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**Bunker Buster** · 03-11-12 18:01

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure if you recall some of my previous posts about being out at unusual times. Unfortunately due to my schedule I am often mongering around 6am on Saturday or Sunday mornings. Options are extremely limited at that time. I won't just see any girl, but if she answers and seems ok I will check her out. If a girl isn't rude or lazy it is good enough for me. Given the limited options around that time of course.

I can sometimes get out at a better time, and when I do I am picky and make sure I get a good bargain or better service. Sadly it is not often I am out at times I can do that.

If you (or anyone else) knows of a good consistent provider that is available at 6-7am on Sat and Sun mornings, let me know. I have yet to find one.

6 am is a pretty dead time. I usually find options drying up 3-4 hours earlier. Under your circumstances, $ for a decent experience beats spending another 2 hours on the phone looking for the elusive perfect deal.

**Foxfax** · 03-11-12 14:38

I tried to see her today, and managed to make it all the way to her hotel before she flaked out on me. Things were going fine, and then when I got to the parking lot, I was told her roommate was in the shower and she doesn't like strangers in the room when she's showering. I didn't question it, but that sure sounded like a weird excuse for this business. In any case, she asked me to give her a second, and she would call right back. Suffice it to say she never called, and when I called back 15 minutes later, the call went straight to voicemail (I'm guessing she blocked my number). I wound up going to a local AMP where I've never been disappointed, so the trip wasn't a total loss.

Originally Posted by Utwogood [View Original Post]

Went to see Alyvia. I met this Cali girl in Springfield but I think she'll be working out of Alexandria soon. Typical two-call system; she had me wait because she was just checking in, but not long. She never gave me the room, but chose to have me call when I got to the right floor of the hotel. Here is her ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-dy-20/7246572

Overall had a good time with her with a few drawbacks. The good: Her pics are spot-on accurate, but she looks much younger and better than the pics would indicate. As far as looks go, you can't do much better from BP. Alyvia is very attractive with an hour glass figure, nice curves and butt. She is a mix of Native American and Filipino, so she basically looks latina. She has a very pretty, yet slutty look. We talked a bit-she has ties to this area, so I assume she'll be back over time. She quoted me $.4 for 30 over the phone but changed it to $.3 for 30 in person, so I guess you'll have to call for the latest.

The okay: She is NOT GFE. She has rules like no kissing unless. 4 extra (too bad because she has a yummy body) , some finger roaming allowed but no inners. Kitty gives a decent squeeze. She did a lot of moaning and "oh yeah, baby's" during CBJ and doggy, which I am not a fan of if it's not sincere. And she also seemed to rush a little towards the end (I never go over my time). I don't like when chicks ask me if I came yet. I attribute much of this to her age and that she doesn't know any better. After the session, more chit-chat, she's a nice girl. She did say that half the guys that called her have been flakers, so. I'd see her again; reasonable rates for a attractive girl.

**Guitarman1** · 03-11-12 08:09

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

For $, even a quickie should be GFE, or close to it. For unenthusiastic, non-GFE quickies, there are plenty of options at 60. On the middle ground of, GFE can still be found, which is why I think you should raise your expectations at the $ price point.

I'm not sure if you recall some of my previous posts about being out at unusual times. Unfortunately due to my schedule I am often mongering around 6am on Saturday or Sunday mornings. Options are extremely limited at that time. I won't just see any girl, but if she answers and seems ok I will check her out. If a girl isn't rude or lazy it is good enough for me. Given the limited options around that time of course.

I can sometimes get out at a better time, and when I do I am picky and make sure I get a good bargain or better service. Sadly it is not often I am out at times I can do that.

If you (or anyone else) knows of a good consistent provider that is available at 6-7am on Sat and Sun mornings, let me know. I have yet to find one.

**Guitarman1** · 03-11-12 07:58

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

GMan.

Are you sure you booked with Kayla? This is not the Kayla I experienced. She was aloof, disinterested, and only penetration for 7-10 minutes was acceptable. She gave me an uninspired CBJ that reversed my horny. I went more limp after witnessing the attitude. She got me back ready with a HJ and put the same cover back on. As soon as I entered her mish style she asked "You going to cum?" I hate that stuff. If you're going to be lousy, just be lousy. Don't offend me too. You've already got my money at full price because I thought you were hot!

But as I acquiesce, this is a YMMV hobby!

Yeah I am sure. I always try to be really nice and friendly to the ladies, so that usually helps (not always though). I wouldn't repeat unless it were the right circumstances (ie. She is the only one who answers the phone again).

**Bunker Buster** · 03-10-12 21:45

I answered an ad on CL for a girl seeking a sugar daddy, and she replied that her name was Kymm, she was at an Alexandria hotel for the weekend, and needed a suga daddi to help her pay her bills. Said we could meet if I "had 100 or better."

Googled the number in the ad. 571-275-3945 and came up with a Backpage ad for Mz Babi in Google cache, offering an 80 special.

I called and was disconnected right away. Same thing on the next call. Got a text saying "missed your call," so I called a few more times. She answered, I asked if it was Kymm, she said yes. I said I was calling to talk about getting together, and she asked "what?" I said,"I'm calling to meet you" and she hung up.

I sent a text asking if she was the one who sent me an email, and she said it was, then I asked why she hung up. She said her sister was with her, and her business was her own. No "can I call you back," just click.

Called again, and found that having a conversation of any kind with this brain-dead crackhead was impossible. I asked how long of a session she does, and she asked me what it said in the ad. I replied that she had two different ads, and neither of them said anything about time. She said "oh yeah" then five seconds later, hung up.

Then I got a text from her saying that I ask too many questions.

Just found her BP ad showing rates and time, and also got a look at her big pictures. Ugh. Even if she hadn't been a rude idiot, I'd pass on this, even at 40.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...als-21/6178170

**Hugh Jardon** · 03-10-12 20:34

Originally Posted by Choboman [View Original Post]

Ashleigh's in the area for the next week or so (usually in Baltimore).

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...igh-24/5858073

She get's my recommendation. Girl has a very GFE feel, with lots of enthusiastic french kissing, etc. Cute face and really nice body. 5'6" 120 pounds. Pics on BP are accurate.

Ashleigh is as good as it gets.

**Hugh Jardon** · 03-10-12 20:33

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

GMan.

Are you sure you booked with Kayla? This is not the Kayla I experienced. She was aloof, disinterested, and only penetration for 7-10 minutes was acceptable. She gave me an uninspired CBJ that reversed my horny. I went more limp after witnessing the attitude. She got me back ready with a HJ and put the same cover back on. As soon as I entered her mish style she asked "You going to cum?" I hate that stuff. If you're going to be lousy, just be lousy. Don't offend me too. You've already got my money at full price because I thought you were hot!

But as I acquiesce, this is a YMMV hobby!

I have seen her before as "Amber". There's lots better out there. Here's my review:

I thought she looked a little bottom heavy in her pics and too made up. In person,"Amber" was a bit bottom heavy, but not made up. I think it's her in the pics. She's okay looking, not unpleasant, but not a stellar perfomer. She does what's required and not much else. Recommend? If you're horned up and no one else will answer the phone. Repeat? Nyet.

**Choboman** · 03-10-12 15:47

Ashleigh's in the area for the next week or so (usually in Baltimore).

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...igh-24/5858073

She get's my recommendation. Girl has a very GFE feel, with lots of enthusiastic french kissing, etc. Cute face and really nice body. 5'6" 120 pounds. Pics on BP are accurate.

**Foxfax** · 03-10-12 14:35

Been out of the area for awhile, and saw these ads on my return:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...tie-23/7274296

Kimmy: 347-737-1482.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ick-23/7291744

Courtney: 480-522-0918.

They were posted 3 minutes apart. Both girls are short, sweet and petite Russians (the words are in the same order in each ad). Both are 5' 3".120 lbs. 23 years old. Both girls are in Northern Virginia, Fairfax (exact same spelling in the ad). Both have blond hair and hazel eyes (OK, Kimmy has brownish blond hair).

The only difference is Kimmy's pics get all sorts of hits on Tineye:

http://www.tineye.com/search/14c2f44...2bceb2d9e3823/

Courtney's don't. Courtney's pics do link to other ads she's posted in different areas (out of state) , which show other pics as well as the ones in her current ad.

Interestingly, Courtney's ad advertises her photos as 100% real, Kimmy's ad doesn't. Couldn't find any reviews on either one.

My guess is Courtney is real, and Kimmy is her "alter ego". I'm still undecided about seeing her (Courtney, that is) , but will let folks know if I do.

**A John** · 03-10-12 13:38

Originally Posted by Mongeroose [View Original Post]

Hope she returns soon.

Sometime the week of March 15th.

**Pizzlepro02** · 03-10-12 13:01

Nurbird / Amber / whatever your real name is:

If you're going to post a fake review, at least make it sound like a MAN wrote it! And BTW, the multiple Google Image hits on the pics are a dead giveaway as well.

Might as well do us real members a favor & delete your account.

Pizz.

Originally Posted by Nurbird [View Original Post]

In an attempt at full disclosure, this report is being posted with some delay. I became acquainted with Amber some weeks back while traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. Outgoing with a fun streak, Amber made it simple for me to relax and find my comfort place. Having settled on the formalities, we actually sat around and watched a little t. V. As she listened to some tunes, Amber would continuously scratch out artist and song titles so she could add to her music library at a later time. Her listening preferences are quite diverse, pop, country, R&B, rap and hip hop. I couldn't help but appreciate it being a closet musician myself, albeit one that is not very talented.

It was apparent to me that she is well seasoned. She splashes around the charm, but the defense mechanisms tend to come out showing off a harder edge. Addressing the measurables, Amber does carry some extra pounds, which may be quite appealing to the guys out there that seek large breasts and big butts. Though a bit mechanical as she prepped me, she is quite good at what she does. Although hesitant, the menu does include Greek.

I believe Amber travels quite frequently between Richmond, Fredericksburg and NoVA. She also mentioned a pending trip to Chicago and South Florida. Those that travel know that life on the road is not easy. Be mindful that we may sometimes catch these ladies during some lows. Overall, I had a good experience. I enjoyed the banter and left happy.

http://fredericksburg.backpage.com/F...ics-29/6800637

**Mongeroose** · 03-10-12 09:08

Just wanted to add a belated recommendation for Brenda. BBBJCIM was divine. $1. 4 damage. Nice personality. Upscale express location. Hope she returns soon.

**Bunker Buster** · 03-10-12 03:49

She has a new phone number, probably to run from bad reviews. Ad claims she's a "top notch pleaser." Bottom-shelf bummer with a stretched-out box is more like it.

If these lousy girls don't get any business, maybe they'll stop coming, or at least lower their rates to their true market value. In Aurora's case, I wouldn't pay more than 50.

My review from December.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1346056

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ser-25/5263066

617-229-8095

**Nurbird** · 03-08-12 21:23

In an attempt at full disclosure, this report is being posted with some delay. I became acquainted with Amber some weeks back while traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. Outgoing with a fun streak, Amber made it simple for me to relax and find my comfort place. Having settled on the formalities, we actually sat around and watched a little t. V. As she listened to some tunes, Amber would continuously scratch out artist and song titles so she could add to her music library at a later time. Her listening preferences are quite diverse, pop, country, R&B, rap and hip hop. I couldn't help but appreciate it being a closet musician myself, albeit one that is not very talented.

It was apparent to me that she is well seasoned. She splashes around the charm, but the defense mechanisms tend to come out showing off a harder edge. Addressing the measurables, Amber does carry some extra pounds, which may be quite appealing to the guys out there that seek large breasts and big butts. Though a bit mechanical as she prepped me, she is quite good at what she does. Although hesitant, the menu does include Greek.

I believe Amber travels quite frequently between Richmond, Fredericksburg and NoVA. She also mentioned a pending trip to Chicago and South Florida. Those that travel know that life on the road is not easy. Be mindful that we may sometimes catch these ladies during some lows. Overall, I had a good experience. I enjoyed the banter and left happy.

http://fredericksburg.backpage.com/F...ics-29/6800637

**Warlock01** · 03-08-12 15:52

Saw her this morning and she tore me up! She acted like a long lost lover and couldn't get enough. We went WAY over time and she was completely cool. I gave her an extra. 40. She is here for about 10 days.