I am very excited about meeting her and writing a report for yall.

[Niteluvr]

Leave Holly and Taylor to me. I love them both!

Any intel on either of them?

[MrPhantom]

I lucked out and found a good one; figures I would share my findings. Not sure if all the pics in the ad are her, but they are a good representative of her body type. Overall performance 8, cute face 7, body 8. She's rather short, I would put her at around 5' even. Small B cups, and a nice plump ass. I did the quick for 60, she says 80 when you first call, but I'm sure you can talk her down. YMMV. Went to a modest hotel near the airport, and she stayed on the phone directing me to her room. When I enter her room she was buck ass naked, and that ass was sticking out! A little chit chat, and the fun began. CBJ to get me ready. Then I had her in mish and piledriver that kitty, and then flipped her over and drilled her from the back. The girl knows how to throw it back. All you have to do is grab her by the waist, and enjoy the ride. I paid for 15 minutes, but stayed for 25 or so. She didn't rush me or watched the clock at all, I guess she was feeling and enjoying the dick too much to stop me after my time was up. Again YMMV. The kitty wasn't the freshest since I could smell that rubber odor after awhile. Her pussy was loose and wasn't the tightest, but she took the dick like a champ. Anyways, overall her service was good so she will be the 2nd girl on my list for the airport area (1st is Syncere).

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-20/8314372

[Gordonne]

Seen ads for a week or so on a new petite blond that has my little heads attention. Nina with a 205 number.

Google'd the number and got nothing but her BP ads and Tineye'd the pic but came up empty. Talked to her briefly but she would not share any details.

Anyone have any scoop?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ht-34/11783052

Not sure if I should throw the dice on this one or stick with a for sure like Holly or Taylor.

Pass the dice, new shooter cumming out.

Leave Holly and Taylor to me. I love them both!