Streetwalker Reports

[CookyJar]

...who should appear but our wonderful boys in blue. Now I say boys because men tend to act like men and boys like boys. These guys were acting like boys. Very immature boys at that...

Thanks Gator. Just when I needed a good laugh.

You be careful. Them boys can be real mean.

Stay safe,

CookyJar

[Gator145]

My, my, my. Last night I'm sitting at Huntingdon station talking with Angela, Yevette, Bella, Jen, and Trish who was sitting in my vehicle. We were having a good time sharing the days events when who should appear but our wonderful boys in blue. Now I say boys because men tend to act like men and boys like boys. These guys were acting like boys. Very immature boys at that. They belong to our elite warrant unit that can't seem to catch the bad guys so they would rather try to nab one of our girls and make an example of her.

It has always been my impression of the warrant unit that they are a bunch of guys that enjoy playing dress up and run around the Kensington area doing there utmost best trying to impress the same girls they are trying to catch. And don't you just love all those flashlights they all carry. Little ones, big ones, regular bulbs, and the all new top of the line halogens.

For those of you that don't know, the Huntingdon station has better lighting than Disney World during an eclipse. What need there is for a flashlight I'll never know. But each and everyone of these angry little boys had one that either clipped to another gadget or had its own little hide away pouch.

Now, please, don't get me wrong. There are a bunch of SWs running around the Kensington area that are making so much money out there and not paying taxes on this money that it is threatening our very fragile economy. Now, rightfully so, they should all be rounded up and checked for warrants as often as it takes. This task should be performed till they all get a warrant and they can be locked up so that some overpaid judge can turn them loose. Ever wonder if those judges have pants on under those black robes? I have. I've also wondered what goes on under that big desk they sit behind in court that nobody can see under. You know that could very well be the work release program for prostitutes.

Back to my little adventure

So three of their vehicles surround my vehicle that had no intention of going anywhere anyway. The strange thing is I'm sixty one years old surrounded by five of the prettiest women I know and they think I'm going to leave? Not tonight guys.

They jump out with their scowls, ignorance and well honed attitudes to perform the tasks that they had sworn by almighty god to uphold. Two of the six were still trying to get dressed into their costume as they exited their vehicle. I just had to laugh as it was like their moms hadn't dressed them on the way out the door so they wanted to finish the process before confronting the ever elusive and notorious Kensington Street Walker. They wouldn't want to set the wrong impression. I wonder if they forgot to take their lunch when they left home. Just something that crossed my mind.

Angela saw what was about to take place and decided she would be more comfortable out of the picture. She gracefully exited the area without being noticed but returned after the visitors left.

Then one ever so zealous member of the troupe approached my truck and did his quick inspection of my vehicle with his always present and trusty black flashlight.

I've often wondered what makes these guys so ignorant and angry with the world. Could it be all that pussy running around out there and they aren't getting any?

So he poked his head in my truck and spotted my camera. Acted like he didn't see it, but I could tell he was impressed. Do you think maybe he wanted me to take his picture? Who knows, I may have done that when he was riding Santas lap this past Christmas season.

Like I said, Trish, who is a gorgeous 23 year old, was sitting with me in my truck. The warrant guy asks me if I knew what her name is. I smiled and said doesn't everybody know, her name is Trish? He started to get an even worse attitude and asked how long I knew her. I responded that that question has no merit to the situation at hand and I would not answer. I said it would make no difference if I knew her ten minutes or ten years we were doing nothing wrong. I'm thinking "boy if he only knew Trish lives with me guess I would really be in trouble". Then he more told me than asked that I was there looking for prostitutes. I jokingly asked why are you looking for a date this evening? He did not like that or see the humor in it at all. He said OK wise guy give me your I'd we'll see who has the last laugh.

Gave it to him and he spent the next ten minutes checking me out. So guess he was looking for a date after all. In the mean time he started asking my friends had they ever arrested and what their PPP number is. Everybody said they hadn't been arrested and had no idea what a PPP number is.

By this time the other troops have these dangerous girls all rounded up and surrounded standing by the SUV just waiting to put the black and white striped suits and a ball and chain on each and every last one of these notorious criminals and get them on a road crew in some distant county somewhere. They ran a check on all of us and of course we all came back cleaner than a fresh load of laundry done with Tide detergent. The girls walked away and I could see the grave disappointment on each of the boys faces.

The why slapped each other on the backs and reassured each other that they did a good job. They all vowed to look for each other at the Dunkin Donuts as often a possible.

Then the guy with the attitude that studies ignorance as a second language returned to my truck and tossed my I'd on the seat. He mumbled something about next time. I guess he is still looking forward to a date with me. He's going to be heartbroken when he finds out I don't do guys. Guess he'll really cop an attitude then. He walked back to his SUV I yelled goodbye out the window and he acted like he didn't hear me. So to be sure, I sounded my horn which got his attention. When he looked at me I looked him right in the eye and smiled and waved and mouthed the words G o o the be why e. You know he refused to say goodbye back and he drove off into the darkness. He was not at all sociable. As he was driving away a big grin came to my face. Then I knew what he meant when he said "we'll see who gets the last laugh".

[Member #5156]

I remember her. Haven't seen in years. Thanks for link HC

Thanks I appreciate it.

[Fkdave]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...chmentid=53790

I remember her. Haven't seen in years. Thanks for link HC

[Member #5156]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...chmentid=53790

Thanks thats her has anyone seeen her recently?

Thanks

[BigBen1067]

Yes that your but look great the last time I see your. Was about November.

[HungryCoyote]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...chmentid=53790

Grab the link for the pic or the post if you can and attach it to a new post. I couldn't find the pic you mentioned to see who you were talking about.

[Fkdave]

I was hoping anyone has seen Liz. 5'4 thin pics in 2008 please let me know if you have seen her.

Thanks

Grab the link for the pic or the post if you can and attach it to a new post. I couldn't find the pic you mentioned to see who you were talking about.

[Member #5156]

I was hoping anyone has seen Liz. 5'4 thin pics in 2008 please let me know if you have seen her.

Thanks

[Fkdave]

Sometimes I meet a girl, so sexy and so hot and so cute, I remember why I do this. Marisa is that girl. Ran into her at Huntington Station 1 week ago, late afternoon. Slim, brunette spinner. Pierced tongue, pretty, wearing jeans, a sweater and a cute black hat. Perfect BBBJ and multiple positions for the nasty at a hotel. Connection was strong. Figures she is one of those girls with phone issues, she couldn't remember her # and called mine but didn't leave a return #. I could scream. In her message she asks me to call her but didn't leave a # and my phone was off. It figures the super hot ones usually are the ones with the phone issues. If anyone runs into her, please treat her extremely well and if you can PM her contact info. I will surely return the favor. She is 19-21, from lower bucks county.

I keep hearing that she is out there. Anyone gotten a date or a # for this hotty yet?

[Mmppt]

Did a quick stroll tonight, pretty freaked out by LEO again. Tonight I saw a cute brunette (looking TGTBT) with a black hat on (potentially Marissa?) , but when I saw her she was walking away from a man pinned down to the ground by two police not 10 feet away. I saw her stop at the huntingdon station for a while but didn't see her after about 10 minutes. Too bugged about the first sighting that I didn't go through with it.

At the same time, saw another young brunette sitting on one of the steps near the K and huntingdon. When I saw her later she was talking to a police car through a window, and then got back to the step. She did this twice.

South K seems hot with LEO. North K a bit quieter, saw a few legit SWs.

[HungryCoyote]

I was wondering about her myself. She is still working. Is she usually up around Tioga?

Yes, that is where I see her.

[Fkdave]

Anyone have her new digits? Every time I see her, she is with someone and can't talk.

I was wondering about her myself. She is still working. Is she usually up around Tioga?

[Fkdave]

Sometimes I meet a girl, so sexy and so hot and so cute, I remember why I do this. Marisa is that girl. Ran into her at Huntington Station 1 week ago, late afternoon. Slim, brunette spinner. Pierced tongue, pretty, wearing jeans, a sweater and a cute black hat. Perfect BBBJ and multiple positions for the nasty at a hotel. Connection was strong. Figures she is one of those girls with phone issues, she couldn't remember her # and called mine but didn't leave a return #. I could scream. In her message she asks me to call her but didn't leave a # and my phone was off. It figures the super hot ones usually are the ones with the phone issues. If anyone runs into her, please treat her extremely well and if you can PM her contact info. I will surely return the favor. She is 19-21, from lower bucks county.

[HungryCoyote]

Anyone have her new digits? Every time I see her, she is with someone and can't talk.