Streetwalker Reports

[Docbh]

Hello, gentlemen. Finally caught up with Brit again.

She states that she will turn herself in to LEOs after Christmas.

But I have some fresh pix to share w / you.

These are Jessica, Tiffany, & Brittany.

Tiffany has a number now. Contact me for it.

[SirDrDunk]

What's good guys I've been kinda of relaxing in what I would call Semi-retirement. Have'nt been out too much and when I do go I just hit the regular chicks that I always deal with. With that being said I decided to go sightseeing and see what was out. Well it wasn't much but I did notice a couple of girls but like I said I pretty much don't expand my horizons unless I get some good intel from someone. Saw the chick Tabitha passed on her after Piddybo's report wish I hadn't. Saw the girl Angel that Cls talks about had a bad time with her once pass. Moving on down saw my thanksgiving shorty Jennifer but she looked like she had the same thing on that she had on Thanksgiving when I saw that kept it moving pass. Went down by the circle saw Pricey Nicole's mom talked it up for a minute dipped she's on the rag, pass. Saw Crystal going into the dude D' place (those of you that have been to the dump know what I'm talking about) Wish I was the lucky dude on the end of the mic work. After making a few rounds was about to wrap things up and who do I see? Good old Liz still out and about even with the price on her head. Well I needed the mic work so I took a chance, she got in the ride first thing she asks is can you you that them? I've ben out her for whie nad I catn teg a that. Okay guys I guess you get the joke that's for the dude who can't post a report right. I don't know were you went to school at but I hope it wasn't Baltimore City Public School because if it was you must've have been a part of the no child left behind act. (Next time you post please leave the Ciroc alone and the Hen-dog and write something that makes sense.) LOL Now back to our regulary scheduled program. Liz is complaining about having pnuemonia or the flu and that she wanted to get some dough and go to the hospital. Okay I'll be nice and hook you up could have got her for a dime but felt it wasn't right, we go to the dump because I was pressed for time D hooked me up with the Condo, the front room. Now me and Liz head up and who do I see? Crystal, damn I talked it up with her first thing I asked is where have you been she said that she's been chilling for a minute. Then she says to me can we hook up I tell her I got Liz now she comes back with let's make it a double. Told her it wasn't in the budget today sorry I'll catch you later. She must have hooked up with a street pharmacist because this dude had mad drugs on him. Any way me and Liz get to the room she takes of her top she has lost some weight but I guess that's to be expected, just pulled down her pants and that was cool with me. Now on to the fun now those of you that have been with Liz already know the mic work is good she did a good job even with that fact that she wasn't feeling great. She asked me was I ready to pound that ass? Sure was bent her ass over and hit it from the back she started talking dirty to me I guess she thought I was going to pop quick like that. Nope hit it for about a good 15 mins. Made her cum about 3 times. She said I made her cum I think you need to now backed out lined up the cannon and did the "pornstar pop" right in her mouth but then after the pop she jumped on again and did some more mic work made me pop again and then asked,"Did I get it all?" I must say she did asked her why the extra mic work? Because you have always been nice to me and I like giving you head. Okay I can't complain about that went home happy camper.

[Breast Fed]

I found Shannon (WSW 5'4 6, SW scale) near the top of the hill on the PP loop. Shannon was looking for a ride. Very pleasant experience, no BS, just a quick LE check. I found a good spot to relax and found myself on the receiving end of a better than average BBBJCIM with good DT skills and a tidy finish. Standard cab fare was offered at my destination.

She is a definite SW idol. One of my all time favorites on the patterson park loop. Man can she suck a dick.

[SlapHappy4]

I'm always interested in talent with a good attitude. If you get a chance try to take a few pics. Merry Christmas indeed.

Went for a loop today around 5ish. Not much of a selection out at al the the ones I did see were actually decent looking but after circling the block to check for LE, they were gone.

About to call it quits for the night when I finally get ahold of Tabitha on Payson & Eagle. 23 why. O, WSW, medium length blonde hair, green blue eyes, decent body. 5ft 5. Did the cop check and off we go. Says she gets. 4 for head and asked if she was crazy. Got her to. 2 plus tip if she was good. Negotiations were agreed upon and off we went down 95. Holy poops! This girl knows what she was doing. Great suction, DT, slurping, twisting, licking the shaft and the boys. She is really good and it takes me a long time to nut. She worked it for 25 minutes with a single complaint. In fact, kept asking me if I liked this or that. In fact, I liked everything she was doing. Started getting curious about what's under the hood so took her back to my spot for a sample. 1/2 & 1/2 and greek was on the menu. Did the deed and helped her tuition bill with. 4 plus. 1 tip.

She's a very friendly girl. Good company and seems to have a head on her shoulders. Only thing is, she then starts "making plans" about hanging out and going out and all this wacky stuff. Kinda freaked me out but seems like a keeper. Got the digits and will repeat later this week.

If you get ahold of her, treat her right fellas. She is a nice one and we all know that there aren't many somewhat decent ones out there.

[Piddybo]

Went for a loop today around 5ish. Not much of a selection out at al the the ones I did see were actually decent looking but after circling the block to check for LE, they were gone.

About to call it quits for the night when I finally get ahold of Tabitha on Payson & Eagle. 23 why. O, WSW, medium length blonde hair, green blue eyes, decent body. 5ft 5. Did the cop check and off we go. Says she gets. 4 for head and asked if she was crazy. Got her to. 2 plus tip if she was good. Negotiations were agreed upon and off we went down 95. Holy poops! This girl knows what she was doing. Great suction, DT, slurping, twisting, licking the shaft and the boys. She is really good and it takes me a long time to nut. She worked it for 25 minutes with a single complaint. In fact, kept asking me if I liked this or that. In fact, I liked everything she was doing. Started getting curious about what's under the hood so took her back to my spot for a sample. 1/2 & 1/2 and greek was on the menu. Did the deed and helped her tuition bill with. 4 plus. 1 tip.

She's a very friendly girl. Good company and seems to have a head on her shoulders. Only thing is, she then starts "making plans" about hanging out and going out and all this wacky stuff. Kinda freaked me out but seems like a keeper. Got the digits and will repeat later this week.

If you get ahold of her, treat her right fellas. She is a nice one and we all know that there aren't many somewhat decent ones out there.

[Docbh]

That little girl must have lost her cell phone, or BF sold it to get his fix.

She has not been picked up on her FTA, and no listing on MD inmate locator, so she is "OK"

Last picke her up on Baltimore St. Leads are appreciated. Thank you.

Hello. I saw her for 1/2 minute yesterday on Ramsay St. Near Busy B's. She is w / BF at his uncle's spot (?)

She told me she has to go to jail. I saw the sheriff's car right after she said that and they all scrambled towards Monroe

St. Of course, she hit me up for a 20 & thats the last I've seen of her.

Meanwhile at the DOC cave, I sampled Becky, Crystal, Jessica & Tiffiny.

So the weekend was not a waste.

Let you know more as I find out.

BTW I can't make the rounds next week; so Happy Holidays fellow mongers!

[The Big Man]

I was out today around noon. As soon as I hit Wilkens close to the round about where the SW hang out I see this tall chick. (Or so I think) It was that damn six foot or so tall TS White guy with tits. He / she comes to my car and I tell him," You are a dude" He walks away saying "Oh my god" as if I sad something wrong. I think some guy got some head from him once and was in denial.

Becky was out but I stopped fooling around with her. Some nice neat brunette which Becky calls her daughter was out. She looks to be about 5-1 and maybe 100 pounds. I would hit that but she didn't want to come to my car.

5-0 was pulling over cars but it seem like it was only junkies they were stopping.

[Oakwood99]

In the last 24 hours, Wirelesswizard's first post has started the longest conversation between a diverse group of posters this Baltimore forum has had in months. For that, Wirelesswizard, I thank you. For those feigning militant grammarian outrage, that's wonderful. I can only assume that you refrained from mocking his syntax because it was not worth your time to mention it on the board. It's either that or syntactic structure is beyond your purview.

Seriously, since all of us can navigate the mean streets of B-more without getting killed, it shouldn't be too difficult to discern what Wireless wizard was saying and garner some information. Everybody here has talked to a SW who was geekin, tweakin, leanin, or straight dope sick. And yet even under those arduous circumstances, you still got to nut in someone's mouth.

In pic 1, we have Jessica. A sweet girl who is quickly rising in the ranks for favored provider of mine. I jung out with her earlier ib the week. I wrote about her before and will reiterate that she's a nice girl. Like Lori, she's naturally a giving person and will look into the camera without you having to ask. I have a soft part in my heart for girls who are sweet and a little nasty. I'll pm her # to seniors who have shown me kindness.

Slaphappy had mentioned Jenna.

I had seen her several times over the summer and fall and always left her with a smile on my face and pics of her to jerk it. I mean remember our encounter. I have a nice face shot of her for my contact icon, but my old sd card got corrupted so I can't pull the original file. I wish I could grab it from the main memory off my phone but I can't. So though not as pretty of a representation of her, picture 2 is Jenna licking some "unknown" substance off her hand. If anyone has any idea of where she is, your intel will be appreciated. I'm fairly certain I have the same # for her that Slaphappy has.

For those that don't know her, she is well read. She's the type of girl who would use the word asinine and not spell it assanine or assassinnine. She is the only girl I have met on the scene whose vernacular regularly included terms like superfluous, magnanimous, egregious and even the word vernacular.

The 1st pic is of Liz doing nice nice in a dark area. Like my last post about her, her number is still "good" but not so much.

The fourth is Crystal. She's been reported on by people here. Yeah she lost weight from being pretty huge and is still thick, but I like her. She is adventurous and giving. I know she's staying at the Fulton house with Taylor. I took both of their numbers, but didn't save it directly when taking this photo for my contact icon. Any help would be appreciated.

YMMV with any of these girls. I hold them in fairly high esteem when it comes to this shit. Folks, let's get back on point, please.

I saw Crystal yesterday, she is one of my favorite. I have a number for her don't no how reliable it is. She called me last week from another number. I will PM the number I have.

[Lombardo]

That little girl must have lost her cell phone, or BF sold it to get his fix.

She has not been picked up on her FTA, and no listing on MD inmate locator, so she is "OK"

Last picke her up on Baltimore St. Leads are appreciated. Thank you.

[SlapHappy4]

I found Shannon (WSW 5'4 6, SW scale) near the top of the hill on the PP loop. Shannon was looking for a ride. Very pleasant experience, no BS, just a quick LE check. I found a good spot to relax and found myself on the receiving end of a better than average BBBJCIM with good DT skills and a tidy finish. Standard cab fare was offered at my destination.

[Ms Exsw]

Partner I appreciate your efforts to contribute to the board. However, you can't spell or write worth a damn. You should have never dropped out of HS. I gave up after the third line, Too confusing.

I felt the same way. I tried so hard to read but between his spelling & lack of punctuation I was lost.

[Bunker Buster]

Ordinarily I wouldn't directly critique a post directly on the forum but this is just pitiful. Wizard, before you make any further attempts to contribute information, please take the time to obtain an education (at least 5th grade level). I was left with a migraine after viewing your illiterate and pathetic attempt at communicating your thoughts. The "paragraph" you have conjured up is nothing more than a confusing run on sentence (notice there is only one period at the very end of the post). I'm perplexed that a grown man could butcher the English language to such a degree. If you choose to post in the future, please include a secret decoder ring so that the readers of your gibberish might be able to decipher what you are trying to say.

Q

Wizard's post is completely unreadable and deliberately written in the ghetto teen style.

There should be plenty of leeway for people who aren't good writers, and no one should criticize people who struggle with writing or make basic spelling and grammatical errors. This isn't English class, and if someone's post is clear enough for us to understand, that's good enough.

However, Wizard violates every rule of the language, and every USASG rule about posting in the 12-year-old texting abbreviation style.

Wizard, every language has punctuation. Use it. It's not there to cramp your freedom, but to let readers know when one thought ends and another begins. You know this, but think you're being hip, and maybe too lazy to care. Sorry to inform you, but it looks stupid to everyone else.

When you finish talking about one thing, tap a period, tap a space or two, then capitalize the next letter. When you finish a thought, hit "enter" twice, and start a new paragraph.

Fully spell out these words: though; know; asking; going; and.

If you just do these things, you'll become a contributing member of society.

This isn't nitpicking, it's the difference between those at the bottom of the barrel, and everyone else.

Your choice in a free country.

[Breast Fed]

Picked up Tiffany on Conklin. She was out with her younger sister, who looks older. Went to the local notel. Tiffany is a brunette WSW. 23 years old 5'6" 130 lbs. Said she doesn't do greek often, but decided to try. Lucky Me! She was very tight. Told me to slow down since I was getting carried away. Didn't complain or rush, very nice girl. Will definitely repeat. Have digits for senior members only.

[Rizalboy]

In the last 24 hours, Wirelesswizard's first post has started the longest conversation between a diverse group of posters this Baltimore forum has had in months. For that, Wirelesswizard, I thank you. For those feigning militant grammarian outrage, that's wonderful. I can only assume that you refrained from mocking his syntax because it was not worth your time to mention it on the board. It's either that or syntactic structure is beyond your purview.

Seriously, since all of us can navigate the mean streets of B-more without getting killed, it shouldn't be too difficult to discern what Wireless wizard was saying and garner some information. Everybody here has talked to a SW who was geekin, tweakin, leanin, or straight dope sick. And yet even under those arduous circumstances, you still got to nut in someone's mouth.

In pic 1, we have Jessica. A sweet girl who is quickly rising in the ranks for favored provider of mine. I jung out with her earlier ib the week. I wrote about her before and will reiterate that she's a nice girl. Like Lori, she's naturally a giving person and will look into the camera without you having to ask. I have a soft part in my heart for girls who are sweet and a little nasty. I'll pm her # to seniors who have shown me kindness.

Slaphappy had mentioned Jenna.

This chick was pretty active about two months ago. 5'4 WSW brunette 125lbs.

I had seen her several times over the summer and fall and always left her with a smile on my face and pics of her to jerk it. I mean remember our encounter. I have a nice face shot of her for my contact icon, but my old sd card got corrupted so I can't pull the original file. I wish I could grab it from the main memory off my phone but I can't. So though not as pretty of a representation of her, picture 2 is Jenna licking some "unknown" substance off her hand. If anyone has any idea of where she is, your intel will be appreciated. I'm fairly certain I have the same # for her that Slaphappy has.

For those that don't know her, she is well read. She's the type of girl who would use the word asinine and not spell it assanine or assassinnine. She is the only girl I have met on the scene whose vernacular regularly included terms like superfluous, magnanimous, egregious and even the word vernacular.

The 1st pic is of Liz doing nice nice in a dark area. Like my last post about her, her number is still "good" but not so much.

The fourth is Crystal. She's been reported on by people here. Yeah she lost weight from being pretty huge and is still thick, but I like her. She is adventurous and giving. I know she's staying at the Fulton house with Taylor. I took both of their numbers, but didn't save it directly when taking this photo for my contact icon. Any help would be appreciated.

YMMV with any of these girls. I hold them in fairly high esteem when it comes to this shit. Folks, let's get back on point, please.

[Seva Lurker]

For those of you who knew him or have learned from his wisdom, I invite you to a holiday block tour / RT in his honor. He will be missed. This used to be an annual tradition and it's one that I think we should start up again.

- Bench.

I never had the honor of meeting Trashman, but he and I did exchange tidbits here before he moved on to a better monger stroll.

Bench if you do put one together, let me know when and where and I'll do my best to be there.

I'll second Bench's respect for Trash. Go looking back through the Baltimore, DC and Norther VA archives. The man was a worthy monger. He could roast you in one sentence for doing something stupid and praise you in the next.