Massage Parlor Reports

[Kungpao]

Too add on to NL's advice above, if you are going to a place after reading a success report HERE, then when you get there you can pretty much assume the extras are available. Don't walk in the door or stand in the hallway and play 20 questions with the Chinese masseuse who barely understands your english. I have seven stamps on my Min Hua card and each time I've left happy. During a couple of those visits, I recall while I'm in the room getting my massage, guys walking in and asking "how much is it" (you should know already from reports)"how long is the massage" (you should know already from reports)"is it just the massage only" (are you kidding me? How do you think they're going to answer?) And when the lady answers "yes just massage" the guy keeps asking or just ends up leaving.

I walk in, they lead me to a room, ask me "one hour", we start massage, when she's rubbing against your arms / hands slowly start light touching, don't go crazy and grope them all over, the flip, the towel, remove the towel, when she's massaging your legs / groin and not going for the HE, start yourself then move her hands on it, bang boom finish, massage continues for the rest of the hour, everything's done and I've barely spoken ten words inside the place. Be pleasant, smile, say thank you, drink your water, get your card stamped, come back in a week.

Now that's an advice. I had the don'ts but never the dos. And I for one know the dish names don't work. Thanks.

[Niteluvr]

Too add on to NL's advice above, if you are going to a place after reading a success report HERE, then when you get there you can pretty much assume the extras are available. Don't walk in the door or stand in the hallway and play 20 questions with the Chinese masseuse who barely understands your english. I have seven stamps on my Min Hua card and each time I've left happy. During a couple of those visits, I recall while I'm in the room getting my massage, guys walking in and asking "how much is it" (you should know already from reports)"how long is the massage" (you should know already from reports)"is it just the massage only" (are you kidding me? How do you think they're going to answer?) And when the lady answers "yes just massage" the guy keeps asking or just ends up leaving.

I walk in, they lead me to a room, ask me "one hour", we start massage, when she's rubbing against your arms / hands slowly start light touching, don't go crazy and grope them all over, the flip, the towel, remove the towel, when she's massaging your legs / groin and not going for the HE, start yourself then move her hands on it, bang boom finish, massage continues for the rest of the hour, everything's done and I've barely spoken ten words inside the place. Be pleasant, smile, say thank you, drink your water, get your card stamped, come back in a week.

Very good, detailed advice. I know guys don't want to waste their money, but to ask for extras in the foyer is ridiculous as you said. Just have to take that chance.

[Devontei234]

There is no password for Chinese massage parlors. You just have to be smooth and suggestive without being too assertive. Try to make the woman feel at ease with pleasant conversation, try some light fondling, etc. Even then it can be a crapshoot. Min Hua seems to be the rare exception nowadays. Most, if not all, of the other Chinese parlors won't do extras and will even laugh at you if you ask.

Too add on to NL's advice above, if you are going to a place after reading a success report HERE, then when you get there you can pretty much assume the extras are available. Don't walk in the door or stand in the hallway and play 20 questions with the Chinese masseuse who barely understands your english. I have seven stamps on my Min Hua card and each time I've left happy. During a couple of those visits, I recall while I'm in the room getting my massage, guys walking in and asking "how much is it" (you should know already from reports)"how long is the massage" (you should know already from reports)"is it just the massage only" (are you kidding me? How do you think they're going to answer?) And when the lady answers "yes just massage" the guy keeps asking or just ends up leaving.

I walk in, they lead me to a room, ask me "one hour", we start massage, when she's rubbing against your arms / hands slowly start light touching, don't go crazy and grope them all over, the flip, the towel, remove the towel, when she's massaging your legs / groin and not going for the HE, start yourself then move her hands on it, bang boom finish, massage continues for the rest of the hour, everything's done and I've barely spoken ten words inside the place. Be pleasant, smile, say thank you, drink your water, get your card stamped, come back in a week.

[Devontei234]

NL's feedback should be sufficient, but in case there is doubt. Ditto to what he posted.

OT. Can anyone refer me to some darn tutorial on how to search this forum? I used to be able to do it, but everytime I have tried recently I come up with bupkus. For example, I know someone posted about a place on Buford Highway just S of JC intersection. I have never been there so I am curious.

I always use "Search Thread" within a specific section and it works fine. For example, you are reading this within the Massage Parlor Reports section. Above all of the posts, there is "Search Thread", click it, type your search word like "buford" and you will get every post in Massage Parlor Reports with the word "buford" and also highlighted when you click one of the posts on the results.

Some tips:

- search words must be at least FOUR letters so you won't be able to search for "xin xin" "chi" or "min hua" (maybe in future reports we should make these places one word)

- you can only search once per minute.

- you can use Google. For example, if I wanted to search for Min Hua around here, I would go to Google and put in the search box:

site:www.usasexguide.info Atlanta "massage parlor reports" "min hua"

[Niteluvr]

I always use "Cream of Sumyunguy" as the pass phrase.

If you happen to know the secret phrase to fuck Lisa the mamasan at Golden Touch, fill me in, will ya?

[Demonblackie]

I know that the general theme of an AMP is the 'Asian' in the name, but are there any of them that hire (or currently employ) non-asians? Or am I just dreaming to myself?

[Amp Fme]

I always use "Cream of Sumyunguy" as the pass phrase.

I forget, is that the secret BBJ phrase or is that the secret facial phrase?

To Twisted Guy. See what you have started, these poor girls are going to be just plain tuckered out if everyone keeps giving away the secret phrases. Fortunately, no one has mentioned the secret Mamasan handshake yet.

Okay, I will let it drop now. Oh, and NL. Thank you as usual for the heads up on Xin Xin.

[Rob Smith]

You do realize there are going to be some who will actually try this, right? When everyone knows the secret password is Mo Goo Gai Pan. Sheesh, give away all the trade secrets why don't cha?

I always use "Cream of Sumyunguy" as the pass phrase.

[Niteluvr]

I always thought the best thing about this forum was not necessarily the reports on places to go but more importantly places to avoid. This is such a place to avoid.

Was out in alpharetta / roswell and had some time so called a Craig's list number. Sorry if this report should go into the CL forum. It was a massage place though:

Here is the ad:

So what I got was a subpar massage for 60 for half. So glad I didn't pay for full hour. BBW lady who massaged me was wheezing the whole time. No extras offered nor wanted. So many better options out there. I have a feeling they run many ads with same group but different numbers.

Sorry to hear that. That's just nasty, a wheezing BBW giving a subpar massage. I think I'd have to go out and get drunk after that, just to get rid of the visual.

[Niteluvr]

On the contrary, I was getting a half-assed massage from a young, but worn-out girl there the other day. Finally, I leaned over and whispered "sweet and sour pork" in her ear. Boy, she lit up and made a spectacular, almost instantaneous transformation into a Beijing sex machine. I walked out two hours later, wobbly, but with a big ole smile on my face.

You have to be very precise. The week before I'd been there, I whispered "kung pao chicken" to another girl and she only frowned and shook her head.

Hey, if that would work, I'd just read off of a typical Chinese take out menu and see which particular dishes would cause them to spring into action.

[Niteluvr]

Thanks NL, I know the name, I should have been clearer in my question. My bad. What I don't know is if it is strictly legit or worth checking out. I have never been there. I am almost certain someone posted on it in the last two months here, but I can't find that post. And, I am obviously inept at searching this forum. Thought maybe I was spelling it wrong, so tried Buford as keyword and still got bupkus.

I gave up on the search feature long ago. Could never make it work either. From the few reports I've heard on Xin Xin, it's strictly legit. As with all others, maybe if the girl gets to know you things will change but I'm not going to invest the time or money on a "maybe".

[Amp Fme]

The Chinese place just south of Jimmy Carter on Buford Hwy is called Xin Xin. It's on the right as you go south from JC.

Thanks NL, I know the name, I should have been clearer in my question. My bad. What I don't know is if it is strictly legit or worth checking out. I have never been there. I am almost certain someone posted on it in the last two months here, but I can't find that post. And, I am obviously inept at searching this forum. Thought maybe I was spelling it wrong, so tried Buford as keyword and still got bupkus.

[Amp Fme]

On the contrary, I was getting a half-assed massage from a young, but worn-out girl there the other day. Finally, I leaned over and whispered "sweet and sour pork" in her ear. Boy, she lit up and made a spectacular, almost instantaneous transformation into a Beijing sex machine. I walked out two hours later, wobbly, but with a big ole smile on my face.

You have to be very precise. The week before I'd been there, I whispered "kung pao chicken" to another girl and she only frowned and shook her head.

You do realize there are going to be some who will actually try this, right? When everyone knows the secret password is Mo Goo Gai Pan. Sheesh, give away all the trade secrets why don't cha?

[TwistedBrother]

On the contrary, I was getting a half-assed massage from a young, but worn-out girl there the other day. Finally, I leaned over and whispered "sweet and sour pork" in her ear. Boy, she lit up and made a spectacular, almost instantaneous transformation into a Beijing sex machine. I walked out two hours later, wobbly, but with a big ole smile on my face.

You have to be very precise. The week before I'd been there, I whispered "kung pao chicken" to another girl and she only frowned and shook her head.

There is no password for Chinese massage parlors.

[Sarcastic King]

I always thought the best thing about this forum was not necessarily the reports on places to go but more importantly places to avoid. This is such a place to avoid.

Was out in alpharetta / roswell and had some time so called a Craig's list number. Sorry if this report should go into the CL forum. It was a massage place though:

Here is the ad:

Here to relax and pamper you with skilled hands and friendly, pleasant attitudes to make you comfortable and confident.

Easy to find cozy, clean office by woods and a pond near Holcomb Bridge, we use heated, unscented lotion with soft,

Soothing music and steamed towels afterwards. DRAPING IS PREFERED, BUT OPTIONAL.

We offer Deep Tissue, Sports Massage, Trigger Point and full body Swedish or light touch or a combination.

CASH ONLY. VETERAN DISCOUNT with I'd.

INCALL open NOON TIL 9 PM OUTCALLS to homes and hotels til 1AM Call today * 770-905-0290

So what I got was a subpar massage for 60 for half. So glad I didn't pay for full hour. BBW lady who massaged me was wheezing the whole time. No extras offered nor wanted. So many better options out there. I have a feeling they run many ads with same group but different numbers.