Massage Parlor Reports

[OriginalSin]

After being stood up by a provider (post on BP advertisers review) , on my way home, I decided to stop at an AMP. I kinda accidentaly ran into it because I was pulling over to txt the girl that stood me up. LOL! Anyway, The Oriental Massage was on John Young and Lincoln Park, tucked away in a little plaza. Went in, place was clean, quiet, and relaxing. I chose the 1hr Swedish Massage, paid $70. Nice petite Chinese girl came in and introduces herself and we get started. She was fully clothed with jeans and a shirt, nothing sexy at all. Was not sure what to expect, but I went a long with everything. We had a long conversation the entire time, guess she was makin sure I was not LEO. After about 45 min of back rubs and talk, she finally flipped me over and leaned in to ask if I wanted to go further for $40. I said sure, as she went straight for Johnson, slowly at first, then she oiled him up and got started. Still fully clothed, I asked if she could get naked and she responded with I don't want to get cold. Bummer, I asked if I could grab ass and puss and she didn't mind. It took her a little bit to get me off, but eventually she did, with some instruction.

Overall, nonrushed, clean place, but no nudity, felt a little robotic. I will check out other places.

OS

[Member #6955]

First and foremost, even though this is my first post. I am not a newbie to the game. I'm a regular on the indy boards.

I once dreamed of going to Hong Kong. Come to find out, it really wasn't anything like my previous dreams of OS. In all honesty, those who have the time and can afford to stay in bed longer. Pine Tree will be the ABSOLUTE BEST dream you've ever had. (st pete).

Before stumbling into HK I caught a glimpse of a younger therapist (late 20's early 30's). She took a phone call near the parking lot, which only had 2 cars in the lot. However, she was super nice. Smiled and said Hello.

Went for a re-visit around 8:30 this evening. Door was locked. Found it strange because it was only 8:30pm. So decided to knock. An unfamiliar lady opened the door. Walked in and asked for Julie. (my previous therapist). Lady answered with "Julie no here. New boss now. All new girls". I continued to ask for Julie and acted is if I didn't understand what she was saying. Another women came out and said "Julie on vacation for 2 months. New boss now." Decided to try the 30 min to see what it would be like but then the women who greeted me, who I thought was mamasan, said "I be your therapist." lady was well into her mid 40's. I then Declined and walked out.

Sad, bc the few therapist here were super young and seemed to be a good time.

[Pbwardy02]

So I had a dream the other day that I went to see Sandra in Altamonte Springs. She is at the place where Gigi is. I saw her pic on BP and thought I would TOFTT, something about her latiness and those melons. And boy did I take one. It was. 80 for the hour. Got to the room and was covered up immediately with a big old towel, despite my attempts to shake it lose, tell her I wasn't shy etc. No dice. I told her I had previously dreamt of Gigi, which I had and thoroughly enjoyed. I mistakenly mentioned Ellen's name (she apparently was let go for inapropriate behavior, perhaps the owner was having a moment of memory lapse) that's when I knew I would leave unhappy. The massage was decent on a legit scale. No roaming, No HE and left shaking my head. Prior dreams with Gigi had been great and this was a huge nightmare. I pulled a Canadian on her and left no tip to show my displeasure and scream from the mountain tops. As you guys know, I am a glass is half-full kinda guy and rarely see negative in this hobby, but in this case, time and money are better spent elsewhere. For those of you looking at her ad where it says "All services are professional, non-sexual and follow profesional ethics." blah blah, I usually head those warnings yet have had some great times with those who had such warnings but based upon prior experience at this location with the owner thought those were just window dressing. Wrong. I am out money, time and heartache. Another bullett taken. Dog out.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-offer/5166046

Great report lawdog. Sorry about your experience, but thank you for sharing.

Ellen was a nasty hog. She has been around the local MP scene for a while but is obese and ugly. I was disapointed that Gigi ever had her working at her place. I find it odd that Gigi would have such a prude working with her as she is a very fun girl.

You are the man lawdog. Well done.

[LawDog17]

So I had a dream the other day that I went to see Sandra in Altamonte Springs. She is at the place where Gigi is. I saw her pic on BP and thought I would TOFTT, something about her latiness and those melons. And boy did I take one. It was. 80 for the hour. Got to the room and was covered up immediately with a big old towel, despite my attempts to shake it lose, tell her I wasn't shy etc. No dice. I told her I had previously dreamt of Gigi, which I had and thoroughly enjoyed. I mistakenly mentioned Ellen's name (she apparently was let go for inapropriate behavior, perhaps the owner was having a moment of memory lapse) that's when I knew I would leave unhappy. The massage was decent on a legit scale. No roaming, No HE and left shaking my head. Prior dreams with Gigi had been great and this was a huge nightmare. I pulled a Canadian on her and left no tip to show my displeasure and scream from the mountain tops. As you guys know, I am a glass is half-full kinda guy and rarely see negative in this hobby, but in this case, time and money are better spent elsewhere. For those of you looking at her ad where it says "All services are professional, non-sexual and follow profesional ethics." blah blah, I usually head those warnings yet have had some great times with those who had such warnings but based upon prior experience at this location with the owner thought those were just window dressing. Wrong. I am out money, time and heartache. Another bullett taken. Dog out. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-offer/5166046

[Jimhatz]

Really? Do you need to be so graphic? I share my experiences and tips for a great time. I do not know of any such activity going on there (detective?).

Asian Palace is a breath of fresh air. Be respectful to the staff and they will treat you right. Be safe and enjoy.

You are right, I must have been thinking about the dreams I had at Ocean Spa when it was open and wish that some of the AMP's like AP & GT offered some of the same things.

[Blake26]

Now I know a few of you out there have been reading my reviews like this guy is handing out As all over the place well today we come arcoss our frist sub par student. Now I'm always looking for a deal and I'm always looking for somthing close and I cnt like there nothing like a ebony girl so when I came arcoss the ad for nisha you could understand how excited I was 7 min away from my place a 30 dollar first time special and nice pics I was sold and damn was I a sucker.

Report Card:

Student: nisha.

Real Picture: C.

Price: A+

Attitude: C.

Location: A.

Availability: D.

Finish: F.

Ok lets get this over with quick. And thats the same attitiude she had upon my entrance. Most girls are amazing to see a normal looking guy walk in not saying I'm a stud but I'm a pretty handsome college student because I'm young and even younger looking alot of girls ask for I'd which I have no problem showing so I walk in and I mean its the girl in the pics but kinda not really the pics she first posted was no where close the new one are a bit closer but to be honest she a less than plain looking girl not horrible not bad wherever pain is a few steps below that. Now I know your wondering how could I possible complain about the body rub for when I got such an amazing price? Well it was just that bad. Yea it was only 30 buck but damn I can do somethings with that 30 bucks gas, maybe a new shirt. A nice little lunch I mean I had options and wasted my hard eared scrilla (always wanted to say that word) on this bummy girl. So I guess the pice was good being 30 but damn no value in it. Her attiude was strange she acted as if she was a supermodel when she was fit to bag items at walmart. I asked if you can touch or roam and she replied "some men would pay me 100 to take off my shirt" I respond with a simple ok while I laughed to myself. And so there was no roaming. A basic back massage followed and honestly that was the best part. The location is good she works at the same spot as angie does (who I have also seen and yes a review is comming) easy to find clean low lighting so she she gets props for that. Now she hardly answers her phone and was hard to contact. She answer then said she would call me back and returned a call in an hour then on the way she did not answer. I don't even want to finish this review its making me sick writing about it. The finish was bs she said she wasnt going to give me a happyending because I would disturb the other women in the other room I told her I was quite and she wanted more money. Now don't get me wrong I'm not aganist paying for extras but I asked on the phone if I should bring any more than the stated 30 she said no so I didn't then she wants more to finish me off after ten min of talking she decideds she will give me a lack luster tug I barley came at all and was very unhappy and I have not been back since I would stay away but hey maybe it was me but I doubt it she seems like she's not even there but then again this is my report card thats it for now everybody thanks again for reading

I don't know how I forgot this report, browsing through the BP massage section today and I guess the $30 for hh caught my eye so all in I went. It was exactly like Naughty Gradez described in his report with some minor changes, but overall the same lackluster performance that he experienced. She damn near had to wake me up to tell me that I was snoring through my HE.

[HungInOrlando]

I've seen Angie many times. Really sweet lady, does an "ok" massage with the level of conversation pretty much to your liking. She will chat away or say nothing at all based on your cues. Like Loving said, a decent massage, reasonable price. I'll see her again.

Was wondering if I could get a little info on this one, I come to the area a few times a year and she has always had my interests.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-30-30/4578770

[Loving302]

Angie gives a good massage with few extras other than some roaming at a little extra charge. The location is an office building off Maitland Ave. She does have another lady working with her and 4 hand is available. There was no shower available that I was made aware of. But, the price is reasonable if all you're looking for is the basics. YMMV but that's my experience.

This has also been my experience. A shower would be great after the lotions used, but Angie is a very sweet lady and concentrates most of her time on the massage aspect.

[Redbeard0504]

Interested as well

Angie gives a good massage with few extras other than some roaming at a little extra charge. The location is an office building off Maitland Ave. She does have another lady working with her and 4 hand is available. There was no shower available that I was made aware of. But, the price is reasonable if all you're looking for is the basics. YMMV but that's my experience.

[Ill Will]

Was wondering if I could get a little info on this one, I come to the area a few times a year and she has always had my interests.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-30-30/4578770

Interested as well

[AC Rider]

Was wondering if I could get a little info on this one, I come to the area a few times a year and she has always had my interests.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-30-30/4578770

[Gentleman 100]

Is the extras still $60 tips for a nude HJ. It was the one time I went there a few months back. I visited Golden Tiger last and that seems to be their tip charges also. They did not offer much roaming like at Asian Palace though. I heard GT offers a nude body glide for $ tip. May check that out one day but I enjoyed getting the girl on the table rubbing her body and kitty at Asian Palace. Is the on the menu for the $60 tip?

Really? Do you need to be so graphic? I share my experiences and tips for a great time. I do not know of any such activity going on there (detective?).

Asian Palace is a breath of fresh air. Be respectful to the staff and they will treat you right. Be safe and enjoy.

[Jimhatz]

I don't think so, I'm always respectful, I come in every AMP with the mindset its going to be legit, until I build some trust on their part. The place is really clean and nice, but the massage was just bad and immediately up sell, I might've just gotten unlucky at this instance. I might return again for another therapist. But I will agree, this place has potential.

Is the extras still $60 tips for a nude HJ. It was the one time I went there a few months back. I visited Golden Tiger last and that seems to be their tip charges also. They did not offer much roaming like at Asian Palace though. I heard GT offers a nude body glide for $ tip. May check that out one day but I enjoyed getting the girl on the table rubbing her body and kitty at Asian Palace. Is the on the menu for the $60 tip?

[Abc Bruce]

IMHO: you might have given off bad vibes.

Make sure you treat people with respect, and you will be rewarded. If you act like a PAB (look it up) , you will get the basic service and no respect.

By the way: you did not have one grammatically correct sentence in your posting, so I corrected it for readability.

Be safe.

I don't think so, I'm always respectful, I come in every AMP with the mindset its going to be legit, until I build some trust on their part. The place is really clean and nice, but the massage was just bad and immediately up sell, I might've just gotten unlucky at this instance. I might return again for another therapist. But I will agree, this place has potential.

[Gentleman 100]

Visited Asian palace, on West Colonial. I was greeted by a really cute young girl receptionist, who spoke perfect English. I was then matched with Suzy, an older woman, who was not so bad looking but had big tits, and average overall on looks.

The table shower was thorough and pretty good. The massage, however, was garbage. The flip was standard flip. The therapist tried to upsell a lot for extras. PM (not a verb) for more information. It was not worth it considering I paid $80 for a shower. The cute receptionist gave me a $10 off coupon after I left. I might return if maybe I'll get someone younger.

IMHO: you might have given off bad vibes.

Make sure you treat people with respect, and you will be rewarded. If you act like a PAB (look it up) , you will get the basic service and no respect.

By the way: you did not have one grammatically correct sentence in your posting, so I corrected it for readability.

Be safe.