Massage Parlor Reports

**Ted Williams** · 11-29-11 08:45

A little while ago and thanks to some previous reviews I decided to avoid having a frown at smile. I went next door to va physical therapy. This has reopened and is going under another name. (not sure what but I haven't checked CL) I didn't ask alot of questions this time since it seems to make the therapist uneasy when you ask some general questions about her or the place. To get to the point, I had a late 30s average looking lady, joy is what she goes by. The massage was rather lame and no teasing, roaming during hour. The finish was poor and mechanical. I have been frustrated with the past few months with the level of service in area. I have lowered my expectations, but still leave disappointed. However, there always seems to be inflation for tip at all locations, but lack of service. So Iended up still having a frown anyway.

Good day

**MoonView** · 11-28-11 11:52

So I've been very happy with the services provided from Jennifer lately and would not hesitate to recommend her to anyone but as I was in the last time for an appointment I found myself having to wait a bit for her to appear. But as the service there is always very considerate I was offered a shower from Tina (another provider). She was a bit older and had a somewhat smokey voice but I found her engaging while she showered me. I would not call her a classic beauty but there was a connection during my shower.

So I was wonder if anyone has had any experience with her they would like to share. Postings of general info is appreciated but if you can provide specifics please go to PM, for the obvious reasons.

Thanks,

MnV

**RoaminRonin** · 11-27-11 05:19

Originally Posted by Black Coffee [View Original Post]

They got raided April 16th of this year. They are on FFXle radar and 2 miles from FFXle training facility. You take your chances. Very limited menu last time I was there. They DO NOT like internet reviews.

Definitely do not like the internet stuff.

Went there recently and got a good massage but had to be firm in the begining, they knew me there too but even then very YMMV.

**Roamin Roman** · 11-26-11 20:19

After finishing at the gym last weekend I decided to get the muscles worked to alleviate some of the after-workout aches. Anne was the only therapist there when I arrived, so it was Hobson's choice on that score. She had been my therapist on a previous visit and, even though that previous session was unusual, having her as a therapist again wasn't a problem. I paid her the. 8 house fee; then, undressed while she got the shower ready. (FYI, it's a standup DIY stall, but the water is warm and the facility is clean.) After the shower, I dry off and go back to the room for a full hour's worth of having my muscles worked over and soothed. Like last time, the session was unusual for the amount of conversation (LOTS) and her giddy behavior. She was always joking and finding funny things to talk about (even commenting that I looked like Rowan Atkinson, the British actor who notable for his Mr. Bean character). The reason I say it was an unusual session is because, with the conversation and jovial demeanor, it was a bit difficult to just relax. But, she means well and gives a good rubdown. The session lasted at least an hour, sans any interruptions, and standard for this location. She offered bottled water at the conclusion. I was going to tip. 8 but realized that I only had. 6 remaining in my pocket. Offered to retrieve another. 2 from the car, since the workout was worth it, but she declined (even though I said it would be no problem and repeated my offer twice more). Will I return? Probably so, although it'll be at a time when I don't mind the extra conversation. (This time around, I just wasn't really looking for a lot of conversation. I just wanted to drift off into Netherland for the hour. Oh, well, nothing's pecfect.) If you go and happen to draw Anne, treat her nicely (as the Pilot always says). But, be aware upfront that this gal likes to converse with her customers. Any questions, please send me a BC note and, depending on how well I know you or what your post history reveals, I'll try to answer any questions you might have.

R:R

Cleanliness

Shower: 9. 5 (clean stall)

Room: 10 (clean sheets; changed after session)

Convenience: 9 (easy access / good parking)

Discreetness: 9. 5 (quiet location)

Safety: 9. 5 (no loiterers; well-lit location)

Selection: 4 (based on prior visits)

**AKFourtySeven** · 11-26-11 15:59

I went to ATMB yesterday. I got a great massage from really nice mid 40's lady. Standard Nova finish. No roaming.

She excelled at the massage and the soft touch finish. I think it was just her and the mamasan. Place was not busy. I was the only one there the whole time. Which was a little more than and hour. Mamasan got the usual and the nice lady got. 80.

**DC Outlaw** · 11-26-11 13:07

Originally Posted by Living Abroad [View Original Post]

When I was running around FC, there was a bevy of AMP options. I'm trying to expand my range down into Alexandria. The closer to OT the better. I've done a fair amount of research but there isn't much that is recent. Anyone with a decent experience down that way?

It has been awhile since I have visited but I was never disappointed. It is in the Fort Hunt / Belle Haven area across from the country club.

**Black Coffee** · 11-26-11 05:36

Originally Posted by Newbie3 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Your intel has helped me out tremendously!

Anybody know anything about the faaaar east?

They got raided April 16th of this year. They are on FFXle radar and 2 miles from FFXle training facility. You take your chances. Very limited menu last time I was there. They DO NOT like internet reviews.

**Newbie3** · 11-25-11 19:25

Hey guys,

Your intel has helped me out tremendously!

Anybody know anything about the faaaar east?

**AKFourtySeven** · 11-25-11 09:27

No it won't be better because they won't be there the next time.

And guess what, next time, the service she shows us will be all the better.

**LexLuther** · 11-25-11 02:25

Originally Posted by Pilot Aviator [View Original Post]

"Have fun storming the castle. It would take a miracle." (with appologies to Princess Bride fans).

Castle has been on and off my rotation of places to go for the past year or so. It had been several months since my last visit. Most likely it will be several more before I return. It did not take a miravcle to have fun, but the fun was much reduced.

Arrival 9/10. Very good parking. Discrete. And good entrance. Walk up the flight of stairs, ring the bell. Wait.

Greeting friendly 8/10. Inside is a very nice facility. Some of the largest tables in the area.

Standard for the hour. 8.

Provider. On this visit. Not so much to my liking. I try not to be critical. Very long, full lenth hair. Older (and much older than past Castle visits). Square (not a spinner). Chatty with playful attitude.

Shower. This was the best table shower facility I'd ever seen. The table is gone. Perhaps will be replaced next month. The attended shower, well, not really much (she spent more time not getting wet, shower was mostly self-service)

Sauna. Good and hot. And it was cold, so very good.

Massagi. Very good to excellent. Slow, methodical, very strong hands."pinch technique" on the calves that I don't really like. But no tease until the very end, and no request (nor permission granted by the provider for reciprocal). Interupted twice by clients arriving (I was only client when I got there) and telephone calls.

Ending. Efficient. But nothing special, not playful. But a giggle or two.

I'll not bother with the subjectiveness of the F / B/A / S scale. It was my first visit with her. Most likely will not repeat with her, but will repeat at the place (sometime in the future). Remember, all you are paying for is a massage. And the massage was very good.

I left a standard tip for standard NoVA. She was not unhappy. I was not unhappy.

Be extra nice to the ladies. They are one of the things to be Thankful for this week. (I'll be extra nice when I see my ATF next week)

PA

Yes. You are correct. We should be thankful for these girls. They bring much needed and all too rare joy into our lives. So the rare girl who can do it well and really provide this service in that unique way that allows us to leave happy is a rare treat. We need to be thankful, but most of all, we need to be kind and appreciative. We need to think occasionally of showing our kindness with a little extra generosity. Not everyone will do this. So that will make us appear all the more special in her mind. And guess what, next time, the service she shows us will be all the better.

LexLuther

**VAPilot** · 11-23-11 18:36

Originally Posted by LateNights [View Original Post]

From INSIDENOVA. COM: "A task force of federal agents and local police officers Friday raided Eva Health Therapy on Crestwood Drive in the Manassas area. Police said those arrests were the result of a nearly two-month investigation following several complaints of prostitution at the spa." Drove by on my way home from work tonight just to check and they are closed, at least for now. Haven't seen any reports of patrons being caught up in the raid, but, Feds, yikes. Be careful out there.

Bummer. That's sux. I've been there 3-4 times. 2 diff providers, and got a very good TS and firm massage. Std NoVA. Some roaming. FS or BJ never came up. Over all a very good experience.

**Pilot Aviator** · 11-23-11 10:07

"Have fun storming the castle. It would take a miracle." (with appologies to Princess Bride fans).

Castle has been on and off my rotation of places to go for the past year or so. It had been several months since my last visit. Most likely it will be several more before I return. It did not take a miravcle to have fun, but the fun was much reduced.

Arrival 9/10. Very good parking. Discrete. And good entrance. Walk up the flight of stairs, ring the bell. Wait.

Greeting friendly 8/10 . Inside is a very nice facility. Some of the largest tables in the area.

Standard for the hour. 8.

Provider. On this visit. Not so much to my liking. I try not to be critical. Very long, full lenth hair. Older (and much older than past Castle visits). Square (not a spinner). Chatty with playful attitude.

Shower. This was the best table shower facility I'd ever seen. The table is gone. Perhaps will be replaced next month. The attended shower, well, not really much (she spent more time not getting wet, shower was mostly self-service)

Sauna. Good and hot. And it was cold, so very good.

Massagi. Very good to excellent. Slow, methodical, very strong hands."pinch technique" on the calves that I don't really like. But no tease until the very end, and no request (nor permission granted by the provider for reciprocal). Interupted twice by clients arriving (I was only client when I got there) and telephone calls.

Ending. Efficient. But nothing special, not playful. But a giggle or two.

I'll not bother with the subjectiveness of the F / B/A / S scale. It was my first visit with her. Most likely will not repeat with her, but will repeat at the place (sometime in the future). Remember, all you are paying for is a massage. And the massage was very good.

I left a standard tip for standard NoVA. She was not unhappy. I was not unhappy.

Be extra nice to the ladies. They are one of the things to be Thankful for this week. (I'll be extra nice when I see my ATF next week)

PA

**Zingie** · 11-23-11 09:25

Originally Posted by Vamassage Fan [View Original Post]

Maple Avenue is Rt 123. Runs the full length of Vienna. You have to do your homework on these.

Yes, I know that maple ave is rt 123, but it is only maple st for a certain section along 123 (ie within the city limits of Vienna). Maple st does not go up to address number 703 towards the west (doesn't go past the 500's) , and 703 east is across form the country club and does not fall at an AMP's doorstep. I also wasn't asking a question; I was making a comment. Whoever posts this AMP's ads seems to get the 3 and the 7 backwards sometimes. My comment about several recently opening up along maple these days is true. I can say I've done "MY" homework, but you have not. But I'll give you a pass for being further educated now.