Positive Escort Reviews

[Pinoboy]

Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?

My bad then! Perhaps it was Ricky James that I had you confused with. For that I apologize. And sorry that you find my posting style suspicious. When I first discovered this forum, I couldn't help but find Old Pumper's reviews very entertaining and helpful due to the very thorough descriptions of what takes place during his dreams. I have made several decisions to see providers based on his reviews alone. So, I thought I would return the favor to other mongers by sharing my experiences in the same way, even including some of the verbal exchange that occurs during the session between me and the other party. Apparently though, mentioning certain aspects of those exchanges leads some (you) to believe I am doing so for self gratification purposes. (ie, ego-stroking). I guess the whole "less is more" approach isn't something I am well versed in. Sure beats the "had a nice dream, will definitely repeat" angle. However, there have been things that have occured between me and another well-reviewed provider (non-member) that she does not want shared with anyone else. And, because I respect her not only as a professional, but also as a person, I have kept that between us. She also happens to be my ATF whom I have not shared my experiences with on this forum. And no it's not Jerseygirl, I have attempted to meet with her for the 1st time after the whole Rose thing was revealed, but perhaps in the interest of safety and reputation, she has declined to dream with me but I totally understand. Too bad though, since I've never experienced a "gusher" before.

[Onthejob]

Hello, guys.

Today I had the pleasure of meeting with one fantastic lady. She was absolutely amazing in every way and definitely knows how to please.

It was a dream that I'm sure I'm going to repeat.

Thank you Jersey for your warmth welcome to this forum.

OTJ

[Member #4450]

Tried to contact NaNa through email and wasn't able to set it up but keeping her on the short list if I hear back from her! I called Holly today after a recommendation from Big T and seeing the pics Old Pumper provided once. She is sweet and close to where I live so I called and went to see her. As you can see from the pics I had a great time and I quit before she did. She's sweet, friendly and a great find (re-find LOL).

At her request I'll send her number out to senior members and trusted people on here. I've been on here a couple years (new name) and although I'm not trusted yet by some people, I'm rewarding the ones that do. LOL

Seniors PM me and thanks to all who TOFTT and Big T for the heads up.

[Scohen1025]

Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?

Nice comeback-hilarious!

[Michael Caffey]

Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?

Yes you are very wrong. However, you are free to make whatever assumptions you wish to regarding the validity of my reviews and the content contained within. I'm not the type to attain any sense of self worth by posting fake reviews to a bunch of people over the internet who I will never meet in real life. Anyways, I will refrain from sharing any more of my future dreams with the forum. I try to include as much detail as possible in my reviews in the hopes of helping out other members, but if * posts like yours are the result of my efforts then I must say you really did other mongers who value my reviews a big unjustice.

As far as the ego stroking is concerned. Aren't you the one who seems to mention his "well endowdeness" on more than one occassion? Just a thought.

[Vinny3333]

Yes you are very wrong. However, you are free to make whatever assumptions you wish to regarding the validity of my reviews and the content contained within. I'm not the type to attain any sense of self worth by posting fake reviews to a bunch of people over the internet who I will never meet in real life. Anyways, I will refrain from sharing any more of my future dreams with the forum. I try to include as much detail as possible in my reviews in the hopes of helping out other members, but if * posts like yours are the result of my efforts then I must say you really did other mongers who value my reviews a big unjustice.

As far as the ego stroking is concerned. Aren't you the one who seems to mention his "well endowdeness" on more than one occassion? Just a thought.

Pinoboy,

I hope that you Do Not stop sharing information with all of us. I, personally, do all my intel work and make an inform decision whether or not to contact the lady. We are all smart enough to make our own decision as to partake or not. Every bit of information is helpful to our fellow mongers including myself.

[HoneyHunter344]

Had a dream about Heather yesterday and I had a great time. She dressed in all black lingerie with 6" stilletos and I'd thought I had died and gone to heaven! Great body, fantastick DFK. And unbelievable BBBJ. CG and MISH produced a nice explosion by me. Heather had many more than that. I'm glad I was able to pleasure her like I did. She sure pleasured me! I'm going back soon. No PM for digits. She is on another site and you can get her email addy there.

HH

[Pinoboy]

Can anyone vouch that Pinoboy is actually one of us and not management. His "reviews" read an awful lot like adverts for the ladies in question rather than a monger's review, despite his occasional digressions into ego-masturbation (which lack Exec Talents finesse).

Just seems like Daddy's trying to promote his girl. That or perhaps another case of phony reviewing (hence the ad like info peppered with alleged activities said provider is likely to deny, ergo unverifiable).

Like I said. Just seems off somehow.

If I am wrong I am wrong. In that case, some words of advice for Pinoboy.

Few, if any, members on here are going to give you respect for posting about your less than safe antics. In fact, most are going to black list you and the ladies you frequent. More for you I suppose.

Also keep in mind this is generally a fantasy businesses. Whether she finds you attractive or not she's going to say she does. She probably uses that whole routine on every guy. Why you felt it necessary to share those "details " is anyone's guess, but they don't exactly instill confidence in your review.

Less is more.

Yes you are very wrong. However, you are free to make whatever assumptions you wish to regarding the validity of my reviews and the content contained within. I'm not the type to attain any sense of self worth by posting fake reviews to a bunch of people over the internet who I will never meet in real life. Anyways, I will refrain from sharing any more of my future dreams with the forum. I try to include as much detail as possible in my reviews in the hopes of helping out other members, but if ***** posts like yours are the result of my efforts then I must say you really did other mongers who value my reviews a big unjustice.

As far as the ego stroking is concerned. Aren't you the one who seems to mention his "well endowdeness" on more than one occassion? Just a thought.

[Michael Caffey]

Can anyone vouch that Pinoboy is actually one of us and not management. His "reviews" read an awful lot like adverts for the ladies in question rather than a monger's review, despite his occasional digressions into ego-masturbation (which lack Exec Talents finesse).

Just seems like Daddy's trying to promote his girl. That or perhaps another case of phony reviewing (hence the ad like info peppered with alleged activities said provider is likely to deny, ergo unverifiable).

Like I said. Just seems off somehow.

If I am wrong I am wrong. In that case, some words of advice for Pinoboy.

Few, if any, members on here are going to give you respect for posting about your less than safe antics. In fact, most are going to black list you and the ladies you frequent. More for you I suppose.

Also keep in mind this is generally a fantasy businesses. Whether she finds you attractive or not she's going to say she does. She probably uses that whole routine on every guy. Why you felt it necessary to share those "details " is anyone's guess, but they don't exactly instill confidence in your review.

Less is more.

Had a very nice dream with Lia tonight at her incall location downtown even though her ad does say "outcall only". Called her when I was on my way and told her I'd be there in 15-20mins. Upon arriving, I called to let her know I was at her place and she told me she walked to get something to eat and asked if I could wait 5 mins. I offered to pick her up but she said she would just walk and be there shortly. 5 mins was more like 15 mins but I didn't mind. She was courteous enough to call me midway through my wait to let me know she was just around the corner. I met her in the parking lot as she walked up. She's a cute blonde with a nice body and pretty eyes. She is the girl in her pictures, although she looks a bit different in person, but not in a bad way by any means.

We walked up to her room together and she is very personable and laid back. There was absolutely no hint of rushing or businesslike demeanor in any way. I let her know from the start that I did not intend on partaking in f / s even though I knew her rate would be the same which was $ for the half. Raincoats really deaden the experience for me in addition to the fact that I didn't take my "magic pill" so I knew it would be a challenge even if I decided to go that route. That's ok though because the foreplay was great! It started out with a BBBJ while at the same time I fingered both holes, followed by some very passionate dfk while she sat and grinded on me. Next up was some 69 action where once again both holes received equal attention while she continued with her oral skills. After a few mins of that, I had her kneel on the bed at which point I continued rimming and drilling the backdoor with my finger even though I could obviously feel that something was ready to come out as I continued to go in. I stopped shortly thereafter though in case I was causing her any undue discomfort even though she wasn't complaining at all. Next, had her lie on her back while I simulated mish, but with grinding instead of thrusting while simultaneously engaging in more heavenly dfk, but stopped shortly into it and had her lie on her stomach while I once again grinded my member on her back and ass while I cradled under the side of her face with my hand as we continued to explore each other's mouths, finally culminating in me popping my load onto her lower back.

Most definitely something I would like to experience with her again and will for sure repeat, maybe opting for f / s also next time. I really liked the fact that she made it known that my satisfaction was her top priority, even commenting that I was a good looking guy and didn't seem like I should be paying for services at which point I very briefly touched on the convenience and non-commital factor of it all. She said she's new to Orlando, previously living in Melbourne. I hope she likes it here and stays. As always, YMMV depending on how she feels towards you, but I personally couldn't be any more pleased with her. Attitude, appearance and service alike!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-at-22/5167371

[RallyArt19]

I'm new to this please bear with me. Saw Lady Heather 2 times now she is a fun Lady in a safe and clean location in Conway area. She had plenty of reviews that I found. She requires 2 ref. I only had one but we worked it out and I had a great time.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-44/4851558

Thanks for the report and welcome to the forum.

[Hobby407]

I'm new to this please bear with me. Saw Lady Heather 2 times now she is a fun Lady in a safe and clean location in Conway area. She had plenty of reviews that I found. She requires 2 ref. I only had one but we worked it out and I had a great time.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-44/4851558

[Xiao Xing]

Read his another posting below.

Had a very nice dream with Lia tonight at her incall location downtown even though her ad does say "outcall only".

"Raincoats really deaden the experience for me"

Most definitely something I would like to experience with her again and will for sure repeat, maybe opting for f / s also next time. I really liked the fact that she made it known that my satisfaction was her top priority, even commenting that I was a good looking guy and didn't seem like I should be paying for services at which point I very briefly touched on the convenience and non-commital factor of it all. She said she's new to Orlando, previously living in Melbourne. I hope she likes it here and stays. As always, YMMV depending on how she feels towards you, but I personally couldn't be any more pleased with her. Attitude, appearance and service alike!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-at-22/5167371

[HoneyHunter344]

Had a dream of Nana on Sunday. (being new here I posted this on escortreports. Sorry about that) Anyway, in my dream, Nana was great. Has a tight spinner body and knows what to do with that tongue. A very sensual young lady. It was my pleasure to be pleased by Nana. I hope to dream of her again real soon.

[Mugen2]

Had some time to get out and have some fun this afternoon and decided to take a trip to I-drive. I was feeling the urge for a hot blonde and had read a few reports here and elsewhere that Allura was as advertised and took a chance and called. Right away she gave me a good vibe when she immediately called back, even before I could leave a vm. She gave me another feel good moment when she said she needed to call me back to confirm our appointment to make sure she could make the agreed upon time. That is a rarity in itself to have a provider confirm your appointment, especailly someone so new to the business. I got a text a few minutes later asking if a little later than discussed would work and at that point figured a beer before hand would be perfect and told her yes it would. Had time for a beer and a shot before moving on again with the thought that this might actually be a good time. And a GOOD time it was!

A call from the parking lot and simple directions to the room and I was at the door knocking. The door opened and there stood the exact same hot looking blond from the pictures in her ad dressed casually in jean shorts and a cute top. Normal small talk, from a cautious and friendly young hottie started us off when she suggested I get comfortable and asked if I wanted a back rub while we got to know each other a little before getting started. I love it when the routine is mixed up a bit and this was just the beginning. The back rub was short and really sweet but she actually worked the tense points in my shoulders and back while we small talked, asking if that was too hard or the right spot in between chit and chat. Then a few tender kisses on the neck and back and it was game time. Wow, did that warm up exercise hit the spot. Face to face talking and kissing like we had done this before. Got to mention the mix up on the routine here, kissing is okay but tongue-kissing naked with a hot young blond with a tight body like hers made me feel like I was 21 again, or was that 31, shit I forget. This girl has some moves and sounds that make the experience what it's supposed to be. Moving to a sweet, tight, clean (and a half dozen other adjectives that come to mind) DATY that was awesome. Her sounds and movements may have been real or faked but who cares if you can't tell the difference. I know I enjoyed it until she somehow repositioned herself for a short but sweet BBBJ that had no flaws. It may have been that I was just ready to move on to the main course as the pace picked up a bit as she didn't act as though she was done.

I don't know what to call it but its not mish. You know that position when you are on your knees, she is on her back and you have that perfect view and grip on her hips (what is that position called?). That lasted for as long as my abs could take and I really wish I still had the 21 or 31 yo abs that I used to have cause that view is awesome and would like to have been able to have kept that going longer (oh wait, thats not the ab muscles holding me up). Can see it all from there, facial expressions, breasts bouncing, full penetration angle, etc. Anyways, I couldn't hold it and I would swear she didn't either (back to the who cares if you can't tell thing). Anyways, finished with a very satisfying OH YEAH feeling and a big smiling face back at me.

Idle chit chat, a few words of advise and a suggestion to post on this board finished our date. I asked if she wanted the review in detail, discreet or with some tact and detail and she opted for the later. Hope she finds this tasteful as I'm a little buzzed from a few more beers while a I enjoyed relaying this to my fellow board member's, (I love you guys. Just kidding, lmao, I don't know any of you very well, except for that asshole VS, but I do appreciate all the input on the board).

Final word on Allura, she is straight, not on any drugs, no handler, and smart enough to avoid fucked up mongers with bad intentions so be good to this one. If your lucky you can get to know her now before she obviously raises her rates, like all the other good ones do.

P8

So this is my 2nd time posting and this time with something to actually say. Passun8 was spot on. Everything he mentions here she does. I mean if you want a good time call Allura. What you see on her BP ad is what you get and thats great. Best thing about her BBBJ and aint rushed, in my opinion that is.

Anyway have fun guys

[Otwist]

Wow! What a Saturday afternoon DELIGHT! Had a dream with Jada today and of course with Bilbo (my doubles partner)

Jada is everything her stella reviews say and a whole lot more.

Jada thank you for giving me the chance to finally meet you, I had such a nice time today, looking forward to seeing you

Again real soon. OH YEA! Will definitly repeat, LOL.

I see that two of my favorites got together. Mr. Bilbo is one fortunate fellow.