Massage Parlor Reports

[Pilot Aviator]

'tis the season to visit places and see people.

Went to see Sarah at CTM. Closed today!

Went to see Angie at Orient. Closed for remodelling?

Two strikes.

Too bad for me.

PA

[Mongeroose]

Returned to Peach to see KiKi after phoning ahead. Turns out that alias is lost on MMS. She suggested it may have been Micky or Vicky. Regardless none of those three were present. Drew Lucky ("Loo-ki"?) and decided on the half hour. She was 40 w / a gymnast's build and provided good TS without any games. Once on the heated table got switched to Kimberly for the massage. She appeared younger, taller, and very personable. Highly recommend. PM for details.

[Volvos40]

Shit, you sound like my wife. F-in hysterical. Keep it up, love the posts. Maybe when I'm 100 I can be that aware.

I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1176718

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-g-_-e/5758414

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

202-257-1108

[Oldtar]

Anyone been by TCCC this week? Any new fresh talent? I was there two weeks ago and they had some chick with spider tattoo who was too pro for liking.

Why do you guys go to places with 40 and 50 yo hags? And you pay for it. Gross. If I wanted to be touched by a 40 yo I would just stay home. Some of these old deformed hags should be paying us!

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers. I banged one of them last year afterhouse who spends her time there and at the one Annandale.

210 non including dive falls church motel.

To each his own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not looking for arm candy; I never see them in public. I'm looking for the best possible time doing the deed and I've found that older, more experienced ladies do it better. The last 20-something I saw was more interested in what was on the tv than she was in me, which was a total turn-off. Mr Johnson certainly doesn't care what they look like; only how they feel. Also, I've found that the older ladies are more open to different things, like DATY and are more reasonably priced. It's your money; see whomever you like and I'll see the ones I like. In any case, treat them well and they will treat you well.

[Mustang946]

Is now Spa Rain Flow. Like some others of you, this place used to be in my rotation. I stopped going there a few months ago as service, to me anyway, had slipped. There was a constant rotation of girls from NYC / NJ who were there for a few weeks and then left. Most of them were upsellers. While the name has changed, the interior is the same and a few (at least two) of the girls are still there. I was greeted warmly and gently chided for not visiting sooner. One of the best TS in NoVa is no more but the young lass named Susie was quite thorough in providing a standup shower. The sauna is still in good operating condition and great at this time of year. Susie then provided one of the best massages I have ever received. I did not attempt any roaming as I was very much into the massage at this point. On the flip an above average NoVa conclusion followed. I was assisted in dressing (which I like) and offered a bottle of water. I noticed that I was in there just over an hour. On the way out, one of the therapists I have seen previously gave me a kiss at the door and told me not to be a stranger. Continue to Recommend.

[Bunker Buster]

Bunker,

This woman sounds so odd and surreal that I almost want to book a time just to see the layout in her room. But I don't think I'd want my bones turned into windchimes if I were to accidentally knocked down her precise configuration of toiletries, HA.

A few of the conditioner bottles were slightly off the edge of the dresser, so I used my finger to push them back on, carefully keeping them in a straight line. She said they were arranged where she wanted them, so maybe 2. 17 mm over was the place they had to be. No worries about her doing anything more than pouting and fussing if her things are disturbed.

She probably washes and shaves the kitty 10 times a day, so the compulsive behavior has its upside. :-D.

Go see her for FS and report back.

[Morozek]

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers.

I thought that one was closed temporarily for "renovations"? Or do you mean the other one?

[JackRack]

I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1176718

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-g-_-e/5758414

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

202-257-1108

Bunker,

This woman sounds so odd and surreal that I almost want to book a time just to see the layout in her room. But I don't think I'd want my bones turned into windchimes if I were to accidentally knocked down her precise configuration of toiletries, HA.

[Bunker Buster]

I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1176718

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-g-_-e/5758414

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

202-257-1108

[Pilot Aviator]

Gentlemonger-men (and Gentlemonger-ladies. If there are any)

I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

To the different Massage Therapists / Ladies I've seen this year. Thank you. Each visit with you was a gift of time and touch. One that I enjoyed.

To my ATF location. Special thanks to you.

I would rate my visit to my AMP this week solid 9s. Eventhough it was a busy day for them. Good parking. Usual good facility. Spent a little time in the "holding room" (I arrived a good 10-minutes early (I should have figured they would be busy, but I didn't). I gifted MMS (My MMS is the greatest) , and all the staff at my ATF. Small gifts for certain, but all have been nice to me. A small thank you for the soft touch greatly appreciated.

MMS told me to lie down for a few minutes. I may have even napped.

Time arrived for my appointment, and my ATF came and got me and we moved to the usual room. And wow, new carpet (very soft). Great TS, Great massage. It is because of my ATF MT that I return. She actually cares to give her clients a superb massage. She cares about her clients as "people". It shows, and I appreciate it.

Hobbiests. As I've said before. BE NICE TO THE LADIES! If you tip your barber 100% at Christmas, you should consider tipping your usual MT more than "NoVA standard" on your end of year / holiday visit. It is the spirit of the season. And most likely your massage therapist knows your head (s) and other nooks and crannies much better than your barber ever will.

I'll be visiting NoVA places again after the holidays. And will likely continue to be Nice to the Ladies.

PA

[Captn Stubbing]

Anyone been by TCCC this week? Any new fresh talent? I was there two weeks ago and they had some chick with spider tattoo who was too pro for liking.

Why do you guys go to places with 40 and 50 yo hags? And you pay for it. Gross. If I wanted to be touched by a 40 yo I would just stay home. Some of these old deformed hags should be paying us!

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers. I banged one of them last year afterhouse who spends her time there and at the one Annandale.

210 non including dive falls church motel.

[Ginger Man]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...g.html?hpid=z4

"The Polaris Project also attended to help with assisting any possible human trafficking victims. Fortunately, none of those were found Wednesday, Fairfax police said. In fact. 38 of the 61 visited weren't even open, which may be a function of visiting massage parlors in the middle of the afternoon."

A bunch of real rocket scientists pursuing a fictional problem.

38 empty? Hmmm. Maybe the word got out.

I am not saying trafficking is not a problem in places around the world. It is. But most of these gals are just trying to make a buck, and that is all.

[Webrowser]

Went to see+see that is behind the building. Didn't notice my uncle there even though his place is relative close by. I met happy who by my judgement has to be 60. If not then I can't see. She has a great personality and attitude to make up for the deficency in looks. Everything was standard fare and finish, but just isn't worth a return visit for me and maybe that's why I haven't see too much talk about this place as well. In addition there was discouragement about mentioning this to my friends too.

Good day

I've been to this place a few of times. I love the secluded location, but that's it. Happy is actually better than any others I've had there. As you said, she has a great personality, very bubbly. Not the best looking. But definitely not 60. She only offers standard, but her technique is surprisingly very good. She lets you roam. But she remains clothed. Worth a repeat? Eh.

[Xray84]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...g.html?hpid=z4

"The Polaris Project also attended to help with assisting any possible human trafficking victims. Fortunately, none of those were found Wednesday, Fairfax police said. In fact. 38 of the 61 visited weren't even open, which may be a function of visiting massage parlors in the middle of the afternoon."

A bunch of real rocket scientists pursuing a fictional problem.

[Jpacs111]

I called them up earlier in the week and MMS said they are closed. Plan to "open soon" after they get the right licenses. Sounded like that would be in January.

The old MWC was open so I went there instead. My provider was 35-40+ K-girl named "Kay". Claims to be new but I haven't been there in months. OK body. Nice attitude. Tried hard but basically unskilled at massage. Did do some good stretching which I enjoyed. Soft touch was nice and long. Standard treatment on the flip. I pressed for more from the menu but was rebuffed. Tipped. 6 because, hey, it's Christmas. This place is clean and reliable but I would not go out of my way to repeat with this provider.

Yeah I went there yesterday and the sign said they will re-open on Dec 30th. But it probably won't be till 1st week of January at the earliest they will reopen.