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[Sd1619]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

Uh, I'm gagging just thinking about it. Gross is an understatement. Talk about being horny. Hope you bathed in disinfectant. There are some serious diseases you can get from shit.

Ugh. Nasty.

[Ak502]

Hello gentlemen,

I'll be visiting your neck of the woods this week on business and would appreciate a steer in the rightb direction for fun.

I'm looking for someone well reviewed and reliable and since I'm travelling, and am unfamiliar with the area, I'll have limited access to transportation, so a provider that does outcalls or is a close cab ride is preferred. I'll be in the Del Mar area.

If you can help an out of state brother it would be much appreciated, I'll certainly return the favor if you come up north! Please pm me!

Stay safe and watch your six,

Ak502

[Member #2041]

I sure WISH I knew. But like you, I would wait for a review before taking the plunge with that one. But DAYUM, if those photos are of a real legit girl who's available in San Diego, I would go bankrupt in short order.

Has anybody seen this girl.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...le-20/9911613?

She looks TGTBT.

She doesn't have any reviews that I can find.

[Member #2041]

LOL, that's an adventure you won't soon forget. Dam, I hate when that happens. I guess DATY was out of the question? Good luck on your next adventure.

Well it depends. I know a guy with a fudge fetish who would kill for this. Not my cup of warm chocolate, though.

[SanDiego2011]

Has anybody seen this girl http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...le-20/9911613?

She looks TGTBT.

She doesn't have any reviews that I can find.

[SanDiego2011]

Dkalis, that is some truly fucked up and hilarious ass shit!

[Bwetfan]

Hey Dkalis, remember, we're laughing with you not at you and you can look at this adventure this way. Some guys actually pay girls for this fetish. Such as, have the girl shit on them. You got a freebie, LOL.

Trike

If he would have fucked her up the ass, there would have been santorum everywhere.

[Trike]

I'll never look at a girls ass the same again.

Hey Dkalis, remember, we're laughing with you not at you and you can look at this adventure this way. Some guys actually pay girls for this fetish. Such as, have the girl shit on them. You got a freebie, LOL.

Trike

[The Tall Man]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

I am literally laughing my ass off! That is the most fucking thing I have heard in a loooong time! I have had some smelly ass and pussy in my time but NOTHING close to your ordeal. OUCH!

The Tall Man

[Trike]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

LOL, that's an adventure you won't soon forget. Dam, I hate when that happens. I guess DATY was out of the question? Good luck on your next adventure.

[Joe Coodidge]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

Wow, that is nasty. Not sure if I could have kept going. Thanks for the warning.

Joe

[Clicker619]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

That is pretty disgusting. You're some trooper for sticking around. I'm guessing those were some strong sleeping pills to get her to lose control like that or her method of trying to get you to end the session early.

[Dkalis]

I'll never look at a girls ass the same again.

[Solidus]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783

Jesus, that is the worst scenario that I can think of right now. Thanks for this warning. Wow.

[Dkalis]

First I don't usally post reviews because I'm lazy but I had to write one on this chick. Been seeing Erica on craiglist and now backpages decided to meet her last night. To say it was a mistake would be a understatement.

I called her up and she gave me good directions to her condo +1. Her condo is neat and homely +1. Her fee was only 140 +1. Upon entering I realized she looked droopy and she told me she had just taken some sleeping pills. 1. She seemed a little out of it but still seemed functional so we went down to business. She gave me a good CBJ and we started going in mish +2. After mish she turned over for doggy. I gently pushed my hands on her back and told her to arch her back when the bloody disgusting happened. Shit drops started coming out of her ass. At first it was the dried up stuff then fell the fresh brown stuff like she had just hoped off the toilet before I came and didn't bother to wipe. I was like WTF. Then the smell hit me. Hot ass and chicken. I almost puked on her back. 50. At this moment I was pretty disgusted but being a true horned dog I wanted my nut. I adverted my eyes to the ceiling pushed her ass cheeks together to try and smother the smell and more droppings from falling and banged away for about 10seconds before I nutted. After that I did a quick combat roll off bed and got dressed. Has I was quickly getting dressed I noticed like 5 droppings on her bed. This whole time I didn't even say anything to her she was oblivious to the fact.

I think I am scared for life and will never ever do this hobby again. I couldn't wait to get home and scrub my balls. Just say hell no gents.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleE...eal-27/7085783