Massage Parlor Reports

[MoonlightBiker]

Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT!

LMAO, it took me forever to try and figure out the code for this one. Turns out, don't eat the candy means don't eat the candy. Who'd of guessed?

Thanks for the warning brother. And the laugh.

[TheeeGentleman]

Kim sounds like allot of fun! Is full service available with her there? If so what's the damage? Where is this place located at? Thanks in advance for sharing if you can help me out!

Happy Hunting!

OP

NT is on Mills south of SR50. A favorite. I guessed I missed out as I was not offered FS by Kim. She is nice. Would recommend.

[JoanLuv]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Thank you Sweetie! What makes the difference is that we love what we do! I am sorry I being very hard to reach, but I am about to finish my associate and the school is in Fort Lauderdale! So imagine how hard its being lately. But this is my last week, witch I will be staying in fort Lauderdale, then will be back on track with my profesion. I am sooooo exited and can't wait to show my skills to all of you!

Xoxoxoxoxo Joan

[Member #6038]

Anyone try this new place advertised on BP (Miss May at 2400 Washington)? They say open 24 hours, and today $40. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT.

Also, has anyone had any better experience than mine (with the very big girl) at the new place on 192 next to Sunshine next to the mini golf?

Checked it out over the weekend. Two very nice older Chinese ladies giving massages. The shop itself is, of course, brand new so very clean and fresh. Massage was above average in quality. Nancy provided my massage. She speaks english well and has a nice personality. As noted she is older so I didn't push to see what's available as I wasn't interested. Left relaxed and happy. Won't go out of my way to return any time soon.

[Member #6955]

In town, and have been craving some Chinese Food.

Saw all the chatter about Kim. Haven't seen soooo many mixed reviews about a persons service in ages. So decided to finally dine in and see what the menu was like for myself!

First off, she has perfect english. No accent what so ever. She claims to be half Viet and half Chinese. I'm happy Kim was my attendant because after seeing Ayda, I was so turned off. Ayda is probably late 30's into early 40's.

Anyway, decided to have dinner for the hour. .7 entry massage was okay. Not much to talk about. She seems to only know how to do the Kneading technique which gets quite uncomfy after 5 minutes. But the massage gets better and much more intuitive once moving toward the lower back / upper leg region. Soft and sensual, just how I like it. With a hint of teasing. On the flip, full menu. Had a ball at the Y and enjoyed a full coarse.

Must say, she has the best pair of bolt on I've ever seen. And those nips. Mmmmm sooo good! I'd rank her one of the best in the Orlando area. Service was great, massage was ok.

She's prettier and has a nicer body than most of the ladies down the street at Far Orient. Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT! I went for a visit not to long ago and glanced over eat the candy jar in one of the rooms. There were two huge fucking roaches enjoying their candy desert! Those fuckers had to be the largest roaches I; ve ever seen! OMG.

[Vegas Nole]

With so many mixed reviews of NT lately and some of them being really good. I decided to check it out for myself.

I ended up with Kim, which I was happy with because I really wanted to see what she was all about after hearing good and bad. I have to tell you. This massage ranked as the best I have ever had. I don't profess to be someone that goes all the time, but I have had my share. She really knows what she is doing. It was so relaxing and perfect today.

Kim was incredibly kind and friendly the whole time too.

The menu had some options. I went with the mid grade choice which was going to be $80 more after the house fee, but I agreed to $20 additional on top for an extra taste. $.70 being the total damage. After we were done with the everything, she said that I still had ten minutes left and offered to finish with massaging my scalp and feet. It accepted and chatted to up with her. I know it is YMMV, but she was great to me today. I would most definitely see her again.

[TheeeGentleman]

Anyone try this new place advertised on BP (Miss May at 2400 Washington)? They say open 24 hours, and today $40. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT.

Also, has anyone had any better experience than mine (with the very big girl) at the new place on 192 next to Sunshine next to the mini golf?

[Whiskeysours]

Anyone see Catelyea lately? She used to advertise on BP a few months ago, haven't seen anything for a while.

PM if prefer.

[Jimhatz]

I liked Andrea's massage it was very relaxing and worth the coin. I will have to say she was not mechanical on the ending and I had more fun with her than most AMPs.

Does she allow you to see the antennas on both towers to give you better roaming or with her do you just get a limited access relaxation visit?

[TheeeGentleman]

So I moved here from NYC and thought I had my fill of AMP, but I'm starting to miss it. The other day I'm downloading some educational material and came across nuru massage and almost died. Anyone have any leads on a good slip n slide in this area besides wet n wild?

I dreamt about Aura a few times. Once with her friend named Karma that last I heard was now working with a new girl. She has her own place in Orlando set up really interesting with a blow up mattress and sofa. She uses the real Nuru gel and its a great experience. Parking is directly outside of her townhome in a really tightly packed community. Not too comfortable with parking as I'm sure she has a good deal of traffic, she has advertised heavily, and the neighbors must all know. Now that I'm thinking about this again, I think I'll repeat. Suggest trying it at least once.

[Jimhatz]

Went to NT Lady left room 4 times. Once was to go to the other room to give some other dude a little something. I told her I found this very rude. She told me if I did not want my massage women leaving the room then go to a fucking spa! I then was getting dressed casue I was really not in mood for anything other than just get out. This is when the lady start yelling for me to get my shit and get out. That I was no good and to tell who ever sent me there that she is not nuts that they are. She also told me that she knew me before when I use to see Lilly and I was always mean to Lilly. I never have seen this lady before but I think it is one of the ladies you guys seems to follow around. WOW I guess I am just a old asshole. I always thought it was just a little saying but I guess I really am.

Man I would have cussed that HO out! She should have been so apologetic. I sorry but some of these tricks are getting beyond themselves and need to be checked. So how long did your massage last and I know you did not tip her did you? I have been there before for an hour massage and got interrupted by another customer when I was only about 10 mins in. The other customer must have only wanted a 30 min so she came and asked if I was in a rush and could she go do his first. I said ok but my time was starting over and she gave me a double pop. That how it should be. They need to give you something extra for them inconveniencing you.

[Outdoorsman]

I can understand the same place but I have found that sometimes even at these places YMMV if you get a new provider. If I recall correctly, there was once that I could not get change before I went to a place and I went to the front desk after and asked for change because I was not going to tip to much for a weak legit massage. I bet the therapist would have given you change if it came down to $10 or nothing. LOL

Disappointed to hear about the change at Assa. Although it's fell out of my rotation recently it's always been steady service. If you're looking for a great massage and he that's the place to go. The therapists are a little older and very limited roaming but they know what they are doing. Also the place is clean. I've even seen them change the sheets in front of me which is something you don't see enough of. The downside is $90 vs $80 charge

[Phatpistol]

I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.

I liked Andrea's massage it was very relaxing and worth the coin. I will have to say she was not mechanical on the ending and I had more fun with her than most AMPs.

[Jimhatz]

FYI. This place was always pretty legit but I have had a few self serves up in there. One while the therapist was washing my boys. I by there and was waiting in the room and a thick white girl walked in. She said the owner has done away with the Asians because they was doing things they were not suppose to do. She said they even have a guy therapist up in there. They still have the TS and she gave a great deep tissue massage but you probably don't want to waste your time and money if looking for something else.

[Fluxaeon]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.