Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 02-13-12 22:07

OK, took the plunge and went to see this nasty witch: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/2847739937.html

With all due respect, the previous poster was a little too kind. My shitty experience:

1. First, she is not the woman in the pic (we all know Asian providers never post a real pic).

2. Address is 3687 Shallowford Road, Wynchase Apartments, apartment B. Why did I post that? Because I don't give a shit. Read on.

3. Tina (ad says Tana) claims to be 31. That's a serious LOL. More like 40.

4. I got there and she gave me the wrong building number, one that did not exist, so I drove around the complex twice before she revealed the correct building number.

5. Finally got to the building and immediately noticed a Chinese dude walking out of the building. He pretended not to see me, but I stood at the entrance to the building to watch what he would do while he strolled to the end of the sidewalk. He turned around for a quick glance and I waved, like,"We both know our roles here, so why act like a dipshit?"

6. Went inside and Tina was pleasant at first although on the beauty scale she'd be a solid 4 at best. Not a typo.

7. No coin given at first, just got naked and she started with a typical lackluster massage, evident of a Chinese provider who is there for coin and fuck.

8. Her phone rang incessantly, with her "male friend / pimp" (dude I ran across outside) calling every 10 minutes. Annoying as shit.

9. On the flip, I motioned for BBBJ and CFS. No dice. She wanted everything covered. The CBJ was horrible. She could barely cover the head of my dick and bit down like a tourniquet. I imagined the top end of my shaft being kinked like a garden hose. At least it felt like that.

10. At this point, wanted to bust and leave. She wanted mish, so I did that and noticed an odor. Pulled junior out and the cover was loaded with blood. Not a little, mind you, loaded!

11. Changed covers and suggested doggy."No, you too big," was her response. She suggested a HJ. I told her she was a "**** to the nth power." Of course she didn't understand but she knew I was pissed.

12. Ripped off the second bloody cover, grabbed a few of her paper towels, wiped junior off as best I could, got dressed and headed for the door. On the way out she kept saying,"Tip! Tip!" I told her to go fuck herself and walked out, anticipating that pimp boy might be outside. He was but he didn't approach me.

If this isn't evidence enough to avoid this bytch, please read this post again. As always, YMMV.

**Niteluvr** · 02-13-12 21:34

Originally Posted by AsianLover [View Original Post]

I went to this place a couple of months ago. An average looking Chinese lady gave me a decent massage. Unfortunately, it was completely legit. I was draped the entire time and on the flip, there was no touching near the boys and no teasing.

AL

Thanks. It is indeed the same place I had in mind. I never actually got a massage there, just went in and noticed the obvious no frills environment and left.

**Niteluvr** · 02-13-12 21:32

Originally Posted by Amp Fme [View Original Post]

IDK. But no one there or at door this past weekend (yesterday.)

Sounds like they are gone for good. The only thing I can do is keep my eyes peeled for Lisa, the chubby half Korean. I gave her a few suggestions on where to show her wares if Nukoa closed but not sure if she took my advice.

**Amp Fme** · 02-13-12 15:33

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

That sounds correct. Lisa had mentioned that the Korean owner's lease was soon to expire and she wasn't sure the lease would be renewed, so maybe she was in session and locked the door or they did close down.

IDK. But no one there or at door this past weekend (yesterday.)

**AsianLover** · 02-13-12 09:40

I went to this place a couple of months ago. An average looking Chinese lady gave me a decent massage. Unfortunately, it was completely legit. I was draped the entire time and on the flip, there was no touching near the boys and no teasing.

AL

**Niteluvr** · 02-13-12 04:17

Originally Posted by Redman0505 [View Original Post]

Wondering if this is the correct address for Nukoa 3585 Peachtree Indus Boulevard, went there today sign on but place locked up, I then went down the street to VIP spa legit only.

That sounds correct. Lisa had mentioned that the Korean owner's lease was soon to expire and she wasn't sure the lease would be renewed, so maybe she was in session and locked the door or they did close down.

**Niteluvr** · 02-13-12 04:14

Originally Posted by Ros Coming [View Original Post]

10479 Alpharetta Hwy Roswell is the correct address. It's just south of the intersection of Holcomb Bridge and Alpha Hwy (Hwy 9) and just around the corner and not far from Doshi. There is no name other than big red MASSAGE on the store front. Like I said, I think it's probably legit. They have a list of services on the front window, didn't see foot massage but didn't see table shower either.

If it's the place near the north end of the strip mall on the right side of the road as you head north toward Holcomb Bridge, then it's a legit Chinese massage parlor.

**Gag on It** · 02-13-12 02:36

I'm reading these sad reports and see I am not missing anything at all. The AMP scene is still dead.

**RedMan0505** · 02-13-12 00:46

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Forgot to add one. Got word that there's a new Brazilian chick working at Nukoa Spa in Duluth named Maria. Has anyone seen or tried her?

Wondering if this is the correct address for Nukoa 3585 Peachtree Indus Boulevard, went there today sign on but place locked up, I then went down the street to VIP spa legit only.

**Rockk** · 02-12-12 16:57

Had a similar experience at Min Hua last week, and now that I see the name Jo Jo in Azian's report, it sounds about right. Massage was ok (not even as good as the other massages I've had there) , and when I gave the girl a couple of hints towards the end, no dice, nothing.

Normally they've been my go-to spot for a good massage and decent tug. Would love to find something similar in an apt girl, but I'm going to have to post a few more reports before I'm comfortable asking Sr members.

Peace,

R

**Azianbeaver** · 02-12-12 16:40

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Was it a lame BBBJ with her just jacking the shaft and covering the head of your dick with her mouth?

Yes, a very lame attempt at a BJ.

The last few words of my original post was garbled due to an expletive. Nothing of material value.

**Ros Coming** · 02-12-12 16:30

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Sounds like it's across the street from Esquire Spa; however, Esquire is at 1072 so I assume you have a typo and the address is really 1079 Alpharetta Street.

10479 Alpharetta Hwy Roswell is the correct address. It's just south of the intersection of Holcomb Bridge and Alpha Hwy (Hwy 9) and just around the corner and not far from Doshi. There is no name other than big red MASSAGE on the store front. Like I said, I think it's probably legit. They have a list of services on the front window, didn't see foot massage but didn't see table shower either.

**Niteluvr** · 02-12-12 14:19

Originally Posted by Ros Coming [View Original Post]

10479 alpharetta hwy, roswell. If you know where Doshi is, you're very close.

Sounds like it's across the street from Esquire Spa; however, Esquire is at 1072 so I assume you have a typo and the address is really 1079 Alpharetta Street.

**Niteluvr** · 02-12-12 14:16

Originally Posted by Azianbeaver [View Original Post]

Last Saturday I went to Min Hua and got skunked. It was someone new for me, Jo Jo, and it didn't happen. Massage was okay, but that was it. I would say my batting percentage there for the last 2 years is 90, but every now and then you get a no hitter. I then decided to head over to Tong and was greeted by Anna. She dropped me off at the first room on the right. I asked for another provider and she said, 'I know what you want'. I cannot remember the chick's name that came in, but it fits the description that Nite provided previously. On the flip, she pointed to her mouth, I said okay. She wanted the money up front and I gave her what I had total 60+60. She was topless and let me play with her boobs as she started to jack me. I said what about the BJ, so she covered me with, a glad baggy I think and blew me. It was f#the up &9786.

Was it a lame BBBJ with her just jacking the shaft and covering the head of your dick with her mouth?

**Zipper34** · 02-12-12 13:35

Originally Posted by Azianbeaver [View Original Post]

Last Saturday I went to Min Hua and got skunked. It was someone new for me, Jo Jo, and it didn't happen. Massage was okay, but that was it. I would say my batting percentage there for the last 2 years is 90, but every now and then you get a no hitter. I then decided to head over to Tong and was greeted by Anna. She dropped me off at the first room on the right. I asked for another provider and she said, 'I know what you want'. I cannot remember the chick's name that came in, but it fits the description that Nite provided previously. On the flip, she pointed to her mouth, I said okay. She wanted the money up front and I gave her what I had total 60+60. She was topless and let me play with her boobs as she started to jack me. I said what about the BJ, so she covered me with, a glad baggy I think and blew me. It was f#the up &9786.

Could you please rewrite that last part where it says "f#the up &9786?"

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