Massage Parlor Reports

[Bunker Buster]

Bunker,

This woman sounds so odd and surreal that I almost want to book a time just to see the layout in her room. But I don't think I'd want my bones turned into windchimes if I were to accidentally knocked down her precise configuration of toiletries, HA.

A few of the conditioner bottles were slightly off the edge of the dresser, so I used my finger to push them back on, carefully keeping them in a straight line. She said they were arranged where she wanted them, so maybe 2. 17 mm over was the place they had to be. No worries about her doing anything more than pouting and fussing if her things are disturbed.

She probably washes and shaves the kitty 10 times a day, so the compulsive behavior has its upside. :-D.

Go see her for FS and report back.

[Morozek]

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers.

I thought that one was closed temporarily for "renovations"? Or do you mean the other one?

[JackRack]

I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1176718

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-g-_-e/5758414

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

202-257-1108

Bunker,

This woman sounds so odd and surreal that I almost want to book a time just to see the layout in her room. But I don't think I'd want my bones turned into windchimes if I were to accidentally knocked down her precise configuration of toiletries, HA.

[Bunker Buster]

I gave Bonita a glowing review after seeing her last Spring.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1176718

I hadn't seen her again, then found her ad for massage, which looked to be a bargain at $50/30.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-g-_-e/5758414

It took a few weeks to finally get in to see her, and now that I did, I have mixed feelings about the experience. She's a very sweet girl, and doesn't rush or pull any BS, so she retains high marks for that. The massage was OK, but she doesn't massage the neck, head or feet, because it's a "body massage." She uses lotion, which dries quickly and has to be reapplied every 45 seconds, and seems impervious to suggestions that some people prefer oil.

She has to be on your right side and use her left hand for the release, and has some other very particular ways about having to do things because of her OCD issues.

She also didn't want me to shower, because that's only included in the FS session, not the massage session. So, if you're married and don't want to go home smelling like lotion, I suppose you'd have to try to persuade her that you really need to shower.

When I was getting dressed, a commercial came on for "Hoarders," and she commented about how some of those people had some crazy stuff going on in their houses. This is while I'm in a room that has dozens of towels, coffee cups, half-empty hotel conditioner bottles, used toilet-paper rolls, pens, notepads, coffee cup trays, paper plates, styrofoam trays, bars of hotel soap, newspapers, and other items all stacked or arranged in precise patterns, including 15 soap boxes standing on their sides, each containing three bars of soap that have been used down to about 1/5 of their original size.

I left feeling pretty good and relaxed, and 50 isn't bad for a decent body rub and HJ, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again. Maybe. Would I recommend it? Maybe.

202-257-1108

[Pilot Aviator]

Gentlemonger-men (and Gentlemonger-ladies. If there are any)

I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

To the different Massage Therapists / Ladies I've seen this year. Thank you. Each visit with you was a gift of time and touch. One that I enjoyed.

To my ATF location. Special thanks to you.

I would rate my visit to my AMP this week solid 9s. Eventhough it was a busy day for them. Good parking. Usual good facility. Spent a little time in the "holding room" (I arrived a good 10-minutes early (I should have figured they would be busy, but I didn't). I gifted MMS (My MMS is the greatest) , and all the staff at my ATF. Small gifts for certain, but all have been nice to me. A small thank you for the soft touch greatly appreciated.

MMS told me to lie down for a few minutes. I may have even napped.

Time arrived for my appointment, and my ATF came and got me and we moved to the usual room. And wow, new carpet (very soft). Great TS, Great massage. It is because of my ATF MT that I return. She actually cares to give her clients a superb massage. She cares about her clients as "people". It shows, and I appreciate it.

Hobbiests. As I've said before. BE NICE TO THE LADIES! If you tip your barber 100% at Christmas, you should consider tipping your usual MT more than "NoVA standard" on your end of year / holiday visit. It is the spirit of the season. And most likely your massage therapist knows your head (s) and other nooks and crannies much better than your barber ever will.

I'll be visiting NoVA places again after the holidays. And will likely continue to be Nice to the Ladies.

PA

[Captn Stubbing]

Anyone been by TCCC this week? Any new fresh talent? I was there two weeks ago and they had some chick with spider tattoo who was too pro for liking.

Why do you guys go to places with 40 and 50 yo hags? And you pay for it. Gross. If I wanted to be touched by a 40 yo I would just stay home. Some of these old deformed hags should be paying us!

The AMP next Marshall HS has some 20 something providers. I banged one of them last year afterhouse who spends her time there and at the one Annandale.

210 non including dive falls church motel.

[Ginger Man]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...g.html?hpid=z4

"The Polaris Project also attended to help with assisting any possible human trafficking victims. Fortunately, none of those were found Wednesday, Fairfax police said. In fact. 38 of the 61 visited weren't even open, which may be a function of visiting massage parlors in the middle of the afternoon."

A bunch of real rocket scientists pursuing a fictional problem.

38 empty? Hmmm. Maybe the word got out.

I am not saying trafficking is not a problem in places around the world. It is. But most of these gals are just trying to make a buck, and that is all.

[Webrowser]

Went to see+see that is behind the building. Didn't notice my uncle there even though his place is relative close by. I met happy who by my judgement has to be 60. If not then I can't see. She has a great personality and attitude to make up for the deficency in looks. Everything was standard fare and finish, but just isn't worth a return visit for me and maybe that's why I haven't see too much talk about this place as well. In addition there was discouragement about mentioning this to my friends too.

Good day

I've been to this place a few of times. I love the secluded location, but that's it. Happy is actually better than any others I've had there. As you said, she has a great personality, very bubbly. Not the best looking. But definitely not 60. She only offers standard, but her technique is surprisingly very good. She lets you roam. But she remains clothed. Worth a repeat? Eh.

[Xray84]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...g.html?hpid=z4

"The Polaris Project also attended to help with assisting any possible human trafficking victims. Fortunately, none of those were found Wednesday, Fairfax police said. In fact. 38 of the 61 visited weren't even open, which may be a function of visiting massage parlors in the middle of the afternoon."

A bunch of real rocket scientists pursuing a fictional problem.

[Jpacs111]

I called them up earlier in the week and MMS said they are closed. Plan to "open soon" after they get the right licenses. Sounded like that would be in January.

The old MWC was open so I went there instead. My provider was 35-40+ K-girl named "Kay". Claims to be new but I haven't been there in months. OK body. Nice attitude. Tried hard but basically unskilled at massage. Did do some good stretching which I enjoyed. Soft touch was nice and long. Standard treatment on the flip. I pressed for more from the menu but was rebuffed. Tipped. 6 because, hey, it's Christmas. This place is clean and reliable but I would not go out of my way to repeat with this provider.

Yeah I went there yesterday and the sign said they will re-open on Dec 30th. But it probably won't be till 1st week of January at the earliest they will reopen.

[Ted Williams]

Went to see+see that is behind the building. Didn't notice my uncle there even though his place is relative close by. I met happy who by my judgement has to be 60. If not then I can't see. She has a great personality and attitude to make up for the deficency in looks. Everything was standard fare and finish, but just isn't worth a return visit for me and maybe that's why I haven't see too much talk about this place as well. In addition there was discouragement about mentioning this to my friends too.

Good day

[Yoyo Spa]

That's true. My one time there was a better experience than most places. But I was told by another provider in that area to be careful at Fruit place, which is why I haven't been back. And it'll probably be a while before I return.

I called them up earlier in the week and MMS said they are closed. Plan to "open soon" after they get the right licenses. Sounded like that would be in January.

The old MWC was open so I went there instead. My provider was 35-40+ K-girl named "Kay". Claims to be new but I haven't been there in months. OK body. Nice attitude. Tried hard but basically unskilled at massage. Did do some good stretching which I enjoyed. Soft touch was nice and long. Standard treatment on the flip. I pressed for more from the menu but was rebuffed. Tipped. 6 because, hey, it's Christmas. This place is clean and reliable but I would not go out of my way to repeat with this provider.

[Mongeroose]

Visited M&M for first time. Met by GiGi or Jean? 50ish hag. Played the hand on jr. Game at the end of a lackluster TS. No happy ending despite visible tip and normal demonstration of interest. I guess the the signs on the wall say it all.

Later visited Peach, met by KiKi. She is my new fav. 40ish, slim, attentive, skilled. Solid TS. Everything M&M was not. Heated tables are the bomb. Standard NoVa hourly rate plus above standard tip for above standard service. NoVa finish with flair. Helped get dressed after. All muscles relaxed.

[Galaxyman12]

Recently visited a latina AMP near national memorial park. 2 call system. Called en-route and once again after reaching the parking lot. Greeted at the door by my provider. Late 20's to early 30's PR latina with new york accent. A little too heavy per my liking. Paid for an hour/$.2. Undressed. Massage lasted about 15 minutes before asked to flip. Massage consisted of rubbing my back with lotion. She disrobed to panties and bra. Full roaming allowed. HE with prostate rub. Out in 30 minutes. If heavy girls are your thing, pay for 30 minutes. Would not repeat. Stay safe and be nice to the girls per PA.

G-man

[Serpico99]

She was friendly and and wanted my digits

With AMP girls, if she is pretty decent looking, I always ask to exchange digits. Hook something up on the outside rather than patronizing the AMP. You will have more fun and do a lot more things.