Massage Parlor Reports

**Ambidextrous** · 08-03-11 07:17

Made appointment with MMS 'Lily' by phone. High-rise condo, easy access. $.6 fixed fee. Behind the slowly opening door stood 'Bobbi, ' from Beijing, visiting here for a week. Greeted me warmly with hugs and kisses. Not very pretty but nice slim figure, B-cups. Said she was 23, that could be accurate, hard to tell. Bubbly, enthusiastic and cooperative right from the start. Speaks almost no English.

We didn't bother with massage, just disrobed, cuddled and fondled a bit. DATY, lots of squeaky moans but she didn't seem to quite climax. On menu: CFS or CBJ, or BBBJ for 2xJ tip. I hesitated over the upsell but soon consented. Glad I did. Memorable job with attention to rear as well, kept going until well after completion. Afterwards she exclaimed delightedly, 'If you happy, I'm happy! ' I was.

Looked at my watch, only about a half hour had elapsed. Since I booked an hour I decided to stay and chat a bit, which she did willingly despite the fact that communication was very limited. She tried to teach me her name in Chinese.

In short, solid skills, perky personality and sweet attitude. Total damage $$ and worth it. Called MMS afterwards and let her know I was satisfied.

**BigCoolie** · 08-03-11 05:19

It's been a while since I've been up here bcz this area is becoming dry and, thus, expensive. I visited the "fruit place" today for a 30 minute visit and met a 4'11" lady named "Bunny, like Honey with a 'B'". Everything went fast from there. No line up, lady came into the room and escorted me to the TS. Afterwards, I received a pseudo "rub down", then began the haggling. I'm exaggerating bcz it wasn't even a rub down, it was just a faint touching of my back then a flip. Flip was a standard NOVA finish with a few extras and a blatant hint of a BBBJ or more if I should return. I might just do that. Eventually. Damage = 1. 2 total. If you somewhere better in the same area, then I'm listening. In the meantime, stay safe and incognito.

**Phaik Naim** · 08-02-11 16:51

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

So, when you're 1/2 through the massage, or after the flip, and she either demands a large tip, or asks how much you going to give her, do you just get dressed and leave? Or, does the little brain, rationalize it out, and stay?

I would love to claim that I'm up and out of there. But I haven't had the fortitude to do that yet. Little brain has won out every time. So far.

**DeuceSlim** · 08-02-11 15:17

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

So, when you're 1/2 through the massage, or after the flip, and she either demands a large tip, or asks how much you going to give her, do you just get dressed and leave? Or, does the little brain, rationalize it out, and stay?

IMO, it depends on her attitude, what she's asking for, and if I really want a finish.

If she's been nice about it, and what she's asking for isn't outrageous for the area (like $+ for a standard NOVA) then I'll stick around. If she cops an attitude, gets pushy, or was generally shitty at everything else leading up to that moment, I take what would have been her tip and go elsewhere.

I've had cases where I tip way more than standard because of the service offered, and I've gone home short the house fee and that's it.

YMMV, though. I'm a firm believer in both Golden Rules:

1) treat others the way you want to be treated.

2) he who has the gold makes the rules.

I never let the little head take over where my wallet is concerned.

**Funkey** · 08-02-11 15:10

As fellow monger Eerock so kindly responded. 112 Maple is currently Y's, Young's or Whites Wellness center depending on where you look. Has anyone frequented the new establishment or have any other useful intel?

Used to be one of my favorite haunts and I should TOFFT unless someone has been there.

Funkey

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

Http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...523999590.html

**Volvos40** · 08-02-11 13:16

So, when you're 1/2 through the massage, or after the flip, and she either demands a large tip, or asks how much you going to give her, do you just get dressed and leave? Or, does the little brain, rationalize it out, and stay?

**Eerock** · 08-02-11 09:46

Originally Posted by Funkey [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if this establishment ever re-opened as 112 or under any other name?

Http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...523999590.html

**Needtorelax** · 08-01-11 21:53

Looking for my ATF and hoping someone here's seen her. Name was Eva and worked at Booja before it went under. Hoping she's still around the area. If anyone saw her there and knows of her possible new landing spot I'd be grateful for a PM. Good massage and very good finish, knew how to take care of the back.

**FromTheDMV** · 08-01-11 19:34

Originally Posted by S1153 [View Original Post]

Saw Skwishy's report and just had to try YoYo for once. Thanks to AznCajun for the I'd. I know her name has been thrown around for quite some time now but just never made the trip out there and request for her. My last visit with another provider at MWC was a pleasant one as well.

Anyways, got there, asked for YoYo and was pretty lucky since it was about 8:45. Basically same rundown as Skwishy. Lots of attention paid to the bakcdoor during TS, which was very thorough and playful. Back to the room followed message with backwalking. I definitely had better backwalking but overall the message was top notch. I probably could've used stronger message but I did not make the request. As others have mentioned, YoYo definitely knows how to please a man. She does these little pecks on the J with her tongue which felt great. To avoid TMI I'll just say I had one of my best NoVa finishes. At that point I felt like my time had to be up just because of how much message she had already done. Nope. She's the first provider I've seen thus far that messages before and after the NoVa and makes sure you get every minute of your time.

Dropped. 8 and left happy. Was given water and greeted by the MMS on my way out. Good night.

I had the pleasure of mtg Yoyo recently. Everything I've read has been accurate. I only paid for 1/2 hr because I had to be somewhere, but wound up receiving almost about 45 mins of service. The mms knocked twice. 1st time saying time was almost up. 2nd time she said I was getting close to an hr so WTF? LOL! Well worth being late for my appt. Standard nova, but really nothing "standard" about it. Thank you to all the seniors & others who have provided the valuable intel.

**Funkey** · 08-01-11 10:53

Does anyone know if this establishment ever re-opened as 112 or under any other name?

**Capricaone** · 07-31-11 17:51

Originally Posted by SWCruiser [View Original Post]

I generally agree with you that he should have walked. Got to trust the gut. But commenting and dropping that teaser is a bit of a shitter. Can you post some details / hints about your Korean agency?

I found this agency doing some research at the usual places. They advertise like all others. They are much smaller but the quality has been amazing. I've had a real Japanese girl and an amazingly beautiful 26 year old Korean gal (recently mentioned) with EXCELLENT customer service. If you've ever spent time in Asia, you will understand what EXCELLENT customer service is (its impossible for an American to understand if he's never seen it). Do your own research and I am sure you'll stumble across it.

**DeuceSlim** · 07-31-11 16:53

Sounds like a certain Herndon AMP has undergone a name change (looking at the BP ads).

It also sounds like there's been a change in staff, because the last few reports about it haven't been as glowing as this. Good to know.

Originally Posted by AznCajun [View Original Post]

Was in the area yesterday, wanted to see Jennifer at Far East, but was told she was 'on vacation. ' Called a familiar place in Herndon, but didn't see any intel on it yet, so I felt I TOFTT. I Lucked out nicely! Provider was Cindy. Nice attitude, attractive, early 30's but didn't look it, about 5' 8" with heels, fun-sized rack, long black silky hair, and not much a conversationalist. That's okay by me too. Some what discreet location amongst a bunch of biz and doctors office around; MMS Sunny is nice, asked if I been here before (YES) and who I saw (YOYO or COCO) , clean room, standard NOVA finish. TS was nice, with special attention paid to the buttocks and the little man. To me, that's a PLUS! Massage was on par too other places I've ventured to. I had nice chat with MMS before I left and she dropped some good info if you're concerned with your privacy. Call ahead and ask MMS to let you in the rear entrance (no pun intended). There's parking spaces in the back so that folks in the office spaces in the front can't see you, and you can't see them. To me, that's priceless. Seniors can PM me for more info on my experience.

I left happier than a kid in a candy store (.80 for hr, $1. 10 for OUTSTANDING Service / attitude / friendliness / cleanliness / No rush / No haggle / No Upselling) I hope to keep this one around for a while.

Stay cool and be nice to the ladies.

AC

**AznCajun** · 07-30-11 12:49

Was in the area yesterday, wanted to see Jennifer at Far East, but was told she was 'on vacation. ' Called a familiar place in Herndon, but didn't see any intel on it yet, so I felt I TOFTT. I Lucked out nicely! Provider was Cindy. Nice attitude, attractive, early 30's but didn't look it, about 5' 8" with heels, fun-sized rack, long black silky hair, and not much a conversationalist. That's okay by me too. Some what discreet location amongst a bunch of biz and doctors office around; MMS Sunny is nice, asked if I been here before (YES) and who I saw (YOYO or COCO) , clean room, standard NOVA finish. TS was nice, with special attention paid to the buttocks and the little man. To me, that's a PLUS! Massage was on par too other places I've ventured to. I had nice chat with MMS before I left and she dropped some good info if you're concerned with your privacy. Call ahead and ask MMS to let you in the rear entrance (no pun intended). There's parking spaces in the back so that folks in the office spaces in the front can't see you, and you can't see them. To me, that's priceless. Seniors can PM me for more info on my experience.

I left happier than a kid in a candy store (.80 for hr, $1. 10 for OUTSTANDING Service / attitude / friendliness / cleanliness / No rush / No haggle / No Upselling) I hope to keep this one around for a while.

Stay cool and be nice to the ladies.

-AC

**Serpico99** · 07-30-11 08:48

Originally Posted by Cupin Dude [View Original Post]

Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!

She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"

She won't be there long, I highly recommend!

TS 9/10.

Massage 3/10.

Flip 11/10.

Looks 9/10.

Body 8/10.

Attitude 100%

Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.

Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!

Cheers

Is this the Bunny from the old Yung's Spa in Tysons (next to the hotel)? She talked a good dirty talk. Not many providers use the name Bunny, hence why I thought maybe she was the same girl.

**Skirite Hound** · 07-30-11 06:22

Maybe I was unnecessarily harsh here. She does get immediately naked, has big tits, and there seems to be unlimited touching. So if pot-bellied lady with big tits is your thing, maybe this is the place for you. She has absolutely no concept of a massage, however.