Streetwalker Reports

[Rizalboy]

In the last 24 hours, Wirelesswizard's first post has started the longest conversation between a diverse group of posters this Baltimore forum has had in months. For that, Wirelesswizard, I thank you. For those feigning militant grammarian outrage, that's wonderful. I can only assume that you refrained from mocking his syntax because it was not worth your time to mention it on the board. It's either that or syntactic structure is beyond your purview.

Seriously, since all of us can navigate the mean streets of B-more without getting killed, it shouldn't be too difficult to discern what Wireless wizard was saying and garner some information. Everybody here has talked to a SW who was geekin, tweakin, leanin, or straight dope sick. And yet even under those arduous circumstances, you still got to nut in someone's mouth.

In pic 1, we have Jessica. A sweet girl who is quickly rising in the ranks for favored provider of mine. I jung out with her earlier ib the week. I wrote about her before and will reiterate that she's a nice girl. Like Lori, she's naturally a giving person and will look into the camera without you having to ask. I have a soft part in my heart for girls who are sweet and a little nasty. I'll pm her # to seniors who have shown me kindness.

Slaphappy had mentioned Jenna.

This chick was pretty active about two months ago. 5'4 WSW brunette 125lbs.

I had seen her several times over the summer and fall and always left her with a smile on my face and pics of her to jerk it. I mean remember our encounter. I have a nice face shot of her for my contact icon, but my old sd card got corrupted so I can't pull the original file. I wish I could grab it from the main memory off my phone but I can't. So though not as pretty of a representation of her, picture 2 is Jenna licking some "unknown" substance off her hand. If anyone has any idea of where she is, your intel will be appreciated. I'm fairly certain I have the same # for her that Slaphappy has.

For those that don't know her, she is well read. She's the type of girl who would use the word asinine and not spell it assanine or assassinnine. She is the only girl I have met on the scene whose vernacular regularly included terms like superfluous, magnanimous, egregious and even the word vernacular.

The 1st pic is of Liz doing nice nice in a dark area. Like my last post about her, her number is still "good" but not so much.

The fourth is Crystal. She's been reported on by people here. Yeah she lost weight from being pretty huge and is still thick, but I like her. She is adventurous and giving. I know she's staying at the Fulton house with Taylor. I took both of their numbers, but didn't save it directly when taking this photo for my contact icon. Any help would be appreciated.

YMMV with any of these girls. I hold them in fairly high esteem when it comes to this shit. Folks, let's get back on point, please.

[Seva Lurker]

For those of you who knew him or have learned from his wisdom, I invite you to a holiday block tour / RT in his honor. He will be missed. This used to be an annual tradition and it's one that I think we should start up again.

- Bench.

I never had the honor of meeting Trashman, but he and I did exchange tidbits here before he moved on to a better monger stroll.

Bench if you do put one together, let me know when and where and I'll do my best to be there.

I'll second Bench's respect for Trash. Go looking back through the Baltimore, DC and Norther VA archives. The man was a worthy monger. He could roast you in one sentence for doing something stupid and praise you in the next.

[Faustus]

Make it known to her up front that she can earn a tip by performing so and so deed and then it's up to her to comply and earn it or not.

That's the clincher for me. It takes me a long time to finish, and I HATE< when a girl starts to natter on about having to get somewhere. So I always say up front there'll be extra if she doesn't rush me and "treats me right". I have found that that pretty much puts it into her head that ANYTHING I ask for is part of "treat me right" and she'll do it.

Thanks for the research, Bench.

[Benchseats Rock]

After reading all the "required tip" BS with Brit and other girls mentioned here recently, I thought I would go RTFF'ing and find a post from our late leader and Monger General, TrashMan.

For those of you who knew him or have learned from his wisdom, I invite you to a holiday block tour / RT in his honor. He will be missed. This used to be an annual tradition and it's one that I think we should start up again.

- Bench.

The price that you pay has less to do with the "going rate" and more to do with what you perceive the value to be. I am willing to give a PP skank a 20 for a quick BJ but am willing to pay more for a gorgeous honey naked in a hotel room with lots of time and a swallow.

Tips are for the girl providing better than expected service, regardless of whether that may be from a skank in an alley parking spot or a swanky hotel room. It is NOT automatic as in a waitress situation, the two are not analagous.

Tips asked for up front are not tips, they are shake downs. Tips asked for afterwards are pleading for a little more money. Only you can decide is they provided extra service or not. If not, then gently explain to the girl what it will take next time to receive a tip and that's up to you as an individual. Could be slower, wetter, deeper or ball / asshole licking etc. Could be her stripping and encouraging you to finger fuck her while she sucks. Could be her catching and swallowing. Make it known to her up front that she can earn a tip by performing so and so deed and then it's up to her to comply and earn it or not. Either way, you've honest.

The cardinal sin I think is to mislead these girls with a promise of more money and then stiff them for it. That's just wrong.

[Sphinxal]

Don't forget the pinapple soda.

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

I just spent the night getting hammered and got through it fine.

Maybe it's a state of mind thing.

Maybe if you pretend you're an inner city ghetto douchebag typing away on a Net10 phone stoned in the front seat of a lowered Caprice with 22's and big gold spinners. In the parking lot at Royal Farms trying to make a convenience store pickup with a grape flavored blunt. Then maybe you'd understand the post.

Bench

It's a shame when the good providers go downhill.

Brittany wasn't one of them, so no great loss I guess.

Now if any one of my go to ATF's actually decided to become reliable. Well shit, that would be a nice problem to have.

[FrederickRider]

See he is trying to tell us something in codes so that if le is reading this they can't decipher what is going on, (neither can we!) lolololololololol.

Becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

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[Benchseats Rock]

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

I just spent the night getting hammered and got through it fine.

Maybe it's a state of mind thing.

Maybe if you pretend you're an inner city ghetto douchebag typing away on a Net10 phone stoned in the front seat of a lowered Caprice with 22's and big gold spinners. In the parking lot at Royal Farms trying to make a convenience store pickup with a grape flavored blunt. Then maybe you'd understand the post.



Bench


It's a shame when the good providers go downhill.
Brittany wasn't one of them, so no great loss I guess.

Now if any one of my go to ATF's actually decided to become reliable. Well shit, that would be a nice problem to have.

[NewbForBewb]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

Wait for it. Wait for it. Few have contributed what he already has! I can forgive stupid. What I cannot forgive are those trying to keep their post numbers up with nonsense. Back to your regularly scheduled moron-a-thon. To those lurking, please join and check out the posts of those you see. Turns out they may not know as much as they're letting on.

[The Big Man]

Nothing personal, but it's "Where are the grammar police". But your point is so correct, and I was thinking the same thing. It does us no good reading a post that we cannot comprehend.

OK Ernest Hemingway, can you please let go of my testicles now?

[Croaker56]

Fuck, I must comment.

Once dated a teacher who taught at a Baltimore City school, named Paul Laurence Dunbar Middle School. Boy did she have stories, like a 16 year old in the 8th grade who drove him and others to school or how there was an 18 year old who was 6th grader and always hit on her. She added, though it was bad at this middle school, there were worst schools, such as Lake Clifton High School, where-get this- played in the hallways all day! What they played was poker, dice, and dominoes. Sounds like something out of that show "The Wire," but much worse. They also drank forties and smoked weed and sold drugs! And but of course, have sex on the stairs and in the bathrooms. Back at Dunbar Middle, mostly girls would eat each other out in the bathrooms. How did my girl at the time know this? She walked in on them! She also added that she had it easy compared to the Language Arts Teacher, as she was a Math teacher, so not much writing was involved.

Anyway, at one point I did a gig scoring essays for public school state assessments. I was part of a team that scored the writing of 11th graders for the state of Maryland. Trust, I've seen worst. This is pretty bad and he may have been high on marijuana when writing this. He may also have been on some rock and just wrote a stream of consciousness. What I can say, if he is a Baltimore City School product, then it is no surprise. Perhaps if Wirelesswizard is reading, he'll take the criticism and make a better attempt. Shit, I'll even edit the damn thing, within reason- what I mean I will not edit writing like this. It hurts the eyes, as well as the mind!

Mr. Pot, have you met Mr. Kettle?

[Propellor]

Fuck, I must comment.

Once dated teacher who taught at a Baltimore City school, named Paul Laurence Dunbar Middle School. Boy did she have stories, like a 16 year old in the 8th grade who drove him and others to school or how there was an 18 year old who was 6th grader and always hit on her. She added though it was bad at this middle school, there were worst schools, such as Lake Clifton, where-get this- played in the hallways all day. What they played was poker, dice, and domino. Sounded like something out of that show "The Wire," but worst. They also drank forties and smoked weed and sold drugs! And but of course, have sex on the stairs and bathrooms. Back at Dunbar Middle, mostly girls with eat each other out in the bathrooms. How did my girl at the time know this? She walked in on them! She also added that she had it easy compared to the Language Arts Teacher, as she was a Math teacher, so not much writing was involved.

Anyway, at one point I did a gig scoring essays for the state assessment. I was part of a team that scored the writing of 11th graders for the state of Maryland. Trust, I've seen worst. This is pretty bad and may have been high when writing this. He may also been on some rock and just wrote a stream of consciousness. What I can say, if he is a Baltimore City School product, then it is no surprise. Perhaps if Wirelesswizard is reading, he'll take the criticism and make a better attempt. Shit, I'll even edit them damn thing, within reason- what I mean I will not edit writing like this. It hurts the eyes, as well as the mind!

Wow. Are you now the 24 year old in the 8th grade? I could get through the 1st paragraph, but you completely lost it on the 2nd! Maybe your stuff kicked in?

[Professor Q]

Ordinarily I wouldn't directly critique a post directly on the forum but this is just pitiful. Wizard, before you make any further attempts to contribute information, please take the time to obtain an education (at least 5th grade level). I was left with a migraine after viewing your illiterate and pathetic attempt at communicating your thoughts. The "paragraph" you have conjured up is nothing more than a confusing run on sentence (notice there is only one period at the very end of the post). I'm perplexed that a grown man could butcher the English language to such a degree. If you choose to post in the future, please include a secret decoder ring so that the readers of your gibberish might be able to decipher what you are trying to say.

Q

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

[Barraquda22]

I think he is saying that he had sex, patronizes BP gas stations and frequently laughs out loud. But not necessarily in that order. Why is that not clear?

Damn! You beat me to it <

BQ22

[Green Shadow]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao...

WTF did you just say? Learn how to type and probably how to speak also!