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**Iamindyjo** · 03-18-12 19:12

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

Recently saw Teresa, who's been a friend now for three-plus years. She recently had her breasts reduced and lost some weight (by jogging of all things) because she felt she needed the bottom to match her new top. Dear Teresa – your body was flawless and didn't need any work.

But now, fellas, she has body of a teenager. She texted me while I was on my way to tell me just to walk on in because she would be in bed naked watching a porno, which was true. When I first saw her, laying in bed with no clothes watching a brunette (I didn't recognize the female porn actress) getting a yogurt necklace from Randy Spears, she didn't even look like Teresa. She looks like a cross between (pornstars) Allysin Chains and Bree Olsen. G-dammit she's hot! Anyway, we started out at 69 before I had to tend to her loins without the BJ because I was about to explode. We then moved to RCG, then doggie, then mish before I tried to repeat what the aforementioned Mr. Spears was doing. Um, there was hot yogurt everywhere.

She looked up at the TV when we were done (she has like a 40-inch flatscreen in her bedroom) and said "Look, there's Jill Kelly," who also was in the movie. I replied "I didn't even know the TV was still on." That's how hot the session was. In some scientific way, the breast-reduction surgery (hats off to the surgeon BTW) and the jogging has transformed Miss T into a teenager again. It was as if we went back in time (except for my old a$$) and I was doing the hot high school cheerleader again. I will be back at her place soon. Porno optional.

BFDeal.

I here so many good things about Teresa, I would like to meet her soon.

**Lion7170** · 03-16-12 12:59

Originally Posted by Liketo [View Original Post]

I know she fly's low under the radar but have not seen anything on her in a real long time.

Betty retired to civilian life. Strange post since you have only one other post here and she was extremely UTR in the past. So if you are LE, you can look elsewhere.

**LiketoLance** · 03-15-12 07:27

I know she fly's low under the radar but have not seen anything on her in a real long time.

**BFDeal** · 03-13-12 17:18

Recently saw Teresa, who's been a friend now for three-plus years. She recently had her breasts reduced and lost some weight (by jogging of all things) because she felt she needed the bottom to match her new top. Dear Teresa – your body was flawless and didn't need any work.

But now, fellas, she has body of a teenager. She texted me while I was on my way to tell me just to walk on in because she would be in bed naked watching a porno, which was true. When I first saw her, laying in bed with no clothes watching a brunette (I didn't recognize the female porn actress) getting a yogurt necklace from Randy Spears, she didn't even look like Teresa. She looks like a cross between (pornstars) Allysin Chains and Bree Olsen. G-dammit she's hot! Anyway, we started out at 69 before I had to tend to her loins without the BJ because I was about to explode. We then moved to RCG, then doggie, then mish before I tried to repeat what the aforementioned Mr. Spears was doing. Um, there was hot yogurt everywhere.

She looked up at the TV when we were done (she has like a 40-inch flatscreen in her bedroom) and said "Look, there's Jill Kelly," who also was in the movie. I replied "I didn't even know the TV was still on." That's how hot the session was. In some scientific way, the breast-reduction surgery (hats off to the surgeon BTW) and the jogging has transformed Miss T into a teenager again. It was as if we went back in time (except for my old a$$) and I was doing the hot high school cheerleader again. I will be back at her place soon. Porno optional.

BFDeal.

Originally Posted by Du3777 [View Original Post]

I know I am breaking the rules on posting about highly posted provider but I saw Teresa for the first time since she had her breast reduction. I always liked her big tits but I must say her natual tits are nice and teenish type perky. I normally go with the Mistress Teresa type activities, but yesterday was more on the normal side. (almost) I had just about forgotten how awesome her tight round ass looks rocking back and forth on me from the reverse cowgirl angle and not to mention a vaction to the Mediterranean Greek Ilse's.

Have fun and be safe

**Du3777** · 03-07-12 04:39

I know I am breaking the rules on posting about highly posted provider but I saw Teresa for the first time since she had her breast reduction. I always liked her big tits but I must say her natual tits are nice and teenish type perky. I normally go with the Mistress Teresa type activities, but yesterday was more on the normal side. (almost) I had just about forgotten how awesome her tight round ass looks rocking back and forth on me from the reverse cowgirl angle and not to mention a vaction to the Mediterranean Greek Ilse's.

Have fun and be safe,

**Varoom** · 03-04-12 19:08

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back.

I akst her how do my dic-tate."

She then said I was both offensive and racist. I don't think she thought it was funny.

BFDeal

BFD,

As long as you've been mongering, one would have thought that you would have sprung this joke on her 'AFTER' she could have told you how 'YOUR dic-tate'.

Some of these gals just have no sense of humor. Seeings how it is nearly baseball season, so glad that you could call in a pinchhitter on the fly.

Cheers, V

**Mikehammerindy** · 03-04-12 18:20

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal

You're funny BF, too funny. FOS as usual.

**BFDeal** · 03-02-12 17:46

Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal

**Lion7170** · 03-02-12 08:18

I have just heard from an long lost friend. Vedra / Heidi. She is looking to get back in to the hobby. This isn't a review in that I haven't visited her recently. To those seniors interested PM for the 411.

**Lion7170** · 03-02-12 08:16

Oh, one, touching one, reaching out.

Touching me, touching you.

Oh, sweet Caroline.

Good times never seem so good.

Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would.

Sweet Caroline was just in town visiting from Central Illinois. I had to copy Ilapp by using song lyrics. She is usually on GBN and describes herself accurately. Those who know my so called type would think that she would not have usually been on my radar. I have to say I need to expand my thinking. Great girl with exceptional talents. Her first visit was not a great success but maybe next one will be. I will repeat.

**TwiztidJ** · 03-02-12 03:13

Hey guys,

I met up with Melissa earlier today. I can see why she is so highly thought around here. I will definately be visiting her again soon.

**Ilapp** · 02-29-12 16:46

I know right, something different here these days. But don't get too excited just yet.

Pink, it's my new obsession.

Pink it's not even a question.

Pink, it's the color of passion.

Pink, it was love at first sight.

Pink, get's me high as a kite.

Yeah, I want to be your lover.

Yeah, Pink, is now my favorite crayon.

Sorry, couldn't help myself, and if you happen to seek your fun somewhere besides in the backpages, you will know who this refers to without me having to post a link. I used to think that Latin lovers were the way to go, but I apparently was a couple of letters of the alphabet short. I should have been saying Latvian lovers. My apologies to ASCAP for stealing lyrics without a license, but at least I did not steal them all nor in order.

**Mikehammerindy** · 02-27-12 20:45

Originally Posted by Ape Man [View Original Post]

You must have wore her out. She told me she got rear ended and had to go to the hospital. Seriously.

Might explain why she's been slow to answer emails. FTR, *I* didn't rear end her, if that's what you're thinking, though hers is a very nice rear end. Honestly, the way people drive around here, it wouldn't surprise me.

**Getmesometoday** · 02-27-12 15:30

Had a visit with Carlee last week. Very easy setup, the standard 2 phone call, and she met me at the door. She was extremely nice and very accommodating. Her oral skills were so good that I didn't care about the rest of the session. I would recommend her and I plan on seeing her again.

**Funluvr** · 02-27-12 09:28

I had the opportunity to visit Teresa this morning to start my week off right. As always, I left with a big smile as this sweetheart always takes her time to make sure an old guy is a happy old guy.

If you haven't seen her in a while, Run don't walk to the phone and get in touch with her.