Massage Parlor Reports

**Sashimi** · 02-22-12 14:50

Originally Posted by SWCruiser [View Original Post]

Despite warnings and the reports of others, I tried Swan the other night in a fit of Loudoun County desperation. Not even NoVa finish. I don't get the logic here or what line is not being crossed: she teased, tickled, poked and prodded every inch of me, played with my ass for a bizarre amount of time, but only brushed my tool every once in a while. Accidentally. I actually put her hands on me to encourage, but she just smiled and shook her head. ? Gave me a frequent customer stamp card. Buy 10 get one free?. But can't see the investment paying off, even though they're close and Loudoun is a desert.

I drove by there yesterday afternoon, and saw the door open from the highway. I pulled in the driveway and went up the stairs. I rang the bell and waited for about two minutes and no one answered. I decided my time was more valuable to me so I departed the scene. From the above report it was probably a wise choice. I proceeded down Beauregard to Landmark and to Liberty, also known as Lime. It is located on Beauregard on the right just before LRT, next to the 7/11. I went for the half hour for. 6. Mamasan scrubs you down (best part of the session). I had Anna. Nice looking, said she was 23 years old. She will kiss you all over for about a minute then calls for the flip. She the starts the tug and pops out the girls. Asked for other items but seems she only does the tug. I give her a 7 in looks, and 7 on performance. She doesn't help you dress. Gave her an appropriate tip.

**SWCruiser** · 02-22-12 08:02

Despite warnings and the reports of others, I tried Swan the other night in a fit of Loudoun County desperation. Not even NoVa finish. I don't get the logic here or what line is not being crossed: she teased, tickled, poked and prodded every inch of me, played with my ass for a bizarre amount of time, but only brushed my tool every once in a while. Accidentally. I actually put her hands on me to encourage, but she just smiled and shook her head. ? Gave me a frequent customer stamp card. Buy 10 get one free?. But can't see the investment paying off, even though they're close and Loudoun is a desert.

**MoonView** · 02-20-12 22:44

So when I'm not hitting my weekly regular (don't ask!) I like seeing Jennifer over at Bay Spa in Annandale.

Very nice full service massage that includes back walking & hot towel massage. My hour always seems to go over and I'm never rushed out. I've written about her before and I don't get to see her that much anymore, but with all the bad reviews out there and spa closings all over the place, I just wanted to reiterate, you guys won't go wrong here!

Be safe,
MnV

**BigCoolie** · 02-20-12 21:50

I stopped by to see Vicki earlier. Great service as reported.

8 for an hour which included a TS, back walking (which was GREAT!) , free roaming allowed, and standard NOVA finish.

An 8 for a very nice body, very nice, but a 6ish for her face. She was a bit older, but I really didn't mind.

I donated a standard tip and left with a smile.

Happy mongering.

**Mongeroose** · 02-17-12 10:25

Hit Rain formally Castle after BP provider flaked. TS is gone. Cookie provided no choice for massage strength or use of lotion / oil. Kept everything covered and discouraged roaming. I had to be extremely persistent to get the finish I expected, more so than any previous AMP visit anywhere. 5-0 must be crackin' down. Will not return.

**Freedomfighter** · 02-16-12 18:02

Peach is closed and my other favs, so last resort was BWT. I usually see May but she has left. I was hosted by Mindy, mid-30s average figure, older-looking face. Table shower was average, not as much attention to the boys as I like with the slippery soap and hands. | (Sigh) where are you Yoyo? | At any rate, she proceeded to give me a very good hard massage, with some of the best backwalking that I have experienced (not for the softies). But no teasing of the jewels from behind as I prefer. On the flip side, an average but unspectacular NOVA finish with free roaming of the hands allowed but no tonguing allowed. She seemed happy with standard tip, so a bit diffferent from what I have encountered recently

**BigCoolie** · 02-13-12 22:07

I went venturing out in MoCo a few days ago to try something new that I've read about here and there and I happened to catch a CL ad that peeked my interest.

I arrived and scoped out the new area as I've learned from my past mistakes. As I'm doing my thorough search, I see a happy monger dart into his truck and hauled away fast, so I knew that I was in the right place.

Very casual looking place that threw me off for a bit, but I pursued anyway. I didn't expect to meet providers that spoke perfect English, so I thought that they were legit. I needed a good massage anyway, so I stayed.

The front desk offered me a short lineup, and I pick the one that was hiding in a corner. They had no TS and the wait time was a bit too long, so I prepared myself and sat waiting.

I met Jen. About a 7, 5'5".140 lbs, pushup bra, great hips and ass. Half an hour for. 6, and an hour for. 9. I took the hour.

So-so massage. It was more of a bad rub than anything else. Half way into it and I tried my luck. To my success roaming definitely allowed, no questions asked. 40 mins into my back rub, and the flip.

No Upselling at all, nor DATY, FS, or BJ on the first meeting, YMMV, but I experienced Craig Lebo's ride without pen and a lot of play.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1365547

In all, something different and might repeat. My only real issue was leaving a tip. She didn't ask for one, and I didn't know what was best so I left. 4 and hauled away fast. I felt like I was there for too long.

As I hauled away, the front desk informed me that normal customers try to leave $$ or more as a tip. That made me feel much better.

I'll have to find a better medium between Kellie Sue and Benjamin Franklin. I miss the affordable days.

I know that I will be "properly educated" by our more senior members here when I post this, I probably should have read a little more before taking that on.

Be safe, stay far away from Kellie Sue, and happy mongering.

**Bamboy** · 02-13-12 22:04

Thanks for the posts on Spa Tao / Vonax. Based on the ad, I had expected that it wasn't a standard AMP, but I wasn't aware of any of the history.

Scumbag-ness notwithstanding, I still wonder whether uncle Leo's arrival was coincidental or not. From your descriptions, the individual in question doesn't seem likely to be helping his uncle out.

**Bunker Buster** · 02-12-12 23:45

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

I can't hold back. These are not massage girls, not K-girls, just hos working for a pimp. The same ass that answers the phone. Stay away from all of them. He is shit.

Here are my reports on the the D Bag, who's had a number of shady and rip-off operations. He tries to intimidate people, especially women who won't work for him, by posing as a cop.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1194420

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1130286

Follow the links in that second report. I posted his numbers in a very permanent place in '08. Scroll down to read his responses below my posts, where he tried to deflect my claims by writing that I was a meth-head hooker.

I'm amazed no one's put a 9 in the back of his head after all these years.

Spa Tao also calls itself Golden Palms and Dragon Spa. Current number is 571-405-0393. Pix are all fake.

**Webrowser** · 02-12-12 23:38

Originally Posted by Bamboy [View Original Post]

Saw BP ad for Vonax in Herndon earlier this week. Called on my way into town to determine if appointment was necessary and to get particulars about location. Contact was an English speaking male. Was given a good landmark for finding the location and was told to call when I arrived. I arrived and called as instructed and was told to wait a few minutes and he would call back. Waited in my car. About 10 minutes later, two Herndon police cruisers showed up, first scanning the cars in the parking lot and then parking in front of the establishment. I never received a call back. The location is next to a bar, so I don't know if this was a coincidence or not. I very casually pulled out of my parking space and left.

Anyone else have any intel?

Thanks,

Bb

An "english speaking male" should have been your first red flag. I've been around since the days of New World Spa and GHS in downtown DC, and never have I encountered a male MMS. Ever.

**Sleazebum** · 02-12-12 22:43

It is illegal for them (or you) to uncover the genitals in front of the other person. As soon as they see Mr Happy you have broken the law.

If they run in and see you with your stuff out they will assume there is prostitution going on and you will be charged with "frequenting a bawdy place".

You name and home address will be published in the newspaper and most likely you life will be ruined. Loos of security access, wife, family, home, all the rest. Even if you beat the charge the simple allegation is enough for you to lose the job and the security access if you have any.

If she is seen touching you below the waist or above the thigh then she is going to be charged with illicit acts. Probably no big thing for her but it could result in deportation. Again, not likely.

SO. When we do out thing we risk it all in the name of a good rub and tug!

Just be aware of all this when you go in and if caught in a bust quickly cover up if you can and deny, deny, deny everything. Better yet, remain silent and get ready for a bunch of grief and hassles.

Now, go forth and do great things! Be sure to post the results here!

JJ

Originally Posted by Bongo1212 [View Original Post]

The absurdity of these operations aside, my question is this (if anyone knows). My usual experience in the local AMPs is enter, chit chat briefly to the MMS to establish rapport and let them know I'm a "vet", a girl comes in, I hand over my $80, get my massage, and just chit chat and occasionally let them know when they're doing something I particularly like. Then:

A) they finish up and offer no extras (haven't had this in a while) in which case I might gesture a question and point to the areas I'd prefer they attend to before leaving, and they may or may not (or I may just leave)

B) they go on with their business and I leave happy

C) they ask if there's anything else that needs attention in which case I might gesture to the areas I'd like them to work on

Failing LEO busting in and observing some activity considered illegal, from the customer point of view what if any of these 3 scenarios is legally problematic?

And what are they really looking for if they're going to park in front of these places and not bust in hoping to find 5 minutes of potentially problematic activity in an hours worth of therapeutic massage?

**Volvos40** · 02-12-12 22:05

Originally Posted by Nocando [View Original Post]

Wow. Pretty scary.

I can't hold back. These are not massage girls, not K-girls, just hos working for a pimp. The same ass that answers the phone. Stay away from all of them. He is shit.

**Mustang946** · 02-12-12 18:47

I visited there on the last two Fridays. I did not post earlier as I was away for the weekend. Both visits were good. There are two ladies working there for now and both are quite good at what they do. While the shower is standup, it is through and with hot water, which is needed on these cold days. They know I like the sauna so they turn it up after collecting the fee so it is hot when I am finished with the shower. There are some new recordings in the canned music system which I kind of liked. Great massage with above average NOVA finish. Both make a point to say hello to me if I see the other girl. As always, a bottle of water on the way out the door completes the deal. Continue to recommend.

**Serpico99** · 02-12-12 13:12

For those that visit the "450" establishment above Panera, just a heads up: it seems like this place has been in the local online crime report twice in the last few weeks: one for a reported sexual assault on a female employee and another for unlicensed massage operation. The details are in the last two crime reports on FC News and Press.

**Bongo1212** · 02-12-12 11:53

The absurdity of these operations aside, my question is this (if anyone knows). My usual experience in the local AMPs is enter, chit chat briefly to the MMS to establish rapport and let them know I'm a "vet", a girl comes in, I hand over my $80, get my massage, and just chit chat and occasionally let them know when they're doing something I particularly like. Then:

A) they finish up and offer no extras (haven't had this in a while) in which case I might gesture a question and point to the areas I'd prefer they attend to before leaving, and they may or may not (or I may just leave)

B) they go on with their business and I leave happy

C) they ask if there's anything else that needs attention in which case I might gesture to the areas I'd like them to work on

Failing LEO busting in and observing some activity considered illegal, from the customer point of view what if any of these 3 scenarios is legally problematic?

And what are they really looking for if they're going to park in front of these places and not bust in hoping to find 5 minutes of potentially problematic activity in an hours worth of therapeutic massage?