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**Bunker Buster** · 02-13-12 20:16

Originally Posted by SSmitty8 [View Original Post]

About five minutes later, cim, she immediately slid off the bed and into the bathroom to clean up. I should have followed, but the stench had stung me too bad. I got up, put my clothes on and staggered out to my car. I drove the 30 miles back home with my right finger only, holding my left hand in the air, careful not to touch anything. The stench, OMG, it is an entity of its own. When I got home, immediately threw the clothes in the washing machine, turned the hot water in the shower to the max, and jumped in head first. Scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed some more, and afterwards, scrubbed again some more. Scope brush, scope brush, scope. Go to my computer to register for an account here so I can tell my story, and can still smell it. It cannot be killed.

A couple questions at this point:

1. Can anyone who's seen her previously tell me if the stench will eventually die? Maybe yanking all my nose hair follicles will do the trick.

2. Does anyone know if I can get a std from the BBBJ? I've never had one, so if so, can anyone tell me what to look out for?

Thanks, and happy mongering. I guess. I for one will never go for the discounted provider ever again thank you very much, will stick with the $$/hr ladies.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rly-29/6625798

It can take a little time for viruses and bacteria to work their way into your skin or mucous membranes, so the sooner you wash, the less likely you are to get anything. As soon as you're done, you should be taking a piss to flush out your urethra, and washing every part of yourself that rubbed against her. A full frontal shower is best, but at a minimum, you should stand at the sink and wash from your thighs to your stomach. If you're not squeamish, open the tip and rub in some soap and spray in some hot water.

Besides reducing your risk, a lot of the girls appreciate a guy who showers afterwards. It tells them you're a cut above the rest in staying clean, which doesn't matter on the one-off visits, but can pay dividends on repeat visits.

The smell stayed in my nose / brain for about 2 days. The last time I remember a stench like that was from a truck-stop lot lizard 30 years ago, before incurable STDs, when pretty much all the lizards and SWs did bareback, then squatted outside the car to empty out before moving on.

**Phillie** · 02-13-12 15:59

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ree-20/7011454

Sauntered over to Arlington today to see Trina. Was in the mood for something quick and light on the pocketbook and she seemed like a decent pick for what I was looking for. Definitely the girl in the pics, BBW for sure, but freshly showered and friendly. She has her sister with her who went into the bathroom while we did our thing. CBJ and some doggie. A little toothie on the BJ, but ok. Phone wrang a couple of times during the session, apparently she leaved it on the highest ring level during sessions, but I was undeterred! Overall, nice girl who gets the job done, and for the price, I feel reasonable. She is usually in MD, but comes to VA regularly with her sister.

Be safe out there.

P

**Sashimi** · 02-13-12 12:13

Originally Posted by Utwogood [View Original Post]

Thanks. BB for the recon. But really, you can tell that almost any of these BP ads with the Asian girls is fake a mile away. Given the quick changeover at the AMPs, it's pretty much a given that if you book with them this way that the girl in the pic will not be there.

I have come to believe that the majority of the asian originators of these ads do not feel that the photos have to be of their advertised providers. It becomes more obvious when you discover that the photos clearly show the website address they were downloaded from.

**AKFourtySeven** · 02-13-12 08:50

Try wiping down the offending body parts with rubbing alcohol. Don't forget to clean under the fingernails. Follow Sleazebum's advice. Thank you for making this report. Someone needs to tell this ho to clean up her act.

**Bunker Buster** · 02-13-12 03:23

I reported on meeting Eden last year, when she was working with Monica Moore (who now goes by Marie). Called Marie out of curiosity to see what kind of rates she had for quick relief, and learned from her that Eden drank herself to death last year.

http://eroticmugshots.com/washington...7/?pid=5364792

**Sleazebum** · 02-12-12 22:50

Truly excellent reporting! We need to see more like this!

Sadly, after about 3 days your dick will simply fall off and the stench lives forever!

STDs can be obtained by BBBJ so don't be too surprised if you start pissing razor blades in a week or so if your dick does not fall off. If it feels strange at all or you see any bumps or sores go to the doctor right away!

DO NOT have uncovered sex of any kind with anyone until you are pretty sure you got away clean. About 2-3 weeks.

Good luck!

JJ

Originally Posted by SSmitty8 [View Original Post]

Been perusing this forum for awhile now, it's very helpful in figuring out who's legit. However, apparantly I don't know how to heed the valuable advice you people offer. Ignoring Bunker's review, I had to see for myself about this. 5 deal Kellie Sue offers, and I thought I would be satisfied with BBBJ cim in the event his evaluation was spot on. Well, not only was Bunker spot on, it was exactly as described, every single word. Got to the hotel, got the room # after a bit of confusion, and was met by a decently cute lady (maybe around 40ish). Well kept body for her age, and although 100% business, she actually had a very pleasant demeanor. Within about 30 seconds of walking in the room, she said "let's get this started". We both undressed, she squated by the edge of the bed, and I walked over and noticed many dried white stains on top of the blanket. She told me to lie down on my back. Oh my gosh, here we go. I hesitated, but already dropped my money down and didn't want to start off on a bad note. Mistake #1. Lay down on my back and she started with the BBBJ. If a BBBJ can be all-business, this was it, she never took her mouth off and just went straight for the suction. More on this in a second. After about 30 seconds, she said she can't be on top be / see she hurt her back blah blah blah, so did I want to be on top or go doggy. I said. Doggy (wince). As Bunker noted, omfg, omfg. I actually thought I would be able to handle it, but this. This was other-worldly. I have never in my life experienced a stench of this magnitude, and as soon as she got in position, I immediately went limp. It was like a mike tyson punch in the face, and I was staggering around the ring, trying my best to think quickly. I somehow was able to recall my backup plan, told her it wasn't going to happen, and asked for a BJ instead. Here's where I can't fault her, she agreed right away. I should have let her handle the rubber, but I took it off with my left hand. Mistake #2. Greasy and with an odor that would knock out a grizzly bear, I laid back and stuffed my hands behind the pillow, not wanting to get it on myself and trying to wipe off whatever the hell was on there. She went back to the BBBJ (which I have to commend her for doing) , and sucked like there was no tomorrow. About five minutes later, cim, she immediately slid off the bed and into the bathroom to clean up. I should have followed, but the stench had stung me too bad. I got up, put my clothes on and staggered out to my car. I drove the 30 miles back home with my right finger only, holding my left hand in the air, careful not to touch anything. The stench, OMG, it is an entity of its own. When I got home, immediately threw the clothes in the washing machine, turned the hot water in the shower to the max, and jumped in head first. Scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed some more, and afterwards, scrubbed again some more. Scope brush, scope brush, scope. Go to my computer to register for an account here so I can tell my story, and can still smell it. It cannot be killed.

A couple questions at this point:

1. Can anyone who's seen her previously tell me if the stench will eventually die? Maybe yanking all my nose hair follicles will do the trick.

2. Does anyone know if I can get a std from the BBBJ? I've never had one, so if so, can anyone tell me what to look out for?

Thanks, and happy mongering. I guess. I for one will never go for the discounted provider ever again thank you very much, will stick with the $$/hr ladies.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rly-29/6625798

**SSmitty8** · 02-12-12 19:15

Been perusing this forum for awhile now, it's very helpful in figuring out who's legit. However, apparantly I don't know how to heed the valuable advice you people offer. Ignoring Bunker's review, I had to see for myself about this. 5 deal Kellie Sue offers, and I thought I would be satisfied with BBBJ cim in the event his evaluation was spot on. Well, not only was Bunker spot on, it was exactly as described, every single word. Got to the hotel, got the room # after a bit of confusion, and was met by a decently cute lady (maybe around 40ish). Well kept body for her age, and although 100% business, she actually had a very pleasant demeanor. Within about 30 seconds of walking in the room, she said "let's get this started". We both undressed, she squated by the edge of the bed, and I walked over and noticed many dried white stains on top of the blanket. She told me to lie down on my back. Oh my gosh, here we go. I hesitated, but already dropped my money down and didn't want to start off on a bad note. Mistake #1. Lay down on my back and she started with the BBBJ. If a BBBJ can be all-business, this was it, she never took her mouth off and just went straight for the suction. More on this in a second. After about 30 seconds, she said she can't be on top be / see she hurt her back blah blah blah, so did I want to be on top or go doggy. I said. Doggy (wince). As Bunker noted, omfg, omfg. I actually thought I would be able to handle it, but this. This was other-worldly. I have never in my life experienced a stench of this magnitude, and as soon as she got in position, I immediately went limp. It was like a mike tyson punch in the face, and I was staggering around the ring, trying my best to think quickly. I somehow was able to recall my backup plan, told her it wasn't going to happen, and asked for a BJ instead. Here's where I can't fault her, she agreed right away. I should have let her handle the rubber, but I took it off with my left hand. Mistake #2. Greasy and with an odor that would knock out a grizzly bear, I laid back and stuffed my hands behind the pillow, not wanting to get it on myself and trying to wipe off whatever the hell was on there. She went back to the BBBJ (which I have to commend her for doing) , and sucked like there was no tomorrow. About five minutes later, cim, she immediately slid off the bed and into the bathroom to clean up. I should have followed, but the stench had stung me too bad. I got up, put my clothes on and staggered out to my car. I drove the 30 miles back home with my right finger only, holding my left hand in the air, careful not to touch anything. The stench, OMG, it is an entity of its own. When I got home, immediately threw the clothes in the washing machine, turned the hot water in the shower to the max, and jumped in head first. Scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed some more, and afterwards, scrubbed again some more. Scope brush, scope brush, scope. Go to my computer to register for an account here so I can tell my story, and can still smell it. It cannot be killed.

A couple questions at this point:

1. Can anyone who's seen her previously tell me if the stench will eventually die? Maybe yanking all my nose hair follicles will do the trick.

2. Does anyone know if I can get a std from the BBBJ? I've never had one, so if so, can anyone tell me what to look out for?

Thanks, and happy mongering. I guess. I for one will never go for the discounted provider ever again thank you very much, will stick with the $$/hr ladies.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...rly-29/6625798

**Warlock01** · 02-12-12 15:48

I have been trying to see the puerto rican's here and the area and gave Estrella a call and she was available. Got to the location and she gave me the room number. When I entered the room she was a very petite young girl. Non VIP's I might repeat but I think there are better providers out there.

Well her price was $ for a half and $.5 for an hour. She was pretty much business and started getting undressed right away. She does have a nice little body bit we just didn't seem to click and it was just business. She started by putting her nice perky tits in my face and stroking me. She quickly went to cover and started a kinda rough CBJ. After a few mins she was ready to go CG. She had good moves but she didn't keep at it long enough. We switched to mish and the sight was nice with her being so little and again good hip movement. Decided to move to doggy and that was nice as well. I needed a little break and she started a rough HJ. We went back to mish and when she started moving those little hips I just kept saying "mas" until I exploded. Although I paid $140 and I was only there half an hour it was clear we were done. I satisfied my curiosity and it was a nice release but I think I will go for other providers with good history in the area.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...583-25/7076667

787 967 4583

**Warlock01** · 02-12-12 15:44

Originally Posted by Utwogood [View Original Post]

Met with "Amanda" recently in Springfield. The cheap hotel used to be a Red Roof Inn, now something else (terrible location, no wonder). Set up was difficult; she is "off-the-boat" Puerto Rican and not at all good with english, but fortunately my spanish is so-so (thanks Rosetta Stone) , and helped a lot during negotiations. Opening the door was a very ethnic looking but cute latina. Pics probably not her but pretty accurate body-wise. Light-brown complexion. 5'3".120. Having children recently ravaged her body; although still petite, her stomach (which she kept covered) and other areas haven't had enough time to "pop" back yet. She delivered with little problem or protest. Standard fare and decent service for $ (trienta minutos) , so I may go back. She will be leaving soon, back to PR; she hates the weather here.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...310-27/7070748

Pretty much my experience and I recently reviewed here as well.

**Utwogood** · 02-12-12 11:10

Met with "Amanda" recently in Springfield. The cheap hotel used to be a Red Roof Inn, now something else (terrible location, no wonder). Set up was difficult; she is "off-the-boat" Puerto Rican and not at all good with english, but fortunately my spanish is so-so (thanks Rosetta Stone) , and helped a lot during negotiations. Opening the door was a very ethnic looking but cute latina. Pics probably not her but pretty accurate body-wise. Light-brown complexion, 5'3", 120. Having children recently ravaged her body; although still petite, her stomach (which she kept covered) and other areas haven't had enough time to "pop" back yet. She delivered with little problem or protest. Standard fare and decent service for $ (trienta minutos) , so I may go back. She will be leaving soon, back to PR; she hates the weather here.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...310-27/7070748

**Utwogood** · 02-12-12 10:51

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

HiGh DeMaNd 4'11 H0TTiE! LoVeRs #1 ChoiCe. 19.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ice-19/7086389

818-855-0399.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/10...riyama-part-2/

Thanks. BB for the recon. But really, you can tell that almost any of these BP ads with the Asian girls is fake a mile away. Given the quick changeover at the AMPs, it's pretty much a given that if you book with them this way that the girl in the pic will not be there.

**A John** · 02-12-12 06:18

Dam I was just looking at her last night but had no time for reseach.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

HiGh DeMaNd 4'11 H0TTiE! LoVeRs #1 ChoiCe. 19.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ice-19/7086389

818-855-0399.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/10...riyama-part-2/

**Bunker Buster** · 02-11-12 21:59

HiGh DeMaNd 4'11 H0TTiE! LoVeRs #1 ChoiCe. 19.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ice-19/7086389

818-855-0399.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/10...riyama-part-2/

**Bunker Buster** · 02-11-12 21:29

Originally Posted by Avenasia [View Original Post]

Had my own encounter with Kellie sue. Didn't experience any particular odors. Actually had a very nice time, only down was that she is very particular about her girls. Shame. Those puppies deserve to be mauled, not just looked at.

Hormones + fish juice + heavy usage + slacking on hygiene could = the perfect storm, and I could have been the unlucky mariner that sailed into it.

At a minimum, YMMV.

**Tzx131** · 02-11-12 15:08

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I leaned forward to create a seal between my stomach and her back, to block the smell, but the thought of it was inescapable. Flipped her over into mish, and made a concerted effort to drive towards the conclusion. A few minutes later, there I was lathering away in the hot water, over and over and over, just like the last guy.

An unfortunate price of our hobby, at times. Your droll report elicited rueful self-recognition, BB. Well-done.