Escort Reports

**BFDeal** · 02-17-12 16:38

OK, I've been "dared" by a provider to use the phrase "G-dammit" in the title box of my next 20 posts. So if it doesn't look right or make sense, you guys know WTF going on.

BFDeal

**Naughty169** · 02-17-12 10:16

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

There's just something about a chick who answers the door of her incall location with no clothes on. G-dammit, she's so tasty! Jenna's so hot I would eat a plate of spaghetti off her azz. I would dump the pasta on her azz, then the sauce, then sprinkle on some parm cheese followed by a little oregano. By the time I would have it all slurped up, it would be juicy, spicey hot! Yup, I know she requires a few more roses, but who really cares?

BFDeal

Thanks! Now I am craving some spaghetti!

**BFDeal** · 02-16-12 19:51

There's just something about a chick who answers the door of her incall location with no clothes on. G-dammit, she's so tasty! Jenna's so hot I would eat a plate of spaghetti off her azz. I would dump the pasta on her azz, then the sauce, then sprinkle on some parm cheese followed by a little oregano. By the time I would have it all slurped up, it would be juicy, spicey hot! Yup, I know she requires a few more roses, but who really cares?

BFDeal

**TruckerDan** · 02-07-12 01:06

Originally Posted by Forgot It [View Original Post]

Regular, contributing members of the board are always at odds with newbie posters asking for this type of direct answer and, no doubt, follow-up details to information that is already freely dispersed throughout this great site. Do some homework on here and you will find enough information on providers (to borrow from a popular beer commercial) to break a lesser man's wallet.

F / I

I was a lurker for a long time before I made my first post. Most of the information I was seeking (questions about providers and reviews) was right in front of my face and not difficult to find via posts and reviews. I appreciate the information provided by the forum members and try to post valuable info instead of wasting the time of the senior members with a cry of "help me" or "do it for me". Noob doesn't have to mean "stupid".

**B Beall** · 02-06-12 07:51

shorter kevin m. ryan, indianapolis star, sunday:

"claims about international child-sex slavery made before the super bowl were wildly exaggerated, but it's worth it because there might've been one or two **** hookers out there."

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dl...=2012202050307

in other words, don't go demanding any evidence to back the wild claims my organization and others made beginning last spring. we just wanted to energize local anti-solicitation efforts. (oh, and the cash spigot is now turned off. see you next super bowl!)

funny that one year ago ryan was spouting those same "exaggerated numbers" for the benefit of folks in big d:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kevin-..._b_816311.html

mr. ryan, of course, will not be helping us to pay for the increased police activity which netted the misdemeanor arrests of a few decidedly not-****d providers, nor of the stings which utilized well-past-21 decoys to snare a few hobbyists who, presumably, had been thwarted in their efforts to buy preteens. he'll be off raising funds for his tax-free haven elsewhere, secure in the knowledge that whatever excesses others were subjected to were in the name of what he personally considers a good cause.

it's unclear to me whether the flying nun squad, having informed local motel clerks how to spot **** sex slaves before the big weekend, will be returning to local duties, or are off to daytona. i don't mean to minimize their efforts, or make light of any genuine child exploitation, even though the vast majority of those cases take place in farm fields, not motel 6s. on the contrary, i just wish they'd been organized early enough that they could have informed catholic parishioners over the last several decades how to spot pederasts in the clergy. because there was definitely more than one or two of those.

**EarlyCuyler** · 02-05-12 14:45

Steer clear. Her reviews (one of which also reviewed Vivian) have been confirmed in another forum to be written by someone who is LEO.

**BFDeal** · 02-05-12 00:54

And that's from a respected member of this board.

BFDeal.

Originally Posted by Mikehammerindy [View Original Post]

Well put. One needs to approach this board as a new entrant, as any public board, with patience and a great deal of humility. On the other side of the coin, we veterans should take a page out of "Forgot It's" book on how to treat new members initially, YOURS TRULY ESPECIALLY. If, after having had things explained in an adult manner, the offending neophyte still insists on having things his way, by all means, read the shithead the riot act. We should hesitate to do anything to unnecessarily run off potential new members, but still maintain the safety of this hobby best we can by weeding out undesirables of all kinds.

**BFDeal** · 02-05-12 00:49

He's not getting any sympathy from me (or directions) either.

BFDeal.

Originally Posted by LapDogg [View Original Post]

If you need directions you should get a GPS (Global Provider System).

**LapDogg** · 02-04-12 21:07

Originally Posted by Hard317 [View Original Post]

... Point me in the direction of a good provider.

Thanks

If you need directions you should get a GPS (Global Provider System).

**Mikehammerindy** · 02-02-12 18:33

Originally Posted by Forgot It [View Original Post]

Regular, contributing members of the board are always at odds with newbie posters asking for this type of direct answer and, no doubt, follow-up details to information that is already freely dispersed throughout this great site. Do some homework on here and you will find enough information on providers (to borrow from a popular beer commercial) to break a lesser man's wallet.

F / I

Well put. One needs to approach this board as a new entrant, as any public board, with patience and a great deal of humility. On the other side of the coin, we veterans should take a page out of "Forgot It's" book on how to treat new members initially, YOURS TRULY ESPECIALLY. If, after having had things explained in an adult manner, the offending neophyte still insists on having things his way, by all means, read the shithead the riot act. We should hesitate to do anything to unnecessarily run off potential new members, but still maintain the safety of this hobby best we can by weeding out undesirables of all kinds.

**EarlyCuyler** · 02-02-12 17:10

My background searches have lead me to learn what a Harshad number is. Apparently, EVERY escort selects her number based on the findings of mathematicians from India. Who knew?

**Forgot It** · 02-02-12 10:09

Originally Posted by Hard317 [View Original Post]

Hi everyone. New to the site, but not to the hobby (6 years) I just wanted to see if anyone could point me in the direction of a good provider. I had two regulars, but one is out of the hobby, and the other one is out for a few months. Really enjoy the more petite girls, but open for anyone who isn't a clock watcher and can carry on a decent conversation. Any help would've great, as I've been searching for a while. Hard to know who to trust these days after being with regulars.

Thanks

Regular, contributing members of the board are always at odds with newbie posters asking for this type of direct answer and, no doubt, follow-up details to information that is already freely dispersed throughout this great site. Do some homework on here and you will find enough information on providers (to borrow from a popular beer commercial) to break a lesser man's wallet.

F / I

**Hard317** · 02-02-12 00:43

Hi everyone. New to the site, but not to the hobby (6 years) I just wanted to see if anyone could point me in the direction of a good provider. I had two regulars, but one is out of the hobby, and the other one is out for a few months. Really enjoy the more petite girls, but open for anyone who isn't a clock watcher and can carry on a decent conversation. Any help would've great, as I've been searching for a while. Hard to know who to trust these days after being with regulars.

Thanks