Massage Parlor Reports

**Steve Pope** · 10-25-11 08:57

[QUOTE=Readyfothaflip; 1303378]I think it's called Hong Kong, its been reviewed here before I am just too lazy to google the name. I was met at the door by a cute, petite Asian in her 20s. Very polite, asked how I heard about this place. Had Nikki as my therapist, and she was gentle and thorough. Good AMP experience similar to my reports on Far Orient on Mills. I would recommend, but make sure you bring some mints for Nikki. She started to whisper to me, and I had to sit up immediately! I felt like a dick, but I went into my pocket and offered her an altoid. She was a bit embarrassed, but as was I; however, that breath was nearly a deal-breaker. Nice ending, and I was given a $10 off card for my next visit.

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Did she smell sorta like too much Soy sauce may have been used to marinate a deep-fried cat? If that was just her breath, I don't want to know what her kitty smelled like. When you left did you notice there wasn't any stray cats within a mile of Hong Kong Spa? Hmmmm, mystery solved? Run Kitty, Run!

**Aesder** · 10-25-11 00:14

Originally Posted by Blake26 [View Original Post]

Had a dream about Miss Joan at her studio location yesterday for the first time, after reading so much about her, she is a real sweet lady with the skills to match. I'm going to put her in heavy rotation at my favorite radio station.

Saw her last week. Nice looking, decent body, nice girl. Rushed me through in 15 minutes.

YMMV obviously. I will not repeat.

**Readyfothaflip** · 10-24-11 22:48

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

ReadyFTF. I find it hilarious and yet I am oddly troubled that I am not as prepared as you to shoot up, roll off and give the,"Breathmint?", to th AMP with skanky breath. Next time out I am going to roll with some Altoids or a Certz or some Freshen-Up gum, because I have had this happen more than once. Very funny. Thanks for the report."Oral hygene is a priority." Dog

Believe me Dog, it caught me off guard for sure; it was similar to a "stream of consciousness" type of movement that was more instinct than anything.

**LawDog17** · 10-24-11 19:51

Saw an old friend, Pam who is in Winter Park behind K-mart on that side street. I haven't seen her in a while so it was a nice homecoming. She is blonde. Late 40's early 50's and in excellent shape. I have always felt like she gave one of the top ten rubs in town so if you need a really good massage or have a problem area she can make you feel great. She apparently is very happy in her personal life and that conveys into a good time. I signed up for hour but got much more, she's not that busy so she took her time. Shower is available. She has one of the best attitudes in town when its going right and I got her on a good day. PM for details. Dropped $ for about 90 mins of excellent times. Left happy and knots were gone. Dog out.

**LawDog17** · 10-24-11 19:44

Originally Posted by Readyfothaflip [View Original Post]

I think it's called Hong Kong, its been reviewed here before I am just too lazy to google the name. I was met at the door by a cute, petite Asian in her 20s. Very polite, asked how I heard about this place. Had Nikki as my therapist, and she was gentle and thorough. Good AMP experience similar to my reports on Far Orient on Mills. I would recommend, but make sure you bring some mints for Nikki. She started to whisper to me, and I had to sit up immediately! I felt like a dick, but I went into my pocket and offered her an altoid. She was a bit embarrassed, but as was I; however, that breath was nearly a deal-breaker. Nice ending, and I was given a $10 off card for my next visit.

On a side note, has anyone had a session with JoanLuv's partner Nikki (cute blond)? Feel free to send details via PM

ReadyFTF. I find it hilarious and yet I am oddly troubled that I am not as prepared as you to shoot up, roll off and give the,"Breathmint?", to th AMP with skanky breath. Next time out I am going to roll with some Altoids or a Certz or some Freshen-Up gum, because I have had this happen more than once. Very funny. Thanks for the report."Oral hygene is a priority." Dog

**Gamer2** · 10-24-11 17:51

Went in last week to AMP on 436, decent massage with great he, never asked for tip but gave her 20. Would return.

**SackMan** · 10-24-11 13:53

Had a visit not too long ago to BOA. Therapist was Helen, I believe. No TS at this establishment, but they do have a shower facility, so I did that first. I think it's always a good idea to take a shower at the AMP regardless of how clean you may be walking in. I figure they are likely to get a little closer if they know for sure you are clean. I prefer TS, obviously, as it can be a good indicator of things to come. Anyway, massage was decent, ending was better. Roaming allowed, standard HE. I'm certain to repeat when in the area.

**Readyfothaflip** · 10-24-11 11:00

I think it's called Hong Kong, its been reviewed here before I am just too lazy to google the name. I was met at the door by a cute, petite Asian in her 20s. Very polite, asked how I heard about this place. Had Nikki as my therapist, and she was gentle and thorough. Good AMP experience similar to my reports on Far Orient on Mills. I would recommend, but make sure you bring some mints for Nikki. She started to whisper to me, and I had to sit up immediately! I felt like a dick, but I went into my pocket and offered her an altoid. She was a bit embarrassed, but as was I; however, that breath was nearly a deal-breaker. Nice ending, and I was given a $10 off card for my next visit.

On a side note, has anyone had a session with JoanLuv's partner Nikki (cute blond)? Feel free to send details via PM

**NaughtyGradez** · 10-24-11 01:01

Hey whaddup everyone its ya boy NGZ I'm thinking about who I should review next and I think the most popular in the area is Joan who I have not yet seen. I've read some amazing reviews and can't wait to get my chance to be alone with her. Anyways anyone who want to share there experience with her hit me up with a PM let me know how it went. Thanks in advance. I know she has amazing reviews and I got to see for my self. Let me know why she's one of your favs.

**NaughtyGradez** · 10-23-11 21:28

Whaddup again its ya boy NaughtyGradez checkin in with a few new report cards. I been a little busy so I'm gunna try to knock out a few reviews tonight. Up first is a popular girls working out of the altamonte / casselberry area by the name of angie. I saw her a while ago and just haven't got time to review her so lets get right on in to it shall we?

Student: Angie.

Real Picture: B+

Price: A+

Attitude: B.

Location: A.

Availability: C.

Finish: C+.

Ok here's the run down. Let me start of by saying angie is not my favorite but also not the worst I kinda look at her as a measuring stick to judge other girls. Real simple and basic nothing real special but then again I only seen her once. Well the pics are real for the most part although I would have to say that see looks a little bit better and curvier in her pics maybe a little younger. In her pics she looks real sexy and mature but when I arrived she was wearing purple jeans I have to say that was a turn off. Call me picky I don't know but its just somthing I remembered. Her attitude was pretty solid. She asked my age which is a regular thing and we chit chatted a bit. She was curious what girls have I seen and it turns out she is friends with jena one of my go to girls so we had a small convo about that. Other than that nothing to interseting or excited. Her location is nice and clean low lighting and a real over all chill atmosphere. Also real easy to find. It made me feel safe and calm. Getting in contact with her was kinda difficult she stops apointments at around 6ish and misses alot of calls but we all know escorts are people to so it didn't really upset me all that much she called back within the hour and we made plans. The finish was standard and bland in my oppinion but hey thats just me maybe I'm a little bias after seeing jena and merlot a handfull of time my bar is kind of raised. To sum it up if your looking for a standard handshake she's your girl not really to much goin on. Just basic and standard. I got the feeling that not much if anymore is on the menu. But as always YMWV. Well thats its sorry its kinda short the encounter was kinda bland. Well check the escort section for my new reviews I got 2 comming up on Violet and Alexis thanks and keep the love comming your comments keep me going so hit the inbox up iight everybody I'm out NGZ

**FloridaBum** · 10-23-11 17:01

If anyone has a recommendation for a latina massage provider, please let me know. You can post here or through PM. I appreciate it.

**Big Jose** · 10-23-11 11:48

This is the place on I-drive near Kirkman. I was headed to bass pro so I decided to stop in. Very standard AMP experience. I will say the therapist was very nice, friendly and enthusiastic especially nearing the end of the massage. Roaming OTC only. Would only repeat if in the area for the convenience.

**SackMan** · 10-22-11 21:15

I have long been a lurker on these boards and finally decided to register. I have had many AMP experiences, so I hope I can contribute after having learned a lot here.

My latest AMP visit was to Bamboo Garden. Spent an hour with Tina. Thorough TS followed by a decent massage. Ending was pretty good. Some light teasing before the flip, blowing hot air in certain places, and dragging hair across the back, followed by standard HE. I would repeat. I saw Candy at the same place the week before, though Tina was better. There is another girl that I have seen both times that I would love to try, but haven't had the chance. I don't know her name, but I'll be looking for her.

Thanks for all the insight you guys have given me, I hope I can return the favor.

**Pditty007** · 10-22-11 19:53

Well I was passing by the Oceans, now Hong Kong and although I read a few reviews and knew it was nothing like Oceans I decided to stop. Well what a waste of time. First I had been golfing all day and wanted the shower first. Lady insisted shower came after massage. I tried to explain that I was hot and dirty and needed shower first to no avail, Ok whatever. Massage was ok, covered the whole time. Not sure what the hell was going on inside but it sounded like they were re-modeling. Got interrupted about four times. Table shower came last and I still had hope to leave happy. Table shower sucked. So nothing, niltch, nodda. So I dressed and came out and she had a small cup of water. I said thank you and she then proceeded to beg for a tip. WTF. $70 I felt was enough and politely walked out. Guys do yourself a favor and don't waste your money on this place.