Massage Parlor Reports

**Cbs200** · 02-06-12 18:07

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

There are actually a lot of providers who are lesbians, but you just don't know it. Maybe that helps them stay detached and clinical about the job because men do not turn them on.

**Commmando9292** · 02-06-12 18:06

I will be in town by Sea World staying for a few days, any recommendations? Looking for massage parlor or provider to come to hotel.

**Awesome Balls** · 02-06-12 18:00

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

You don't know any Lesbians personally, do you? Look, sex workers aren't really in this because they think you're such a hot throbbing man and this is the only way they can snag you. They're in it for money. They put on an act to attract you to get your money. Different women have different ways of dealing with it. Some will block it out, some will go with it if it feels good. In the end, the only interest they have in satisfying you is to get your money. It's a business transaction. They aren't there to date you, love you, or have you make them feel like a woman.

To think otherwise is naïve.

**Ricky James1** · 02-06-12 17:38

Holy Fucking Shit!

Holy Fucking Shit!

Yoshiko Spa in Tampa

Holy Fucking Shit.

Hands down the best all time experience in a massage parlor. I don't know if it will ever be topped. 9.5/10 girl. Hot as hell and 10+/10 service. Worth the drive!

Senior members can PM for details. Spectacular!

**Smokedmeat** · 02-06-12 17:27

Cause I loves me some pussy.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

**Barolo** · 02-05-12 21:08

Originally Posted by Awesome Balls [View Original Post]

Why? You're not going on a date with her. She's a provider. What she does in her own time is her own business and I don't have any expectations (other than remaining clean & safe for my visit). If she wants to put on an act, that's fine with me. I'm there for service, not a relationship. Besides, who are you to say what a Lesbian would or wouldn't understand?

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

**PlamoOne** · 02-05-12 13:45

Went earlier today and an older woman came to meet me and brought me to a room. I thought she was just there to bring me in the room but a few minutes later she came back and she was the provider to my dismay. Massage was ok (draped throughout) and after 30 or so minutes she asked me to flip and massaged the front and about 10 minutes she said it was done! No way I was leaving without a HE! I asked her I needed help down there and I think she understood and did what I wanted, after 3 minutes it was just not working so I told her as politely as I could if the other girl can help me instead, I really think she was mad and went out and called the other girl. Then in comes shara to the rescue! Wheew, she went to work right away, a lot of roaming and she made this awesome moaning that it didint take too long for me to pop. She was laying down on my belly when I came and I think she took a little bit on her pretty face. Definitely will go back but will make sure shara is the provider next time.

**Pbwardy02** · 02-05-12 13:26

Originally Posted by Angelsndemons1 [View Original Post]

All I can say is WOW! I have been to quite a few AMP but she is one of the best I have tried that actually knows what she is doing when comes to doing deep work esp if if your all tight and stressed. I have seen her a few times already and still amazed at how relaxed I feel after each massage! Will definitely keep going to her. Very east going and comfortable to be around. Can't wait til next time!

I call bullshit on this post. My money is that this is Andrea's lesbo girlfriend. SHe is not hot, HE is mechanical and provides little value compared to her competition. About the only thing that is entertaining about Andrea is the fact you can say vulger things to her to entertain yourself and she can't hear you. Quite amusing.

Not trying to be mean but when sub-par providers try to self promote with fake post, I fancy calling them out.

**Booyah55** · 02-05-12 11:55

Originally Posted by HungInOrlando [View Original Post]

I call total BS. Went tonight. Yeah. It's a car wash done by girls in bikinis. That's it. Nothing else. No touchy. Nothing comes off. The doors stay wide open the whole time. Total waste of money. However, I will say this: they do a good job on the carwash, and they're hot. But if you're expecting more, you're going to be sadly disappointed.

Any one know if they allow "self-service" for xtra $? Or, do you have to get out of the car?

**HungInOrlando** · 02-04-12 22:26

I saw her. Cute, chunky girl with a nice personality. Massage was so-so, body was hot, HE was fine. She's a decent option on the east side of town. I don't think I'd go out of my way to see her, but for the price it was reasonable.

Originally Posted by ViciousCycle [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this lady out yet? I set something up with her about a month ago, but had to cancel because something came up. I'm pretty paranoid about seeing unverified girls, so any info at all would be helpful. Location in relation to me is good and the price is average, so the amount I'd save in gas makes it a bargain.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ces-23/5948633

**ViciousCycle** · 02-04-12 18:28

Has anyone tried this lady out yet? I set something up with her about a month ago, but had to cancel because something came up. I'm pretty paranoid about seeing unverified girls, so any info at all would be helpful. Location in relation to me is good and the price is average, so the amount I'd save in gas makes it a bargain.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ces-23/5948633

**Grand Piano** · 02-04-12 17:42

Saw Amber recently. She used to work on Colonial but now has her own place. Pretty good massage. I will repeat.

She is talkative though, in case that is an issue.

Here is her ad: http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2832270980.html

**CaptainRide** · 02-04-12 15:49

Originally Posted by Djcje1 [View Original Post]

When they first opened advertising went under MBS (mind body spirit). Located on E. Colonial just down from Dancers Royale. So so massage by non asians, expensive handshake. Here is a link to one of their ads:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-22/5941571

Thanks for the info.

**Awesome Balls** · 02-04-12 13:03

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Very interesting only two posts and both saying how great Andrea is. The funny part; you say you don't care what she is as long as you leave happy. When MEN get a HE, we want more than a mechanical ending. We also want to, or hope the woman is somewhat enjoying giving us (HE) one. A lesbian would not understand that. So I wonder is this Andrea or her girlfriend? Just saying.

Why? You're not going on a date with her. She's a provider. What she does in her own time is her own business and I don't have any expectations (other than remaining clean & safe for my visit). If she wants to put on an act, that's fine with me. I'm there for service, not a relationship. Besides, who are you to say what a Lesbian would or wouldn't understand?

**Barolo** · 02-04-12 12:51

Originally Posted by Angelsndemons1 [View Original Post]

Who cares if she was married and has kids most therapist do all I care about is a great massage and leavy happy! She does awesome work! Definitely going back to her, I don't care what anyone says I know a good massage when I get one and she is one of the best!

Very interesting only two posts and both saying how great Andrea is. The funny part; you say you don't care what she is as long as you leave happy. When MEN get a HE, we want more than a mechanical ending. We also want to, or hope the woman is somewhat enjoying giving us (HE) one. A lesbian would not understand that. So I wonder is this Andrea or her girlfriend? Just saying.