Streetwalker Reports

[Benchseats Rock]

(name withheld to protect the quilty)

I'm no longer going to post on this or any other thread unless it actualy helps someone. The "senior status" is absolutely bogus, in every sense of the phrase. I figure if I were to monger, twice a month as I plan to, these gentlemen would have been around how long? (riddle me this? 150 years?)

Fact is this forum has been beat to shit by the same people that have 2000 posts, and it's a fucking shame! I keep seeing posts like,"oh I had her a year ago", or "oh I knew her when". And this is from SENIOR members. It makes me sad! Put up or shut up! I understand you may not monger anymore, just admit it. Being 65 and on disability does NOT make you a monster on ANY board!

Back in the dark ages before we got all liberal and equality now and PC bullshit, you had to be nominated by at least two different Senior Members in order for Jackson to even consider going over all of your posts and determining if you were worthy of the upgrade. Those of us who came under DrMonger, Baltimonger, TrashMan, Robux. These guys are the legends of the forum. If you don't remember the wars with Uncle Otto, or know who wrecked Baltimonger's car and the whole summer of the Sharpie note pics. Then you're a newbie no matter how many posts you have.

You're right, being a Senior Member now is virtually worthless. All it takes is six months of logging in and 25 posts, and it happens automatically. No sense of community required, no verification, no honor in it at all. There's a good friend of mine here who posted such incredible detail and accuracy that he became a Senior member with his very first post. There used to be real writing here, it used to be smarter. We used to challenge each other to make the literary experience just as good as the intel. And these days, I'm reading posts that sound like the fucking penthouse forum. Or guys talking about how big their cocks are. So if its me, or whoever it is you're pissed at, I don't blame them for not interacting, at least not with you.

I don't blame Jackson for making the system completely automatic, but when he did the quality of the forum took a nosedive. I mean who would have ever imagined someone with less than 100 posts throwing a tantrum because he isn't playing in the real sandbox? It would never have happened before. But Jackson was so busy ad had such little time. He had to. And this is part of the price, and I guess that's fair. Believe me it's not ideal. A whole bunch of us offered to pay subscription fees to keep worthless nubs from ever thinking they had rank or that anyone even knew that they existed to begin with.

It used to mean something. And to those of us who came up in the days when you actually had to fucking work for it, it still does.

It took me 130 posts of nothing but solid intel and maybe one joke here and there and a month of fighting with Doc to even get noticed.

Put up or shut up? We did, we have and we do.

It just happens back channel and PM because we play by the old school rules. None of this instant gratification I have 34 posts and I want to know everything you know bullshit. We have worked the intel and with each other over more than just a few years. We know each other in real life, we're friends, we do business together, we trust each other.

I have no idea who the fuck you really are, and I never will.

That being said, you're probably never going to get the stream of data I play with. And frankly, you haven't earned it. At least not from me.

The forum will be here long after you leave, and it will still be here when you come back with a different name, but if you keep expecting old school seniors to produce the same info that we reported on last year or 3 years ago because you're too lazy to RTFF. Well, you're going to be perpetually disappointed.

I'd say don't leave and give it another shot, but it doesn't ever seem to make enough of a difference to give a fuck.

Benchseats Rock

[Barraquda22]

Why? Is she your wife?

Ill say it; OWNED.

[Benchseats Rock]

I hope you are completely covered with her.

Why? Is she your wife?

[NewbForBewb]

(name withheld to protect the quilty)

I'm no longer going to post on this or any other thread unless it actualy helps someone. The "senior status" is absolutely bogus, in every sense of the phrase. I figure if I were to monger, twice a month as I plan to, these gentlemen would have been around how long? (riddle me this? 150 years?)

Fact is this forum has been beat to shit by the same people that have 2000 posts, and it's a fucking shame! I keep seeing posts like,"oh I had her a year ago", or "oh I knew her when". And this is from SENIOR members. It makes me sad! Put up or shut up! I understand you may not monger anymore, just admit it. Being 65 and on disability does NOT make you a monster on ANY board!

[Kim Park]

Was headed home from grabbing drinks with a buddy who just split up with his long term girlfriend. Decided to swing by Conkling and see if anyone was out on a cool night. Sure enough I happened to run across Tiffany, a very pretty WSW, SW scale 9. 5, civvie 7. We pulled into a quiet spot and she leaned over and checked my lap for crumbs for a while. Little mechanical but she got me where I needed to go. All covered which I insist on but didn't have to ask for.

No signs of her having an itch to scratch and wasn't on meds. Not very talkative but then again I wasn't there to discuss politics.

Standard fare, didn't get digits but I never do. Too tempting. This was my first report, thanks to the village elders for putting good info out there, glad to return the favor.

Had a great yet short session w / a new tight ass C cup lady (name withheld to protect the quilty) last night and look forward to an encore only to find Tiffany sitting pretty on the street. As Baskin stated, she is indeed a pretty one on the SW level (kinda look like the Kristen from SA that Cls9637 just posted except for recognizable tattoos, shorter hair). We started with a very long session of protected oral (she seems to have a cold and I didn't object) and we moved over to doing it standing up because her couch is broken and it took me long, long time to come.

Gave her generous tip for her attitude. She may not be as pretty as Kristen (flabbier puppies and a very bulking yet clean shaven oyster that I am pretty sure faustus would enjoy eating.) but she still young mid 20's.

May try the oyster next time.

[Klove48]

I ran across a gorgeous MILF the other night named Vera.

First let me say that I had a great week as far as my choices. Monday I ran into a SW Idol named Ann on the blvd; then on Wednesday night I had the pleasure of hooking-up with Vera.

I was driving down Garrison blvd. Towards Gwynns Falls, and I spotted a WSW standing at a bus stop on Garrison. At first I thought she was a civi but my "monger sense" told me otherwise, so I quickly circled the area because my first thought that this was too good to be true and it could be a sting. After feeling satisfied that it was ok, I swooped her up. As we were leaving to head to my spot, I could tell that she was unsure if I was LE so she opened her shirt and told me to feel her breast. Prior to that evening, I was not a breast man, but when she opened her shirt, I saw the most perfect set of "C" cups that I've seen in my life, so with worp speed, we continued to my spot. To my surprise, she offered the usual tuition for 1/2 & 1/2. In my mind I was willing to break my rule and donate more if she asked because she looked like a Vegas escort. When she unwrapped, her package was very nice and tight. The service was great and it probably was my best score mongering in 15yrs. Of course I asked for the digits to add to my "smart phone" but my dumb ass entered the number, but I forgot to save it. Needless to say I had a very hard time sleeping that night due to my mistake. But if there is a God. I might run across her again.

I would rate her on a civi scale: Looks- 9, Body- 9. 5 maybe 10, Service- 9

[BaltMikeForFun]

In what part of town can you find Kristen? Great Photos and report!

J

I hope you are completely covered with her.

[Gintonicrocks]

In what part of town can you find Kristen? Great Photos and report!

J

A quick check on the Monger's Balti-lingo thread will supply your answer.

GTR

[J0811]

I caught up with Kristen again a week ago. She very seldom comes out anymore, prefers to just see people she knows. Her phone is out of service at the moment. She is 19, quite cute, with a great body. I like the braces look. No worries about too much metal in her mouth, she knows very well what she's doing, and takes a lot of pride in doing a good job. Kristen is a lot of fun to be with. She is more GFE than most girls around, and makes you the center of her attention. She still won't swallow, but I'm working on that with her. I'm supposed to see her this weekend, so if she has minutes on her phone by then I'll get her OK to give the number to trusted seniors. Here are some pictures of her posing for me. I have more of her in action that I will post later.

In what part of town can you find Kristen? Great Photos and report!

J

[Docbh]

I caught up with Kristen again a week ago. She very seldom comes out anymore, prefers to just see people she knows. Her phone is out of service at the moment. She is 19, quite cute, with a great body. I like the braces look. No worries about too much metal in her mouth, she knows very well what she's doing, and takes a lot of pride in doing a good job. Kristen is a lot of fun to be with. She is more GFE than most girls around, and makes you the center of her attention. She still won't swallow, but I'm working on that with her. I'm supposed to see her this weekend, so if she has minutes on her phone by then I'll get her OK to give the number to trusted seniors. Here are some pictures of her posing for me. I have more of her in action that I will post later.

Looks like she put on some weight. Nice!

A definite.

[Cls9637]

I caught up with Kristen again a week ago. She very seldom comes out anymore, prefers to just see people she knows. Her phone is out of service at the moment. She is 19, quite cute, with a great body. I like the braces look. No worries about too much metal in her mouth, she knows very well what she's doing, and takes a lot of pride in doing a good job. Kristen is a lot of fun to be with. She is more GFE than most girls around, and makes you the center of her attention. She still won't swallow, but I'm working on that with her. I'm supposed to see her this weekend, so if she has minutes on her phone by then I'll get her OK to give the number to trusted seniors. Here are some pictures of her posing for me. I have more of her in action that I will post later.

[Tazdude]

She still has the cuteness but the weight has dropped to an all time low. I hope she gets it together.

Wow she is cute.

[Breast Fed]

Tiffany from CB, Wanted some pics so everyone know that she is around. Sorry pics doesn't do her justice, I had my cheap camera. PM me if you want imfo. (only veritable mongers) Also dated Nicole from ww area. Everything went fine until I pull out, an oder came out of her that made me stick my head out the door for air, also I think she squirted some blood out.

Don't be sorry. The pix are great! She has a nice juicy ass. Just the way I like them. PM me her number when you get a chance.

[The Big Man]

Tiffany from CB, Wanted some pics so everyone know that she is around. Sorry pics doesn't do her justice, I had my cheap camera. PM me if you want imfo. (only veritable mongers) Also dated Nicole from ww area. Everything went fine until I pull out, an oder came out of her that made me stick my head out the door for air, also I think she squirted some blood out.

You said Nicole squirted blood out, from where? That is some scary shit. That along with bad odor puts her on the "Look for list".

[Crg3400]

Tiffany from CB, Wanted some pics so everyone know that she is around. Sorry pics doesn't do her justice, I had my cheap camera. PM me if you want imfo. (only veritable mongers) Also dated Nicole from ww area. Everything went fine until I pull out, an oder came out of her that made me stick my head out the door for air, also I think she squirted some blood out.