Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Slave]

I'd to see these come true next year, but.

60 minutes means 60 minutes not 40 or 45 or 50.

Use real pics or don't post any at all.

Stop saying 'Grand Opening' if you've been open more than a month or two.

HOT TOWELS only.

This place has been having a Grand Opening for over a year. Avoid this place and especially Lili.

[Ampsterone]

Recently saw ads posted on CL for this place. Did some research but couldn't find any intel given they are fairly new. Decided to TOFTT and walked in for a half hour massage. The ad says $45 for a HH, which I figured they would immediately upsell to $50 as some other places do. To my surprised the price was as advertised. Shown to room by Linda (mid thirties, fairly pretty). Undressed, asked for soft / medium. The room offered signs of hope (lotion, kleenex box) but its a ompletely legit massage (actually pretty good). No signs of teasing, and she even said a couple times "massage a nice time for all." Ohh well, the damage wasn't too bad (45+10) , and the massage was pretty good so I can't complain. She gave me a card on the way out and told me to all ahead next time. As always, YMMV

Also TOFTT w / Linda, all signs pointed to great time. Short mini skirt. T*ts ready to pop out of her blouse. But didn't even come close to anything else happening. Did leave with a pretty decent massage though. Would return if in the area but wouldn't make a special trip.

[Treyreed1]

May have seen the same girl as a report several days ago. Nice body, cute but not stunning face. 38-39 maybe. A strong and vigorous girl, which made for a strong and vigorous massage. Dressed decidedly unsexy, though. I took it cool, didn't try any roaming, just enjoyed a hard massage. Tempting to grab those tittays when she was massaging my chest, but hey, who hasn't been tempted? I just kinda stroked them and smiled at her. She asked repeatedly if things were OK, and they were. Paid a good amount of attention to the rear and did some of the pushing that I think passes for prostate massage in some quarters. On the flip, some flirting, and then she jerked me off as I pushed her bra up and licked and sucked her breasts. A nice soothing table shower afterwards. Actually got about an hour and fifteen for the hour price-and that doesn't happen every day of the week. Damage. 60 plus. 40 tip. Once I save up, will repeat.

[Joe Fish]

I frequented this place alot before my van crapped out on me. Finally got new wheels today so I drove there (it's real close to me) to 'check out the scenery. ' I walked in and was greeted by an attractive young asian gal. I'd say she was no more than 26 or so. Asked what the price was and told her I'd be back, which I will. Hope she's there when I go back. She was a cutie for sure. I'll report back to let you all know how my appointment goes. Happy New Year to all, albeit 2 days early.

Joe Fish

[Olepapa]

Visited recently, saw Sophia. I made an appt with her based on reviews I saw on the boards. Good choice. SHe is older than th eother girls there, but more experienced and more accommodating (not that Tina and Coco are not accommodating). Asked for soft massage and lots of teasing, and that is what I got. She did a great job, she knows what she's doing. Allowed roaming everywhere including UTC. Her breasts are man made and not the best job I 've seen, but they serve the purpose and she loves getting licked and sucked up there. By the time of the flip, had her pants and thong down to her knees. At the flip, hopped off the table for time playtime. It was great and I almost lost it then and there. Back onto the table for HE which was great. Very good clean up, then she resumed massage on front which included the boys. She tried her hardest to rejuvenate them to no avail. Age and medication does that. She never gave up trying as she finished the massage. Brought me a little bottle of water and I was on my way. I will definitely return for Sophia (also for Tina and Coco).

[Mbk1999]

I'd to see these come true next year, but.

60 minutes means 60 minutes not 40 or 45 or 50.

Use real pics or don't post any at all.

Stop saying 'Grand Opening' if you've been open more than a month or two.

HOT TOWELS only.

[Essay]

Recently saw ads posted on CL for this place. Did some research but couldn't find any intel given they are fairly new. Decided to TOFTT and walked in for a half hour massage. The ad says $45 for a HH, which I figured they would immediately upsell to $50 as some other places do. To my surprised the price was as advertised. Shown to room by Linda (mid thirties, fairly pretty). Undressed, asked for soft / medium. The room offered signs of hope (lotion, kleenex box) but its a ompletely legit massage (actually pretty good). No signs of teasing, and she even said a couple times "massage a nice time for all." Ohh well, the damage wasn't too bad (45+10) , and the massage was pretty good so I can't complain. She gave me a card on the way out and told me to all ahead next time. As always, YMMV

[Victorth]

Dear Editor,

Your comment regarding hard returns in posts places the blame in the wrong place. It's actually the software that's screwed up. You can see this in the liberties the software takes with posts.

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I would suggest you see if you can get the software fixed.

Regards,

Victor (an ex-software engineer who used to deal with this kind of stuff every day.)

[Catnibbler]

Was in Watertown stopped at a place call Orchard massage.

Walked in and early 30's girl. Nice body but face so, so.

Got hour for 60 at door. Lead to room and asked to remove cloths and

Lay down. Long story short great massage with hot stone to boot.

Didn't even ask for them but see saw that I was so tight she did.

It on her own which was awsome. Absolutly no tease whatsoever.

Not on back or front. But massage was great. 60 + 10.

Didn't even get hard so I only left her 10

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[Plyfun]

Is HT closed? I tried calling and message said can't receive calls. Thats twice now. I hope not, she was excellent anyone with info? PM me if you prefer

[Thickx]

While out shopping the other day I stopped by the place behind the Squire for a little treat. Middle aged Asian with good hands. $60 at the door and $40 tip. Pretty good massage with HJ ending. Took the edge off from the shopping crazies.

[Amp Slave]

Had some shopping to do like some of us, and stopped by this place last 2206. Ads are on BP. She must have been late 40s but ok body. Got undress and asked for the med. Got the massage with a little tease, thought I was going to get the prostrate but didn't. Little OTC which was nice, baby fat and be' cups. On the flip I pointed to junior and she said. 6 but talked to down to. 4. Typical clean up with warm towel. All in all not bad but naturally looking for someone younger. Will repeat if nothing else.

[Rito1]

The Quincy area is getting worse for service even though there are tons of mp's in the area. After trying to figure out where to go (could not reach Angel) I decided to give LY another shot.

Arrived for my appointment on time and there were 3 girls on the couch. The one that took the $ was the youngest and best looking but you know I did'nt get her. I was assigned Angel (not that one) She looked about 30-35 (which means she is about 60). Nothing special about her, she was wearing jeans and a blouse. We started with the table shower which was not to bad. It lasted about 15 minutes with some teasing.

Off to the room and her massage skill were "ok". It did not feel great but it did not feel bad. I really was kinda bored and was thinking about my Christmas shoping rather that getting any extras. After a few minutes the door opened and another girl started talking to her (in Chinese). Then all of a sudden she stops and walks out the room. As I laid there thinking about the movie I saw earlier in the day I hear the door open and the massage continues. But something was different. Not only did the massage feel real good (hard) but I could feel hair brushing against me which I did not feel before.

When she got to the front of the table I could see she was wearing spandex (not jeans) so I looked up and just like magic I had a new girl. So I asked what happened and she that someone had an appointment with Angel so she had to go. Fine with me but now it gets weird. The guy that arrived is in the room next to me and he is talking very loud. He is flurting and asking her out and what she does after work, and how many hours she works a day and he just never stops.

As my massage is going all we are doing is laughing at this guy. My massuse (Erica) is even telling Angel in Chinese over the wall that he talks to much. Well when it was time for extras I had a hard time finishing because of all the talking and all the moaning (oooh, ahhhh, yeeees, right there) but thanks to the help of her B / C cups in my face I was able.

Angel:

Face 6.

Body 5.

TS 6.

Massage 6.

Erica:

Face 6.

Body 7.

Massage 8.

8 +.4.

Total time 1 hr 40 minutes! (great)

Also everyone out there have a Merry Christmas & happy new year.

[Mkfn499]

Interesting, if you Google the number you get a LOT of hits, all Asian, mostly outcall!

I had no idea about the hard returns and I am sorry for doing it. I will not hit the enter button other than to seperate paragraphs. As far as the multiple hits, I have recognized this number for a long time. I am pretty sure there are multiple AMPs this person runs. And yes Lisa is spanish that just happens to work at an AMP. She know exactly why she works there!

[Choir Boy]

Went to the place on Broadway in Haverhill. Called first to make an appointment and showed up at the appropriate time. Saw an older woman who looked like a grandmother and a younger 20s girl there and asked for the younger girl. Led to room by older lady and paid fee. Got undressed and went naked on table. Girl comes in and asks how I like massage. I turned to look and it was the older woman. I said what happened to the other girl and was told she was busy but would come in to finish the massage. So I agreed and told her I liked it hard. She did an okay massage for about 45 mins and then told to flip. Once I flipped she did less than 5 mins on my head and said all done. I asked where's the other girl to finish? She looked at me and said she busy, you all done. I quickly realized I was duped, I got dressed and left. But man was I pissed!

We've all had our share of crap but this takes the cake for me. I will never repeat and recommend that nobody ever go to the place on Broadway in Haverhill.

I wonder if these people know there is such a thing as an Internet. I guess not.