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08-09-11 10:43 #6939
Mid-summer night dream
Okay, so schedule has been jammed but did have a few free minutes for a quick breakfast at IHOP in Winter Park (WP Massage for those who don't know). I dreamt of Victoria and Lynnette, on two seperate dreams but shall combine my reports so as not to be called out as some rookie who is trying to gain senior status by stringing along a bunch of, yah me too reports. The best part of Victoria is the really lousy accent she tries to pull off. She pretends to be british, accent lasts about 40 mins of hour massage. I think she is really from Geneva (and I don't mean Switzerland). I let her keep pretending just like she pretends I am James Bond. Power of th imagination. Nice rub, standard. 65 for hour, HE. 4, topless was. 3 more and total nude for. 3 more. All told 1. 65 for nice rub and tug, lots of roaming and she has super soft skin and great big all naturals. The accent is superbly ridiculous and worth trying to see when it breaks down, but I take pleasure in the little things. As for Lynnette, she is the definition of why this place is called IHOP. Which I find very funny. I have been a client here for a long while and seen it all. I still love the place as it is clean (much cleaner now) and has shower / bath in every room (except the crappy rooms in middle hallway. Its across the hall by the washer and dryer or if you have been lucky enough to have one done in little room off the reception area). The rubs are always good and the ladies are fun. Lynnette is a large bottomed girl with saggy boobs. She will rub the muscles off of your body if you let her go deep. Be careful. Deep pressure she can do. But if you want a good rub and happy ending she is your girl. She talks to much most of the time but if you don't answer she slows down th pace of her words and becomes less annoying. Its all good and friendly. In the end its great rub for. 65 and nice tug for standard. 4 topless. Belgian waffles, syrup on the side.
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08-09-11 10:24 #6938
Island Time
My report is a little late because I have been on Island time all summer. Went to my favorite AMP in Altamonte about a month ago and tried to see my favorite Korean Comedian, Jeannie, but she was gone. Luckily, CiCi was there and had things well in hand (literally and figuratively). .8 at door for an hour, very nice rub and on the flip things got even better, PM for details. Nice TS after was a great way to leave clean and refreshed (TS after was because it was occupied when I showed up). Left a nice standard tip (maybe a little more than standard. 4) and was on my way with smile. No muss, no fuss, felt like a king. As much as I don't like AMPs, I do like my Island time.
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08-09-11 09:41 #6937
Heathers!
It is redundant but don't waste your time with the heather's.
You are better off with a SW psycho and instead you ought to try Joan's or the Altamonte AMP's but you can also try healthy hand of 434 and 1792.
You will get great service by friendly staff.
Happy hunting
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08-09-11 08:13 #6936
Heathers. And basic background research
Use the little search function in upper right, enter "heather" and read the fucking file. For you newbies, this should be step one with any provider. Always enter their name in the search function here. Chances are someone has reviewed them already. Step two is do a few web searches on their name and phone number. Again, same principle, someone has seen them and posted a review somewhere. Do you research, and save yourself some time and hassle. If you still are interested, have at it. Once you have visited the provider, step three is to post your review here to add to the file for the rest of us. Its give and take boys, GIVE and take.
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08-08-11 11:27 #6935
Don't waste your time
Got to agree. Stay away from the WP Heathers. I've had nightmares with two. And refuse to try the old one.
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Adam
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08-08-11 10:23 #6934
There are many bad reviews on this Heather
There are 3 Heathers in this area, the moody one that you have found who's been reviewed negatively here many times. The old one whose also been slammed here many times and the mechanical one who's not really bad but not really good either. Try Angie in Maitland for a much better massage and time. Originally Posted by BigH407
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08-08-11 03:14 #6933
Don't waste your time
One of the three heathers. This is the psycho version. Moody a hell.
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08-08-11 00:35 #6932
You HAVE to be kidding us.
Probably the most reviewed psyc. I mean, provider on the board. Originally Posted by BigH407
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Search for Heather. (there are three.)
Read carefully.
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08-08-11 00:34 #6931Pretty sure that is the Heather from Winter Park. Reviews have not been good. I think I remember reading that she is a psycho woman and either Originally Posted by BigH407
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Her place, her or both smelled bad. Someone also mentioned that she "hates men".
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08-07-11 21:23 #6930
Any info on this beauty would be appreciated.
http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...n-life/2706117
http://www.sutrayogaspa.com/page5
I've been tempted to try her out, but I haven't been able to find any reviews on her.
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08-06-11 23:20 #6929
I concur
Asahi was my old favorite but the past few years upsell has become their standard. I haven't been there in 6-8 months and have been frequenting Island which has had a nice staff and does not upsell. I saw CC recently, she is very tiny but has smooth strong handsand a nice body. A good TS an excellent massage and left stress free and with an average tip they seem to be happy. Originally Posted by Steve Pope
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Stay safe.
Laharvardkid
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08-06-11 18:44 #6928
Any updates?
Has anyone seen Vicky (R&R) in Altamonte, or Patricia (works out of a chiro's office in Winter Park) lately? They both advertise on BP, and I have seen them in the past with no hint of anything, but wondering if things have loosened up? PM if prefer.
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08-06-11 13:17 #6927
Asahi vs. Island
I stopped going there 9-10 months ago due to the major, large upsell figure of a Franklin. 6 returns showed me a steady customer doesn't matter there. Asahi provides excellent, nice quality service, pretty AMPs but I can get the same satisfaction in Altamonte and keep 3 jacksons in my pocket. Island appreciates my return business, the expanded menu over time is limitless. Better value for sure. Originally Posted by EmptySpot
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SP
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08-05-11 18:15 #6926
Upsell
We need to all work together to eliminate the upsell. Originally Posted by EmptySpot
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08-05-11 15:28 #6925
Elite info
I have heard that Elite is good but can be pricey. How pricey? I know my way around AMP's but I wanted a change for a bit. OS was pricey but worth every penny. I'm not expecting the same quality service from Elite, but it would still be a nice change. I know I don't have many contributions, but I'm not looking for details. Just PM me with a ball park of what I should have on me for a good time there. Thanks.
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