Massage Parlor Reports

[Hofi35]

What kind of lowlife Nazi-romanticizing dipshit is this?

One is really surprized where do some of the newbies come with their nicknames from. This one tops them all. I think he spelled wrong. It should've been Waffle Ass.

[Bunker Buster]

Took the FCCC phone number from post #5359 and made a visit after work. Two ladies were at the place: one looked over 40's and other one looked around early 30's or mid 30's. I would've stayed if either one of them looked decent. Language barrier was also present. Rate was $.5 for FS. Left the place and probably not going back there again. Any other fccc numbers? Pm please.

What kind of lowlife Nazi-romanticizing dipshit is this?

[WaffenSS68]

Took the FCCC phone number from post #5359 and made a visit after work. Two ladies were at the place: one looked over 40's and other one looked around early 30's or mid 30's. I would've stayed if either one of them looked decent. Language barrier was also present. Rate was $.5 for FS. Left the place and probably not going back there again. Any other fccc numbers? Pm please.

[Mmach]

Headed back after staying away for awhile. Had to wait about 20 minutes so decided to switch from 1hr to 30 min as it was getting late for me. MMS sent me in with Kim who was new. Think she was from Hawaii, mid 40's, large top. No TS and session lasted 20 min. Massage was avg to below avg-real quick. No upsell but did ask why I only gave. 4 for standard and not. 6, but for 20 mins I think that was generous. Nothing special but was satisfied overall.

[Anon Busi]

I second that on Bonnie. Picked her out of a lineup when I was there. She is petite, a big pony tail, cute and with a warm personality. English is not great but no problem communicating what is needed in an AMP. She also used a different technique on me, (instead of the regular repetitive hammering motion, you know) , enjoyed it very much.

This is going to be one of the more memorable evenings spent at an AMP, I'll say that to start. I went to Papaya after my date stood me up, leaving me in Tyson's all dressed up with nothing to do. I drove over to Papaya, and it didn't look terribly busy. Wrong. It was packed, but MMS let me in and had me sit in the break room for a while with a bottle of water. We spent probably 20 or 25 minutes making small talk while we waited for one of the providers to finish up with her current client. The doorbell rang a few times while we were chatting, and a couple of guys were told they were busy.

Once a room opened up, MMS took me back to the room, collected the house fee for my hour and left me to start undressing. In walks Bonnie, who I've seen a couple of times before, but couldn't put a name to her gorgeous face until about half an hour later. This was a very pleasant surprise since I'm not used to seeing the same provider at Papaya more than twice since they rotate through so fast. The place was packed tonight, despite the weather, so there was a lot of talking going on in the hallway as people came and went, including a very drunken sounding guy asking to see whoever slept there.

We headed to the TS where she had an amusing conversation in Korean with MMS through the curtain about a third of the way into my TS (very well done TS even while she was talking to MMS, attention in all the proper spots, so I won't complain). Back to the room, we started on the massage. She's capable of giving a very good massage when she likes you, is in a very good mood, or is just inspired I've decided. The first time I saw her, the massage was only so-so, the second time was a bit better, but still not that great. This time was excellent. Just the right amount of pressure, and she worked all the knots out of my back. I wouldn't have minded some lotion, but it's not a total loss since most girls go overboard on the lotion instead. The soft touch was vastly superior to any of the other providers I've seen there. It was probably on par with this place in Philly I went to once back in 2007. Anyways.

As we progress through the soft touch towards the flip, I finally remembered her name and the fact that she likes to negotiate the tip with you. I think to myself: "Fine, I'll play the bargaining game this one time and see what happens." She asks how much, and I think for a second before saying a number. A little pouting on her part. A frown or two on my part. We eventually reached a mutually agreeable number. Off came her clothes, revealing her very lovely and tight body so the happy ending could properly begin. If someone cares to exchange information in more detail, they're welcome to PM me about the very enjoyable experience. Put mildly, there was more on the menu this evening than I expected and I was a very happy man for being willing to negotiate tonight. Afterwards, she massaged me for a few more minutes before stepping out of the room to get me a bottle of water. As I was dressing, we talked a bit more, mostly about the really nasty weather outside. Just as I'm reaching for my wallet to get her tip out, we hear a commotion in the next room and she runs out the door. I hear a bit of a scuffle, what sounded an awful lot like some colorful comments in Korean, which I speak about three dozen words of. God bless that one random layover in Seoul.

She comes back in, looking scared to death. I ask if something's wrong, and she informs me that the guy in the next room, no shit, bit his provider. She even gave an adorable impression of someone chomping down on an imaginary arm to illustrate her point. At this point, I ask if the guy needs to be thrown out. She says it's already been taken care of. I ask if the girl in question is OK, and she says she's just scared and really shaken up. As I'm walking out the door, the young lady who was bitten is standing by the break room looking absolutely terrified. MMS even apologized for the disturbance and the wait earlier as she says goodbye. Personally, the wait didn't bother me, the commotion on the other hand annoys me. I firmly agree with Pilot's philosophy of being to the ladies, because nice guys do not finish last in this particular event.

Anyways, there's crazy saga of what happened this one time Skwishy went to Papaya during a thunderstorm. Cheers gentlemen, be nice to the ladies.

[Soxoff]

Decided its time to try a new place. Place was decent, no complaints. Met Sony and received a great TS and massage. On the flip was told ' no trouble, right? '. So she proceeded clothless to six9 and it was amazing. Looks Is give a solid 8 with a great body, maybe upper 20's. Hard to tell age of these girls to me. Damage was. 8 plus. 8 with no complaints with smiles and promises of more next time.

Might I add the story of the girl being bitten is crazy! Dude needs to be talent out back and slapped around. But on the same token these girls should know better than to take in someone drunk, still no excuse.

[Ginger Man]

This is going to be one of the more memorable evenings spent at an AMP, I'll say that to start. I went to Papaya after my date stood me up, leaving me in Tyson's all dressed up with nothing to do. I drove over to Papaya, and it didn't look terribly busy. Wrong. It was packed, but MMS let me in and had me sit in the break room for a while with a bottle of water. We spent probably 20 or 25 minutes making small talk while we waited for one of the providers to finish up with her current client. The doorbell rang a few times while we were chatting, and a couple of guys were told they were busy.

Once a room opened up, MMS took me back to the room, collected the house fee for my hour and left me to start undressing. In walks Bonnie, who I've seen a couple of times before, but couldn't put a name to her gorgeous face until about half an hour later. This was a very pleasant surprise since I'm not used to seeing the same provider at Papaya more than twice since they rotate through so fast. The place was packed tonight, despite the weather, so there was a lot of talking going on in the hallway as people came and went, including a very drunken sounding guy asking to see whoever slept there.

We headed to the TS where she had an amusing conversation in Korean with MMS through the curtain about a third of the way into my TS (very well done TS even while she was talking to MMS, attention in all the proper spots, so I won't complain). Back to the room, we started on the massage. She's capable of giving a very good massage when she likes you, is in a very good mood, or is just inspired I've decided. The first time I saw her, the massage was only so-so, the second time was a bit better, but still not that great. This time was excellent. Just the right amount of pressure, and she worked all the knots out of my back. I wouldn't have minded some lotion, but it's not a total loss since most girls go overboard on the lotion instead. The soft touch was vastly superior to any of the other providers I've seen there. It was probably on par with this place in Philly I went to once back in 2007. Anyways.

As we progress through the soft touch towards the flip, I finally remembered her name and the fact that she likes to negotiate the tip with you. I think to myself: "Fine, I'll play the bargaining game this one time and see what happens." She asks how much, and I think for a second before saying a number. A little pouting on her part. A frown or two on my part. We eventually reached a mutually agreeable number. Off came her clothes, revealing her very lovely and tight body so the happy ending could properly begin. If someone cares to exchange information in more detail, they're welcome to PM me about the very enjoyable experience. Put mildly, there was more on the menu this evening than I expected and I was a very happy man for being willing to negotiate tonight. Afterwards, she massaged me for a few more minutes before stepping out of the room to get me a bottle of water. As I was dressing, we talked a bit more, mostly about the really nasty weather outside. Just as I'm reaching for my wallet to get her tip out, we hear a commotion in the next room and she runs out the door. I hear a bit of a scuffle, what sounded an awful lot like some colorful comments in Korean, which I speak about three dozen words of. God bless that one random layover in Seoul.

She comes back in, looking scared to death. I ask if something's wrong, and she informs me that the guy in the next room, no shit, bit his provider. She even gave an adorable impression of someone chomping down on an imaginary arm to illustrate her point. At this point, I ask if the guy needs to be thrown out. She says it's already been taken care of. I ask if the girl in question is OK, and she says she's just scared and really shaken up. As I'm walking out the door, the young lady who was bitten is standing by the break room looking absolutely terrified. MMS even apologized for the disturbance and the wait earlier as she says goodbye. Personally, the wait didn't bother me, the commotion on the other hand annoys me. I firmly agree with Pilot's philosophy of being to the ladies, because nice guys do not finish last in this particular event.

Anyways, there's crazy saga of what happened this one time Skwishy went to Papaya during a thunderstorm. Cheers gentlemen, be nice to the ladies.

What kind of guy needs to hurt a woman? Or should I say what kind of scum bag? I have heard stories of much worse than this.

The job they do is so dangerous. Like you said, be nice to the ladies. They are usually nicer to us than we deserve.

[Skwishy]

This is going to be one of the more memorable evenings spent at an AMP, I'll say that to start. I went to Papaya after my date stood me up, leaving me in Tyson's all dressed up with nothing to do. I drove over to Papaya, and it didn't look terribly busy. Wrong. It was packed, but MMS let me in and had me sit in the break room for a while with a bottle of water. We spent probably 20 or 25 minutes making small talk while we waited for one of the providers to finish up with her current client. The doorbell rang a few times while we were chatting, and a couple of guys were told they were busy.

Once a room opened up, MMS took me back to the room, collected the house fee for my hour and left me to start undressing. In walks Bonnie, who I've seen a couple of times before, but couldn't put a name to her gorgeous face until about half an hour later. This was a very pleasant surprise since I'm not used to seeing the same provider at Papaya more than twice since they rotate through so fast. The place was packed tonight, despite the weather, so there was a lot of talking going on in the hallway as people came and went, including a very drunken sounding guy asking to see whoever slept there.

We headed to the TS where she had an amusing conversation in Korean with MMS through the curtain about a third of the way into my TS (very well done TS even while she was talking to MMS, attention in all the proper spots, so I won't complain). Back to the room, we started on the massage. She's capable of giving a very good massage when she likes you, is in a very good mood, or is just inspired I've decided. The first time I saw her, the massage was only so-so, the second time was a bit better, but still not that great. This time was excellent. Just the right amount of pressure, and she worked all the knots out of my back. I wouldn't have minded some lotion, but it's not a total loss since most girls go overboard on the lotion instead. The soft touch was vastly superior to any of the other providers I've seen there. It was probably on par with this place in Philly I went to once back in 2007. Anyways.

As we progress through the soft touch towards the flip, I finally remembered her name and the fact that she likes to negotiate the tip with you. I think to myself: "Fine, I'll play the bargaining game this one time and see what happens." She asks how much, and I think for a second before saying a number. A little pouting on her part. A frown or two on my part. We eventually reached a mutually agreeable number. Off came her clothes, revealing her very lovely and tight body so the happy ending could properly begin. If someone cares to exchange information in more detail, they're welcome to PM me about the very enjoyable experience. Put mildly, there was more on the menu this evening than I expected and I was a very happy man for being willing to negotiate tonight. Afterwards, she massaged me for a few more minutes before stepping out of the room to get me a bottle of water. As I was dressing, we talked a bit more, mostly about the really nasty weather outside. Just as I'm reaching for my wallet to get her tip out, we hear a commotion in the next room and she runs out the door. I hear a bit of a scuffle, what sounded an awful lot like some colorful comments in Korean, which I speak about three dozen words of. God bless that one random layover in Seoul.

She comes back in, looking scared to death. I ask if something's wrong, and she informs me that the guy in the next room, no shit, bit his provider. She even gave an adorable impression of someone chomping down on an imaginary arm to illustrate her point. At this point, I ask if the guy needs to be thrown out. She says it's already been taken care of. I ask if the girl in question is OK, and she says she's just scared and really shaken up. As I'm walking out the door, the young lady who was bitten is standing by the break room looking absolutely terrified. MMS even apologized for the disturbance and the wait earlier as she says goodbye. Personally, the wait didn't bother me, the commotion on the other hand annoys me. I firmly agree with Pilot's philosophy of being to the ladies, because nice guys do not finish last in this particular event.

Anyways, there's crazy saga of what happened this one time Skwishy went to Papaya during a thunderstorm. Cheers gentlemen, be nice to the ladies.

[Kamen]

I tried RTFF, but I can't find it. What does CTM stand for?

Thanks in advance.

CTM stand for Comfort Theraputic Massage.

7015 Old Keene Mill Road # 102.

Springfield, VA 22150-2805.

(703) 866-7787

[Soxoff]

Don't get me wrong, the massage was great! Like I said, even the best I've had in a long long time. And I can vouch too that her English was astounding. In fact it seemed that she had to fake her accent a little rather than push the English. The shower was very brief though, perhaps if she had been playful on the TS then I would repeat even though the lbs were a bit much for me.

Any other opinions on River?

[Xmore22]

Went to Chantilly looking for a Smile. Had been there before, was sad to hear Nancy left. Ended up with Suzy. A little heavy, maybe about 160 at 5'6'. But had huge knockers. Shower was normal, massage was actually the best I've had in a while, finish was very good. Some extras above normal. Damage. 8 plus. 6, won't repeat with her due to excessive junk in the trunk. PM for specifics. Also PM if you know where Nancy went.

Suzy is awesome! I've been going to her for years. She gives a great massage. Usually a very playful shower and a fantastic ending. She is chatting, sweet, speaks perfect English. PM me with other questions.

[Sir Willae]

I tried RTFF, but I can't find it. What does CTM stand for?

Thanks in advance.

[Volvos40]

I have only been mongering for 2 years, but became infatuated with Asian girls since. I see Asian girl at the gym, I'm thrown completely out of my routine. I see one at the mall, I'm spilling coffee on me. Messed up right? I could learn to be more regimented though. Cause they are are God's little treat to men. In cars, on airplanes.

Pass along my digits, and I'll be more than happy to workout with her! LOL.

I can train or her she can train on me, either way, win win if she wants to hook up and work out and money was never discussed.

Sounds fun my friend, ops like this can only be DREAMED of more less offered in person.

Just me and my couple of pennies.

AC.

[ProlapsMaximus]

It went better than expected.

She called the day to confirm out night out, twice. Evening approaches and I call her to where she wants to meet, no answer. I end up calling and texting her about 4 times before I call it quits and hit the sack. She ends called me around midnight apologizing, she had a rough night, the night before.

She calls me the next night and asks if I want to meet up.What- it's late but I was curious to see how far this would go, so I bite. She give me her address and I head towards that direction like a missile. The first thing she does when she takes a seat in my car, places my hand on here sweater puppies.I'm golden- We end up dining real late, chatting and getting liquored up. I have to say that this Korean girl knows how to handle her liquor; I had to stop because I was driving, but she kept right on going. We spend the whole time chatting about her friends and how she is overwhelmed with loneliness. It must be a tough life living in a country without family around. She tells me that she gave me her number because I came off as a very nice guy; she has this weird belief that blood type can be used to find compatible companions.WTF- Apparently, we are not compatible, that didn't interrupt the events that would occur at her place.

We step into her place and the first thing she asks me is if I'm planning to stay the night.I guess so, it's your place not mine- She wants me to stay the night.and that's a BINGO- She tells me to get comfortable, I sit down on her couch as she walks into her room. She returns in a very nice andégligée and proceeds to tell me to take off my pants. Exactly like that. No joke, she says it very casually. So here I am in my boxers walking around as she is showing me her place; I'm walking around with a hardon standing taller than the statue of liberty, she sees it and gently cups it and begins to kiss me. I'm thinking to myself, this is going faster than I thought; this train is moving right along to its final destination. She takes me to her room and we begin sexy time.

We have three good rounds, with her finally telling me no more. I didn't draw fire. &3232; _&3232;

Is it me or do Asian ladies get exhausted very easily? Or are they very sensitive?

Next morning we have brunch and continue our conversations from the night before. She tells me she would like to go to the theaters next time. I say sure. I drop her off and part ways.

I payed for dinner which wasn't bad for two people. She even offered to pay for dinner if I couldn't cover it. She covered brunch. Overall, it was a great experience, beside some of the conversations which were a bit off putting. Man, Korean accents are difficult to understand.

Steps for success:

1. Be charismatic.

2. Be affable.

3. Be mildly attractive.

4. Profit!

Be a gentleman and treat the ladies with respect, that is all.

[Capricaone]

Today I had one of my more unusual sessions with my usual establishment (not a spa). I won't go into detail with whom for several reasons. After my 45 min appointment was over, my provider (who was new) didn't kick me out but spent another 30 min just having a regular conversation. I guess it was because I was the last customer of the day and she was feeling a bit lonely. A couple of things crossed my mind. First, too many of you in this business are assholes. This came up when she talked about how nervous she feels working at an agency because unlike a spa she's alone with the customer. A stranger. And many of them treat the women worse than a dog. Apparently she's been nervous since she began working in the area recently. She mentioned she was grateful I seemed normal, didn't demand she do things she wasn't comfortable with, treated her with respect (obviously except the boom-boom part) and actually said "thank you". Not to mention I didn't show up drunk and I wasn't fat. It made me wonder what she normally has to deal with. So the title says it all. Treat the women with some respect and remember they're human beings with feelings like the rest of us.

This is the first time I actually considered giving one of these women an actual phone number to reach me at as I would be interested in having coffee or dinner. Just for the conversation and not for business. In those 30 min I learned a lot about her life and how she got into this profession. Initially my bullshit meter was acting up but the conversation was so mundane and so normal I figured she wasn't lying. She talked about how many siblings she had, what jobs she had before entering this profession, and how she had ended up in it because "she didn't know if she was smart or dumb because she didn't have a college degree but she did know she was pretty" (she definitely was gorgeous). Again this reality made me think of the title. Don't be an asshole because these women enter the profession as a means of making decent money with the only breaks "god" gave them.

I also learned quite a bit about how the business works, how they get started, and a few other surprising things I don't want to share. I didn't give her my number but if I do go back. Yet undecided if I will. I think I will because she said she comes to DC to visit her friends and usually never to work. I'm sharing this because I know a few of you think as I do and the experience did rattle me (as in make me feel for her as any other woman with feelings and needs) enough that I needed to share with someone.