Massage Parlor Reports

**AugusteL** · 10-16-11 17:42

Stopped by Four Seasons today. Sign on door: "Sorry, we're closed."

Originally Posted by The Nub [View Original Post]

I called a couple of time 2 weeks ago when their ads starting popping up on CL and no one picked up. Called again a few days ago, and same deal, phone rings until it goes to voice mail but I get no answer, yet they have been posting multiple ads daily on CL.

**Propilot** · 10-16-11 13:44

Originally Posted by Post Toastie [View Original Post]

May 2011: Midweek, midday GG standard massaji with chubby 4X KMP, nothing to write home about or even post much about here. Sort of okay, but not really worth the hour fee and the follow up, guess I am looking for more value for the spend. .8+.5 seems like a lot for the ho-hum time that it was. Am willing to try again, but want some updated intel before returning.

July 2011: OldBridge (not Tokyo) , .7 for 45 mins, half-hearted massaji from fairly trim 4X KMP, good enuf but required totally prepaid flip tip. I donated. 6 to see what would happen and was pleasantly treated and was out of there in 30 minutes, tops. NoVa plus some nice exploring.

Sept 2011: Stopped by MWC, and had not checked TFF in some time, so. Did not know they were lights out. Found Crystal Spa on Gallows, got excellent massaji with no other. And was quite happy with just that. Fair price, attendant looked nice and did not want more after the prior disappointment anyway.

Anyone out there willing to PM me FCCC or TCCC info, would be most grateful.

Again, sorry for delays.

Holy cow guy. I am not trying to be a killjoy on reports, or a forum monitor, but this intel is months old. I understand any intel is good intel, but any info outside of a week or two is almost useless. unless it has to do with a specific incident. I know you can post your reports a little sooner than this. Also you have been activated on this forum for over a year and should know how to RTFF.

Be safe.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Post Toastie** · 10-16-11 12:14

May 2011: Midweek, midday GG standard massaji with chubby 4X KMP, nothing to write home about or even post much about here. Sort of okay, but not really worth the hour fee and the follow up, guess I am looking for more value for the spend. .8+.5 seems like a lot for the ho-hum time that it was. Am willing to try again, but want some updated intel before returning.

July 2011: OldBridge (not Tokyo) , .7 for 45 mins, half-hearted massaji from fairly trim 4X KMP, good enuf but required totally prepaid flip tip. I donated. 6 to see what would happen and was pleasantly treated and was out of there in 30 minutes, tops. NoVa plus some nice exploring.

Sept 2011: Stopped by MWC, and had not checked TFF in some time, so. Did not know they were lights out. Found Crystal Spa on Gallows, got excellent massaji with no other. And was quite happy with just that. Fair price, attendant looked nice and did not want more after the prior disappointment anyway.

Anyone out there willing to PM me FCCC or TCCC info, would be most grateful.

Again, sorry for delays.

**VAmongerman** · 10-16-11 09:01

I have been laying low for a while, what with the economy and all, trying non-pros, backpage etc, but once in a while an AMP. And once in a while most recently was on Friday at one of my regular places, almost always a happy experience. Suzee from Houston, probably 40 with manmade but nice, pencils a bit stocky but a sweet woman. Her standout feature is that she really has nice hands. There is something about her hands that when she massages you know you are being massaged. I can't really explain it better, LOL. She was very good at her job. No upsell, a really nice time with a nice woman. Recommended. PMs ok from seniors.

**The Nub** · 10-15-11 00:25

Originally Posted by Galaxyman12 [View Original Post]

I have been seeing ads in BP for 4 seasons. Looks like they are back in business. I have not been by there since the early summer. Does anybody have any intel on them?

G-man

I called a couple of time 2 weeks ago when their ads starting popping up on CL and no one picked up. Called again a few days ago, and same deal, phone rings until it goes to voice mail but I get no answer, yet they have been posting multiple ads daily on CL.

**Serpico99** · 10-14-11 20:49

I decided to dip my toe in the county that loves to call out monger's names in the papers anytime they get caught up in a raid LOL. Place has been around for a while and is a block down from a mall. Think Civil War battles.

Anyway, Rose was my attendant. Nice TS, Nice massage, typical Nova experience while I munched on her and she "nursed" me. She is about late 30's, maybe around 40, about 5'4"/5'5", ok looking, body is ok, B cup (which she "nursed" me with).

Little head took over and I agreed to 100. I think 90 would had been beter. She gave me the full hour and gave a great massage so that is worth at least a 20. Then 70 for activities. Oh well.

Vetted senior can pm me for more info.

**Re Pete** · 10-14-11 10:40

Went Thursday afternoon to the 7635 place in Falls Church whose name keeps on changing. I did not call. Went up and was surprised to find the door open. Mamasan said it was to get some fresh air, but it seemed fine inside. Met Bonnie. A petite lady. Table shower and massage were good. A bit of upsell, though clearly the menu is nowhere near what I was used to in the old days in DC. Overall a good experience, but I'm looking to explore options other than AMPs.

**Yuengling69** · 10-13-11 20:33

Originally Posted by Benefactor9 [View Original Post]

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

Now that's funny!

**Benefactor9** · 10-13-11 00:01

I went to the see see today, and I bought a pre-owned g g.

Mechanical detailing on the body work, toothy piston strokes, but a fabulous overhaul.

It's good to know this garage still takes care of the old beaters. I'm still on three-quarters tank of gas.

As always, Seniors can PM me for details.

**Volvos40** · 10-12-11 20:05

You guys are killin me.

Originally Posted by Benefactor9 [View Original Post]

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

**Galaxyman12** · 10-12-11 10:34

Tried calling 4 seasons yesterday morning. No answer. Called over to everyones favorite fruity place near tysons corner. Was told to come over by MMS. Met my provider Pink, fabulous gal. Great personality. Memorable TS and message. Worth ever penny spent.

G-man

**The Speaker** · 10-12-11 10:06

Decided to try this new place off of Sunset Hills (11337). Was greeted by mamason and went to the room. This place was totally brand new, very nice. My massause name was Jenny. Body very nice, defintely works out alot, tan. First went to sauna were they have tv video playing over and over. Not good (waited too long, maybe to reduce actual time. Table shower was nice, good relaxing. Went back to room for a good average massage and for after, upsell wanted too much for very little. Maybe I'll try back later with a different girl maybe better luck.

**Benefactor9** · 10-11-11 21:54

Originally Posted by TonyAsh23 [View Original Post]

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

**Titleist4** · 10-11-11 20:29

Originally Posted by TonyAsh23 [View Original Post]

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Thanks

Really? Dude, get a clue. This is how it works around here.

RTFF.

Go out and play.

Report on your new friends.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Then, after you have some credibility, you may make inquiries.

Until then, every question will meet with a response equivalent to "Shut up and color."

**TonyAsh23** · 10-11-11 17:06

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Thanks