Massage Parlor Reports

[Pilot Aviator]

Snow (and rain) and wind. October! Go figure.

But the warmest greeting by MMS. It was quiet. And my ATF very happy that I made an appointment.

A hot shower, time in the sauna (yes!) , a great massage. Maybe I could learn to like snow / rain / blustery days.

Standard rates. But I was more generous (but no more than I usually am).

There is a reason to have places where they know you. And an ATF. Today was one of those reasons.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Newinva]

I had a dream this afternoon.

Dreamt that I was turned away at Honto & Herndon Therapy since they were busy. Used the phone to scout around on CL & BP and found an independent masseuse in Sterling.

Dream continues with fixing up an appointment & being there in no time. Basement of a home and nice, heated massage. Petite, slim and such smooth skin. About late 30's.

Dreamt about a fantastic massage with a lot of oil used. Got kinks on my back worked out for about 30-35 mins and then the fluttering fingertip massage and my boys being played. On the flip, had my thighs and feet worked first. And then the HE. Slow and soft, drawing out the pleasure. Limited roaming.

Dreamt of her flawless ass, smooth skin, and I was tingling all over. After about 20-25 mins of play, I finished and felt oh so good.

Dream ended with a nice hot shower, and $ left on the table and a nice hug on the way out.

[Tomfool]

After being turned away at my usual location on Hempstead this morning, decided to try something new. Stopped in at M&M on Franconia. Big sign for such a seemingly busy office park. Up the stairs, rang the bell, door was answered by "michelle" who was to be my therapist. Slender, tallish and (to me) quite attractive. Somewhere between 30-45. I'm bad at ages. Paid for the hour, asked for a TS. Michelle stepped out to start the water while I got comfortable. Saw the sign on the wall, and decided to play it by ear. TS was good, the setup was great. BIG table, hot water, gentle touch. Washed my back thouroughly, then my front. Back in the room, she asked if she could use oil (of course) didn't drown me in it, and gave a very good back massage. Flipped for equal attention to my neck, shoulders chest etc. Left relaxed and happy. Tipped. 6, it was my first time there, but not my last, and that has proved fruitful in the past. My only complaint was a little short on time. I was right about 50 minutes door to door, and they didn't seem busy.

I will return.

[Morozek]

Got in the car on his own? In the backseat?

I may have misread, but I understood that after 'fading back to watch' and seeing someone 'get stopped', the poster got back into his own car 'and left'?

[Serpico99]

Red flags at smile. Noticed a spectator out front so I faded back to watch for a bit. Someone exiting about 45 minutes later was stopped, got in the car and left.

Got in the car on his own? In the backseat?

[Soxoff]

Red flags at smile. Noticed a spectator out front so I faded back to watch for a bit. Someone exiting about 45 minutes later was stopped, got in the car and left.

[Skwishy]

Swung by Papaya tonight since my ATF is on vacation till December. Asked to see Bonnie, who's one of my other favorites, but no such luck since she's on vacation too. So I ended up seeing a new girl, who said her name was Honey. She's a very pretty girl with a lovely body. I paid MMS for an hour, but left forty minutes later after a very nice TS, so-so massage, and lousy finish. MMS, who I've spent a little time chatting with on previous visits was puzzled by my obviously unhappy face on the way out and asked if everything went OK. I told her about getting shorted on time and was promised that it wouldn't happen next time. Guess we'll see how that goes. Should anybody have the urge to exchange some intel, PM me.

Cheers gents.

[Original Gster]

I had a disappointing experience at the fruit stand near Tysons today. Paid. 8 for the hour and got a very thorough TS, although very little attention was paid to the dirty areas. That was followed by a full hour of intense deep tissue massage that bordered on painful, but effective. I definitely got my money's worth on the massage. Provider was young enough and attractive enough (7-ish) and even wearing a cute little pink dress. But at the conclusion of the rubdown, she got me a bottle of water and left the room. After about five minutes I figured out that she wasn't coming back. As I was dressing she opened the door and asked what was taking so long? I gave her a WTF kind of look and got out of dodge. Now I've been around the block a few times and I'm not shy about getting the business squared away and asking what is on the menu. I assumed that there would be a time for that after the flip, but she was gone before I even had the chance. I guess the heat has been turned up? No return visit for me.

I hope others have better luck.

OG

[Navihawk]

Hello, All. New member here.

I've been visiting a few AMPs for I guess more than a year now, but just found this site. So if I seem like a 'newbie' to the whole thing, my apologies. (And I apologize now for such a long post.) My main point and some questions I have will be near the end; please bear with me.

I had heard about some things that went on at these places, but I wanted to find out for myself. So after looking online for places, my first visit last year was to Blue Ocean on Rolling Road (since renamed Green Garden, now looks like it's gone). I don't really remember what the honey (for lack of a better term) looked like, but I do recall that she wasn't bad looking; decent body and all that. I took the offer of a TS (I paid for an hour, which I've done every time) , not knowing that it was actually on a table and would be. Assisted. When I stood up and she started scrubbing with a washcloth, she worked down to my. Man parts and hesitated, glancing up at me (she was on her knees by then) to see if it was okay to wash there. I briefly nodded, still not really knowing what to expect. She did a cursory scrub and then rinsed me off.

We went back to the room, where I got a decent massage; but since I didn't know the protocol, if any, for asking about extras, I got none. As I was getting dressed, though, I did say something about 'extra things for extra money' (hey, it was my first visit ever) , but she acted like she didn't know what I meant. I didn't push it, and left, only somewhat satisfied.

I checked some ads on CL and BP, looking for other places in the area. My second visit (I don't recall which one it was or how much longer after visiting Blue Ocean) yielded the results I had hoped for: After she was done with my back, she asked me to turn over, and then asked if I wanted anything else massaged. I kind of said I wasn't sure, acting like I was the innocent one this time. She lightly rubbed me, then took one of my hands, put it on the back of her other one, and put it on me (I'm sure this is nothing to many of you reading this, but it was the first time for me). She proceeded with the H. E. ; and as I was getting dressed, in her broken English she said, basically, 'I make you happy, you make me happy. ' So I gave her whatever extra I had (I don't think it was much) , and went on my way. That was pretty much the ending scenario for most of my visits to places.

Well, after that I was hooked. I'the go every month or two to various places, always getting the hour (but not getting the shower; I learned quckly that that took away from the hour) , with varying degrees of success. Most of the time it was. Fun, including a couple of return visits to Blue Ocean / Green Garden (I guess the honey at my first visit didn't know or didn't want to). Once at a place in Tyson's I talked the honey (both with words and other persuasion) into a state of undress, and we ended up on the table with me on top of her. She wouldn't let it get as far as FS (I didn't really expect that, though) , but I think we both enjoyed ourselves. And only occasionally I've asked if I could touch, and those times have been fun too.

There was one place (again, I don't remember where) that only gave me a massage, with no hint of anything more, and the honey had kind of an attitude the whole time. Needless to say I didn't go back there. On occasion I've rang the bell at a place, only to be told they're too busy and to come back. I've just waited for another day. And once in a while I've answered a CL or BP ad for an independent massage, but they've never been that great; a quick massage followed by an H. E, and too $$ for what it was.

Earlier this year, I visited the place down Backlick off Old Keene Mill. It was a return visit; earlier ones had been good. When I first laid down on the table, the honey did sort of a quick scrub across my back and legs with a hot towel; and in the process she ran it up my rear, making sure to quickly swipe my back door. I was taken by surprise; that had never happened before. I asked her why she did that, and she kind of laughed and said, 'I don't know. ' Well, I found out why before I even flipped: When she was done with the main massage, in which she would lightly and quickly run fingers between my legs up at the top, she again lightly ran her fingers across the back of my legs, across my butt, and up between again, but lingering a little more each time. Finally she started lightly caressing me, which was a big turn on. And before I knew it, I didn't even need to turn over. I must say I enjoyed it that way. Afterwards I said, 'I expected to be on my back, ' at which she again just laughed a little. I had a very similar experience (quick swipe at the start, etc.) about a week or so later at the place in the back of the building just before 495 on OKM, between the gas station and the adult store. The Backlick spot told me they were busy that day, which turned out to be kind of fortuitous, since I went up the street and had a good time again. This time I did flip, but it was pretty great anyway.

Fast forward to last week: I hadn't visited any places for several months, so I stopped by the place on Backlick. But this visit turned out to be a disappointment. It wasn't until I'the paid for the hour that I noticed that infamous sign: 'Please don't ask. This is a massage only establishment. ' etc. Etc. It had not been there the last time I had gone, and I hoped it was just there for show. I obeyed and said nothing the whole time, but it was a massage and only a massage. I tried again a couple days later (I really wanted an H. E!) at another spot in the OKM / Rolling Road vicinity (I had been there once before but couldn't remember how it turned out) , but it had some of the honeys' licenses on the wall in the small lobby, as well as poster diagrams of the human nervous system. I took the chance and paid for an hour, but it was the same result. It looks like that one is only an honest-to-goodness massage therapy place.

(I promise I'm getting to my point!)

The other day I checked ads on CL and BP, looking for other places, and I stumbled on this site. I read a few posts (hopefully someone can answer some questions for me about abbreviations and such) , and some mentioned the good TS's they'the had. That spurred me to go back to Green Garden, my first ever place, and make sure to get a shower, and see what would happen. But when I parked, I could see some guy painting or something just inside the door, so that's how I knew it was closed. And then I realized that I hadn't seen any ads for them anyway. Well, I tried a couple other places I had been before. I actually tried Orient Therapy, where I was told there were 'busy', and another had that damned sign in the room that hadn't been there before. Since I was already in the room, I did the fake cellphone call to get out of it (I hadn't paid yet). And yet another, near CostCo in Newington, just had a sign on the door saying 'We busy Don't ring bell'. Sheesh. So I gave up.

So finally, my main question is this: With these places putting up the signs, and others (sign or not) only doing massages and nothing else, are they just cracking down so they don't get in trouble? Has anyone else had similar experiences lately, mainly in the Fairfax / Springfield / Alex areas? Years ago, before I began frequenting the AMPs, I'the read once in a while about a place getting busted for something or other. But then when I started going, it seemed like the heat had passed, since I was having the experiences I was looking for. So, will this pass too? Or is it the beginning of the end? Or are the ones that were busy really popular (granted, I was there during the day when they're more likely to be busy) because they haven't changed?

Also, I mentioned I had questions about some of the lingo people here have used (again, not to sound like a newbie, but I only found this site the other day) : What is NOVA when talking about the flip? And what's with the decimal and the number in combination with the dollar sign? Sorry to sound like an idiot, but I just was wondering. Of course, if anyone would prefer to PM me to answer my questions, that would be fine (and very helpful).

Thanks, everyone, for reading through my War & Peace of a post (hehe) , and thanks in advance for help & info.

[Morozek]

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Also if you are ever in Ottawa. Must see. CMJ (Club Madeline Jae).

Probably the best experience I've ever had. No FS, . But the experience was phenomenal. Can't wait to go back.

Also if you are in Germany.

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Kevin

[Kevinnash]

For all those who need a Canadian Board.

www.cerb.ca

Also if you are ever in Ottawa. Must see. CMJ (Club Madeline Jae).

Probably the best experience I've ever had. No FS, . But the experience was phenomenal. Can't wait to go back.

Also if you are in Germany.

www.relax6.de

Kevin.

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I could not find much info on world$sxguide. I searched backpage and just google searched for a few hrs and collected some intel.

I visited 3 places and tried Arab, Asian and Canadian local. I must say,"The best"

[Galaxyman12]

I went to be a VIP in herndon just a few weeks ago. I met a late 30s lady, I think she said gg was her name. Anyway, the look is average, the massage was decent (some backwalking) , finish was standard. However, MAJOR upsell. $1 was the expected for standard and a big turn off. I won't return as this was not worth it and maybe you can save some time and money, too.

Good Day

Looks like I'll have to cross VIP off my list wish list. No way I am paying $1 for a Nova. Lt would be nice to see some Latino mps in the area for a little variety.

G-man

[Ready]

So, I haven't done this, but if you decline her upsell and start to get dressed, she isn't getting ANY TIP, so then she starts to back off her demands? Or does the little brain take over all logical thought processes at that point.

A major upsell, I just tell them to finish with the massage and if the TS & Massage were very good. Leave a decent tip if they don't cut it short and I indicate to the provider politely that I won't be return; a couple have given me recommendations. Then I head off to one of my ATFs and kick myself for not originally going there.

[Volvos40]

So, I haven't done this, but if you decline her upsell and start to get dressed, she isn't getting ANY TIP, so then she starts to back off her demands? Or does the little brain take over all logical thought processes at that point.

I went to be a VIP in herndon just a few weeks ago. I met a late 30s lady, I think she said gg was her name. Anyway, the look is average, the massage was decent (some backwalking) , finish was standard. However, MAJOR upsell. $1 was the expected for standard and a big turn off. I won't return as this was not worth it and maybe you can save some time and money, too.

Good Day

[Miketastic69]

He sounds suspicious. I could understand one day to take pics for ad copy but all week? Sounds like he got a pic of you when you were leaving.

Trying not to stress about it too much. May just be a PI trying to catch a husband or something like that. Weird as hell. I won't be going back.