Streetwalker Reports

[Propellor]

Fuck, I must comment.

Once dated teacher who taught at a Baltimore City school, named Paul Laurence Dunbar Middle School. Boy did she have stories, like a 16 year old in the 8th grade who drove him and others to school or how there was an 18 year old who was 6th grader and always hit on her. She added though it was bad at this middle school, there were worst schools, such as Lake Clifton, where-get this- played in the hallways all day. What they played was poker, dice, and domino. Sounded like something out of that show "The Wire," but worst. They also drank forties and smoked weed and sold drugs! And but of course, have sex on the stairs and bathrooms. Back at Dunbar Middle, mostly girls with eat each other out in the bathrooms. How did my girl at the time know this? She walked in on them! She also added that she had it easy compared to the Language Arts Teacher, as she was a Math teacher, so not much writing was involved.

Anyway, at one point I did a gig scoring essays for the state assessment. I was part of a team that scored the writing of 11th graders for the state of Maryland. Trust, I've seen worst. This is pretty bad and may have been high when writing this. He may also been on some rock and just wrote a stream of consciousness. What I can say, if he is a Baltimore City School product, then it is no surprise. Perhaps if Wirelesswizard is reading, he'll take the criticism and make a better attempt. Shit, I'll even edit them damn thing, within reason- what I mean I will not edit writing like this. It hurts the eyes, as well as the mind!

Wow. Are you now the 24 year old in the 8th grade? I could get through the 1st paragraph, but you completely lost it on the 2nd! Maybe your stuff kicked in?

[Professor Q]

Ordinarily I wouldn't directly critique a post directly on the forum but this is just pitiful. Wizard, before you make any further attempts to contribute information, please take the time to obtain an education (at least 5th grade level). I was left with a migraine after viewing your illiterate and pathetic attempt at communicating your thoughts. The "paragraph" you have conjured up is nothing more than a confusing run on sentence (notice there is only one period at the very end of the post). I'm perplexed that a grown man could butcher the English language to such a degree. If you choose to post in the future, please include a secret decoder ring so that the readers of your gibberish might be able to decipher what you are trying to say.

Q

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

[Barraquda22]

I think he is saying that he had sex, patronizes BP gas stations and frequently laughs out loud. But not necessarily in that order. Why is that not clear?

Damn! You beat me to it <

BQ22

[Green Shadow]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao...

WTF did you just say? Learn how to type and probably how to speak also!

[Seva Lurker]

I just posted a paragraph I hope it went thru.

Most of us wish that it had not made it through.

A couple of things.

First read the posting guidelines.

Second, heeding that, learn to use sentences and paragraphs that portray a COMPLETE thought. I don't even think that the 'Dragon' software would help here.

Lastly, as a 'regular member', Jackson holds all posts until he has had a chance to review it. If you read through the forum rules and such you would have learned this.

The slams aside, at least you are trying to provide information. Better than many other newbies who just demand information. Take the flames as a lesson learned.

So guys, let's give him a break and hope he figures out how to collect an present his thoughts in a more concise manner.

[Stealth Mode]

Partner I appreciate your efforts to contribute to the board. However, you can't spell or write worth a damn. You should have never dropped out of HS. I gave up after the third line, Too confusing.

Nothing personal, but it's "Where are the grammar police". But your point is so correct, and I was thinking the same thing. It does us no good reading a post that we cannot comprehend.

[Masonm]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

I think he is saying that he had sex, patronizes BP gas stations and frequently laughs out loud. But not necessarily in that order. Why is that not clear?

[Cls9637]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

WHAT?!? I don't understand!

[Propilot]

Partner I appreciate your efforts to contribute to the board. However, you can't spell or write worth a damn. You should have never dropped out of HS. I gave up after the third line, Too confusing.

I gave up after the third line also. I am too tired and it is too late in the night to put forth the effort to read that post. Maybe in the morning.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[SirDrDunk]

Dude, WTF? I hate to criticize or pick on you, but you have butchered this post. It is filled with grammatical errors, run on sentences, misspellings, one period and not a comma to be found. Also, does your computer have spell-check? It seems that the post is filled with good information, but WOW!

Propilot-Always check your six.

Only thing I can say to this is what my friend Charles Barkley would say "This is turrible" LOL

[Muff Scout]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

For fucks sake dude!

If you are an example of the Maryland public school system, America is doomed.

I don't know what else to say. I am in a state of ignorant shock.

I may not be able to get an erection for a couple of days.

Hope you guys get over this before I do.

Muff Scout

[Propilot]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

Dude, WTF? I hate to criticize or pick on you, but you have butchered this post. It is filled with grammatical errors, run on sentences, misspellings, one period and not a comma to be found. Also, does your computer have spell-check? It seems that the post is filled with good information, but WOW!

Propilot-Always check your six.

[The Big Man]

Partner I appreciate your efforts to contribute to the board. However, you can't spell or write worth a damn. You should have never dropped out of HS. I gave up after the third line, Too confusing.

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.

[WirelessWizard]

I just posted a paragraph I hope it went thru.

[WirelessWizard]

Met with jody maybe 3times LOL picked her up first rigth of carey an washington she did have a room of of ostend it was dirty as hell to me because there was like 3 flies in there flyin around but the window was open so I was like f* it lets do it I did 30 an 10 for the room she got a big booty lmao that what I was foor but that was a year ago I tried to mess with her once back in the spring and she does dik around like I gota be like where you goin na forget that lets do this right quick LOL face game was nice I mean she older so she expierenced but dating her now I'd pass definately same with taylore she is waaay downhilll she wanted me to post for her I was like now freakin way valerie is a good experience you can catch her round patapsaco an washngton blvd intersection toward that 7 elleven there 1 BSW I did mess with my that gas station too but I guess when she had on a dress I was like dam she llook like ashanti the rnb singer LOL but seen her the other day an wasnt feelin it she using to much now probaly chrissy is a hassle unless you get a double with her an steph than she's a sweetheart but there could be another chrissy you all are talkin about I would post way more frequent but I always for my logoin password its such a hassle an acts like it won't recognize me but I forgot I used an offset email from my others I mean if my girls ever accidently saw a usguide email notification she I would be ssoooo f*the LOL becuze if I let her use the computer I got to remeber to erase all my history shyt but anyways renee is a really sweet lady idk imean its not her face her body is the truth tho but lost her digits she hasnt contacted me either I haven't seen her round in awhile has anyone else also to the guy askin about jen that stay off ostend I haven't heard from her either her cell does work but no answer she may be mad at me becuse she called me for 60 an I blew her off LOL an never responded an she did metion she hates that I do have a gem out Brooklyn le is crazxy round thee bytheway if you see agirl name brook out there don't mess with her she a complainer I hate when they complain after 2min in that pisses me off LOL to the guy that had 800 that was so dumb def be on BP although I don't kno why I don't use it I always start to an then after I call I bluff out maybe because I kno I'm spendin that bread but I do knno guys I have all the gym just like drmonger does hes really smart by the way on a random note when I'm mongering I always see this silver like crystler truck is it you doc LOL its def not le becuase when its nothing out hes like me driving around LOL forno reason I got a new car but I was the lincoln lmao LOL wastin all my freakin gas mone, why its been so dead out or all the girls that are out look so sick as hell or wack I do nothin an come home wastin 20 to 30 bucks in gas I never go out after 3am tho its always dad to me or I'm too scared or they come and I make a uturn and there gone LOL.