Massage Parlor Reports

**Nuttinclever** · 03-07-12 17:25

I am brand new to the forum. I have been a massage hobbiest for several years in another state. I want to show good will to the vets by posting some reports on a few of the independent providers I have seen so far in nova and moco.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...nce-22/5724295

I saw this one (Yana the brunnette). Kind of run down apartment in Arlington, but nothing to discourage anyone. Pic is relatively accurate, decent massage and typical nova finish. Touching allowed but no kitty. I'd go back but try the blonde Anastasia nxt time.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...nce-22/5724295

Julia: This is a probably the cutest chick I have gotten a massage from in a very long time. Pic not real but a very attractive Russian brunette. .7 for one hour. Gives great massage in Silver Spring, only problem is no extras as of yet. I have been twice and she kept me covered the whole time. I will go back again and push the issue a little more nxt time. She does do some "accidental" touches but nothing more. I'd be curious to see if anyone else has seen her?

http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/wash...dc_massage.htm

Saw Linda right before Christmas. Pic not real of course, but surprisingly accurate. Hot Russian girl in private condo in Arlington. 2 call system and she gives you the code to get into the main lobby. Again, nice massage, clean private environment, typical finish with touching, again no kitty play. $$ per hr, so a little pricey.

As you can tell I am into white girls, especially the russians, so any recommendations would be appreciated.

**Sordo Scribe** · 03-06-12 19:58

Originally Posted by Obx1824 [View Original Post]

Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off!

When I go in, some ladies love to interact, but most of the time I lie on the table, tune out the world, and soon I am done. Still have my ears to hold my glasses in place.

**Alpha D** · 03-05-12 23:27

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.

Dude looks like a lady.

**Bunker Buster** · 03-05-12 22:19

Originally Posted by StartingOver [View Original Post]

When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse!

Last time someone posted a review of her, she came on here threatening and haranguing everyone.

She has some good reviews on the oThER board; I wonder if she harassed guys into posting them.

**Roamin Roman** · 03-05-12 22:18

Originally Posted by StartingOver [View Original Post]

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years!

Assuming that you're sincere, this is an ill-advised suggestion since it constitutes illegal harrassment and, possibly, conspiracy to commit harrassment. The best payback, if she has given lousy service, is simply to post a straightforward, bruatlly honest review (with a photo, if possible) and warn others not to patronize her. The bad review will be sufficient to deprive her of many customers from this forum and perhaps other forums, as well. Just keep everything above-board and to-the-point. No harrassment is necessary, tempting as it might be.

RR

**StartingOver** · 03-05-12 17:28

Originally Posted by Galaxyman12 [View Original Post]

Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man

When this witch gets wind you posted a review she will harrass you via text messages and threaten all kinds of terrible actions! Also, when I saw her she let her child peek in while the massage was in progress! This witch should be locked up and her child should be taken from her!

I suggest everyone phone her and return the harrassment she has givein others over the years! She is a terrible witch and deserves all the worse!

**Galaxyman12** · 03-05-12 10:06

Recently visited this independent provider located in Woodbridge. She works out of her townhouse. Not at all attractive. Uses scented oils that take a least 3 showers to get rid of that smell. Too many rules. If you looking for a good massage with nothing else. Pay the. 80 and go for it. My first and last time. Happy mongering.

G-man

**Obx1824** · 03-03-12 15:28

Went to visit the BP advertiser offering Nuru massage in Sterling. Arrived to a townhouse community in a safe / nice neighborhood. Parked right in front of her home. I ring the bell and she lets me in. First impression was she is a bbw, face is not that good. I like bbw's so that was a plus for me. She is definitely a horder with lots of random stuff piled in different parts of the house. She leads me upstairs where there is a air mattress on a bed. She asks me to get ready while she warms up the nuru gel. She does the massage, shower afterwards. No upsell, everything was just as advertised. If you don't mind bbw's I would say its definitely worth a try. I don't know if I would go back though as I live in montgomery county and it was a 45 minute drive. More details available via private message from senior members. Damage = $155 Massage = 10 (I love that slippery stuff) Provider looks = 5 (probably a 1 if you don't like bbws). Also if you don't like a woman that talks, don't go, she will talk your ear off! Happy hunting

**Toto728** · 03-03-12 11:54

Old lurker. New poster. Any advice is welcome. It's not like I'm a complete newbie, but this reporting thing is kinda new. Just trying to share.

FYI, my expertise tends to be K places. Went to ATMB yesterday. Got Jxxx who's been here for about a week. Face like a prune (Is it me or they are all getting older lately? Not just old, but older) She did have lovely and silky skin like most providers though.

Anyway, decent massage with a standard NOVA finish: 6/10.

Play well and be nice.

**Volvos40** · 03-03-12 06:47

Hey Mjizzle- Take your add away from here, no-one is buying it. Maybe try a hotdog stand down on the mall.

Originally Posted by Mjizzle0425 [View Original Post]

Red Pillow Massage.

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

I went to this place the other day and it was pretty good, They do have very attractive girls there and are very punctual and professional. I had a very good time and the girls were young and in college.

I would recommend this place to other people. I first thought it was a red flag but it is a legit company and they are new to this area.

The rates are good as well and massages are nice, I would recommend it over blue gems because of the prices of rates.

**Volvos40** · 03-03-12 06:42

Papaya is back, now called Spa Rasberry. Haven't been there, since I had too many whiny, bad experiances with the k-AMPs lately.

**Zeebo123** · 03-03-12 01:02

Was in a hurry today, lotsa rain and didn't have a vehicle. Big mistake. Went to G and G in vienna. 3 spas within walking distance

Kim was very short. Gave a decent table shower. Lots of crack washing. Did some back walking then gave a decent massage except for the fingernails until the flip.

Gave me a whisper in the ear about what is not included and, having RTFF I was willing to pay the R&T frieght.8 for the house (a little steep) and from what I had seen elsewhere, .4 tip for minimal service. She complain that it should be. 6 so I asked if she wanted me to take it back. Didn't think so.

TOFFT. Probably not the first who did for GnG but I like Table showers, what can I say. Just an R&T shop with whiny service. (to be fair she did walk on my back and give a decent massage but that s not what htis forum if for and'est pas?)

**Bunker Buster** · 03-02-12 21:54

Originally Posted by StringFellow [View Original Post]

Decided to TOFTT today. Fake pictures on BP. Only one attendant in the rather small place. She looked dark with plenty of tatoos. No TS and No roaming allowed. The massage was ok with no nova finish. Price was $.20hr. Although there was a clock in the room, she set the timer on her IPhone. I will not repeat but, YMMV.

As Deuce points out, we just had an extended discussion about this clip joint THIS WEEK. In fact, Deuce himself called out THREE DAYS AGO that this was the notorious Spa Tao under a new name.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392660

It's one thing not to read back 50 pages, or do a bunch of research, but the warning about this place was at the top of Page 2!

Please, do yourself a favor and READ, READ, READ. Put phone numbers into Google, check pix online. We want you to do better, and to have a good time, but you have to do the groundwork. If you continue showing us that you're making the effort, we'll give you feedback and steer you as you go along, but you have to take advantage of the resources and information so many contributors have already put at your fingertips.

Have a cup of coffee, lick your wounds, then get to work.

**Norm Leone** · 03-02-12 21:20

Originally Posted by Ycwinva [View Original Post]

If you are regular enough at any for them to trust that you will keep an appointment, I have found that you can call and schedule quite early.

At some, the ladies are already there, they just have to wake up a little earlier to answer the door.

I seem to recall that you used to visit G-Accupressure. Although it has no TS and a very very limited menu, it is one in particular that I know will schedule as early as 8:00 if you call Mary ahead of time.

Unforunately at G-Accupressure, a massage is just a massage. I am looking for extras.

**AKFourtySeven** · 03-02-12 10:26

I went into HWC a few times before the 10am opening. Usually between 9 and 10. I never tried that at other places. Give 'them a call and see if they will take you early.