Streetwalker Reports

[Thunderball100]

I am new at this part of the hobby so I am reading the useful advice and doing trial runs for practice. I was on Nebraska north of Fletcher around 9:45 am this morning. Area had a lot of people out strolling around.

I turned on 140St heading east and saw a pretty good looking WSW (at least I am pretty sure she was) 5'6. 5'8 reddish hair, fairly slender in black slacks and green halter top. She looked up as I drove by and gave me a very big smile. I wasn't ready to do anything but wanted to get a feel for the lay of the land so to speak. I cruised by twice more and definitely got a positive look from her each time. But there were so many other folks walking on that road I didn't want to stop.

On my third pass she met up with another woman coming the other way who was definitely in the company of a black man on a bike. I kept going.

Was wondering if others have had similar experience with AM cruising and how you deal with the large number of other folks about.

[Bill Ho]

Explain this please. Bill Ho.

2) Always try to engage your intended 'partner' in a word or two before they get into the car through your rolled down passenger window. Per the 22 rules, NEVER through your passenger window.

[Skiper]

Certainly well written, and maybe nice advice, but I'd never give any streetwise seller the idea that they could get money from me for nothing. It only leads them to angle for more. I've made the same mistake in the same neighborhood, and a simple "Sorry, but I'm not looking for what you're selling" was all I needed to end the encounter. If that hadn't worked I would make it clear that we were going to head for next avenue that uncle leo might be found on. He / she knows he's a lot more likely to wind up in jail than you are.

Get into my car deserves $5, he / she earned it! Ok first let me say I never picked a TS on purpose. And if that is what you are looking for, you are reading the wrong website.

I have told them,"oh, wow! You are a guy, I'm sorry to waste you time I thought you were my old friend, so and so, you look great but I only date girls" I always tell anything that I scoop by accident The same general thing. I often toss them a fiver or something for their trouble. Hey, they take a risk getting in my car, and they talk to other SWs. I'm sure if I piss off ugly HOs they would tell a new cute SW "that dude is vice" so I figure why do I need to make enemies on the streets of Nowatney? I liked Rippa's long post and I agree with most of the advise.

I am selective, and I look over new workers well before the scoop. So I don't often scoop a HO by mistake, but you need an exit stratagy just in case. Hunt in daylight, make more than one quick pass, look at her hands! I posted pictures of a "girl" on this thread a while back that looked so good I almost let her in my car! The Hispanic ones are the hardest for me to figure. They tend to be shorter, which makes them look more like a female. Feet are another giveaway, guys feet look bigger and wider than most real girls.

Last night I took a drive past the stroll just to window shop, I saw good old Brandi and Half Pint on 140th, then south of Fletcher on Nebraska, I saw several TVs most large blacks but one big Spanish kid. One of the black SWs may have been a girl! But, I only made one pass, and I was only window shopping. The only way I would have scooped a girl last night was if I found a real stunner.

[Tampa Troller]

How to Handle the Accidental Tranny Scoop.

Had the opportunity to doing a little 'touring' in the Nebraska / Nowatney areas the other night, and in general, the pickings were slim as they say. To make matters worse, I wound up accidentally making a swoop and scoop on a He-She.

Certainly well written, and maybe nice advice, but I'd never give any streetwise seller the idea that they could get money from me for nothing. It only leads them to angle for more. I've made the same mistake in the same neighborhood, and a simple "Sorry, but I'm not looking for what you're selling" was all I needed to end the encounter. If that hadn't worked I would make it clear that we were going to head for next avenue that uncle leo might be found on. He / she knows he's a lot more likely to wind up in jail than you are.

[Rippa]

Had the opportunity to doing a little 'touring' in the Nebraska / Nowatney areas the other night, and in general, the pickings were slim as they say. To make matters worse, I wound up accidentally making a swoop and scoop on a He-She. Now I know you more experienced mongers are sitting there saying, 'Check the hands, man, the knotted up calf muscles, and the presence of an Adam's apple for Christ's sake. ' But let's be honest, if you enjoy this little hobby long enough, you're eventually going to face this awkward moment, even if you are very diligent. For this very reason alone, I would never troll while 'buzzed' or drunk; full mental faculties at all times. Believe me, I've had the opportunity to observe some of the best 'Gender-Benders' in the world at work in Asia and Latin America. Those folks have raised the skills of camouflage to a high art form when compared to our basic home-grown Tranny. And if that kind of action is what you are looking for, the USASG is definitely NOT for you and Jackson intends to keep it so.

So my experience the other night set me to thinking, how do others handle this situation? For both your amusement and edification I thought I'd tell you what I have found works for me, gained partially through some painful experiences, but also from some simple observation of human nature.

Right here I'll state what NOT to do, which is precisely what I did so many years ago during my first encounter with a He-She. When you realize you've somehow just bumbled your way into 'the situation', do not shriek out, 'Oh My God, you are a DUDE! Get the F*K out of my car RIGHT NOW! ' Something along those lines is an understandable human reaction, even if you aren't really homophobic. But that would be the wrong thing to do. In fact, I blurted out those exact words and all it earned me was a quick back handed smack across the old kisser. I sported quite a puffed up upper lip for a couple of days to prove that even Trannys can often punch well beyond their weight!

Here's a better way to go:

1) Before you even start your trolling, fold up 2 or 3 one dollar bills in your right pocket. More on that later.

2) Always try to engage your intended 'partner' in a word or two before they get into the car through your rolled down passenger window. Per the 22 rules, NEVER through your passenger window. Get her to at least say 'Hello, ', so you can listen for that tell-tale low, masculine voice. And if you hear it, or even think you do, just be polite, say, 'sorry' and drive off. Yeah, she might have been that 1 in 10 million whisky voiced Lauren Bacall SW type, and you just passed up the true love of your life, but hey, better to be safe and troll on.

3) Sometimes, even with your best efforts, they are actually seated in your car before you hear that deep, bass-baritone voice, you know, the one that's 2 octaves lower than yours. BTW, don't doubt for a New York moment what I'm telling you here is not equally well known by all TSW's. They will often try to say as little as possible before getting in your monger-mobile. They can have all the make-up and silicone work done in the world, but the voice always gives them away. Vocal cord surgery is expensive, not always successful, and financially well beyond the means of any TSW you're ever likely to meet. At this point you simply act surprised and say,"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were Brandi, my regular gal. You know you look a lot like her in the dark! My mistake. ', and indicate with your body language you expect her to exit the car right away. Often that's all that's needed. (I like to use the name Brandi because it's my firm believe every stroll in America has at least one Brandi; must be some kind of SW Workers Union Agreement. Your Tranny may actually even know of a Brandi, and now you've just established some plausibility to your misidentification story!)

4) But just as often the more experienced TSW figures she now 'has a live one', and is going to play you a bit and make some money out of your potentially embarrassing situation. I've actually come to believe many TSW's make most of their money this way. Ever notice how LONG some of these He-she's are at the same corner, hour after hour with no business? Yet the hetro SW disappears in minutes? The He-she's simply don't turn as many tricks, and finagling $$ out of poor unsuspecting 'Straights' becomes a viable economic alternative. Anyway, I digress. Your intended date, now seated firmly in your front seat says something like, 'Well you just wasted my time! ', and doesn't make a move to get out. She's seeking remuneration.

5) Here's where the $2 noted in #1, above, comes in to play. You simply say, 'I am sorry to have bothered you, though I'm out some of my time as well. Tell you what, here's some cash for your trouble, please have a safe evening. ' You're being polite, reasonable, and now giving the 'lady' a way to exit your car as a 'winner'. She's also saving face. At a glance and in the dark, the folded up money appears to be more than it is, and though you may have to hear a little swearing and maybe even get your car door slammed, who cares. You now safely drive away.

6) Unfortunately, some will TSWs will escalate the game at this point and feel they've got you 'trapped'. Your kind offer of some cigarette money admittedly leads to a few of the real mercenaries figuring they can now demand ridiculous sums of money to get them out of your car. Here's where you play your trump card, the ace. You now say, with a bit more agitation and firmness in your voice, but still calm and cooly, 'Listen, I'm sorry I troubled you for your time and have tried to make up for it with some cigarette money for the mistake of taking you for Brandi' (they all LOVE cigarettes, BTW, and hell, you just reminded her she could really use a smoke right about now with her new, ill-gotten gains.) And you continue, 'But you are refusing to get out of MY vehicle, so let's just go to the nearest police station to settle this. ' You immediately start to drive away, but not at too high rate of speed. If you drive slow enough, He-She may just exit the car right then and there. Slow enough for a safe exit for the TSW is the key. But even if you have to drive to the nearest stop sign, they'll still get out. You will no doubt endure some cursing and a for-sure car door slam, but they WILL get out. They don't want to leave the relative safety of their immediate 'area'. They also know if you really meant to take them to the police they'd sure as hell lose in THAT discussion with an officer, as embarrassing for you as that conversation might be. (and equally amusing to the LEO, no doubt!) And besides, it's a damn long walk back to the stroll and her friends, especially in high-heels. Trust me, they WILL get out.

So in summary, have your small bribe at the ready (it's good for getting Fuglies out of the car as well). Some may balk at giving them ANYTHING, but I figure it's less than a beer at the local bar runs you, so it's a cheap way to handle the situation.

Remember your unintended 'car date' is human, too, and when given an 'out' especially when it saves some fragile ego with a 'win' and a small gratuity, they'll take it.

And last but not least, the threat of a time consuming ride, not to mention potentially dangerous for them, ANYWHERE outside their 'zone' is certainly unappealing.

One other thought, speaking of danger. As you all know, many of our SWs are 'armed', if only with an ice-pick, screw driver, etc. I think it's safe to assume your typical Tranny is even more likely to be carrying what she considers self defense devices. Theirs is an even more violence prone world so I don't think it's worth it to push these gals into a rapidly escalating situation where they think their physical safety is in imminent danger. Calm, collected, but adamant insistence, with a little bit of financial inducement, should do the trick.

Again, I'd enjoy reading how others have handled similar situations.

[Thunderball100]

Tell me have ya seen her? Sorry was just having a Chi-Lites moment.

Any way I was wondering if anyone has seen or spent time with a pretty 20 yo WSW, strawberry-blonde hair, freckles and looks fresh. Last seen around 70th street and E. Broadway? I think she had a run-in with Uncle Leo but looks like a first timer.

[Bill Ho]

It is funny how a mug shot is detected and removed right away, but when three people request a dozend times that Post #2298 be removed because of sensitive information, we are ignored. Bill Ho.

How can she not know the difference? She don't look stupid. Bill Ho.

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[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested From the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless And really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and / or photographs.

Thanks!

[Bidibop]

Early am hunt, spotted two WSW, one whose undead facial bone structure suggested to stay away, and another very thin, blond wearing a red shirt and cutoff blue shorts. The blond caught my eye, but was strolling with company. I stuck around and sure enough, her company changed. Several passes but she didn't give me the look. She has her hair all the way down to her butt.

[Skipher]

Jamie just got a ride to the Orient Hilton from her stroll on 142nd.

[Gummie Bear]

Yes, had the same dream.

Sounds a little like her and in the right spot too.

[Longhairngotee]

Ok so I went around nowatney area today, and I am not sure what street it is but its basically to the left of 140th right when you get off of 22nd road. There is also an extremely extremely bumpy road near by. And I saw this cute little blond SW wearing a red shirt, she was walking along these little motel like rooms and she was in the parking lot and I guess she was about to maybe go in one of them. I parked and she saw me, so I gave her the "look", and no the not "I look constipated look" either. So we definitley had eye contact I kinda nudged my head, I was also a little worried because there was just some random guy working with a wheelbarrow, so it seemed a bit embarrasing. Then when I thot she maybe wasn't sure, I got out of the car (probably a mistake) because she slowly started to walk away. I followed her for like 5 seconds then I turned around. So what exactly I'm asking is, what do I do to give the right signal because we obviously made eye contact but she wasn't sure I guess, and then when I got out of car she prob thot I was LEO or something. Sorry I'm a noob at this, I just started this, I've only been on dates with escorts before. Also back to the wheel barrow guy, I was a bit embarrased because not used to this yet, but do the people in that area really care about this stuff or no?

Thanks

By your own admission you are new at this, so what made you 100% positive she was a worker? Any woman might make eye contact with a guy who seems to be stalking them from a car. You can't always go by their appearance. Just something to bear in mind as you ease into this.

[Longhairngotee]

Here's an odd story about a cop in Manatee county that used a fake penis to get around exposing himself for a SW cop check. The SW actually gave the condom covered toy a BJ before being arrested. Go figure.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/09/20...ed-prostitute/

From the article: The woman began to perform oral sex on the fake phallus, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Department. The officer said he then saw an opossum cross the road and slammed on the brakes, 'causing the female to slide out of her seat and mildly into the dashboard."

We have a seat belt law which I believe is the driver's responsibility to enforce. Then there's distracted driving. Wonder what a good lawyer could do with this.

[JaynTampa]

Ok. If you get out of your car in that area you are either = a cop, a pinp, or fucking nuts!

Never Never get out the car to chase it she going to get spooked and think your a cop or she going to lead you to get Laid Down bro 9 times out of 10 she will come up to you.

[Bill Ho]

How can she not know the difference? She don't look stupid. Bill Ho.

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Here's an odd story about a cop in Manatee county that used a fake penis to get around exposing himself for a SW cop check. The SW actually gave the condom covered toy a BJ before being arrested. Go figure.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/09/20...ed-prostitute/

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

[The Good Doctor]

Here's an odd story about a cop in Manatee county that used a fake penis to get around exposing himself for a SW cop check. The SW actually gave the condom covered toy a BJ before being arrested. Go figure.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/09/20...ed-prostitute/