Strip Club Reports

[Drtsnooch]

But, in my limited experience, if you're firm in not going to VIP until you know exactly what's going to happen, they'll eventually either walk away or give you a full menu breakdown. I presume that the ones who walk away just want to get you in the back and perform a slow roll cash extraction from your wallet with the lowest level of service possible. I always establish a flat fee before heading to VIP regardless of the level of service that's agreed upon.

I stopped in All Stars for the first time today around 3pm. Nice clean club, food smelled good. I was the only white person there besides a bartender if that matters to you. Maybe 8 girls. Working. A few were really good looking. Unfortunately none of those came my way. I was approached by two girls, both 5's at best. Both asked if I wanted dances but didn't hint of anything extra. I stayed and hour, drank two beers and left. Off to King of Diamonds.

This club is about the same size as All Stars and I think it had better looking girls, at least today anyway. There was a gorgeous blonde white girl, another older white lady, and maybe 6 other black girls that were all good looking. I mean really good looking. I was shotting at the bar and bit for a fairly aggressive black girl named Jackie. She told me how she was going to take me in the back and molest me, get freaky, etc.

Here is the part where I really need to be a fucking shark. 2 dances deep, cock out, still teasing, She asks if I have a condom. No I don't carry them around with me. Dammit. I get 2 more good regular dances and tell her to stop. I them ask her how much I owe her. She answers with $150! I tell her more like $80. She kinda sluffs it off and says that is fine.

Nothing happened but an unfinished HJ.

I believe that my mistake was not being direct and simply asking what is on her menu. I fell for her trap, she made an easy $80 (almost $150) and I left empty handed.

I'm going to try this place out again though because of the talent, the relaxed feel of the place, and the good food and drink prices. Burger / fries / beer for $5, a bottle of bud light alone was $4. No valet charge or admission for me at 4pm.

[Gwailo]

I know Penthouse and Hustler welcome smokers at the upstairs bars.

I realize that smokers might actually be perceived by the general public as lower on the social scale than a stripper with rottencrotch who blows 20 guys in one night. However, I enjoy a crown and coke and titties much more with a cigarette than without one. I live in Indy, where we can still smoke in bars as long as it's all over 21. I am aware that you can smoke upstairs at the FC. Any others?

[Jooop]

I have to say, I'm from the Toledo area and it's been about 15 years since the last time I visited the Detroit strip scene. I've been following the board pretty regularly, and have been thinking about making a trip up to check it out, based on the reviews. We don't have nothing down here that sounds like it even comes close. However, after reading from several people's posts, it seems that you guys have a serious problem up there with the strippers having smelly odors. I'm really starting to wonder if it's that widespread up there, or just a few here and there? May make a difference in my decision to come up. I have a weak stomach, and I don't want to barf on a naked chick.

Never thought of stink snatch have a girl at the coliseum that comes up to me really cute but dam the smell.

[Jooop]

I realize that smokers might actually be perceived by the general public as lower on the social scale than a stripper with rottencrotch who blows 20 guys in one night. However, I enjoy a crown and coke and titties much more with a cigarette than without one. I live in Indy, where we can still smoke in bars as long as it's all over 21. I am aware that you can smoke upstairs at the FC. Any others?

You can smoke at the Coliseum there is a area in the back with a bar.

[Bigboi47]

YMMV, but the Bouzouki is not really known for extras. Too many suburbanites sneaking in after casino trips I imagine. Not a place for mongers.

A long time ago extras where to be had there on the dayshift, nights the bouncer watches the dancers closely. Take out may still be an option but it has been awhile since I have been there.

[Tmadden]

Anyone know if the girls at bouzoukis offer any extras. Was there on Saturday and the talent looked alright. There were a few girls I would like to get with. Any good experiences?

[EarlyCuyler]

I realize that smokers might actually be perceived by the general public as lower on the social scale than a stripper with rottencrotch who blows 20 guys in one night. However, I enjoy a crown and coke and titties much more with a cigarette than without one. I live in Indy, where we can still smoke in bars as long as it's all over 21. I am aware that you can smoke upstairs at the FC. Any others?

[Bigboi47]

I have to say, I'm from the Toledo area and it's been about 15 years since the last time I visited the Detroit strip scene. I've been following the board pretty regularly, and have been thinking about making a trip up to check it out, based on the reviews. We don't have nothing down here that sounds like it even comes close. However, after reading from several people's posts, it seems that you guys have a serious problem up there with the strippers having smelly odors. I'm really starting to wonder if it's that widespread up there, or just a few here and there? May make a difference in my decision to come up. I have a weak stomach, and I don't want to barf on a naked chick.

The smelly cooch is an isolated thing it happens though, if you have not been to the clubs here in 15 years you should have a good time. Hustler Club is right off of I75.

[HardOn]

Had a visit to Bogarts this week. Arrived on the early side and was totally unimpressed with the talent level. New girls started rolling in and I decided to hang in there for awhile to see what would develop. Things started to heat up around 1000 PM. Received offers to play from 2 beauties; decided to go with Sabrina a slim long legged brunette with a pony tail that I would rate at the 8 level. The menu was $1. 0 for a CBJ and $1. 5 for the works; sounds good to me. Had the mezzanine to myself so went to left to get the end cabin. Sabrina put the chair back towards the monitor, sat me down and went to work. Awesome mouth work with great deep throat action. Followed by nice kitty action with great view of the pumping. Highly recommend Sabrina.

[JoesParty]

I have to say, I'm from the Toledo area and it's been about 15 years since the last time I visited the Detroit strip scene. I've been following the board pretty regularly, and have been thinking about making a trip up to check it out, based on the reviews. We don't have nothing down here that sounds like it even comes close. However, after reading from several people's posts, it seems that you guys have a serious problem up there with the strippers having smelly odors. I'm really starting to wonder if it's that widespread up there, or just a few here and there? May make a difference in my decision to come up. I have a weak stomach, and I don't want to barf on a naked chick.

I'd say it is still an isolated occurrence. You just hear about it here because (a) guys want to tell each other who to avoid, or (be) it makes for funny, if unpleasant, stories, or (see) well, you get the point. I'll admit I haven't traveled the Detroit circuit far and wide, but in my modest experience, I don't run across it very often. Even at Bogart's, which itself has a distinct odor (three parts stale smoke, one part peeler perfume, two parts just plain "old").

I'd recommend the trip, especially if you're already so close.

[Indian Chuck]

I have to say, I'm from the Toledo area and it's been about 15 years since the last time I visited the Detroit strip scene. I've been following the board pretty regularly, and have been thinking about making a trip up to check it out, based on the reviews. We don't have nothing down here that sounds like it even comes close. However, after reading from several people's posts, it seems that you guys have a serious problem up there with the strippers having smelly odors. I'm really starting to wonder if it's that widespread up there, or just a few here and there? May make a difference in my decision to come up. I have a weak stomach, and I don't want to barf on a naked chick.

[Mister Slate]

This very same scenario has happened to me, as well. Or after DATY, those juices get lodged in your nostrils. There are various ways to combat it, but here is what works for me. You have to physically clean your nostrils. I have used the following:

1) Scented Wet Ones. Roll it up and ream each nostril while spinning as you push in and pull out.

2) Bar soap on a rag, or with your little finger.

3) Beer. Seriously. If you don't choke or puke, beer in the nostrils.

4) Nasal spray. Afrin, Flonase, Nasonex, etc.

5) Swimming pool water! LOL, that is a new one, but should work.

I know it seems kinda gross, but it's better to do these things than to tolerate unwanted snatch smells.

For me it's just a deal breaker. It's like somebody setting out a meal that looks great but smells rotten. I'm not looking for ways to mask the odor. I just don't want anything to do with it. There are a whole lotta girls who don't have the problem at all so it's not that hard to be selective about.

[JoesParty]

Samantha is good and has great tits, BUT they are implants.

I agree. I sort of understand why everyone says Samantha's tits are real, as they do look quite convincing, as far as implants go. But if you've ever felt them, you know right away they're not quite authentic.

[Member #4076]

I've checked brook a couple times. First was a couple years ago and she was phenomenal. Then early this spring I noticed she was a little fishy. Again, later in the summer. Fishy. I won't take the chance again. I recommend Samantha on day shift. Long wavy sandy hair, big natural the's, thin, but curves. Always a great time with this one.

Samantha is good and has great tits, BUT they are implants.

[Member #4934]

Wow. I just noticed that. I wrote the report earlier while I was at work so I didn't want to use a work computer. I did it on my phone. For some reason, this site will not keep my logged on with my phone for very long so I had to type it in another program, then log in to the site and copy and paste to the site. It must have done that in the paste process somehow. LOL. Believe me, I would never type that.

The asterisks come from multiple spaces when you upload your report.

They don't show in the preview. I think the preview converts them to single spaces.