Massage Parlor Reports

[Pinoboy]

Thanks for pointing out the obvious pinboy. Yes it was obvious after I continued reading. That's what I said. What's with the asshole treatment?

With all due respect, no you didn't say "it was obvious after I continued reading". You stated it took you forever to figure out the "code". That statement implies that you either didn't read the whole post, or that you did, but that it was still not obvious to you, at least not right away, that he was being literal when referring to candy. Wasn't trying to be an asshole though.

[Bez191]

As many of you know I am not an owner of this establishment, Lucky Dragon, but have been a big fan, until now. I went and had a dream about two weeks and drew an older gal who was a 3 on AMP scale at best. She gave nice massage (7) but didn't really appreciate my roaming hands like was usual there. She ran through massage and finished with TS and reluctantly I left happy despite many broken english promises not to tell boss because she needed her job. I apologize that I do not recall her name but I may have blocked it from memory. She did not wear the usual tennis outfit uniform. So went back a week later in hopes of shaking off the unfortunate streak. My million dollar gut was telling me it was not going to be so good but the little general was saying otherwise. Should have listened to the gut. I drew jennifer, older Asian lady who spoke broken english. Decent massage (7. 5) but covered me up and did the little flip the corner of the towel thing to get at glutes and again no love of roaming hands. TS at the end, with no attention to the boys. She even covered them up during TS (a first for me). So I popped a pup-tent with her face-cloth attempted cover and begged for some help. Nothing but pained look followed, hers first, then mine. She suggested self-help, which seemed like a necessary conclusion but then I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of my lack of satisfaction. So I denied her the pleasure of watching me. Then I taught her a lesson in the difference between a canoe and unsatisfied customer. Canoes will tip! She got as stiffed as I left. Thanks for nothing. Dog. Out!

A couple of days ago I had a bad experience here. Based on past post, it seems to be a good place, but for some reason my first visit was so-so at best.

The massage was a 7 out of 10, but the ending was self-serve. She told me that they were 100% legit. But the wire thing is that after I started while she looked at me, she started playing with the boys and allowed me to room every corner of her body.

Another thing was that I paid with my Credit Card and the receptionist committed an error and charged me 10 bucks for processing fee. When I clamed she did not know how to fix the problem and gave me a 10 discount to balance it out. When I told her the discount was a normal practice they do, she apologized and gave me two ten buck discount. She did not know how to fix her mishap.

I'm not sure if I'll got back.

[Member #6955]

This place has soooooo many bad reviews. I don't know why people keep trying. I don't even know how is still open.

Just stay away! You are better spending your cash at Wal-Mart, at least you will be able to see nice chicks with tight jeans.

Cheers.

In the sense of massage with hopes of a quick tug-then yes, it will have HORRIBLE reviews. You can't get any of the therapist to get near the boys. However, as far as a legit massage. I can't see why they'll get bad reviews. They obviously do really well- Every time I visit, I have to make an appointment. Else CoCo will be booked for the remainder of the evening.

Cheers

[Bez191]

So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html

This place has soooooo many bad reviews. I don't know why people keep trying. I don't even know how is still open.

Just stay away! You are better spending your cash at Wal-Mart, at least you will be able to see nice chicks with tight jeans.

Cheers.

[MoonlightBiker]

Should've been crystal clear after reading the remainder of the post. Now if he would've said "don't eat the candy at Far Orient" and left it at that, then I can understand how one would think he was referring to a different kind of "candy".

Thanks for pointing out the obvious pinboy. Yes it was obvious after I continued reading. That's what I said. What's with the asshole treatment?

[LawDog17]

As many of you know I am not an owner of this establishment, Lucky Dragon, but have been a big fan, until now. I went and had a dream about two weeks and drew an older gal who was a 3 on AMP scale at best. She gave nice massage (7) but didn't really appreciate my roaming hands like was usual there. She ran through massage and finished with TS and reluctantly I left happy despite many broken english promises not to tell boss because she needed her job. I apologize that I do not recall her name but I may have blocked it from memory. She did not wear the usual tennis outfit uniform. So went back a week later in hopes of shaking off the unfortunate streak. My million dollar gut was telling me it was not going to be so good but the little general was saying otherwise. Should have listened to the gut. I drew jennifer, older Asian lady who spoke broken english. Decent massage (7. 5) but covered me up and did the little flip the corner of the towel thing to get at glutes and again no love of roaming hands. TS at the end, with no attention to the boys. She even covered them up during TS (a first for me). So I popped a pup-tent with her face-cloth attempted cover and begged for some help. Nothing but pained look followed, hers first, then mine. She suggested self-help, which seemed like a necessary conclusion but then I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of my lack of satisfaction. So I denied her the pleasure of watching me. Then I taught her a lesson in the difference between a canoe and unsatisfied customer. Canoes will tip! She got as stiffed as I left. Thanks for nothing. Dog. Out!

[Jimhatz]

So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html

I had Anna twice about a yr ago. They were super busy with no therapist available and she did not want to lose the business and I was a regular. I than was able to get another one from her. Very nice and legit. Coco is her sister

And gives nice massage also as well as alice. There was one therapist back in the days that really clicked with me and I left happy with very little tip required. I use to see her almost every week.

[Penn1]

I used to visit someone really special at Lotus (She had been there quite some time) in Casselberry. I moved away a few years ago, now I see that an AMP has moved in. Anyone know where she went? I am coming into town and would like to see her again.

[Pinoboy]

LMAO, it took me forever to try and figure out the code for this one. Turns out, don't eat the candy means don't eat the candy. Who'd of guessed?

Thanks for the warning brother. And the laugh.

Should've been crystal clear after reading the remainder of the post. Now if he would've said "don't eat the candy at Far Orient" and left it at that, then I can understand how one would think he was referring to a different kind of "candy".

[Member #6955]

So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html

[MoonlightBiker]

Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT!

LMAO, it took me forever to try and figure out the code for this one. Turns out, don't eat the candy means don't eat the candy. Who'd of guessed?

Thanks for the warning brother. And the laugh.

[TheeeGentleman]

Kim sounds like allot of fun! Is full service available with her there? If so what's the damage? Where is this place located at? Thanks in advance for sharing if you can help me out!

Happy Hunting!

OP

NT is on Mills south of SR50. A favorite. I guessed I missed out as I was not offered FS by Kim. She is nice. Would recommend.

[JoanLuv]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Thank you Sweetie! What makes the difference is that we love what we do! I am sorry I being very hard to reach, but I am about to finish my associate and the school is in Fort Lauderdale! So imagine how hard its being lately. But this is my last week, witch I will be staying in fort Lauderdale, then will be back on track with my profesion. I am sooooo exited and can't wait to show my skills to all of you!

Xoxoxoxoxo Joan

[Member #6038]

Anyone try this new place advertised on BP (Miss May at 2400 Washington)? They say open 24 hours, and today $40. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT.

Also, has anyone had any better experience than mine (with the very big girl) at the new place on 192 next to Sunshine next to the mini golf?

Checked it out over the weekend. Two very nice older Chinese ladies giving massages. The shop itself is, of course, brand new so very clean and fresh. Massage was above average in quality. Nancy provided my massage. She speaks english well and has a nice personality. As noted she is older so I didn't push to see what's available as I wasn't interested. Left relaxed and happy. Won't go out of my way to return any time soon.

[Member #6955]

In town, and have been craving some Chinese Food.

Saw all the chatter about Kim. Haven't seen soooo many mixed reviews about a persons service in ages. So decided to finally dine in and see what the menu was like for myself!

First off, she has perfect english. No accent what so ever. She claims to be half Viet and half Chinese. I'm happy Kim was my attendant because after seeing Ayda, I was so turned off. Ayda is probably late 30's into early 40's.

Anyway, decided to have dinner for the hour. .7 entry massage was okay. Not much to talk about. She seems to only know how to do the Kneading technique which gets quite uncomfy after 5 minutes. But the massage gets better and much more intuitive once moving toward the lower back / upper leg region. Soft and sensual, just how I like it. With a hint of teasing. On the flip, full menu. Had a ball at the Y and enjoyed a full coarse.

Must say, she has the best pair of bolt on I've ever seen. And those nips. Mmmmm sooo good! I'd rank her one of the best in the Orlando area. Service was great, massage was ok.

She's prettier and has a nicer body than most of the ladies down the street at Far Orient. Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT! I went for a visit not to long ago and glanced over eat the candy jar in one of the rooms. There were two huge fucking roaches enjoying their candy desert! Those fuckers had to be the largest roaches I; ve ever seen! OMG.