Escort Reports

[Hank The Dwarf]

For a good time, you got to call KatieKuda, AKA the BabblingHooker.

She will be back in December.

If she doesn't contact you with her digits, let me know, because I will give out her digits to most seniors.

HtD.



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You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

Nice review Hank. Sounded like a nice time.

Is she still around?

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[Fiberglass]

[QUOTE=Hank The Dwarf; 1311725]I had the pleasure of meeting this girl.

You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

Nice review Hank. Sounded like a nice time.

Is she still around?

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[Long Slide]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

I've always thought that taking at least one photo in front of a known landmark provides some degree of authenticity.

Messy apartments aren't very welcoming, but I guess it's better to know ahead of time, then to find out when you get there.

Personally, I enjoy seeing photos taken in bathrooms. You know the ones, where it's hard to notice anything else other than the pimple puss squirted all over the glass mirror.

Mmmm. Now THATS attractive!

[Rito1]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

It would not hurt them to smile either. I see to many pics that look like someone is forcing them to take it.

You have to make me want to see you.

[Hank The Dwarf]

I had the pleasure of meeting this girl.

You have probably not seen my posts in this forum except for the preceding Zimbabwe hoax that I just couldn't pass up on.

So, seriously this report is for REAL.

She sounded soo sexy on the phone I could hardly wait for her arrival from out of state, and she was on time!

When she emerged from her car, I instantly went to full mast wood.

It was almost as if she was my fiance and we had finally been reunited after a long separation.

She was all over me almost as much as I was over her like like an octopus, right therE in the street, sweet, the sensuous tonguing had me so anxious, like high school

Intensity.

When we entered the hotel room, and as she locked the room's door, she never took her eyes off me.

BTW, I am no Adonis, Clarabell is a more worthy description, being so short and having size 15-16 shoes.

She began more deep French kissing, then pushed, no, threw me backwards (gently though) onto the bed.

She got on top and drove her tongue down my throat.

Some of the best French kissing I have had, ever.

Eventually, she worked her way down to my dick, slowly, the long way.

Man did she make love to my dick, deep throated the whole thing, and it was so great it was hard not to pop.

And, he liked it as much as I did!

I finally got her on her back and made my way down from her mouth to her sweet, clean, fresh and hairless pussy.

She deftly put the condom on so smoothly, I didn't even realize it was on.

Every position from her ankles over her shoulders, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side by side, spooning her pussy from behind, (I do not do anal, but I think if I was so

Inclined it would have been easier than hitting the pussy, and I think she is into that, don't know, you'll have to ask her yourself) was just fantastic.

Best $300 I ever spent, and you are wasting your money on anyone else!

How many times have you spent $100-$200 and been disappointed?

She is a pleaser and I have to give her the highest rating ever!

And I've had a few.

[Hank The Dwarf]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more:

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw

I thought I was the only one this happened to.

So, others in Zimbabwe have experienced this too.

Don'tcha hate that?

What a waste of $100. 00.

Yep, five times before I left.

I am still in love with her.

I think I got her Pregnant.

HtD

[Leggeddog]

FYI Girls when you take a photo of yourself, try using a nice place way too many photos are taken in a messy bedroom, or an dirty room. A turn off for me and will nt be getting any of my business. Just my. 02

[Playgirls]

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

Hope you both enjoy your vacation. Hopefully it's somewhere warm.

Jim

[Kit Kat]

As some of you have noticed, I've been taking a well deserved vacation for the last week or so. My partner Jack has now joined me on my vacation. Because of this, Royal Touch will be closed until Sunday November 6th. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. But rest assured, we will be back, and we'll also be adding three brand new girls to the Royal Touch family when we return.

Xoxo Kat oxox

[BabblingHooker]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

LOL. Today was a rough day. Strenuous photoshoot. I needed to stroll into USA and get this laugh! Thanks JimMack!

I think he fell in love because she could back that ass up! Hahahaha.

[Jim Mack]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey.

Updated: Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 1:21 PM EDT.

Published : Wednesday. 26 Oct 2011, 7:46 AM EDT.

(NewsCore). A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night.

Sunday Moyo. 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard.

He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court,"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court,"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," The Herald newspaper reported.

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news...#ixzz1cbAdQ4hw

[Deb4512]

Not too young though. And prefer not to give out too much personal info due to the fact of being married.

[Rexxbreefs]

There's a recent posting by a fellow gentleman whose seen her. I was able to connect with her on her final night in Boston and glad I did. This experience was one of the best. Was fairly simple to arrange the rendezvous at a Boston hotel. Yoko is very friendly and pretty; we immediately connected. Fast FWD to the BBBJ. Oh my god. My dick was literally dancing from it! Time to slap the cover on and she climbed up for a long hard ride, switch to some good doggy then finishing with mish. All the while it was a fantasy come true for me and I was very impressed at my performance with this porn star. After finishing I asked her to lay with me for a few minutes to cool down together. Then she offered me a massage which was very good! Was there just a little over an hour, no rushing whatsoever we also had some interesting small talk. I don't know if I'll ever see her again but she rocked my world. And I hope I rocked hers a little too.

[Skirtchaser7]

Saw Katie of Royaltouchescort. Com about 2 months ago. Sorry I'm just now posting. She is young, beautiful, and a nice body. She's in demand, and was sore from being pounded too much during the previous days. This limited us to mostly missionary position. But that at least went quite well. Also the CBJ was good, and long. Would have liked to have pounded her from the rear, too. All in all, I'll probably repeat. I gave her a $20 tip, in addition to the usual hour fee of RoyalEscort. It was my first time with this agency, and I'll be calling them again.

[Nrlmus]

I can't speak on AMPs, but I find that is fairly common among providers. I'd say about 60% of the girls I see will provide that level of attention (although sometimes you do need to request it). I know one provider in particular who can deep throat and lick my balls at the same time. Now that is rare, of the literally hundreds of providers I've seen over the years, only 3 could do that. Of those three, only one is still in the business.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

Yea. I know. I only knew one who could do that. Unfortunately none around here