Massage Parlor Reports

**D Willis** · 11-25-11 09:52

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

For me AMP's have been my choice for safety and avoiding issues with Uncle Leo. There is definitely a cost for this and usually a quality issue. Also, references seem to be needed. For an AMP man that values privacy for various reasons. No references and not willing to give personal info. There are some places to get good seafood. Not anywhere near the Ocean. Not as fresh. Mutton is OK, but I miss those lambchops. Yes, there is a price.

Down in Indian River County the kindly uncle staked out an AMP for a month and recorded every license plate and took photos of the clients. They ran a sting on the AMP, then issued arrest warrants for all the clients they had recorded. Kind of gives me pause. Much better to see a well know lady in a safer private location I think.

**EmptySpot** · 11-24-11 23:54

I have seen lots of great providers over the last few years although I just became a member of this site recently. Sometimes you are just in the mood for an AMP. My schedule is very limited and most providers required an hr notice or more if they are busy. Most of the times I stroll for a SW and end up I'm an AMP, I have already tried several providers and just could not book at the moment. My last trip to MLS was a lot better and cheaper. Thanks for the input and stay safe.

Originally Posted by Montana77 [View Original Post]

You know, I'll never understand you AMP guys.

$150 for a HJ? Do you know you could get full GFE, with no clockwatching BTW, from many wonderful, attractive, highly skilled women that are consistently mentioned and reviewed on this forum for $100 to $120?

(Shaking my head with a perplexed look on my face.)

Montana

**TheeeGentleman** · 11-24-11 23:27

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Had a strange dream that I went out for some asian food and came across a place off Colonial that offered both natural foods and natural therapies. There was a full menu in the dining area and the therapy was also decent. I really wanted lamb but all they had was mutton. Not as fresh and tasty as the seafood one could get at the ocean but still satisfying. Two dining rooms. One small and one large but the same menu available in both places. Basic natural therapy was. 70, an appetizer called choked chicken was. 50, flaming head cheese served asian style was 1. 00, and a full course meal for 1. 50. No waking up hungry in the morning.

Ate at this restaurant again. Now I've gotten to know both waitresses pretty well. Again, both sides of the restaurant have the same menu. The choked chicken and flaming head cheese both came as an appetizer with the full course meal. Not gourmet, but satisfying. I left very full in only 30 minutes.

**TheeeGentleman** · 11-24-11 23:17

Originally Posted by Montana77 [View Original Post]

You know, I'll never understand you AMP guys.

$150 for a HJ? Do you know you could get full GFE, with no clockwatching BTW, from many wonderful, attractive, highly skilled women that are consistently mentioned and reviewed on this forum for $100 to $120?

(Shaking my head with a perplexed look on my face.)

Montana

For me AMP's have been my choice for safety and avoiding issues with Uncle Leo. There is definitely a cost for this and usually a quality issue. Also, references seem to be needed. For an AMP man that values privacy for various reasons. No references and not willing to give personal info. There are some places to get good seafood. Not anywhere near the Ocean. Not as fresh. Mutton is OK, but I miss those lambchops. Yes, there is a price.

**JackRPerez1** · 11-23-11 21:08

Originally Posted by EmptySpot [View Original Post]

Stopped by MDS on the way home for some pre turkey rub. Saw Roxy and gave her a try. I know they are pricey, but the girls are top notch. They have this new flat rate, no tip, no haggle thing available and I gave it a try due to my little head usually ends up spending more than the big head could afford (I'm bad at haggling). Big mistake. Huge mistake. Roxy was cute. Not thin but nice figure and great breast. Ok body rub (normal for them) and on the flip it went down hill. Very mechanical HJ and when I asked her if she was going to unwrap she asked me "did you pay flat rate?". Yes. I don't do nude. What? Almost lost my chubby then and realized that if I had not paid flat rate she probably would have. At least she lost the top and the breast were great. All in all $150 out of pocket. Lesson learned.

I may be wrong but why not just find a provider for that amount. For 150 you could have gotten so much more and gotten to see some kitty. I have read this post a few times and don't understand why. Better luck next time EP.

**Member #4565** · 11-23-11 19:18

You know, I'll never understand you AMP guys.

$150 for a HJ? Do you know you could get full GFE, with no clockwatching BTW, from many wonderful, attractive, highly skilled women that are consistently mentioned and reviewed on this forum for $100 to $120?

(Shaking my head with a perplexed look on my face.)

Montana

Originally Posted by EmptySpot [View Original Post]

Stopped by MDS on the way home for some pre turkey rub. Saw Roxy and gave her a try. I know they are pricey, but the girls are top notch. They have this new flat rate, no tip, no haggle thing available and I gave it a try due to my little head usually ends up spending more than the big head could afford (I'm bad at haggling). Big mistake. Huge mistake. Roxy was cute. Not thin but nice figure and great breast. Ok body rub (normal for them) and on the flip it went down hill. Very mechanical HJ and when I asked her if she was going to unwrap she asked me "did you pay flat rate?". Yes. I don't do nude. What? Almost lost my chubby then and realized that if I had not paid flat rate she probably would have. At least she lost the top and the breast were great. All in all $150 out of pocket. Lesson learned.

**EmptySpot** · 11-23-11 17:47

Stopped by MDS on the way home for some pre turkey rub. Saw Roxy and gave her a try. I know they are pricey, but the girls are top notch. They have this new flat rate, no tip, no haggle thing available and I gave it a try due to my little head usually ends up spending more than the big head could afford (I'm bad at haggling). Big mistake. Huge mistake. Roxy was cute. Not thin but nice figure and great breast. Ok body rub (normal for them) and on the flip it went down hill. Very mechanical HJ and when I asked her if she was going to unwrap she asked me "did you pay flat rate?". Yes. I don't do nude. What? Almost lost my chubby then and realized that if I had not paid flat rate she probably would have. At least she lost the top and the breast were great. All in all $150 out of pocket. Lesson learned.

**BigPoppa 1966** · 11-23-11 13:29

Originally Posted by Ukieman [View Original Post]

I went to the Longwood Spa a couple of weeks ago. I was in the area and had about an hour to kill before a meeting so I decided to drop in and see how the Longwood Spa was doing. I had not been there in several years and prior experiences were hit and mis at best. Paid the $80 house to fee to Mamasan that was also therapist. She was an older overweight asian, maybe a 2 in the looks dept. TS was at best a 2. Massage was also about a 2, the ending was maybe a 4. Had me out the door in under 30 minutes for my 80 house fee. Will Not be returning.

Ukieman

I had the same exact experience this past weekend. I was praying that the momasan was not going to be the Therapist ant that the skinny little asian that I saw out of the corner of my eye would be, then she turned around and, well lets just say that place has never been the same since Becky left.

**Quasimodo45** · 11-23-11 02:01

I went to see our favorite Ukrainian Tanya recently as all I wanted a really good rub. Asked for 120 min on the phone – she said she preferred 90 min when I got there. Massage was really good – really thorough finding the tight spots. The usual not too much effort put into avoiding the naughty bits – and no effort put into hitting them. Asked if I wanted to be covered on the flip.

Got to talking with her about her style. (I had no problem understanding her as I have worked with Russian speakers before.) She is trained for a more vigorous style – you know – real therapeutic stuff. Finds the light touch silly – of no benefit. I tend to agree. Says she does more women than men. Does not care which she does.

My conclusions. We say she dresses in a sexy manner. But – this is more normal for proper women from the former Soviet states. I can see why she may be extra careful in her current situation. Her studio used to be a computer lab as part of the front office suite in the condo community she lives in. It went unused & was empty. She claims it was offered to her reasonably. My guess is she will obey the rules to maintain the sweetheart deal. From what she said I conclude – massage is more common where she is from – and nudity is no big deal. Want more? See the comrade practitioner next door – another respected member of the community. With constraints removed would she offer extras? Your guess is as good as mine.

I'll be back to see her – she says I am more than welcome to come back.

http://centralflorida.backpage.com/T...250607/4946841

**SA2222** · 11-22-11 22:32

Name is Lindsey. She is older and chunkier than pic indicates, but it's her. $ for the appt which included CBJ. She's a bit loopy; not high quality, could pass for a SW. She says FS is not available. Solid CBJ, but there's better quality providers out there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-5034/4546675

**Seminole John** · 11-22-11 09:42

I don't know if you gave her a bad vibe or what but that girl is known for shall we say going above and beyond the call of duty. Well I guess as always YMMV.

Originally Posted by Haha99 [View Original Post]

I met this lady today.

The add is on escort section, so I expected an escort. However, she did not offer FS. She gave a soft touch on my body. No HJ, etc. .

80 for 1 hour total.

I was a little bit disappointed. Her massage was not typical massage. It was just touch my skin. I thougth she is an escort becuase her massage is not typical.

http://centralflorida.backpage.com/F...fun-23/5546513

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**Jimhatz** · 11-22-11 08:09

Originally Posted by Plzd269 [View Original Post]

With all due respect you are being quite vague, how about telling us the post number of tne first report and more info about the pm you received, hell you could even copy and paste it to a report so we all have an idea of what we are dealing with. You can't expect other members to back you without producing documentation of your experience. Famous SM or not I would like to know more about what you say he did and try to understand the reasoning behind it.

The same thing here. Money is tight these days and if someone is misleading people we want to know.

**Jimhatz** · 11-22-11 08:04

Went to NT recently and had a great time. Left double relaxed! PM me for details.

**Plzd269** · 11-22-11 06:13

Originally Posted by Haha99 [View Original Post]

Sorry, the report was post at the end of Oct but not mid Nov.

With all due respect you are being quite vague, how about telling us the post number of tne first report and more info about the pm you received, hell you could even copy and paste it to a report so we all have an idea of what we are dealing with. You can't expect other members to back you without producing documentation of your experience. Famous SM or not I would like to know more about what you say he did and try to understand the reasoning behind it.

**Haha99** · 11-22-11 01:07

Sorry, the report was post at the end of Oct but not mid Nov.

Originally Posted by Haha99 [View Original Post]

I was mislead by a report from a famous SM and got nothing. That SM laughed at me indirectly when he replied PM to me.

I don't care how you guys protect the ladies. Laughing at me is not the way to protect her. In addition, suggesting me not to call her again sounds ironic. If she is not good, why did you recommend her to other people in the new post (Mid Nov. 2011). I lost my money and you win your happiness from laughing at me. Is it funny to see other people lost money due to your malicious report which recommed a bad lady?