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[Wayback]

Seriously? Smh.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie.

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[BabblingHooker]

Babbling Hooker seems like a f-king weirdo.

Sorry, I just felt like being a sh-t disturber regarding another provider.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

I agree with that but I think other hobbyist should not be discouraged from expressing different experiences with the same provider or give their take on reviews of the fellow hobbyist too. Moreover we should be encouraged to do so.

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

Can we now just get back to finding new talent and reviewing the good hotties that keep us happy and grinning?

I agree. Providers should not be on this thread. They should just be allowed to post in Escort Classified or something, and that's that. If they have an issue with a hobbyist they should just PM him. Most of the time their postings just lead to useless commotion.

[Member #4868]

New 2 the site and I'm from mass can anyone put me on 2 sum good spots to go to hit me up in my inbox and definately tryin 2 a lurker LOL thanks.

Is this a joke?

".2 sum good spots hit me up."

I am curious if you are aware of the site you entered? I ask because we are, mostly, grown men who are serious about our adventures. And WE DO NOT correspond like we are teenie boppers chatting or texting!

Use proper English on your next post which should be a review. If you cannot do that please move on.

[Umbrellaman1]

Babbling Hooker seems like a f-king weirdo.

Sorry, I just felt like being a sh-t disturber regarding another provider.

WOW!

And I thought I got an earful from the Babbling Hooker when I merely suggested to some one on this board (when He posted asking for info) where to find reviews of Her on Her hometown board in Providence!

The whole purpose of this board, like Jack A Dogov stated, is to exchange info and experiences. This board has a separate place for providers to post.

We, as hobbyists, are here to help each other in an honest and unbiased way. It ALWAYS goes to say that depending on YOUR actions / looks / mood, YMMV with each provider. Just as WE have a provider type we REALLY like, there are types that the PROVIDER is attracted to, and more responsive with.

Let's just forget the back and forth, and as Jack Webb said "Just the Facts"!

[Nimbus22]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

Can we now just get back to finding new talent and reviewing the good hotties that keep us happy and grinning?

It's not a matter of Deb or Deana with Herpes Forever and with the way her reviews them. This is an opinion forum after all and everyone is entitled to form their own opinion on a provider. I know I wrote some negative reviews in the past too. It's the way he reacts to others contradicting him, that's the problem. The guy literally flips out. He begins calling other hobbyists names, demanding people stop analyzing him (Huh?) , called me and one other monger White Knights, insinuating that we were trying to suck up to providers when we dared (Oh my Goodness!) to disagree with some of his assertions.

I, for example, didn't feel that Deana's place was all that messy and noted that putting on a few pounds (something that he mentioned in his review) actually made her look better. Big freaking deal. So the guy goes "stop reviewing the reviewers you White Knight and stick to mongering." Gee man, get a life will you? And maybe go for some Anger Management classes at that too.

Now that's the problem with this Herpes guy, and not him reviewing Deb or Deana. It's the fact that he is going after other hobbyists on the forum if they dare to disagree with his impressions. That is besides his nickname which basically places every provider that he reviews under suspicion whether one watches whichever TV show it is that he is watching or not. I really believe that provocative nicknames should not be allowed on the forum, especially in this forum. Just imagine what if I start writing raving reviews for every chick on the backpage under the nickname "AIDS Addict". I bet, we'd be talking about an industry in crisis in no time.

[Nrlmus]

Okay, I don't have a horse in this race. I have never seen Debbie nor do I know herpesforever but let's look at the facts. Herpesforever in his review of Debbie was very reasonable. He was honest and very diplomatic.

In it he said that:

- He thought Debbie was a good person and therefore it was a tough review to write.

- That her apartment was a mess but it was no big deal.

- He didn't find her unattractive but she just wasn't his cup of tea.

- She is short and stout but nothing is sagging. (She has said herself that she is heavier.)

- She is a woman that we wouldn't look twice at but would engage us because of her personality.

None of these (again very diplomatically stated) things can be construed as "Debbie bashing" which is what she has accused him of on this forum. (Only Debbie and herpesforever know what was said in the PMs.)

She also said that he thought Deanna Santana was too heavy and that he didn't like her, neither of which he said. If you read his posts about Deanna, what he said was that she had put on a few pounds since her pictures were taken. He also said that she was a great lady and that she was tops.

Now Debbie has said to let sleeping dogs sleep and drop the issue and others have jumped to her defense. Okay great. I'm all for dropping it but Debbie should never have PM'd him complaining about his review. This site is for the exchange of information and opinion both good and bad. It is not strictly for reviews that meet with the approval of providers or fellow hobbyists for that matter.

Debbie, I will pass on to you a very good piece of advice given to me when I was younger;"You will live a much happier life if you accept the fact that not everyone is going to like you." In other words; get over it and move on.

Oh yeah Asket, here you go.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...day-39/5554697

It's not a matter of Deb or Deana with Herpes Forever and with the way her reviews them. This is an opinion forum after all and everyone is entitled to form their own opinion on a provider. I know I wrote some negative reviews in the past too. It's the way he reacts to others contradicting him, that's the problem. The guy literally flips out. He begins calling other hobbyists names, demanding people stop analyzing him (Huh?) , called me and one other monger White Knights, insinuating that we were trying to suck up to providers when we dared (Oh my Goodness!) to disagree with some of his assertions.

I, for example, didn't feel that Deana's place was all that messy and noted that putting on a few pounds (something that he mentioned in his review) actually made her look better. Big freaking deal. So the guy goes "stop reviewing the reviewers you White Knight and stick to mongering." Gee man, get a life will you? And maybe go for some Anger Management classes at that too.

Now that's the problem with this Herpes guy, and not him reviewing Deb or Deana. It's the fact that he is going after other hobbyists on the forum if they dare to disagree with his impressions. That is besides his nickname which basically places every provider that he reviews under suspicion whether one watches whichever TV show it is that he is watching or not. I really believe that provocative nicknames should not be allowed on the forum, especially in this forum. Just imagine what if I start writing raving reviews for every chick on the backpage under the nickname "AIDS Addict". I bet, we'd be talking about an industry in crisis in no time.

[MarriedTom]

WOW!

And I thought I got an earful from the Babbling Hooker when I merely suggested to some one on this board (when He posted asking for info) where to find reviews of Her on Her hometown board in Providence!

The whole purpose of this board, like Jack A Dogov stated, is to exchange info and experiences. This board has a separate place for providers to post.

We, as hobbyists, are here to help each other in an honest and unbiased way. It ALWAYS goes to say that depending on YOUR actions / looks / mood, YMMV with each provider. Just as WE have a provider type we REALLY like, there are types that the PROVIDER is attracted to, and more responsive with.

Let's just forget the back and forth, and as Jack Webb said "Just the Facts"!

[Member #5013]

My two cents. Haven seen Debbie myself. She is not for everyone. But like others said, if your not into the 100%looks and

Just like a woman who enjoys herself and makes you feel good at the same time. Well then Debbie is for you. If you want.

A tight ass and a tight body move on. It's that simple. But she does not deserve to be spoken badly of.

I wrote my review on on Deb which was fair. She pm me talking sh@t And being disrespectful. I have yet to say what I probably should have only out of the last pieces of respect I have for her.

More than one monger has pm me about her.

Thanks for the mongering advice.

[Jack A Dogov]

Okay, I don't have a horse in this race. I have never seen Debbie nor do I know herpesforever but let's look at the facts. Herpesforever in his review of Debbie was very reasonable. He was honest and very diplomatic.

In it he said that:

- He thought Debbie was a good person and therefore it was a tough review to write.
- That her apartment was a mess but it was no big deal.
- He didn't find her unattractive but she just wasn't his cup of tea.
- She is short and stout but nothing is sagging. (She has said herself that she is heavier.)
- She is a woman that we wouldn't look twice at but would engage us because of her personality.

None of these (again very diplomatically stated) things can be construed as "Debbie bashing" which is what she has accused him of on this forum. (Only Debbie and herpesforever know what was said in the PMs.)
She also said that he thought Deanna Santana was too heavy and that he didn't like her, neither of which he said. If you read his posts about Deanna, what he said was that she had put on a few pounds since her pictures were taken. He also said that she was a great lady and that she was tops.

Now Debbie has said to let sleeping dogs sleep and drop the issue and others have jumped to her defense. Okay great. I'm all for dropping it but Debbie should never have PM'd him complaining about his review. This site is for the exchange of information and opinion both good and bad. It is not strictly for reviews that meet with the approval of providers or fellow hobbyists for that matter.

Debbie, I will pass on to you a very good piece of advice given to me when I was younger; "You will live a much happier life if you accept the fact that not everyone is going to like you." In other words; get over it and move on.

Oh yeah Asket, here you go.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...day-39/5554697

[Loot212]

I private messaged you.

New 2 the site and I'm from mass can anyone put me on 2 sum good spots to go to hit me up in my inbox and definately tryin 2 a lurker LOL thanks.

[Member #4675]

Your getting involved in a disagreement between a monger and provider and taking the providers side. I know your slant Olepapa. Convince the others if you will. Furthermore, you don't write the truth. You write your opinion. Yours may be as different as mine. I respect that. I should hope you respect mine. Otherwise stay out of it. If you have a personal problem with me PM and we can settle it.

As for your girlfriend Deb.

If you read my first review I was fairly reasonable. But you know what? She sent me at least three PM's. Not very nice ones. Tell you what. This is our site to review providers. If they don't like it. Don't read it. No one is going to tell me not to review them.

Asket,

I say this to you my fellow monger. Go for it! Deb is the best ever! You will absolutely love it!

I would go for it it if I could see some pictures of her, link to ad please?

[Member #5013]

I didn't say I have not seen her recently, I said not often (or often enough).

I am no white knight, just someone who speaks the truth and doesn't get carried away like some people (if the show fits.).

WW had some points in their favor, and if they would clean the place up a bit and get rid of purplemoon and his posts they would be better off. Otherwise, they are what they are. Girls are older and not great looking, but very accommodating for a R&T operation.

Likewise, Debbie is what she is, if she's not your taste fine, but you need not go on a campaign against her, just move on.

Your getting involved in a disagreement between a monger and provider and taking the providers side. I know your slant Olepapa. Convince the others if you will. Furthermore, you don't write the truth. You write your opinion. Yours may be as different as mine. I respect that. I should hope you respect mine. Otherwise stay out of it. If you have a personal problem with me PM and we can settle it.

As for your girlfriend Deb.

If you read my first review I was fairly reasonable. But you know what? She sent me at least three PM's. Not very nice ones. Tell you what. This is our site to review providers. If they don't like it. Don't read it. No one is going to tell me not to review them.

Asket,

I say this to you my fellow monger. Go for it! Deb is the best ever! You will absolutely love it!

[Catnibbler]

I didn't say I have not seen her recently, I said not often (or often enough).

I am no white knight, just someone who speaks the truth and doesn't get carried away like some people (if the show fits.).

WW had some points in their favor, and if they would clean the place up a bit and get rid of purplemoon and his posts they would be better off. Otherwise, they are what they are. Girls are older and not great looking, but very accommodating for a R&T operation.

Likewise, Debbie is what she is, if she's not your taste fine, but you need not go on a campaign against her, just move on.

My two cents. Haven seen Debbie myself. She is not for everyone. But like others said, if your not into the 100%looks and

Just like a woman who enjoys herself and makes you feel good at the same time. Well then Debbie is for you. If you want.

A tight ass and a tight body move on. It's that simple. But she does not deserve to be spoken badly of.