Massage Parlor Reports

[Focker 2]

Jesus, that was a hell of a run nite.

I went strip club hopping last night, and couldn't find what I wanted. Being a little tipsy, I decided to make my run at an AMP. Hadn't been to one in forever ever, and thought a nice rubdown + ts + FS would have ended my night nicely. Found my way around to a place called WAWA. I went in, and asked mama to see what they had. Only one girl was working. She appeared to have a cute face, prob late 20's. Good english, and no apparent accent. I can only assume she's from here. A little thick though, but it was ok. I was in the room for barely a minute when the girl walked in and started immediately talking business. Told her I had $140. She said that would get me a quickie HJ only. If I wanted a BJ, it was 200. I was like fug that, and got up and left.

BTW, as I was leaving, I heard mamasan mumble some profanity towards me. Now, I'm not a native korean speaker, but I know enough curse words to insult someone. And she was calling me something kind of nasty. LOL. I replied thank you in korean and left. You could see that her facial expression changed a bit once she realized I understood her mumblings.

Now, I've been out of the AMP game for a bit, but this is ridiculous. I'm getting a mediocre girl requesting a 200 charge for fairly minor service. There was no sign of negotiations to take place either. Either 200+ or get the fug out. I realize this was a Friday night, but the parking lot was empty, and there was no sign of people rushing down the doors. Not sure if this WAWS is one of better places or not, but I sure as hell wasn't going to fork over 200 for that mediocrity. You got to be kidding me.

So anyways, I left kind of disappointed and didn't make anymore runs. I'm going to probe around more this week, and test a few out. Will let you guys know the results. If you got any requests or recommendations, then feel free to pm me.

[Niteluvr]

Nite,

Damn, man, you took two for the team today. Nothing good ever comes out of Chalet, so I'm not surprised Kim from Chalet sucked, and not in a good way. I'm with you, too, on Bally Hot Stones. That place hasn't been on my list for months. Looks like I can cross off Elite now too. Thanks for TOFTT in a big way.

Enjoy the ride (elsewhere).

Captain Howdy

I hadn't finished last night's AMP roundup as I was tired, so here's what's left: After I left Elite Spa, I headed north and landed at Green Sauna. They had the skinny old skank I've reported on in the past plus a second older Korean with long, bleached hair. I declined both and left for Fuji. Got to Fuji and the mamasan was happy to see me and let me in. The was only one girl named Penny who was probably 35-40 but I couldn't tell in the dimly lit room. Penny had obvious bolt-ons and didn't smile at all so I declined her. Mamasan still wanted me to stay and told me she would be happy to give me a massage. I told her I was looking for FS and she hinted she would do that for me too. I told her,"Well, maybe I should stay but I want to see if you have real tits first." Surprisingly, she pulled them out for me! Not bad for a woman her age but I told her I would be back another day so she walked me to the door, I gave her a hug and left.

Then headed up GA 400 to Buja. There was a new girl working named Kimmy. See a pattern developing here (similar name to Kim at Elite)? She said she was brand new, had just gotten there at 5 pm and I was her first customer. I thought,"Great!" She asked if I'd been there before and I told her I'd been a customer off and on since they first opened their doors. She then asked who I knew. WTF? She had just arrived from Dallas, had never been there before and she's quizzing me on who I've seen? I just laughed and told her there's no way she would know who I've seen or not seen. She asked if I wanted a TS but I declined since I had finished what amounted to a $30 TS at Elite an hour earlier. By the way, Kimmy is about 5'2" with long hair, an attractive face and seeminly a decent body but it was hard to tell because she was wearing a maternity-like smock which fluffed out too much to get a good look at her figure. She has stained teeth but didn't smell like cigarette smoke; however, she was smiling and seemed pleasant. The massage consisted of her applying hard pressure to neck and back areas and telling me to breathe deep at certain intervals, like she was coaching me as a true physical therapist would. I was playing with her by letting out weird grunts and assorted noises when she would prompt me to breathe. On the flip, she massaged my face, stomach and legs, then suddenly walked out and announced that time was up. WTF? That caught me by complete surprise. I peeked out the door and told mamasan to tell Kimmy to come back. I told her she hadn't given me a HJ yet. She said,"She cannot ask you; you s'posed to ask her." I told her Kimmy hadn't given me a chance. She said Kimmy was with another customer so it was too late. I told her no, I wanted Kimmy to come back and finish the job. I heard sounds from the TS room so I think she was giving a new customer a TS. Kimmy returned and I asked for a HJ. She looked nervous as shit and kept saying no. I knew she was being overly cautious as it was her first day but it was ridiculous. I asked her how I could possibly convince her I was a regular if she was new herself and didn't know any of the girls who worked there previously? She responded like a typical Korean whose sense of logic goes out the window in a moment of truth and resorts to self-defensive bullshit. I was getting nowhere so I thought "fuggit", got dressed and left but I let mamasan know on the way out that I was going "to tell everyone" about the shitty service at Buja. She more or less begged me not to but I countered that she needs to tell Kimmy to do her job or get rid of her.

I left and went over to Atlanta Hwy thinking I'd try Fine Touch out again but I took a wrong turn and headed in the opposite direction. I stopped in at Jasmine but there was just one older Korean working so I left. Headed north again and found Sun Sauna. The woman who answered the door was old and fat. I thought she was the mamasan but she was doubling as the masseuse as well. I GTFO.

I continued north as last chance was Pine Health in Cumming. Went in and was told to wait 5 minutes for Jeena. It turned out to be about 15 minutes and during that time, I heard another monger come in. Jeena finally came to the room. She's about 20 lbs overweight with sagging B-cups but still looks OK. Gave her the house fee and $120 for FS which she gladly accepted. I think she would have settled for $100. Got a cursory massage which I didn't really care about at that point as I just wanted to bust a nut. She gave me a quick CBJ followed by standing mish. I was burying it balls deep and she seemed to be showing some discomfort from that. And, about halfway in, it seemed there was a slight ridge inside her pussy and I'd have to push through that to get all the way in. I once had an ex-girlfriend with a similar pussy. I asked if she was OK, she nodded yes but pulled me up onto the table for regular mish. She still seemed uncomfortable so I again asked if she was OK. She said yes and I suggested doggy. Did that for about 3 minutes and I pumped her faster as I was about to bust. She was very clearly uncomfortable, which I couldn't understand. Jeena does not have a tight pussy by any stretch of the imagination, so I suspect maybe she had just fucked too many guys that day and was sore. I busted, she insisted on giving me more massage but I declined. She got a hot towel and a water for me and I left. Jeena is pleasant enough and a helluva lot nicer than Kim at Elite, but I probably won't go back anytime soon.

[Captain Howdy]

Went to Elite this evening on a tip from a fellow monger. The girl I wanted was "on bacation" so Kim came to the room. I knew I had seen her somewhere before but couldn't immediately place her. I had kind of a bad feeling like it wasn't going to work out but went ahead anyway. Should have trusted my instinct. Gave her the house fee, got undressed and she gave me a pretty good TS. So far so good. Back in the room, she gave just a cursory massage, told me to flip and I motioned for FS. She told me to give her the money so I gave her the $120 I had ready. She said,"No way, you give me $180." I then told her I never pay more than $120. She wouldn't budge so I told her to get mamasan. She refused so I started to wrap myself in a towel to go find her. (It was about then that I realized I had seen Kim at Chalet). Kim blocked the door, tried to claim mamasan couldn't do anything so I nudged her aside and started out of the room. She blocked my path again and said,"Wait," then went to get the mamasan. The mamasan came to the room, we went back and forth about the FS fee and all the while the mamasan claimed she couldn't do anything. I told her several times to stop BSing me and just give me the door fee back and I'd be on my way. Kim then came back into the room and said,"OK, I will do it for $120 just this time." By then my mood was shot so I told her to just give me half the door fee as I wanted to GTFO. She refused again, we went round and round, she finally gave in and got my money. This whole haggling scenario took about 30 minutes. I got dressed and on the way out was able to snap a blurred phone pic of her:

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Nite,

Damn, man, you took two for the team today. Nothing good ever comes out of Chalet, so I'm not surprised Kim from Chalet sucked, and not in a good way. I'm with you, too, on Bally Hot Stones. That place hasn't been on my list for months. Looks like I can cross off Elite now too. Thanks for TOFTT in a big way.

Enjoy the ride (elsewhere).

Captain Howdy

[Niteluvr]

Went to Elite this evening on a tip from a fellow monger. The girl I wanted was "on bacation" so Kim came to the room. I knew I had seen her somewhere before but couldn't immediately place her. I had kind of a bad feeling like it wasn't going to work out but went ahead anyway. Should have trusted my instinct. Gave her the house fee, got undressed and she gave me a pretty good TS. So far so good. Back in the room, she gave just a cursory massage, told me to flip and I motioned for FS. She told me to give her the money so I gave her the $120 I had ready. She said,"No way, you give me $180." I then told her I never pay more than $120. She wouldn't budge so I told her to get mamasan. She refused so I started to wrap myself in a towel to go find her. (It was about then that I realized I had seen Kim at Chalet). Kim blocked the door, tried to claim mamasan couldn't do anything so I nudged her aside and started out of the room. She blocked my path again and said,"Wait," then went to get the mamasan. The mamasan came to the room, we went back and forth about the FS fee and all the while the mamasan claimed she couldn't do anything. I told her several times to stop BSing me and just give me the door fee back and I'd be on my way. Kim then came back into the room and said,"OK, I will do it for $120 just this time." By then my mood was shot so I told her to just give me half the door fee as I wanted to GTFO. She refused again, we went round and round, she finally gave in and got my money. This whole haggling scenario took about 30 minutes. I got dressed and on the way out was able to snap a blurred phone pic of her:

[Niteluvr]

Nite. You raise some fair points, but I would say that. At it most basic level. We are all engaged in a supply and demand hobby here. Most folks these days do research on the Internet before they buy products or services, whether it's a big screen TV or dinner at a restaurant. There are not many of us out there that haven't checked the reviews for these things and mongering is no different. Buying a new car for example is not a pleasant experience but having sites like Edmunds and KBB shift the balance of power back towards the buyer. Vendors know that if their product sucks or their service is poor, word will get out and people will vote with their wallets. The Hobby is no different.

As far as price setting is concerned, I think the opposite is true. If the market for FS is $100 and a girl starts charging $80, that is all about competition, marketing as with any other products. From a mongering point of view, that can only be good for us. I don't see girls getting together and fixing prices high, I do see girls responding to customer reviews, competitive pricing and servivce value and prices naturally fall and settle.

BTW the comment KC made "Your report was so good UNTIL you had to ruin it by telling her about the internet". I might be wrong but I don't think the Internet is a secret anymore.

As far as stories about ex ninjas, flying in private jets and body guarding for celebrities and all that stuff. I personally love that shit. I don't know whether the stories are legit or if it's really just a 50 year old 5 feet bald Jewish guy with a rich imagination, whatever it makes me smile and the drama level is always good to watch. It's like our own little Jersey Shore.

I can agree with all that. I know it'd be naive to think most AMP girls don't know about USASG; however, I still would never promote the fact. Guess I was thinking worst case scenario where a dozen guys brag about how wonderful a particular provider is and post something like,"Damn, Sky at K Treatment is such a hottie. I can't believe she only charged me $150. I would gladly have paid $200!" Next thing you know, she could be refusing anything less than $200 and other AMP girls who thought they were hot shit would follow suit. I just try not to do anything that could further shift the balance of power to the pussy side. Things are already so lopsided in favor of the pussy in various ways.

Case in point: Today I stopped by Bally Hot Stone next door to K Treatment. They had a new girl who was in her late 20s (probably the first woman that young to work there since the day they opened for business). She's thin, has no hips to speak of and a pretty flat ass. Face was OK though. Thought I'd give her a whirl so gave her the door fee through the window in the lobby. Immediately she demanded $60 more for a HJ while I was still in the lobby! I wasn't even in the room yet, she hadn't asked me what I wanted and here she was demanding more money. I told her I might give her $120 for FS is she'd cool it. It only got worse. She wanted a minimum of $160 for FS and wouldn't budge. I grabbed the door fee back and left.

[Xxxx9998]

Nite. You raise some fair points, but I would say that. At it most basic level. We are all engaged in a supply and demand hobby here. Most folks these days do research on the Internet before they buy products or services, whether it's a big screen TV or dinner at a restaurant. There are not many of us out there that haven't checked the reviews for these things and mongering is no different. Buying a new car for example is not a pleasant experience but having sites like Edmunds and KBB shift the balance of power back towards the buyer. Vendors know that if their product sucks or their service is poor, word will get out and people will vote with their wallets. The Hobby is no different.

As far as price setting is concerned, I think the opposite is true. If the market for FS is $100 and a girl starts charging $80, that is all about competition, marketing as with any other products. From a mongering point of view, that can only be good for us. I don't see girls getting together and fixing prices high, I do see girls responding to customer reviews, competitive pricing and servivce value and prices naturally fall and settle.

BTW the comment KC made "Your report was so good UNTIL you had to ruin it by telling her about the internet". I might be wrong but I don't think the Internet is a secret anymore.

As far as stories about ex ninjas, flying in private jets and body guarding for celebrities and all that stuff. I personally love that shit. I don't know whether the stories are legit or if it's really just a 50 year old 5 feet bald Jewish guy with a rich imagination, whatever it makes me smile and the drama level is always good to watch. It's like our own little Jersey Shore.

I have to at least partially agree with KC. He was saying that you posted a good report overall but took issue with your telling the Evergreen provider you'd "give her a good review on the Internet." If you stated it just like that and didn't tell her which Website, no harm done. If, however, you told her about USASG (not that she wouldn't already know about it) , then it can indeed harm the mongering community by helping providers set prices, etc.

I say let the providers gossip amongst themselves, chat on their own Internet forum and we keep mongering sites such as USASG as hush hush as possible.

Recently a provider asked me to give her a good review on another site. I acted like I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.

[Turtlehawk24]

Has anyone seen the new masseuse Lucy at Super Scissors in Duluth? Caught a glimpse of her the other day. Doesn't look bad from behind but just wondering if her massage and extras skills are any good.

I was there two weeks ago. Luck is skinny maybe a. Acup, face is not that great. She gives a very good massage, I didn't try to go any further. I need a hair cut next week so I will try further advances then. Hanna gives a decent haircut!

Happy Trails

[Niteluvr]

Has anyone seen the new masseuse Lucy at Super Scissors in Duluth? Caught a glimpse of her the other day. Doesn't look bad from behind but just wondering if her massage and extras skills are any good.

[Letter Carrier]

Based on recommendations here. Skipped my usual place at Jasmine in Cumming and checked out FTM. Yuri was the provider. Wow. What a looker. Bolt ons definitely and would rate the looks a 10 if it werent for those. Will definitely go back. 1.2 for FS session and. 6 for house. Very well treated! She is a bit of a talker afterwards but seems very sweet yet very attentive.

[Shazbot1960]

Had a dream last night that I traveled to the Oasis Spa. Kim took care of me. She was probably in her mid-40's. Surprisingly, had a decent massage.

Overall had a okay experience but not sure if I'd go back. Seniors PM me for details.

Was it the Oasis in Atlanta on Northside or the one located in Gainsville?

[Mpnewbie]

Had a dream last night that I traveled to the Oasis Spa. Kim took care of me. She was probably in her mid-40's. Surprisingly, had a decent massage.

Overall had a okay experience but not sure if I'd go back. Seniors PM me for details.

[Niteluvr]

Use what ever you got to to get that extra mile. I would agree with Nite that everything but the actual site name is all good. As for me, I will be in Tulsa, OK working at the Sheena Easton concert at the local dirt-track stock car race. After the Sheena Easton concert, I will be in Chile hanging out with Prince and whoever else I can make up. I like to impress strangers on a sex mongering website.

Sheena Easton is still in business and at a local dirt track? LOL. Prince fucked her long ago and apparently left her ass in the dust.

[Amp Fme]

Damm. Why should anyone post reviews of good providers with ASSHOLES doing their best to apply their own rules, spew their venom and shoot reviewers down. I will tell any provider, mamasan or anyone else whatever I want, wherever I choose or however is most efficient. Hope you have a good time at SADE and in Brazil. Me, I will be fucking the best providers in N. Atlanta.

Cowboy. What you posted WAS a good review. It WAS appreciated.

However, like two others have already noted. Step back and take a bigger picture look. This site is about sharing intel on AMPs. There are many downsides with mentioning doing a review and / or directing the lady to said location of reviews. Some have already been mentioned, My thoughts.

So, what benefit did mentioning doing a review on here serve that could NOT have been accomplished by telling her you enjoyed yourself, you will be back and can you refer your friends to her? Objectively speaking, the potential downside might be those others girls that you would be interested in seeing at this place, They saw you, a big deal was made about you doing a review so that increases the chance they will remember you (for good or bad.) They might be hesitant to perform the same level of service or at the price that this girl did. They might be pissed that they are not getting the same rate and raise their rate. I guess a potential upside is they could be motivated to perform to that same level of service. But why take the risk? And what if you go in and want to pay less for some other service. You have already established you are a 200 mark and confirmed it in writing to the other ladies there. I will add that mentioning to her a review was forthcoming could potentially bring into question the validity of your experience, I. E, does she offer the same service if she doesn't know a review is forthcoming, will she offer more, offer less, etc.

Been doing this for a long time and more times than not. These places and ladies prefer to not acknowledge what goes on in a public forum. Do the AMPs know about USAG and other AMP review sites?. Oh please. Of course they do. But knowing about it and having it slammed in your face by a monger are two different things.

Bottom line. Thank you for the review. Enjoy yourself and stay safe. I agree that AMPing is an individual sport and I appreciate the scouting reports. It is just IMHO that mentioning anything about a review is best left unspoken.

[BillCarman1]

Damm. Why should anyone post reviews of good providers with ASSHOLES doing their best to apply their own rules, spew their venom and shoot reviewers down. I will tell any provider, mamasan or anyone else whatever I want, wherever I choose or however is most efficient. Hope you have a good time at SADE and in Brazil. Me, I will be fucking the best providers in N. Atlanta.

Use what ever you got to to get that extra mile. I would agree with Nite that everything but the actual site name is all good. As for me, I will be in Tulsa, OK working at the Sheena Easton concert at the local dirt-track stock car race. After the Sheena Easton concert, I will be in Chile hanging out with Prince and whoever else I can make up. I like to impress strangers on a sex mongering website.

[Niteluvr]

Damm. Why should anyone post reviews of good providers with ASSHOLES doing their best to apply their own rules, spew their venom and shoot reviewers down. I will tell any provider, mamasan or anyone else whatever I want, wherever I choose or however is most efficient. Hope you have a good time at SADE and in Brazil. Me, I will be fucking the best providers in N. Atlanta.

I have to at least partially agree with KC. He was saying that you posted a good report overall but took issue with your telling the Evergreen provider you'd "give her a good review on the Internet." If you stated it just like that and didn't tell her which Website, no harm done. If, however, you told her about USASG (not that she wouldn't already know about it) , then it can indeed harm the mongering community by helping providers set prices, etc.

I say let the providers gossip amongst themselves, chat on their own Internet forum and we keep mongering sites such as USASG as hush hush as possible.

Recently a provider asked me to give her a good review on TER. I acted like I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.