Positive Escort Reviews

[Will Stiff]

Can't be GFE if everything is covered.

Close to GFE as possible.

[Rbml13]

So I'm not 1 for writing reviews but as I kick back and light this blunt I had a wonderful dream with Melissa she is way more sexy in person than in pics, nothing but GFE experience, the most comfortable time I had in a long time, everything covered, I'm a big boy so I had 2 walk with mine, and she was kool about it, all in all definetly a candidate for ATF.

Can't be GFE if everything is covered.

[Will Stiff]

So I'm not 1 for writing reviews but as I kick back and light this blunt I had a wonderful dream with Melissa she is way more sexy in person than in pics, nothing but GFE experience, the most comfortable time I had in a long time, everything covered, I'm a big boy so I had 2 walk with mine, and she was kool about it, all in all definetly a candidate for ATF.

[EndGame]

The forum must be boring and lonely, since all of us are technically motherf*kers.

Was the skill you learned in high school mimicry? I suppose it does work for other animals. A walking stick, however, does not make an ass of itself in the process, so I guess we'll just have to chalk that up to the benefits of Homo Sapiens evolution.

Now if the puffed chests and dick measuring is over, can we get back to the T&A of things?

It was a joke motherf*cker; in response to a threat I received.

I guess there's lots of ways to measure one's dick and if you're done, I'm done.

[Michael Caffey]

I realized pretty quickly that the best action was to use the "Ignore" feature. That seems to be the best way to deal with a self-confessed, m*ther f*cker.

The forum must be boring and lonely, since all of us are technically motherf*kers.

. I just need to use the skills I learned in high school when a high school kid comes along with a testoterone imbalance.

Oh and the response to anywhere, anytime?"The New Years Eve party. It's 2AM, you've had 3/4 of a bottle of Jack Daniels plus the roofies I put in your last drink. I'm sitting next to you, sober as a judge, sipping on a lemonade, slipping on a pair of brass-knuckles."

Was the skill you learned in high school mimicry? I suppose it does work for other animals. A walking stick, however, does not make an ass of itself in the process, so I guess we'll just have to chalk that up to the benefits of Homo Sapiens evolution.

Now if the puffed chests and dick measuring is over, can we get back to the T&A of things?

[JerseyGirl]

I had the pleasure of meeting Jersey this past week, I see what all the fuss is about. Great woman, we clicked very well together, and had a blast. If all the the providers where like her, we all would be broke, many can take lessons from Jersey. I will see her again.

Play Safe.

Baby the pleasure was all mine, and yes it really was amazing how well we did click.

Your a great guy and I am sooo looking forward to seeing you again baby.

Playing It Safe,

Jerseygirl.

XoXoXoXo

[Beetleman]

I had the pleasure of meeting Jersey this past week, I see what all the fuss is about. Great woman, we clicked very well together, and had a blast. If all the the providers where like her, we all would be broke, many can take lessons from Jersey. I will see her again.

Play Safe.

[EndGame]

I can agree with your position in many ways, however as with everything in life there is always an exception. If your response is about this sara / britney girl then I can say I understand why she had fake photos as clermont is still a relatively small town that she grew up in. I am by all means not making excuses for her and I have nothing to gain as the more I have researched her I have come to the conclusion she is to close to home for me to play with. As far as her age I can tell you she is not 23 nor is she in her 30's, but rather 25 this info I know as truth because I have seen her high school yearbook photos, which should tell you why I feel she is to close to home for my taste. Like everyone else I to would like honest answer from providers, however that will never happen in most cases as this hobby is a game of the strongest minds. Everyone involved in this hobby feels the need to protect themselves that is human nature. Each monger should be smart enough to play the game as it fits their needs and decide for themselves what they will and will not accept. As far as the members calling each other out that just goes with the territory of being on "any forum" that to will never go anywhere, so the best bet is to ignore the idiot posters, trolls, and anyone else who wants to strart shit. Just my two cents, take it for what it's worth, or not. Plzd269

Very well said, along with Vino's post. I realized pretty quickly that the best action was to use the "Ignore" feature. That seems to be the best way to deal with a self-confessed, m*ther f*cker. That was the comment that set me off given a fairly recent loss but I just need to use the skills I learned in high school when a high school kid comes along with a testoterone imbalance.

I actually meant to caveat my age guess with something to the effect,"I'm probably not the guy who can guess people's age at the carnival but." In this case, the Head Carny would be chewing my ass out for having to give away the biggest teddy bear. I've met plenty of ladies who live in other places but work in Orlando and Tampa for the reasons you outlined. That would probably be the best bet here but like I said, enough, it's past the time to move on.

Oh and the response to anywhere, anytime?"The New Years Eve party. It's 2AM, you've had 3/4 of a bottle of Jack Daniels plus the roofies I put in your last drink. I'm sitting next to you, sober as a judge, sipping on a lemonade, slipping on a pair of brass-knuckles."

[Taste Candy]

Saw Candy for the 2nd time on the 21st which was my birthday. One of my best birthdays ever! She is a gem and a star and a darn nice person as well who really cares for her clients! Her skills are to die for and I will repeat many times! Safe to say, she'll get into double digits with me!

Thanks Candy!

Thank you so much! Very much looking forward to the next time!

Until then!

Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox.

Candy

[Plzd269]

Here's the last you will hear from me on this subject and anything for a while:

BS is when you use fake pictures and say you're 23 when you're in your 30's. BS is when alleged mongers post that someone is a GFE when she is clearly not close. BS is when I post a factual review and get a PM from some psycho who calls himself Cpt Morgan that says this:

"hey assface

If you have an issue with me I'll meet you and show you I'm real. I'd also be happy to fuck your mom again. Anywhere. Anytime asswad "

First, my mom died a few years ago. Second, I stopped fighting over pussy many years ago. That's why I pay for it, to avoid issues with pimps / nut's like Cpt Morgan and ho's who do things like post fake pics, lie about their age, and have thugs post bullshit then threaten me and say things about my dead mother. This place is a bit too Wild West for me so I'm going to step away from the threats of violence and lack of class for a while. If you've followed my posts up till now, I've not asked for much of anything so lurking and avoiding the slime won't impact me any. I can.

*Shaking head, walking away*

I can agree with your position in many ways, however as with everything in life there is always an exception. If your response is about this sara / britney girl then I can say I understand why she had fake photos as clermont is still a relatively small town that she grew up in. I am by all means not making excuses for her and I have nothing to gain as the more I have researched her I have come to the conclusion she is to close to home for me to play with. As far as her age I can tell you she is not 23 nor is she in her 30's, but rather 25 this info I know as truth because I have seen her high school yearbook photos, which should tell you why I feel she is to close to home for my taste. Like everyone else I to would like honest answer from providers, however that will never happen in most cases as this hobby is a game of the strongest minds. Everyone involved in this hobby feels the need to protect themselves that is human nature. Each monger should be smart enough to play the game as it fits their needs and decide for themselves what they will and will not accept. As far as the members calling each other out that just goes with the territory of being on "any forum" that to will never go anywhere, so the best bet is to ignore the idiot posters, trolls, and anyone else who wants to strart shit. Just my two cents, take it for what it's worth, or not. Plzd269

[Candle Jack]

Here's the last you will hear from me on this subject and anything for a while:

BS is when you use fake pictures and say you're 23 when you're in your 30's. BS is when alleged mongers post that someone is a GFE when she is clearly not close.

*Shaking head, walking away*

Total agreement on this point. Am sick and tired of this wide spread practice no matter what strange reasons spew out of their mouths. Can deal with altered head shots but when you tell me your trim and fit and the door opens and I'm looking at homer simpson in a marge dress. Please. I just walk away now saying sorry I've got the wrong address. Usually that is when the real spewing starts. If you think I'm wasting YOUR time what about OUR time? Guess us mongers are useless. We ain't got no rights. If you are materially different then you claim then we have no deal. I say vote with your dollars and the situation will eventually change. Understand they are trying to get by like everybody but false advertising is just plain wrong anytime. The longer we enable the practice the more it will continue.

[HoneyHunter344]

Saw Candy for the 2nd time on the 21st which was my birthday. One of my best birthdays ever! She is a gem and a star and a darn nice person as well who really cares for her clients! Her skills are to die for and I will repeat many times! Safe to say, she'll get into double digits with me!

Thanks Candy!

[EndGame]

What is the deal where all the positive reviews of this lady have a caveat along the lines of "I had to go wash my dog but If I had stayed, she would have been awesome and that numb-nuts who stayed, paid her and filed a first-hand report doesn't know jack-shit." I'm finding out a hell of a lot more about this forum's false positives and the marketing executives who don't partake yet pontificate than about the ladies from this series of posts alone. Again, no axe to grind but trying to point my fellow mongers in the right direction.

Here's the last you will hear from me on this subject and anything for a while:

BS is when you use fake pictures and say you're 23 when you're in your 30's. BS is when alleged mongers post that someone is a GFE when she is clearly not close. BS is when I post a factual review and get a PM from some psycho who calls himself Cpt Morgan that says this:

"hey assface

If you have an issue with me I'll meet you and show you I'm real. I'd also be happy to fuck your mom again. Anywhere. Anytime asswad "

First, my mom died a few years ago. Second, I stopped fighting over pussy many years ago. That's why I pay for it, to avoid issues with pimps / nut's like Cpt Morgan and ho's who do things like post fake pics, lie about their age, and have thugs post bullshit then threaten me and say things about my dead mother. This place is a bit too Wild West for me so I'm going to step away from the threats of violence and lack of class for a while. If you've followed my posts up till now, I've not asked for much of anything so lurking and avoiding the slime won't impact me any.

*Shaking head, walking away*

[OldPumper]

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After all the BS here I wanted to add a report in the style of OldPunmper and put all of the crap to rest. Kinda TOFTT but she has been reviewed here before by someone else. Let me say that my name is new to the forum but I am not, I had a few hundred reports but stopped posting for a while because of all the drama, and started fresh to avoid more.

I'm not a handler, just a guy who hates BS and wanted to contribute here. She is cool, not LEO and could use the help. Hope you enjoy the pics and if you want she may let you take some (not sure) LOL. Seniors PM me for any info. People with3-4 posts, save your time.

Old P, hope I did you proud with the pics. LOL. She is available all night she told me.

Capt. Out

That's one hell of a fine report on that gal Britteny CaptM. Very proud to see she allowed you to photograph her nice curves and even a bit of the action to boot. Kudos go out to you for that, and the fine report! Very happy to see you enjoyed yourself, and the fact that she provides a good, clean safe service puts a mind at ease. Again thanks for sharing CaptM! Happy hunting and stay safe out there!

OP

[Member #4450]

What is the deal where all the positive reviews of this lady have a caveat along the lines of "I had to go wash my dog but If I had stayed, she would have been awesome and that numb-nuts who stayed, paid her and filed a first-hand report doesn't know jack-shit." I'm finding out a hell of a lot more about this forum's false positives and the marketing executives who don't partake yet pontificate than about the ladies from this series of posts alone. Again, no axe to grind but trying to point my fellow mongers in the right direction.

Where are you posts with a girls mouth on your member? All talk and no action. Let's get back to the forum purpose. Reviewing girls and not each other. If you got a problem PM me and stop talking.