Strip Club Reports

[Duckydo]

What is the best Detroit area strip club for lunch? Looking for the complete package-food and decent dancers with their own menus.

Penthouse Club for best food and talent. Hustler for best food, great meal specials, hit and miss on the talent. Coliseum B+ food, A- talent.

[Big Puff Daddy]

Her name wasn't sexy, however I did get the banana line. I did loOk her up and she is in some films. Everything was covered and had two different hats.

Sirena Lewis

I'm not sure the forum rules on this, but I found a few movie downloads of Sirena Lewis. She must have done them long ago because it was hard to find:

http://oron.com/ok219fv4gmjz

http://oron.com/tncsnpyemgwi

http://oron.com/yflnglsyj4hk

http://rapidshare.com/files/21985022...Knockers23.wmv

http://fileserve.com/file/pzWcFBw

http://www.filefactory.com/file/ahb50bd/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507761/

[JoesParty]

Her name wasn't sexy, however I did get the banana line. I did loOk her up and she is in some films. Everything was covered and had two different hats.

Sirena Lewis

Yeah, that's her-at least it looks like a much younger version, as you can see it in the eyes. The past 15 years haven't been terribly kind to her. I'll let more senior members give a more definitive I'd, though. Thanks for the name.

[Oneknot]

Costanza beat me to it. We've all heard the banana line at least once. Hell, I'll even cop to falling for it before I knew any better. And yes, Oneknot, if this is the girl, please let us know so we can take appropriate evasive action. Glad you seem to have had a good time, because that chick is crazy.

If it's NOT her, please tell us so we can undertake thorough investigations of our own.

Her name wasn't sexy, however I did get the banana line. I did loOk her up and she is in some films. Everything was covered and had two different hats.

Sirena Lewis

[Rocket Man]

What is the best Detroit area strip club for lunch? Looking for the complete package-food and decent dancers with their own menus.

[JoesParty]

I hope her name wasn't "Sexy", and she's not from Costa Rica. Did she have wild looking eyes? Did she say "I want to suck your BANANA" more than once? If these apply, go to the doctor immediately. That girl is a streetwalker, and no film star.

Costanza beat me to it. We've all heard the banana line at least once. Hell, I'll even cop to falling for it before I knew any better. And yes, Oneknot, if this is the girl, please let us know so we can take appropriate evasive action. Glad you seem to have had a good time, because that chick is crazy.

If it's NOT her, please tell us so we can undertake thorough investigations of our own.

[Electronman]

I have been to PH several times in past few months, but never took any girls up on their offer lately given I can find the same quality elsewhere cheaper. But anyways, most quoted $.5 to $$ for BJ after I talked them down, and $$.5 to $$$ for FS. One did quote me $ for BJ and $$ for FS though. I think they have a pact going so that all the girls agree to charge no less than X amount so they don't spiral the money down to nothing with the competition between girls like has happened at other clubs. That way they still make good money per act. I can get a BJ for not much more than an HJ these days, so I don't even bother with that anymore.

I agree with Puff Daddy on the "going price points" at PH. PH and to a lesser extent Flight Club dancers seem to have an informal "price fixing" arrangement to keep the prices high. One dancer at FC told me that she promised not to do FS for less than $$$. She wouldn't reveal who she promised but I suspect it was the other dancers. That said, some of the dancers will negotiate- depends on how many other prospects are available in the club, whether they are motivated to make "tip out" near the end of their shift and how "persuasive" you are.

Prices seem to be much more reasonable at BTs, Bogarts and of course the "WalMart of Strip Clubs", Henry 8, south.

[Costanza]

Hey Oneknot, I was just wondering if you recalled the name of your dancer.

I hope her name wasn't "Sexy", and she's not from Costa Rica. Did she have wild looking eyes? Did she say "I want to suck your BANANA" more than once? If these apply, go to the doctor immediately. That girl is a streetwalker, and no film star.

[Cnote313]

Also, did she tell you what name she "performed" under out in LA? I would love to look up and check out her "body" of work. I might have to go to jhs to experience this hottie. Jhs has never ever been on my tour list until now.

Stopped in to jhs Friday night and met a hot south American girl. She was loud and boisterous as the sa girls always are. Went to the VIP with her, she got naked, gave a lack luster CBJ, and then went for the full monty. Went on a nice trip to Greece with her. This girl was a grunter and afterwards stated that she hadn't been opened up that much in a while.

I know some of you guys dis the place, but there is a lot of fun to be had there is you know what to look for. Also this girl was a film star in LA.

[Cnote313]

Hey Oneknot, I was just wondering if you recalled the name of your dancer.

Stopped in to jhs Friday night and met a hot south American girl. She was loud and boisterous as the sa girls always are. Went to the VIP with her, she got naked, gave a lack luster CBJ, and then went for the full monty. Went on a nice trip to Greece with her. This girl was a grunter and afterwards stated that she hadn't been opened up that much in a while.

I know some of you guys dis the place, but there is a lot of fun to be had there is you know what to look for. Also this girl was a film star in LA.

[Bigdikdanaler]

It's all good man. I'd be excited about it too.

Yeah sometimes you just want to share some crazy shit you stumbled into, all good with me.

[Member #4199]

Now the other side of the coin is a lot of guys are going to call BS if you don't pass on her info to anyone and this will hurt your board credit for when your trying to get info, Big Puff Daddy your between a rock and a hard place with this one.

I don't know I think it depends on a lot of things. If you're active then keeping one to yourself isn't really such a big thing as far as the board goes. It's always an individuals prerogative anyways. I was in this hobby for many years before I found the boards and then was guarded about how much I spilled. Still am. I had a few close and trusted friends that I shared info with also. Still do. But you know what? If I find a really really good one I still like to keep it to myself as long as possible. But thats only if they're way under the radar and not out there in any way. It's been a long time for that kind of a hook up actually. Anything else is fair game. I can't control what any single person is going to do anyways and I gave up playing save a hoe long ago after the last burn job.

His post does contain a wealth of other useful info to the savy. If nothing else it says; if you get out there and do the leg work good things can be had. So even the brags got info if you can read some of them correctly. Seasoned mongers are seasoned for a reason and they didn't come to it over night. I got no problem sharing with certain people around here. But there's only one guy here I feel I "owe" anything to. (He should check his pm's also) I consider myself pretty much semi retired these days but I was knocking them down long before I came here and I'll still be knocking them down long after I've left here.

Yes there are A LOT of lurkers here. I learned it the hard way real quick also. No more heavily detailed info on the open board. PM is fine. What happens out in public with the SW's is, well, public. But there's a least a few that know more they're saying. That type of info shouldn't be for the lurkers. L & E are in that word for a reason.

Last time I posted detailed specific info I went out the next night and it looked like a FN a-hole parade. LE even had a couple of floats in that parade.

[Big Puff Daddy]

In Big Puff Daddy's defense, if he posts the girls name and club she works at, I guarantee you some Ass-Hole will fuck up a good thing for him (this is a 100% open forum, you don't even have to register to read posts) It has happened to me many time with SW, that's one of the reasons I call the top-notch girls "Gem#" so I can pick and chose who I pass on info to.

Now the other side of the coin is a lot of guys are going to call BS if you don't pass on her info to anyone and this will hurt your board credit for when your trying to get info, Big Puff Daddy your between a rock and a hard place with this one.

The purpose of me posting this story at all, since yes it doesn't help any of you, is that there are only 2 of my friends that I trust to tell stories about my "hobby" and only because they dabble in the hobby from time to time too and I wanted to shout it from the mountain top. It was such an incredible experience I could not keep it in. The girl seems to be very selective, so even if I could pin her down to a club she frequents or tell you her name, she may claim she doesn't do extras when approached by other guys. So yes, it may fuck it up for me. Like I said, she doesn't seem to dance much at all and said she changes her stage name every time she goes to a new club. I do have a picture of her, but there's no way in hell I would betray her trust and fuck it up for myself. Do you blame me. Anonymity with this hobby is important for both sides.

[Dxf289]

La Chambre for lunch today and struck up a convo with this light-skinned cutie named Seductress. She's tatted and pierced. She talked a good game, but when I came back from releasing the beer, she was gone. I mean out the club gone. She did give me a number and a work schedule before her disappearing act though. Any info on this one?

[Oneknot]

How much did the ride cost? Were there any black girls working?

.14 was more than I like to drop but I gave her a good tip for excellent attitude which is honestly refreshing. Not very often you get a girl who is truly fun! She did mention that she is normally .22 on a cruise around the world.

Yes the night crew was just starting and the black girls usually start dancing at night. I usually avoid them at the hot spot as they are aggressive, promising the world and not delivering, slow rolls on the wallet. Etc... Also, there are white girls on the day shift that I'd avoid with a ten foot pole. If you have any common/street/ho sense hey are pretty easy to spot. Especially at this place.